God is punishing Jared Fogle

Did you know that God is punishing Subway star Jared Fogle for committing ungodly acts of adultery and fornication with children? That’s right, God has locked up the sexual pervert in prison. Just like Bill Cosby, Ted Haggard, and Michael Jackson, Jared Fogle is another sexually immoral pervert who got away with committing sexual favors with children. But that’s not all! He also destroyed his wife’s purity by divorcing her, which is also forbidden in the bible. We Christians know for a fact that God hates divorces. Because of these actions Jared has caused, God has made it clear that Christians are no longer allowed to eat at the food chain known as Subway. Subway is now officially Satan’s restaurant because of Jared Fogle’s dirty actions and since it serves pork and shellfish that God commands us not to eat. Right now, Jared has the option of repenting while in prison, or he will be in Hell with people like Nelson Mandela, Richard Nixon, and Joan Rivers.

Martin Baker

Proof Ricky Gervais is headed for Hell

Atheist and godless comedian Ricky Gervais is committing blasphemy by pretending to be an angel and showing his middle finger. This is ungodly stuff that offends God and that Satan loves. The angels are supposed to be holy servants and followers of God, not crude beings who would do this stuff. Ricky Gervais is known for his mockery of Christians and he must repent or he will be cast into Hell.

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Martin Baker

Black Lives Matter is Crack Lives Matter!

Dear friends,

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Did you know that the Black Lives Matter movement, or more appropriately, Crack Lives Matter, is just another godless movement allied with muslim terrorists and criminals? That’s right boys an girls, the organisation is responsible for helping the muslim Barrack Hussein Obama become elected in office for 2 terms, and they are likely responsible for the rise of ISIS and sympathizing with Palestinian muslims to continue the fight against God’s Land, Israel. The un-American Crack Lives Matter is another terrorist group that must be stopped to save Christian America.

Muslim president made possible by Crack Lives Matter!

Made president by Crack Lives Matter!

Crack Lives Matter is derived from the violent 1970’s Black Panthers Movement. What did the Black Panthers do? The Black Panthers movement went around America attacking innocent white people and burning down churches to promote muslim interests. The heathen movement was founded by none other than Malcolm X who was a muslim and certainly no friend of Christ. Thankfully, Malcom X was sent to Hell the moment he died for being evil and unsaved. Just like the KKK, the Black Panthers were a racist and terrorist organisation that hated Jesus and still do so today.

MalcolmX was a muslim and no friend of Christ!

MalcolmX was a muslim and no friend of Christ!

Crack Lives Matter continues to terrorize America. They are certainly no friends of Christ. How do we know this to be true? During the recent and destructive Baltimore riots, they teamed up with the criminal gangs, The Bloods and Crips, and burned down a church being built. See for yourself: http://hotair.com/archives/2015/04/27/baltimore-rioters-end-day-by-burning-church-senior-center-hero-mom-delivers-slap-heard-round-the-news/

This is what happens when you teach people we come from monkeys!

This is what happens when you teach people we come from monkeys!

Crack Lives Matter also organized lootings by stealing food from grocery stores in Baltimore that could have fed the needy. We certainly know these actions are what happen when you teach people we came from the goo to monkeys in the zoo to you and not from Adam and Eve.

Crack Lives Matter also glorify heathens. The terrorist organisation worships Michael Brown, who we know was actually a thug. Michael Brown walked into a gas-station, threatened to kill the store owner, and stole lots of cigarettes. He threatened to kill the cop on duty who was sworn to protect all mankind, but was instantly killed and thankfully sent to the depths of Hell where he will not be given one drop of water for his eternal thirst. Just as God said it in the Ten Commandments, Thou shalt not have any gods before me. But the terrorist organisation continues to worship him and attack the men and woman who risk to protect our lives as cops.

Michael Brown who was a thug and is burning in Hell.

Michael Brown who was a thug and is burning in Hell.

God hates Crack Lives Matter and muslims. They are the organisation that stand for all things evil. The terrorist organisation is working to get Bernie Sanders and other demoncrats elected so that this nation will be transformed into a atheistic muslim country run by heathen dictators. What happened when we had demoncrats in office? The rise of ISIS, Bengazi, poverty, the War on Christmas, legalization of marijuana and other dangerous drugs and other Anti-American atrocities. Martin Luther King never dreamed of a nation ran by terrorist organisation promoting muslim interests to erode Christian America. It is time for us to unite together and fight Satan. He has planted the Evil Tree that produces bad fruit, and we must cut it down and BURN it. Crack Lives Matter is one of many bad fruits produce that must be stopped. Let’s pray this terrorist organisation sees the light and becomes born again.

Your friends in Christ,

Martin Baker and Jim Solouki