Star Wars is for sinners

Dear Heathens,

How many of you have watched and enjoyed the evil Star Wars films created by Satanic producer George Lucas? These films are RIDDLED with sin! We must keep our children away from these evil works of Satanic reverie. We must save our children’s eyes for Christ and their souls for Jesus.

Sinners, are these the droids you’re looking for?:

It is clear that R2B2 and C3P0 are barely veiled attempts by Lucas to smuggle homosexual imagery into his films. R2B2 and C3P0 are actually gay, homosexual, heathen lovers!! Listen to them bicker. Listen to C3P0 whine like a jilted lover in the Jawamobile about how R2B2 is always messing up, only to rescue him for more gay robot love at the last moment when Luke, an abomination to the Biblical name “Luke”, comes to buy him.

The Jedi nonsense is also an abomination to Christ. The “force” is portrayed as the one true religion, and bears a stark similarity to the heathen religions of buddhism and hindoism.  The Jedi Way also bears a striking resemblance to the heathen ways of the Japanese Samurai. Master and apprentice. APprentice learns from master. One with the “force”.  A way of battle. A Jedi Code.  These Jedi are an attempt by Lucas to glorify a heathen way of life.

What else do we learn form Satan Wars (the PROPER name for Lucas’ Star Wars movies)?  We learn that evil is the true way to power! The dark Jedi, the Sith, are the powerful ones in the film, and the Pope, who bears a striking resemblance to Emperor Benedict the 16th, is the leader of evil. Clearly the Sith order is an allegorical reference to the Catholic Church. Don’t believe me? Look at the evidence!!

Note the drastic, drastic similarities!  And note the similarities in costume!!

Catholic Cardinals:

Imperial royal guard:

Isn’t it strange that the guards of the evil Emperor on star wars look exactly like the personal confidants/assistants to the Pope, the Cardinals?  The evil empire on starwars is clearly the same thing as the evil Roman Catholic Church. And what do we learn from Star Wars? By following Papism, one becomes strong. However, at least at the end of the third film, the papists are exterminated when the last death star is destroyed. However, rather than being replaced with True Christians, they are replaced with heathen savagery.

Star Wars also promotes bestiality, as demonstrated by the “Twi Lek” dancing girls in the film. People actually go to see a half naked alien girl dancing around. This is creepy, sinful stuff! This is the type of imagery that Star Wars promotes:

For those with more “human” tastes, consider this image, with a human slave girl chained to a gigantic space worm. This shows that George Lucas was into kinky, kinky stuff.

This space worm may in fact be a reference to Mark 9:47-48:

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

This woman, then, is chained to a demonic agent of sin as described by Mark in the Bible.  And what about this abomination?

Look at that boys and girls…we finally found it! The crocko-space-duck! The first non-pokemon evidence of evolution ever produced by the evilutionists!!! Sadly, this was created in a Hollywood basement, much like Piltdown Man was created in the basement of a sinner.    Sinful, sinful stuff.

Not only that, but Star Wars can also be demonstrated to be responsible for an increase in witchcraft in America. It is a proven fact that Star Wars pre-dates the rise in popularity of Wicca in America, thus showing that the pagan principles in Star Wars led to the growth of Wicca. What happened last time we had a population of witches in America? We burned them. In Salem. In the 1600s. And that solved a lot of problem. We must expunge these modern day witches from American society as well. Not with violence, but by silencing them, rehabilitating them, and leading them toward Christ.

And look at this. Oafy-Wan showing himself like God to Moses in the Star Wars movie.

Clearly another affront to Christ on the part of Lucas.

Star Wars has been shown to support evolution, homosexuality, pedophilism, gun violence, violence in general, hatred, rape, murder, torture, bullying at schools, bestiality, and thoughts critical of religion, and should be removed from our cinemas and our homes. Lucas was once a Christian, but was led astray by an affiliation with Mormon heathens. Lucas has become an agent of the anti-Christ, and his works must be avoided.

Lucas even mocks the virgin birth of Christ by claiming that Anakin Skywalker is born to a virgin mother.  In Star Wars, Anakin, the figure Lucas bases on Jesus, turns to the “dark side”, joins the Catholic Church (the Empire), and ultimately dies in its service. The One True Christ, however, would always reject the ways of the Catholics and their self-serving indulgence selling idol worshipping habits. Do not be misled by Lucas. Accept the TRUE Jesus.

Let us reject George Lucas, Star Wars, and the sins that they inspire. Let us take back America for Christ.

Brought to you by your friends, Jim and Martin, of Creation Science Study.

P.S. At least Lucas got one thing right. He made the Muslim heathens out to look as ridiculous and uncivilized as they are. Check out what Muslims look like in Star Wars:

Now THAT’S a terrorist if I’ve ever seen one!

Evolution is just another dumb religion!

Dear fellow Christians in Christ,

Why should we believe in evolution when we are told constantly that it is just a theory? We know that Charles Darwin gave up on evolution, which we know is only a theory, and accepted Jesus on his deathbed, but we still have people today that teach this theory in the public and use it to indoctrinate the public schools and universities. That is to say that evolution has a cult following because there are scientists that act as prophets to spread the message, and that there is a large following of people that want the word to be spread. The large following ranges from rebellious high school kids to college students and confused Christians. As truthful Christians, we should not let this go unchallenged. We must take a stand for Christ because he decided to take a stand for us on the cross.

Just as many false religions such as Catholicism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Mormonism, and many others have their own texts, evolution also has many texts that come in the form of science books and magazine articles in order for it to be religiously spread to the public. The books are often distributed just like bibles. Evolution also has many messengers that are responsible for preaching the message to the public in order to brainwash the public. Godless scientists such as Atheist Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Lawrence Krauss, PZ Meyers, Stephen Hawking, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Francis Collins have preached evolution throughout the secular media and have sold books to make sure that their dogma is spread so that many people can reject God.

Here are some of the godless works of the heathen scientists that Christians should watch out for:

Now let’s look further into evolution. Evolution has made weird claims that everything in the universe came out of nothing without a creator, that we evolved from monkeys despite the fact that there are still monkeys existing, and that all life came from some sludge on the surface of a pond. I have observed pond scum and haven’t seen it change into a frog or any other animal, and I know this is impossible because the Six Day Creation account from the Book of Genesis tells me so, and I have noticed how a pocket watch cannot spontaneously form by itself without a creator. We have never seen planets forming from dust in space, we know that the Piltdown Man and the Cardiff Giant were just fabricated hoaxes for the human evolution myth, and that it is impossible for chimpanzees to give birth to human beings. If the universe formed after some “Big Bang” explosion, then how come we have perfectly round planets in space? You can’t see something perfectly round like a basketball or a bowling ball form after a piece of dynamite blows up a slab of rubbish. It’s just smaller broken pieces that can’t assemble into round objects. Overall, these claims require faith since their is no evidence to back these silly claims.

Physicist Lawrence Krauss claims that you can get a universe out of nothing without a creator. He also preaches his personal beliefs and faith to the atheistic crowd. Really? Was he ever there to prove it? Of course not! Read the book of Genesis.

Richard Dawkins, who is the Jerry Springer of atheism, claims you can still believe in evolution and be a Christian! However, from his book “The Blind Watchmaker”, 1986, he says that “Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled atheist.” Richard Dawkins has also done many campaigns across America to spread atheism with Darwinism. He spoke to over 20,000 evolutionists at The Reason Rally in Washington D.C., which were in fact just atheists that were newly converted after reading fraudulent material that isn’t approved by true scientists of Answers in Genesis. Other evolutionist scientists that claim to be Christian, such as Francis Collins and Kenneth Miller, are likely to be closeted atheists that are spreading the Darwinian agenda.

There are many gaps in evolution. Evolutionist Niles Eldridge says in his book, “The Monkey Business: An Evolutionist looks at Creationism,” 1982, “There are all sorts of gaps: absence of gradationally intermediate ‘transitional’ forms between species, but also between larger groups – between, say, families of carnivores, or the orders of mammals. In fact, the higher up the Linnaean hierarchy you look, the fewer transitional forms there seem to be.” Douglas Futuyama says that “Undeniably, the fossil record has provided disappointingly few gradual series. The origins of many groups are still not documented at all” from his book “Science on Trial: The Case for Evolution, 1983.” J. Cracaft  says in “Systematics, Comparative Biology, and the Case Against Creationism,” 1983, “It should come as no surprise that it would be extremely difficult to find a specific fossil species that is both intermediate in morphology between two other taxa and is also in the appropriate stratigraphic position.” The fossil record that the evolutionists use for evolution is full of gaps, and the Creation scientist Duane Gish has told us many times that the fossils just say NO to evolution. But how do the evilutionists try to fix this problem? They hire artists to make illustrations of creatures that never existed! Look at these illustrations made below:

Overall, evolution is a faith based initiative and just another religion that has caused so many problems throughout history. From Hitler’s founding of the Nazi Party to pornography, teenage sexuality, homosexuality, doubting the One and True Creator, atheism, the rise of the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union, the election of Obama and Jimmy Carter as presidents, hate, drug usage, racism, and the other bad fruits from the Tree of Evolution, we must take action to fight Satan and chop down the tree.

Jesus has always instructed us that trees which produce bad fruit must be chopped down and cast into the fire. Evolution assumes that you can use absurd faith to believe that everything is changing when we know it is scientifically impossible. The claims made by the evolutionists compare to the Mormons believing that God lives somewhere on a remote planet in space, and so on. You can get the picture of how ridiculous evolution is. The faith in evolution has never produced any miracles that Christianity has produced. We know Christianity is real since the image of Jesus has appeared in random places, that there is the Shroud of Turin that proves he died on the cross for us, that Darwin converted to Christianity, that evolution has never been proven, and that Christianity has more followers and is still rising compared to other religions. The only example of evolution we have ever seen was from the Japanese cartoon Pokemon, which is demonic and ungodly. It’s no wonder that Ray Comfort thinks that all the atheists are just bananas!

Your fellows in Christ,

Martin and Jim

Music artists of the Devil!

Dear fellow Christians of Christ,

Jim and I have decided to compile a comprehensive list of music artists that you should avoid, for they are of the devil and come from HELL. Here they are:

John Lennon: He imagined no religion just like Marx, Hitler, and Stalin did, and he is enjoying an eternal Hell with them as well!

Bad Religion: They are a rebellious atheist punk rock band that formed to fight against Truthful Christians such as Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, and other Christians during the beginning of the Ronald Reagan Administration. They make fun of Christians by slandering the cross on which Jesus died for our sins.

That is offensive to God for he gave his son to die for our sins! If you don’t belive me, please read John 3:16. The band thinks that atheism is a better religion than Christianity, which has spread the Gospels about Jesus and helped the poor. They also performed at the atheistic Reason Rally in Washington DC and said it was okay to rebel against God.

ACDC: Remember their song where they say it’s okay to be on the highway to Hell?

The Beatles: They said it’s okay for kids to engage in drug use and be rebellious to their parents and authority! This is unholy since the bible instructs children to be obedient to their parents.

Metallica: Satanic metal band! Check out this video where there music is played backwards with the lyrics “I am Satan”! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nlPpZQV2SI

Marilyn Manson: Satanic singer with an obvious agenda against Christianity and the governemnt! His lyrics in his music are about forming rebellions, drug use, sex, violence, and other anti-Christian themes. He has torn and burned bibles and American flags during his concert performances, and he has asked his audience to hate God and Christianity. He is definitely from Hell and has mentioned in his interviews how he worships Satan as his true savior. Marilyn Manson is the most disgusting singer in the world.

Tool: They have the atheist singer Maynard James Keenan. Maynard mocked Christians by pretending to have found Jesus in his life, but soon said it was all a joke. The band also has lyrics such as “Jesus won’t you fucking whistle” and “Get off your fucking cross. We need the space to nail the next fool martyr.”

Madonna: Another artist that is an offense to God. She missrepresented the cross in her concerts.

Van Halen: They have songs with sinful lyrics “Getting hot for the teacher” and “Running with the Devil”.

Iron Maiden: They are another satanic metal band with sinful lyrics “666, the number of the beast.”

Trent Reznor: He is involved with the satanic band “Nine Inch Nails”, and he is also an atheist. He says it’s okay to have sex like an animal, and he is also responsible for making Marilyn Manson popular in the music industry.

Slayer: Satanic metal band with lyrics “South of Heaven” and “Jesus saves nobody”!

Charles Daniels: He claims the “Devil went down to Georgia”, but Georgia is a state with a lot of Truthful Christians that vote Republican to fight the demoncrats.

Bob Marley: He rejected God by worshipping cannibus, and he is in HELL.

It’s time to take back the music industry for Christ! – Martin Baker

Touched by Jesus

Greetings true friends in Christ.

Tonight I want to ask all of you a very important question.  Have you been touched by Christ? Do you pretend to believe in Jesus only on Sundays, or do you really know Him, and live with Him in your life every day?  We must stop the Sunday “saved” from believing that JUST because they go to Church on Sunday does not mean they will go to heaven. They must not only claim to believe in Jesus; they must be born again in Him.  Jesus loves us, but He expects us to embrace Him if we are to be saved. Let us be like these little children who had come unto Jesus:

Let us sit before Christ not with pre-conceived notions, but rather, bow before Him as a little child, willing to follow humbly and honestly to where He will lead us.  If we can do this, then we can be saved.  Jesus loves us, each and every one of us.  We need only accept Him.

But society refuses to accept Him.  What do we see in malls around “holidays” every year?  Signs no longer say “Merry Christmas.”  They say “Happy Holidays.”  And we don’t see Nativity scenes in malls anymore.  We see Santa.  This is clearly sinful stuff. Santa in the mall tells the children that they can have whatever they want so their parents go to the stores and buy it for them.  It’s a good system for capitalism, but everyone knows that capitalism itself carries the mark of the beast!

What should we see in the malls if America would like to earn its salvation once again? This:

 

Look at that happy young child sitting in the lap of Jesus. Look at the eager children waiting in line. Look at the smile on the face of Jesus, gladly waiting for the next child to sit on His holy lap.  Jesus loves the children, and He loves all of us. We must open our hearts to Him and be touched by Him.  Look at this man eagerly awaiting His touch:

 

Look at the man as he looks up toward Jesus, eagerly awaiting the healing touch of Christ. Christ will save all of us if we just ask Him.  Jesus is our savior, and we must embrace Him.  But what happens if we don’t embrace Him?

If we don’t embrace Jesus and become born again in Him, we go to hell.  Who goes to hell? Heathens, sinners, politicians, liars, communists, and evolutionists.  That’s right folks. Believe in evolution, go straight to hell. Evolution itself sends more people to hell per capita than any other sinful ideology! This is because, as Dr. Kent Hovind tells us in his brilliantly written PhD dissertation, evolution comes from the Devil! That’s right folks. The doctrine of evolution was created by Satan to lead true Christians away from God.  We must reject evilution in all its sinful forms.

Why is evolution responsible for so many sins? Consider the tree of evolution, and remember, a sinful tree can never bear good fruits:

 

This is the problem boys and girls.  Atheism causes sin. Sin causes a belief in evolution. Evolution causes such sinful actions as socialism, hard rock, inflation, terrorism, sexuality, bdsm, abortion, sex education, homosexuality, and blumpkins. Don’t become a blumpkin eater.  Reject evolution in all its forms.  Join with the scientific creationists as the ax which cuts the tree at its base.  Become a soldier for Christ. Reject the sin of evolution.

How do we know that evolution is sinful ?Just look at the resemblance between Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, and Hell Boy, a modern interpretation of a son of Satan in a movie. The directors wanted their “demon” to look like the devil, so they make him look like Charles Darwin. Coincidence? I think not:

 

We must reject Darwin’s devilish idea.  We must stop Satan at the door. We must reject evolution, and open our hearts to Christ. But is this possible?

 

YES!!!

 

There is plenty of good evidence for Creation.  Let me suggest a few wonderful sources.

First, Answers in Genesis. They have good True Christian articles proving the Truth of God’s Creation.They even have their own peer reviewed journal. So next time somebody tells you that Creationists don’t publish in peer-reviewed journals, you can tell them that this is false.

Second, the Institute for Creationist Research.  They do great Christian research, and even have their own widely accepted Creationist graduate school.

Third, Creation Science Defense .  These people do great Christian work.

There are hundreds of great Creationist scientists and organizations throughout America and the world, and this is just a start.

 

Let us reject evolution, and embrace the touch of our Lord, Jesus Christ. Let us reject sin in all its form. Let us take back America for Christ.

Yours truly in Jesus,

Jim Solouki

Jurassic Park: The Devil’s vote for evolution!

Jurassic Park is an unholy abomination, from a perverted film making Jew, that is an offense to Truthful Christians and advocates evolution to brainwash the public and kids in the Sunday School classrooms. The film was praised by secular film critics, such as Roger Ebert, who were former screenwriters for the porn industry.

 

To start off, Steven Spielberg throws in scenes of a female botanist, played by Laura Dern, that exposes lots of cleavage and wears high shorts throughout the entire film. She is a reference to the pornography trash. Sam Neil plays a paleontologist who acts as a disciple of Darwin, tries to convince the audience that the birds magically evolved from dinosaurs, and wants the audience to believe in evolution (So how can a large Brontosaurus that we see many times in the film start flapping its legs and take off in the air?) He also wants us to believe that the frogs turned into dinosaurs since their DNA code was used in creating the dinosaur embryos. Sam Neil’s character is obviously a member of the Neo-Darwinism Cult that wants to challenge and shatter your faith in God’s creation that we see all around us! This is clearly an offense to God and Truthful Christians since nowhere in the Genesis account is evolution mentioned, and saying that you believe in evolution is a blasphemous way of calling our Heavenly father a fool. When we look back in history, we see how evolution was used to inspire Hitler and Marx for their communistic agenda. I must also point out that Sam Neil’s character enjoys groping two young kids in the film, and that is probably what members of the Catholic Church enjoy.

While the film dives into evilution and wants to indoctrinate its viewers into joining Darwin’s cult, the film also mocks the one and True Creator where we see dinosaurs being created from bugs in amber. The people who genetically engineered the dinosaurs play God, and they want you to believe that evolution happened with these dinosaurs in the film. Only God can create living things, not man. This quite an ungodly contradiction in the film.

There were many offenses to God in the film. Samuel Jackson gives offense to God by calling out his name and ending it with the curse word “Damn.” For goodness sakes, “Damn” is not God’s last name! There were other offenses to God by calling out his name in vain when you’re not calling upon him during prayer. It was stated in the Ten Commandments by Moses that you should not call the Lord’s name in vain unless you are in prayer with him. Jeff Goldblum’s atheistic character blasphemously says it’s alright to destroy your Creator in the film and play God by creating dinosaurs for your heathenism purposes. The preaching of evolution multiple times also offends God since he is the one and true Creator, and that evolution has no mention in the bible. We know that evolution is just a fairy tale for adults in the same way that Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are fairy tales for children. A computer nerd is rebellious to authority, and he commits a sin by stealing frozen dinosaur embryos. Again, it says in the Ten Commandments that stealing is a sin and that you should not do it! All these cases of sinfulness are what the Devil wants!

There are multiple forms of violence in the film where dinosaurs make threats to people. However, I did enjoy the one scene where the blood sucking lawyer was eaten by the T.rex in the film when he was sitting on the toilet. I imagined him as a member of the Anti Christian Lawyer’s Union receiving punishment from God for denying Christian Rights in America. Truthful Christian Pat Robertson would have agreed with this!

Overall, this is the kind of work that Satan relishes. The film is why we see so many reports of sinfulness, rape, believing in evolution, racism, pedophilia, rise of atheism, Nazism, Sunday School kids bringing pornography magazines to church, and other sins because the film preaches evilution, and evilution wants us to do sinful things as if there is no God watching us! Spielberg, being the greedy secular Jew he is, made billions and billions of dollars from the ticket purchases of the customers so that he could use this money for making deals with Saudi Arabia to purchase foreign oil. Buying a movie ticket to see the film was definitely a ticket to Hell! As Truthful Christians, we need to stand up and fight Hollywood for releasing sinful movies. Hollywood is full of Anti-Christian themes, and we need to take action to make sure that our children do not fall in Satan’s hands. The best way is to join us in prayer so that we can fight Satan! Prayer is the best way to chop down and burn the Tree of Evil that produces these bad fruits. All Christians unite and we will defeat Satan!

Martin Baker