Jurassic World: Satan’s Campaign for Evolution

Jurassic World, the sequel to the unholy abomination known as Jurassic Park, is another snide attempt to spread the teaching of evolution to the public and to brainwash God from the public. Like other godless movies from Hollywood, Jurassic World was praised by the secular critics who are known to condemn Christian movies. This film is just another one of many offenses to God that must be banned and not used to indoctrinate our children into rejecting God and believing in evolution.


Jurassic World wants you to believe dinosaurs turned to birds, but could this T rex fly with those tiny arms or chirp or peck at things?

The film starts out with two young brothers given a vacation by their divorcing parents. We know from the bible that divorce is unbiblical, but that doesn’t matter to the parents as they plan on letting their children venture to an Island that glorifies sinner scientists like Darwin and Stephen Hawkins.

Chris Pratt plays a scientist who is an obvious disciple of Darwin in the movie but also serve as a homosexual lust vector since he wears skin tight clothes worn by gay men. Bryce Dallas plays some lust influencing woman who exposes lots of cleavage and runs in high heels. Obviously Jurassic World is full of sexual immorality that is known to further Satan’s favorite agenda in America: Homosexuality and the spread of gay marriages.

Throughout the film, the scientists play God by creating dinosaurs from fossil bugs trapped in amber. This is simply an ungodly offense in the film. Why? Only God himself has the power to create living things as proven in the Book of Genesis. The film further dives into evolution as the scientists glorify Darwin by creating a dinosaur that is supposed to be a mix of other dinosaurs. Again, this is an ungodly offense as God can only create life and that this ungodly invention was created by the scientists to prove evolution. Did you know evolution was favored by Cultural Marxists like Mao, Karl Marx, Nelson Mandela, Hitler, Stalin, and other godless communists? This film should have been correctly titled “Evilution.” You can bet that the so called indominus rex will be featured in text books from our public schools to teach evolution to our children.

There are other offenses to God throughout the film. The boys disobey authority from their superiors many times. God’s name is taken in vain multiple times without being called for prayer. Evolution is mentioned many times in the film. Bryce Dallas’ character takes on a role in the film that is supposed to be reserved for superior men. Sexual immorality is evident between Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas. Bestiality between a black man and several trained raptors is suggested since the raptor trainer is intimately connected to them. The film also wants the viewers to believe that dinosaurs turned into birds, but how can a T.rex with tiny arms fly? How can a brontosaurus or stegosaurus chirp and fly? Thankfully God’s name was not taken in vain and ended with the curse word “damn” because that is not his last name.

Jurassic World is another unbiblical abomination from Hollywood that makes movies to make fun of Christians. The goal for this film is to indoctrinate its viewers into believing evolution, which is after all a theory, and to make the viewers reject God. Believing in evolution simply means you can do whatever you want as if there is no God. That means committing evil acts like homosexuality, teach evolution, steal, pornography, and other acts of sin. How do I know this to be true? Ever since this movie’s release, more atheistic inspired gun shootings have been happening. Movies like Jurassic World are responsible for the rise of atheism, people believing in evolution, racism, rape, murders, stealing, bullying in the schools, people looking up pornography on church computers, and other sins. Again, building a foundational belief in evilution allows us to do whatever we want as if there is no God watching us. Perverted filmmaker Steven Spielberg and other secular jews are responsible for making this godless filth to make lots of money so they can purchase oil from Saudi Arabia. If you purchased a ticket to see this film, then you definitely purchased a ticket to HELL. As Christians, we must take a stand against Satan and his agents. The movies must be taken back for Christ. Let’s unite as Christians and demand that Satan take his presence away from America. AMERICA is a Christian country and Satan is NOT invited to spread his evil.

Martin Baker

God protect our guns!

Greetings True Followers,

Recently, Obama and the Demoncrats in office have proposed to take away our gun rights. We recently learned from many shootings in schools and churches that innocent Christians are targeted for sport by Anti-Christian heathens. What Obama wants to do is to disarm Christians from defending themselves so he can allow this Great Nation to be overrun by godless laws, a tyrannical government, and atheistic ideologies. Obama is well supported by the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union, Planned Parenthood, terror loving muslims, abortionists, atheists, pagans, and other sinners responsible for making 9/11 happen!

America is a Nation defined by Christian Values, and we Christians will not allow this Great Nation to be a godless nation that Hitler, Stalin, Jimmy Carter, or the Clintons would ever dream of. America is defined by patriots who are churchgoers and defend the Constitution from terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq. We will not allow Obama and the demoncrats transform America into The People’s Republic of America. It’s time we take a stand for our gun and Christian rights




Remember to vote Santorum 2016. He is God’s candidate for president and also a member of the NRA.


Martin Baker

God Hates Minecraft!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that there is a ungodly game where evil Mormons and atheists can create their own heathen universes through the use of genetic modification and building blocks? Did you know that pedophiles and child predators like Andrew Hartung are using this game to feed upon innocent children?  Did you know that this ungodly and satanic game embraces pornography, Darwinism, and the ungodly heathen Mormon belief that we may one day become “gods” of our own planets and create our own universes? What game am I talking about? I’m talking about the Minecraft!

This ungodly Satanic castle is of the Devil!

This ungodly Satanic castle is of the Devil!

Proof that Minecraft is of Satan!

Proof that Minecraft is of Satan!

A Minecrafter....30 seconds after death.

A Minecrafter….30 seconds after death.

Did you know that Minecraft is filled with perversion, pornography, and other hedonistic ungodly smut? That’s right, boys and girls! Not only do pedophiles and Catholic priests use Minecraft to lure their victims into danger, but many innocent boys and girls are introduced to the evil and sinful pornography industry through Minecraft. Did you know that many Minecrafters spend much of their ungodly Minecrafting time making evil and crude penises out of the Minecraft blocks? Did you know that Satan loves nothing more than young girls being introduced to the penis at an early and impressionable age? Did you know that Minecraft encourages masturbation and studies have proven that female adolescents who play Minecraft are at least 13% more likely to enter the sex industry than females who never play Minecraft? You can’t argue with those numbers, atheists. They were in one of your atheistic “peer-reviewed (censored)” journals.  I burned it after reading it because so-called “scientific” journals censored by the atheistic elite are ungodly and of the Devil. This is the evil for what Minecraft is notorious:

a Satanic Minecraft penis

a Satanic Minecraft penis

a typical Minecrafter

a typical Minecrafter

Did you know that Minecraft pushes genetic engineering? By slowly changing pieces of their creations’ “DNA,” players can create new lifeforms. This is ungodly and reeks of Satanic Darwinism.  Man cannot create new life forms, only God can! Is there a false religion besides Darwinism  and atheism that believes that man can create monkeys out of molecules? Yes! The ungodly doctrine of Mormonism actually preaches that people can become gods like “God” (who is actually a man living on a planet called Kolob making millions of spirit babies by having spirit sex forever) in what they call the “celestial realm” of Heaven.  Mormons don’t believe in Hell either, which is one reason that so many misguided souls have embraced Mormonism and are headed to Hell. Did the Mormon missionary tell you Kolob is a lie? He was lying for scamming, rambling Joseph Smith! Consider the following Mormon hymn:

“Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Methinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”

That’s right, boys and girls. The ungodly Satanic Mormon hymn says “gods,” not “God.” This is because the Mormon Church believes in many ‘gods’ having spirit sex and making spirit babies and creating their own worlds.  In fact, Satan is working through the Mormon Church to make people believe that they can actually become God and replace Him. The Minecraft Game is in fact a secret Mormon propaganda game where players can believe that they are gods.  Once they play Minecraft, their computers are linked to the Mormon missionary servers, where IP addresses are monitored and where missionaries are sent out on visits.  Don’t believe that Minecraft will bring the Mormons to your door? Buy a copy and they’ll show right up.

the Mormonjugen greeting an old man, just before stealing his wallet.

the Mormonjugen greeting an old man, just before stealing his wallet.

Oh, and another thing about the Mormons that is ungodly. They require everyone to pay 10% of their income to their church.  Everybody.  Even the poor family who cannot afford their own food.  Even those students struggling to afford college.  Much like the evil Jewish temple that took the poor widow’s last two copper pieces in Mark 12:41-44, the Mormons are stealing money from the poor who cannot afford to even feed themselves. This is not something that Jesus would do.  In fact, Jesus would say that the Mormons should do more to feed the poor instead of trying to get rich.  Remember, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven (MT 19:24). The Mormons are stealing from the poor to support their evil Masonic illuminati leaders. Do you know who else likes stealing from everyone to support the few elite members? The Demoncrats and Hitler. Jesus cleansed the temple of moneylenders, and yet the Mormons will only allow those who spend 10% of their income on the “church” to enter their temples.  That’s not what Christ would do!


But I digress.  The Minecraft is not only dangerous to our children because it supports Mormonism. It is more dangerous because it supports the devilish doctrine of Darwinism.  Darwinism is responsible for all evils, including atheism, rape, hedonism, heathenism, the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union, the Holocaust, sodomy, hedonism, abortion, drug addiction, alcoholism, rock and roll, fornication, sodomy, and the Jerry Springer Show.  God hates Minecraft because Minecraft is based on ungodly Darwinist ideas.  God hates Darwinists and Darwinism.  God hates all things that lead our children away from Him.  Remember what the Bible says about leading our children astray (Matthew 18:6): But if you cause one of these little ones who trusts in me to fall into sin, it would be better for you to have a large millstone tied around your neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea. –JESUS!

Minecraft is evil because it leads children to believe that they can become gods.  Minecraft is evil because it supports Darwinism.  Minecraft is evil because it is a tool easily utilized by pedophiles and rapists to engage their victims. Minecraft is evil because it is a recruiting tool used for the ungodly Mormon Church and is based on atheistic ideas. Minecraft is evil because it leads to pornography, sex addiction, and participation in the sex industry. God hates Minecraft! God hates Minecraft purchasers. And if you’re a Minecraft lover, God hates YOU!!! Repent or burn in Hell.  The Kingdom of God is like an exclusive club. Unsaved unwelcome.  If you want to enter the Kingdom of God, the entry is narrow, but easy to find. You must be born again.   Are you born again at this moment? Are you saved? Unless you know the answer to that question is “yes,” I implore you to pray the following prayer, right now, and to ask God for salvation. Then consecrate your life to Jesus, leave sin behind, and live according to His orders. That, my friends, is the only way to heaven.  Let us pray:

Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner. I know that much like Nelson Mandela and Gandhi, who died unsaved, that my soul is in grave danger of Hell. I ask humbly for forgiveness for my sins.  I accept your sacrifice on the Cross for my salvation and am grateful for it. I will live my life according to Your rules, and like Christopher Hitchens on his deathbed, will reject all false truths in favor of the one True Truth, the Truth of Christ.  I reject Darwinism.  I reject false notions of God. I reject atheism. I reject sin.  And I embrace You, Lord Jesus, and dedicate my life to You, my Lord and Savior.  I know that the Father hates sin, but I know through Your sacrifice, my sins may be forgiven, IF, and only if, I live my life according to Your commands. Command me, O Lord, and make me Your instrument.  Amen.

Friends, it is time to destroy the ungodly Minecraft.  It is time to destroy Satan’s influences in our lives. We must reject Satanic programming and take back our internets for Jesus! We must take back our computers for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

P.S.  Allow us to leave you with two great Christian videos in conclusion of this post!

AIDS is God’s Favorite Virus!

Freddie Mercury, sodomist, heathen, and killed by AIDS

Freddie Mercury, sodomist, heathen, and killed by AIDS

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that the AIDS virus is a creation by God used to kill the ungodly? That’s right, boys and girls. The AIDS is God’s favorite virus, and is a tool used by God to usher sinners such as Freddie Mercury and other fags, Isaac Asimov and other evil scientists, and Muslims and heathens in Africa off of this earth and into the fires of Hell forever! When people choose to reject God, God tries to bring them back home. When they continue to reject God, God eventually rejects them, and afflicts them with the AIDS.  When they get the AIDS, which is a perfect Godly virus that proves Creation and disproves the ungodly dogma of Darwinism, they soon die. The virus that kills them is a proof of God’s existence, and serves as an example to still-living people that God will strike down those who reject Him!

The AIDS virus, proof of a Creator

The AIDS virus, proof of a Creator

Did you know that every time the ungodly scientists think that they have a vaccine for the AIDS, the AIDS mutates and then cannot be destroyed by puny atheistic medicine? AIDS, like cancer, cannot be cured by the atheist scientists. This is by design. When God chooses for people to die from a disease, God uses a disease that cannot be cured by the atheists. The people who die from AIDS and cancer are nearly always sinners who God is punishing for their unwillingness to repent. God does this to bring them closer to Him. When an atheist such as Isaac Asimov is afflicted with the AIDS, he can either choose to turn to God, at which point his illness will be miraculously cured, or to continue to reject God, at which point the AIDS will kill him.  Asimov had two options. He chose the wrong one and is now dead and burning in Hell as we speak along with Nelson Mandela, Hell’s whore Mother Theresa, Freddie Mercury, Hitler, Darwin, and all the other minions of Satan. Don’t be like Isaac Asimov! Choose God!

Isaac Asimov wearing Darwin's Satan chops

Isaac Asimov wearing Darwin’s Satan chops

Did you know that the entire continent of Africa is even now being punished for Ramses refusal to free the Israelites? The Africans continued to fight against God throughout the years, and eventually either clung to heathen happy dappy tribal beliefs or converted to Islam (in the case of closet Kenyan Barack HUSEIN Obama). The Africans rejected God and Christ, and God has forsaken most of the people on this heathen continent.  The only visionary to come from Africa, Nelson Mandela, is surely in Hell as we speak for being an ungodly communist! In Africa, many believe that sexual interactions with infants can cure AIDS. This leads to the rape of innocent infants, and leads the perpretrators straight to Hell. Africa is filled with ungodly people who have sex with infants, sleep with members of the same sex, and even engage in bestiality. Clearly, God is just when He punishes them. This is why AIDS is most prevalent in Africa.

Behold, the wrath of God.

Behold, the wrath of God.

It is no surprise that the group most afflicted by the AIDS is homosexuals.  Homosexuals are an abomination to God (Leviticus 20:13), and the Bible says that homosexuals should be put to death.  It makes sense that God is targetting homosexuals more than anyone with the AIDS.  Because society has stopped properly punishing homosexuality, God has to step in and do it Himself. These heathens are the reason that the AIDS exists:

Revelers enjoy during the annual Gay Pride Parade in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 10, 2012. About 3 million people were expected to take part in the parade under the 2012 theme "Homophobia has cure".  AFP PHOTO/Yasuyoshi CHIBAYASUYOSHI CHIBA/AFP/GettyImages ORG XMIT:

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! As long as the fag enablers continue to support sodomy and other homosexual heathen acts, God will punish them harshly, bringing death and despair upon them.  Barack Obama is a supporter of sodomy and homosexual rights, and wants to push this sickness upon his home continent of Africa.  Luckily, True Christian pastor Martin Ssempa is willing to stand up for Africa and fight against him. Consider the following video:

Martin Ssempa is taking a wonderful stand in Africa with the Ugandans United Against Sodomy.  In a time when America is falling deep into sexual deviance where homosexuality is both tolerated and embraced, some enlightened Ugandan Christians have learned that homosexuality will only lead to punishment from God through the use of tools such as the AIDS. Does America have a political candidate who will take a stand against sodomy?

Rick Santorum is God's choice for president in 2016!

Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president in 2016!

Rick Santorum is willing to take a stand against sodomy! In fact, Rick Santorum already has! Rick Santorum knows that homosexuality and sodomy should be criminalized! Rick Santorum rejects man-on-dog and all forms of bestiality. Rick Santorum knows that God created Adam and Eve and not Eve and Yvonne! Rick Santorum is a God-fearing Christian who will fight against homosexuality and all other sins.  If Rick Santorum is elected president, God will begin to cleanse America of the AIDS.  When the homosexuals give up their ungodly acts of sodomy, God will stop afflicting them with AIDs too!  We must elect Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president, in 2016 if we wish to defeat the ungodly homosexual victories from Satan allowed by the Obama administration and fought for by the Anti-Christian Liberals Union!

santorumandsempaThe True Christian, Godly men, Martin Ssempa and Rick Santorum are both taking a stand against sodomy and for Jesus.  Who are they fighting against? Heathens like this:



Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., address guests at a fundraising event in Chicago, Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)


Do not join forces with these ungodly heathens! Vote for Santorum, and help save America from the AIDS.  The AIDS is a punishment from God for homosexuality and sodomy, and we need leaders who will crack down on these abominations!  Obama and the Demoncrats won’t! It’s time for a True Christian president! It’s time to elect Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president in 2016! Vote for a Demoncrat and you might be next on the Lord’s AIDS list. It’s time to take a stand for Jesus and reject the heathens.  It’s time to take back this country for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

Vote Santorum 2016!

Vote Santorum 2016!

Join us in the war against Darwin’s Day!

Greetings True Christians (and heathen scum)!

Did you know that February 12th is the birthday of American hero Abraham Lincoln? Did you know that it is also the birthday of Hitler’s hero Charles Darwin? Do you know which person the atheists want to celebrate on February 12th? That’s right boys and girls, they reject the true American hero Abraham Lincoln and want to declare February 12th as Darwin Day, much like they do every year. This is an affront against God and against America, and it must be stopped. Martin and I are writing letters to churches and editors across America, and would like you to join us. We will include one of our letters below. Please share it with your friends, your children, your teachers, your parents, and your pastors. Here is our letter:

Dear friends,

Across America, atheists are writing letters to Congress urging America to pass resolutions recognizing February 12th, 2015, as Darwin Day.On the surface, this seems like a celebration of science. However, when we look at the facts, it is something far worse. 

Darwin’s theory is false, even he knew that. Charles Darwin said, in reference to the eye, that to assume that it evolved through his mechanism was “absurd to the highest degree.”  No true missing link has ever been found by the evolutionists. No “transitional fossils,” no observed evolution. The Darwin myth is an emperor with no clothes.

Darwin’s theory is responsible for many of the evils in the world. Darwin’s work is directly responsible for Hitler’s racial theories, eugenics, segregation, and genocide. A belief in Darwin leads to agnosticism, atheism, and other ill-advised paths. Darwinists constantly try to hide all opposition by denying all who question Darwin a voice. Just watch Ben Stein’s Expelled. Question Darwin in an academic setting, and you will be expelled from academia.

It is time to reject the celebration of Darwin Day. Perhaps we can instead celebrate true academic freedom on February 12th. Let us allow our students to ask questions, even if those questions make the scientists uncomfortable! Or we can celebrate a real American hero on February 12th. February 12th is also the birthday of Abraham Lincoln. Let us make February 12th Abraham Lincoln Day instead of Darwin Day. It’s time to banish Darwin to the rubbish bin of history. Let’s start by bringing an end to Darwin Day.

Your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

Noah’s Flood: Another Reason Why People Laugh at Darwinists!

Michael Oard knows why people laugh at Darwinists!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that the Darwinist dogma of evolution is completely unproven by the Truth of Noah’s Flood? The Flood of Noah as described in Genesis and proven by the catastrophic nature of geology completely makes evolution look stupid! Did you know that even the Darwinists have said that the fossil record does not prove Darwinism?  Look at this comment by Satan’s plaything Stephen Jay Gould, who became a Creationist about 10 seconds after he died, from his ungodly essay Evolution’s Erratic Pace:

The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persist as the trade secret of paleontology. The evolutionary trees that adorn our textbooks have data only at the tips and nodes of their branches; the rest is inference, however reasonable, not the evidence of fossils ….We fancy ourselves as the only true students of life’s history, yet to preserve our favored account of evolution by natural selection we view our data as so bad that we never see the very process we profess to study.–Stephen Jay Gould!

Consider this quote from Darwin’s disciple Richard Dawkins:

It is as though they [fossils] were just planted there, without any evolutionary history. Needless to say this appearance of sudden planting has delighted creationists. …Both schools of thought (Punctuationists and Gradualists) despise so-called scientific creationists equally, and both agree that the major gaps are real, that they are true imperfections in the fossil record. The only alternative explanation of the sudden appearance of so many complex animal types in the Cambrian era is divine creation and (we) both reject this alternative. –Richard Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins and Stephen Jay Gould both harbor(ed) deep questions about the fossil record!

Why do Darwin’s disciples question try to hide what Niles Eldredge calls the “trade secret of evolution,” or the complete lack of transitional fossils? Because the fossil record proves that Noah’s Flood happened! Darwinism is a lie built upon lies, and the only “transitional” forms that the evilutionists can conjure up are fakes like Piltdown Man! This is one of many reasons why Darwinism fails!

Piltdown Man is a fake fossil created by evilutionists under Satan’s guidance!

Did you know that the fossil record proves both the existence of Noah’s Flood and of a young Earth? If the millions of years myth of Darwinism was true, then scientists would not have discovered soft tissue like preserved blood vessels in the Tyrannosaur Rex.  If these bones were 65 millions years old, then this material would not exist! Here it is:

PROOF that this bone was not 65 millions years old!

Did you know that evidence of the Flood is all around us? That’s right boys and girls, the fossil record proves Creationism! Nowhere in the world can the evolutionists show you what they call the geologic column! The geologic column is a lie created by the devil to delude True Christians!  The evilutionists try to force the rocks to fit into geologic ages, or stages of evolution, based on the fossils. They place the fossils where they are because of where they are in the myth of evolution! This is circular logic and a tautology! The geologic column is one of Darwin’s many myths, and we must expose it as false.

If Noah’s Flood did not occur, then polystrate fossils would not exist. According to science, trees are broken down very quickly after they die. But we find trees standing upright through many layers of rock which evilutionists claim were formed over MILLIIONS of years! So these trees just stayed still and standing for millions of years after they died so that they could be preserved and make it look like evilution is wrong? NOPE! Those rock layers were deposited very rapidly, by Noah’s Flood! This is a great and true proof of Noah’s Flood! The Flood that Darwinists like to pretend never happened.

The Darwinists are lying to you! These trees are proof of the Flood!

Did you know that all around the fossil record we find proof of a catastrophic event? The fossil record actually proves that Noah’s Flood occurred. Look at this:

These bones were deposited by the Flood!

The fossil record proves that the Flood happened, yet the Darwinists claim it is a myth. Why don’t they want you to believe in the Flood? Because if the Flood is true, then the rest of the Bible could be true too. They don’t want the Bible to be true. They don’t want people believing in the Bible! They are doing the work of Satan, and Satan always tries to disprove the Truth of God to lead more innocent souls into Hell. However, the Flood was a real event. We’ve even found the Ark:

Noah’s Ark has been found!

The Flood happened and the fossil record proves the Flood, not evilution! Checkmate Darwinists and atheists! It is time to take back the science classroom for Jesus and remove evolution from our textbooks! The Darwinist fairy tale for grownups has no clothes! The fossil record and the facts prove the Truth of the Bible and the falseness of evolution! It is time to take back our nation for Jesus! It is time to take back our Classrooms for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker!

Rick Santorum knows that Darwinism is a lie!

The HMS Beagle, Satan’s Ship!

Dear friends,

Once again the atheists are at it again by using the internet to spread their unholy “gospel” upon us Christians. Recently, a Disciple of Darwin affiliated with “Mesozoic Productions” sent us a link to his site and told us we need to buy one of his shirts. This action is a reminder of the AntiChrist being among us and that we need to take a stand for good against evil.

Mesozoic Productions, http://www.zazzle.com/mesozoic_productions, is another atheist driven site that worships the ungodly acts of Charles Darwin. That being said, the website designers are glorifying the HMS Beagle, Satan’s Ship, which was the ship that sailed Darwin to the Galapagos Islands and was responsible for inspiring him to come up with his evil theory of evilution (which is just a theory after all). By selling products to commemorate Darwin and Satan’s ship, it is obvious that these sinners are doing the work of the Devil! In addition, “Mesozoic” is just an ungodly mythology made up by the paleontologists that want you to believe the world to be millions of years old and that dinosaurs and man did not live together. Now that is just silly stuff, boys and girls. We know that the Biblical Flood was a real event responsible for creating the fossils on a literal 6,000 years old Earth; not some silly “mesozoic” mythology, carbon dating, or other phrases the evolutionists want you to believe that can never be found in a thesaurus! Scientist Michael Ooard shows in the video why it is nonsense to believe in the Mesozoic Period.

Back to the Beagle. Did you know that the ships Captain, Fitzroy, was a godless heathen? Yes, that’s right. While on the voyage with Darwin on the ship, he was a worshiper of slavery. He used the HMS Beagle for abducting lots of natives from Tierra del Fuego, which was part of what inspired Darwin’s theory of evolution. The captain, Darwin, and the other British heathens engaged in ungodly celebrations of the false pagan god “Neptune” as a ritual when crossing the equator. The crew of the ship were also lazy drunks who thought of engaging in ungodly acts of lust and fornication for each foreign country they visited.

It was soon that the voyage led Darwin to giving up his faith in Jesus. From their, he engaged in a materialistic view that demanded rejecting The Genesis account in favor of a world driven by various sins. Darwin sadistically lumped all of God’s creations on the Galapagos Islands as different kinds that magically evolved from dirty mud and competed in deadly games against one another. Eventually, the voyage led Darwin into believing that we came from monkeys and it also inspired him to write the book “Origin of Species”. Now remember boys and girls, it only took Darwin’s book to inspire Hitler, Marx, Mao, Stalin, Mandela, Carter, and other communists to spread their evildoing ways. In fact, the HMS Beagle is the birthplace of the Nazi Party and the second most popular Holocaust that has resulted from abortions.




Darwin’s work also influenced Richard Dawkins to become an atheist and start his Church of Darwin, which we see today favored by the secular media. Indeed, other Darwinists worship a false god known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster and hold weird cults that involve wearing pasta strainers over their heads and going to strip joints, which they like to call “strip factories.”


God clearly hates this worship of false gods, and he also hates the store “Mesozoic Productions”. The store wants us to remember the Beagle, Satan’s ship, that lead Darwin astray from God and that helped inspire the loss of millions of lives from Mao, Mandela, Hitler, and so on. We strongly advise all people not to consider buying the shirts for they were made to strengthen the presence of the Devil in our lives. Those whoever consider wearing a shirt are guaranteed to burn with Darwin. Anyone who wears these shirts on a beach is sure to experience a tsunami or a hurricane as a sign of God’s punishment for those who simply reject him. The same goes for anybody who wears this shirt while driving or flying on an airplane. The shirts are smutted by the Devil, and those who wear the shirt are supporting the disciples of Darwin. Also do not forget that Darwin Day is Demon Day! Who loves Darwin Day? The Devil, his demons, and sinners like you! Please repent and accept Jesus before it is too late.

Brought to you by the Christian staff of Creation Science Study,

Martin Baker and Jim Solouki