God protect our guns!

Greetings True Followers,

Recently, Obama and the Demoncrats in office have proposed to take away our gun rights. We recently learned from many shootings in schools and churches that innocent Christians are targeted for sport by Anti-Christian heathens. What Obama wants to do is to disarm Christians from defending themselves so he can allow this Great Nation to be overrun by godless laws, a tyrannical government, and atheistic ideologies. Obama is well supported by the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union, Planned Parenthood, terror loving muslims, abortionists, atheists, pagans, and other sinners responsible for making 9/11 happen!

America is a Nation defined by Christian Values, and we Christians will not allow this Great Nation to be a godless nation that Hitler, Stalin, Jimmy Carter, or the Clintons would ever dream of. America is defined by patriots who are churchgoers and defend the Constitution from terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq. We will not allow Obama and the demoncrats transform America into The People’s Republic of America. It’s time we take a stand for our gun and Christian rights




Remember to vote Santorum 2016. He is God’s candidate for president and also a member of the NRA.


Martin Baker

38 thoughts on “God protect our guns!

  1. Are your posts actually getting saner?

  2. Imelda says:

    Regardez “Amazing seven year old sings Gloomy Sunday/Billy Holiday (Angelina Jordan). Elle est très et très belle petite fille. Eng sub” sur YouTube

  3. If there are any who would rather live under the glorious Soviet Union than this pile of wreckage that these people call a country, head over to your nearest Conscription Centre to sign up for the greatest uprising of all!

    Conscription Includes:
    – Training in Weapons Management
    – Hot meals every day
    – Free Drinks
    – Cake
    And Much More!

  4. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    I keep reading about a ‘Great Nation’ in Jim and Martin’s posts. Which nation is that? I am struggling to figure it out, because, from what I can read and understand from these posts, I always come to a conclusion that is highly contradictory … In my opinion, at least. (I hope this shan’t be your answer: 🇺🇸.)

  5. Imelda says:

    “Alors Jésus lui dit: Remets ton épée à sa place; car tous ceux qui prendront l’épée périront par l’épée.” Mathieu 26:52

    “Put your sword back in it’s place, for all who draw the sword will die by the sword”. Matthew 26:52

    Voyez, Jesu Christ hâtes GUN. 🙂

    • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

      I agree, dear Imelda. Guns bring only more violence. It’s like fighting fire with fire, which, in this case, shall result with a lot of dead bodies and tombstones.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        The latter I like (i.e. tombtones), the first (i.e. bodies), not so much.

      • There was a church that a mass shooter walked into. Nobody in the congregation died because someone shot him first. Guns in the right hands save lives from the guns in the wrong ones.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        Do you hear about mass-shooting massacres every month from European countries? That’s how gun control is going over here.
        And if there was gun control in your dear America, the mass shooter would not have a gun to shoot with and his ‘unworthy’ soul would have been ‘saved’ from departing too quickly.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        And, btw, gun control has nothing to do with police. Police must have weapons for the protection of citizens and themselves; I do not opose that, because today’s society is so damaged that society which would be crimeless and violenceless cannot exist. Utopia is unreal, we already live in the dystopian world.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        I honsetly cannot understand why would anyone oppose gun control; if you have a clear record, you have nothing to be afraid of and can purchase your beloved revolver without any trouble. If you are a criminal or suspicious of misuse of the weapon for killing and other illegal practices, it’s completely understandable, sane and the only right thing that you cannot purchase a gun!

      • They always find a way. That’s why gun-free zones are always where school shootings happen. Nobody can defend themselves when someone brings a gun illegally. And you can’t expect them to run a background check on them if they haven’t murdered anyone yet. Usually the school shootings, in America at least, are the first and last time the murderer commits the crime. Then they commit suicide. And you get a school with dead kids and teachers and no justice served. Also, the reason the PEOPLE need guns is in case the government becomes tyrannical. It’s like the picture up top says: the experts agree, gun control works!

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        San José, seriously⁉️

        I have never been at such a low latitude in my entire life, SF PaperDragon; it’s like being in Athens! It would probably burn my skin off in summer; and the bad thing is that the length of the bright/dark part of the day doesn’t vary so much as in higher latitudes. For us who live in more temperate parts of Earth, this makes seasons much more interesting and according to the Wheel of the Year.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        I hope this is not a disrespectful attempt of portrayal of IESVS CHRISTVS.

      • I thought I would make a cleaner version of Darthipedia. That was a long time ago.

  6. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

  7. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Jim and Martin, ye have been CURSÈD!

  8. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

  9. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Sigil for DEATH & DECAY: 💀http://www.geocities.ws/digital3v14/images/asmoday.jpg

  10. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Þov nevre knovvest vvho ist on þe othre side …

  11. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:


  12. Watch with subtitles, it’s quite fast!

  13. Haha I just realized Jim and Martin tagged this in EVOLUTION… the root of all evil apparently. Have you heard of a non sequitur?

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