Boys, resist the urge!

Christian boys,

I know it is hard to resist the urge when you develop thoughts about your little wiener becoming erect. Whenever this happens, you must NOT give in to the devil, for spilling your seed, unless it involves special relationships with a married female, is WRONG and immoral! If you feel the urge to touch yourself inappropriately, try putting your hands on the Bible and remember that you must not give into sin. You will feel happier and more confident once you learn to overcome temptation. And while your at it, avoid looking at Maxim magazines or other pornographic magazines that are full of sinful images. These magazines come from the devil, so don’t let Satan destroy you relationship with Jesus. Say NO to masturbation.
Martin Baker

Toy Story is for sinners!

Dear Christians,

The Toy Story movies are another abomination from the filming corporation, Disney, that is out there to offend Christians and appeal to sinner audience that rejects God. It’s no surprise that Disney is out to offend Christians since Walt Disney, who founded the secular corporation, was in fact an atheist! The movies are full of ungodly themes, so don’t let the “cuteness” of the toys trick you!

In the movies, we see nonliving toys that have life-like qualities that we have. They move, they talk, and they have human emotions. This suggests demonic witchcraft posession since nonliving things, especially toys, are not supposed to have such lifelike qualities. This kind of sorcery is an offense to God, and it was spoken against in the bible. Wiccanism and other forms of Paganism that causes sorcery has become popular since the films were released.

There is a homosexual bond created between the cowboy, Woody, and Buzz Lightyear, the astronaut. The homosexual relationship is definately offensive to God, and it was openly rebuked in the bible. Notice that Disney is perverted since they used the name “Woody”, which perverted boys like to use when describing an erect penis. Also, do you notice something interesting about Woody? He served as an inspiration for the sinner homosexual lust film, Brokeback Mountain, which is about the lives of two gay cowboys. Woody also wears skintight pants that gay men wear.

The gay relationship between the two characters is not all that is wrong with the films, for there are more sins within the film series. The character Rex is a toy dinosaur that serves the purpose to indoctrinate the audience into believing evilution. He was based off of Richard Dawkins, and he says it’s okay for kids to accept the Darwinist lifestyle in all three films. If you look closely, you can see that he takes on the role that Satan did in the bible when he tried to tempt Jesus into sin.

Mr. Potatohead is a deceptive character that looks like your average Italian mobster that makes dishonest deals and uses extortion. His looks are also based off Adolf Hitler. Don’t believe me? Look at the mustache he bears! It is very similar to the mustache Adolf Hitler had. He also does the Nazi salute in the film!

We see other deceptions in the Toy Story films. A female Cowgirl is depicted as wearing male’s clothing. In the third film, we see a male Ken doll wear female’s clothing, and the Barbie Doll wears male’s clothing. In the Book of Deuteronomy 22:5, “A women must not wear man’s clothing, for a man must not wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your GOD detests anyone who does this.”

There are more homosexual themes that center with the doll Ken.

He strips down to complete nakedness and develops a gay relationship with a teddy bear. It’s apparent that Ken is placed into the third Toy Story film to serve as homosexual lust and to confuse 9 year old boys about their sexual orientations, and to make the boys introduce homosexuality into the churches.

The toys also deceive each other with lies and envy. They steal from one another, and deceive other characters into doing bad things. We must not forget why Moses had to speak God’s word through the Ten Commandments. The toys have also committed violence to each other, and the films should have been rated PG-13, but that’s impossible since the movie rating system is run by secular film critics that have had involvement as screenwriters for the porn industry. The critics even make it possible for films that have R rated content to be rated as G!

Overall, the Toy Story movies are full of sinful themes that Satan relishes, and that offends the Christian community. The movies are proof that people allow Satan to manipulate their minds, and to produce sinful garbage that comes from the mind of Satan. As Christians, we need to stand up against this smut that Hollywood releases, and we must take a stand against Satan. Satan is in control of the media, and this can’t go unchallenged. The Disney Corporation has profited from the ticket sales so that they can make deals with the Saudi Arabian government for oil sales. We need to join in prayer and write letters to the greedy corporation to demand that they become supportive of Christians. It’s time to chop down the tree of evil that produces these bad fruits!


Dear True Christians,

The reelection of Obama was an American nightmare! The champion of communism and Islam was reelected into the White House, and America will be heading to a secular nation just like socialist nations Germany and Sweden. Thanks to the godless College students, disobedient women, the gays, Richard Dawkins, the illegal immigrants, the pagans, the Wiccans, the muslims, the drug users, the party lusters, the drunkards, the ACLU, the abortionists, the atheists and evilutionists, we will see these actions:

-More mosques built in America

-Forced gay marriages

-Israel will be given up to the Palestinians

-Loss of jobs

-Bibles will become illegal

-Dependence on China

-Hidden deals with purchasing oil from Saudi Arabia

-Religious liberty being threatened

-Forced atheism


-Gun rights being taken away

-Christian rights being taken away

-Laws making it illegal to build more churches

And other SINS! America also lost lots of seats in Congress from godless politicians associated with the Demoncrat party. The Devil is really looking over America right now, and it is time for Christians to take a stand. It’s time to rebuke the evils in the name of the Lord!


It’s time to have a Tea Party! I will keep God and my bible. The sinner voters can keep the change!

Martin Baker

Proof that dinosaurs and man lived together!

Dear true Christians,

Since we understand from the Bible that everything was created within a literal six day period and that the Earth is 6,000 years old, as James Bishop Usher proved, you may want to know where the dinosaurs fit in the Bible. Quite simply, the dinosaurs lived at the same time as man did, and we know for sure that Adam was the first person to ever witness these magnificent beasts. As Christians, we understand that we live in a world bombarded by the secular media that wants us to reject God and to only believe in evolution. As Christians, We have been attacked by the evolution preaching film “Jurassic Park” and atheist Richard Dawkins. If we want to fight the evolutionists, we need to understand how dinosaurs and man lived together by looking into the bible for the evidence.

Lets look into Genesis 1:24: “And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.” It should be obvious that “beast” is a reference to a large creature that roamed the earth. Perhaps “beast” refers to a Brontosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus.

Lets look at Job 40:15-20:

Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his
sword to approach [unto him].
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

This account in the Book of Job gives a full description of a creature that looks like a dinosaur. Look at the Brontosaurus. It eats plants, has big bones that are strong, and it has a tail that is massive as a cedar tree!

Perhaps the creatures from Genesis and Job were dinosaurs after all! The books of Genesis and Job show proof that dinosaurs were living at the same time as people.

Besides the bible, we also have many artifacts that prove the existence of dinosaurs with man. The Ica Stones have been discovered from Peru, and they have etchings that undoubtedly resemble dinosaurs. Take a look at these images:

Now this stone shows a man being chased by a dinosaur!

These are some dinosaur clay figurines discovered from Peru.

There are also some dinosaur artworks from the Indians in Arizona. Look for yourself:

How can people like Richard Dawkins even bother explaining these amazing archeological finds?

There have also been discoveries of human tracks with dinosaur tracks from Texas. Here is an image below:

Now that is something the evolutionists will have a hard time trying to disprove!

We also have multiple eyewitness reports from Scotland and Africa that suggest that some dinosaurs are still living today! In Scotland, there have been eyewitness reports and photographs of the Loch Ness Monster.

By looking at the long neck, it resembles this water dinosaur known as Plesiosaurus:

We also have a picture of a creature that looks like a Plesiosaurus that was found by a Japanese fishing boat. Unfortunately, the carcass was dumped back into the water because of its rotting smell, but thankfully there were pictures taken of it. Just like Jesus, the picture does not lie and it disproves evolution!

In Africa, there are reports of a long necked dinosaur that resembles a Brontosaurus, and it was named Mokele Mbembe. The Congo tribes have been shown pictures of a long necked dinosaur from the evolutionist literature, and they say that the picture resembles the creature they see that swims in the big lake. There have also been lots of footprints found in Congo where the creature has been sited. There have also been eyewitness reports of unusual creatures that resemble Triceratops and T.rex. Perhaps the jungles of Congo have lots of hidden dinosaurs roaming the forests!

We understand that since God flooded the earth for man chose to forsake him, the majority of the dinosaurs drowned, but some actually made it into the ark and this explains why there are still eyewitness reports of them in Congo and Scotland! Even during the medieval times when Christianity was under attack by the Muslims and when Galileo bravely fought against the Catholic Church to preserve good science, there were reports of large scaly beasts roaming Europe. Ever wonder why the word “dragon” arose during this time in Europe? Even though the word “Dragon” predates the 18th century word “dinosaur”, the creation scientist Sir Richard Owen coined the word “dinosaur”, and like Galileo, he too spoke out against Charles Darwin’s theory and wanted good science to be preserved in the public schools.

We also understand that none of the dinosaurs described by the scientists ever show any proof of evolution. The evolutionists want you to believe that the dinosaurs turned into birds, but that is impossible since a large Brontosaurus could never have flapped its arms and started sprouting out feathers! The dinosaurs prove the power of God’s creation!

Overall, the scriptures from the bible, the archeological artifacts, and the eyewitness reports of creatures looking like dinosaurs proves the evolutionist literature wrong, and it proves that the dinosaurs and man lived together. I prayed hard to the Holy Spirit, and I was lead to the evidence on why the Darwinist position is wrong. We also know that evolution is false since we see living ceolocanths that still look like the fossils described by the evolutionists, and that monkeys are still existing if we are said to have evolved from them. Jim and I recommend truthful scientific literature from and which goes into more depth on how dinosaurs and man lived together, and they also tell us how Satan is in control within the scientific classrooms and the media. There are truthful scientists such as Ken Ham, Duane Gish, Michael Behe, Michael Oard, Eric Hovind, and Kent Hovind, and there literature should be mandatory reading in the public schools.

Let’s take a stand for Jesus and fight the sins that have produced homosexuality, teenage sexuality, Nazism, Marxism, pornography, racism, communism, rape, the reelection of Obama as president, Rock n Roll, pedophilia in the church, and other sins! Repent and accept Jesus!

Martin Baker

Questions to ask an evolutionist!

Dear Christians,

Here are some thoughtful questions to ask an evolutionist:

Were you there when evolution happened?

Can you name a watch or a painting that never needed a creator?

Can you explain how the moon got there?

If we come from apes, then why are there still apes?

Why have we not seen monkeys give birth to humans?

If evolution is true, why do we not see animals coming out of a jar of peanut butter or a can of Campbell’s Soup?

How did the Grand Canyon, the Himalayan Mountains, and the Appalachian mountains get there?

Do you know that angular momentum and the Second Law of Thermodynamics disproves evolution?

If all life came from dust, then why do we see dust all around us?

How can there be no god if there are lots of churches in the world?

Can you justify evolution as your moral compass without the need of a creator?

Why do coelacanths of today look the same like the fossil coelacanths that are used to support evolution?

Are you aware of human remains that occur in the same rocks with dinosaur fossils?

Are you aware of ancient pottery from Central America that has images of dinosaurs on it?

How did the Universe for out of nothing?

Are you aware the banana fits the human hand perfectly?

Watch as the evolutionists have a difficult time answering these questions, and show them the TRUTH of the infallible word of God. Let’s take a stand for Christ!

Yours in Christ,
Martin Baker

Turmoil in the toybox!

Dear Christians,

Our children today have been targeted by the toy industry. We see how there are hundreds of toy ads everyday on TV that have targeted innocent kids and have seduced them from Jesus. The children are constantly being brainwashed by the commercials and the toys they receive as gifts, and they worship the toys as if they are their own gods. This offends God and violates one of the Ten Commandments that tells us that “There shall be no other gods before me.” The kids also think less about the wonders Jesus has done for us because the toys have corrupted their minds. I am here to tell you that Satan has not only been looking over American politics and the secular media, but he has been looking over the toy industry, and he is the reason why our children have less interest in God. Although you may think this is crazy, just wait until I spill out the details on how Satan is infiltrating the system.

The book “Turmoil in the Toybox”, which was written by Christian writer Phil Phillips, has the evidence how Satan is behind the demonization of toys. I will present the evidence here.

The book is a great read, it has successfully sold over 135,000 copies by the grace of God, and it alerts us to how Satan is involved in the production of toys. The Devil has taken advantage of the secular media by allowing many advertisements about toys to alienate the minds of innocent children, especially on smutty channels like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. Many places that sell toys, such as Toys R Us (which should be called “Sinners R Us”), are obviously under the watchful eye of Satan and his demons. The children become seduced by Satan, and they develop a rebellion against their parents and God. Just take a look at how the toys appear.

There are toys that take the shape of demons. No righteous mind ever would come up with these designs for kids. The toys that are claimed to be aliens are obviously full of evil and Satanic themes. They are gothic black, and they have the look of evil with their sharp teeth and their clawed hands. Also take a look at the toys called “Furbies”. They may look cute and playful, but don’t let that fool you! Their ears resemble horns, and we know that horns symbolize Satan and his demons. Toys that are based off the cartoon “The Smurfs” are also demonic in appearance.

Other toys are based on violent cartoons such as G.I. Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball Z, He-Man, Transformers, and the violent Star Wars films. These toys cause young boys to become violent. Toy Nerf guns are also responsible for starting violence. Don’t believe us? Do you remember the Columbine shootings that took place because of a atheistic Neo-Nazi organization?


There are also toys that symbolize false religions. Yoda action figures are based off the Star Wars character who was a demonic Zen master, and who was opposite of the teachings of Jesus. Toy unicorns from the brand “My Little Pony” are based off of Pagan mythological creatures known as “Unicorns” that have no place in the Bible. The toys based off the Jurassic Park film teach kids to worship Darwin, to become atheistic, and to embrace his false religion which we know is evolution. We already covered how Jurassic Park is truly favored by the Devil.

Some toys have hidden smutty signals that corrupt the minds of children. Toy lightsabers have been used by young boys and girls to simulate sex acts. Barbie Dolls, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Bratz dolls seduce young girls into becoming Whores of Babylon once they reach adulthood. Ken dolls are made to appeal to homosexual lust for young boys. These toys transform kids into becoming sexually rebellious, and they offend the presence of God.

It is time for a reform in the toy industry. We Christians must rebuke the Devil and his demons from corrupting the minds of innocent children. Any toys that appear to be ungodly must be thrown away and never again seen by the children for Satan’s grasp will be weakened. If a child brings any of these evil toys into a church, they must be thrown away so the church won’t be corrupted. It is important for parents to remind their children that Jesus matters more than their toys. Toys R Us also needs to stop marketing these kind of Satanic toys, and they need to start selling toys that reflect Christian shows like the Veggie Tales. It would also be good to see toy figures of Jesus being sold. We can accomplish this mission by coming together in prayer and writing boycott letters and petitions to the ungodly corporation Toys R Us, asking them to clean up their stores of the unholy vile. Imagine how much better it would be to see a young girl playing with a baby Jesus instead of a smutty Barbie or Ken doll.