Noah’s Flood: Another Reason Why People Laugh at Darwinists!

Michael Oard knows why people laugh at Darwinists!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that the Darwinist dogma of evolution is completely unproven by the Truth of Noah’s Flood? The Flood of Noah as described in Genesis and proven by the catastrophic nature of geology completely makes evolution look stupid! Did you know that even the Darwinists have said that the fossil record does not prove Darwinism?  Look at this comment by Satan’s plaything Stephen Jay Gould, who became a Creationist about 10 seconds after he died, from his ungodly essay Evolution’s Erratic Pace:

The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persist as the trade secret of paleontology. The evolutionary trees that adorn our textbooks have data only at the tips and nodes of their branches; the rest is inference, however reasonable, not the evidence of fossils ….We fancy ourselves as the only true students of life’s history, yet to preserve our favored account of evolution by natural selection we view our data as so bad that we never see the very process we profess to study.–Stephen Jay Gould!

Consider this quote from Darwin’s disciple Richard Dawkins:

It is as though they [fossils] were just planted there, without any evolutionary history. Needless to say this appearance of sudden planting has delighted creationists. …Both schools of thought (Punctuationists and Gradualists) despise so-called scientific creationists equally, and both agree that the major gaps are real, that they are true imperfections in the fossil record. The only alternative explanation of the sudden appearance of so many complex animal types in the Cambrian era is divine creation and (we) both reject this alternative. –Richard Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins and Stephen Jay Gould both harbor(ed) deep questions about the fossil record!

Why do Darwin’s disciples question try to hide what Niles Eldredge calls the “trade secret of evolution,” or the complete lack of transitional fossils? Because the fossil record proves that Noah’s Flood happened! Darwinism is a lie built upon lies, and the only “transitional” forms that the evilutionists can conjure up are fakes like Piltdown Man! This is one of many reasons why Darwinism fails!

Piltdown Man is a fake fossil created by evilutionists under Satan’s guidance!

Did you know that the fossil record proves both the existence of Noah’s Flood and of a young Earth? If the millions of years myth of Darwinism was true, then scientists would not have discovered soft tissue like preserved blood vessels in the Tyrannosaur Rex.  If these bones were 65 millions years old, then this material would not exist! Here it is:

PROOF that this bone was not 65 millions years old!

Did you know that evidence of the Flood is all around us? That’s right boys and girls, the fossil record proves Creationism! Nowhere in the world can the evolutionists show you what they call the geologic column! The geologic column is a lie created by the devil to delude True Christians!  The evilutionists try to force the rocks to fit into geologic ages, or stages of evolution, based on the fossils. They place the fossils where they are because of where they are in the myth of evolution! This is circular logic and a tautology! The geologic column is one of Darwin’s many myths, and we must expose it as false.

If Noah’s Flood did not occur, then polystrate fossils would not exist. According to science, trees are broken down very quickly after they die. But we find trees standing upright through many layers of rock which evilutionists claim were formed over MILLIIONS of years! So these trees just stayed still and standing for millions of years after they died so that they could be preserved and make it look like evilution is wrong? NOPE! Those rock layers were deposited very rapidly, by Noah’s Flood! This is a great and true proof of Noah’s Flood! The Flood that Darwinists like to pretend never happened.

The Darwinists are lying to you! These trees are proof of the Flood!

Did you know that all around the fossil record we find proof of a catastrophic event? The fossil record actually proves that Noah’s Flood occurred. Look at this:

These bones were deposited by the Flood!

The fossil record proves that the Flood happened, yet the Darwinists claim it is a myth. Why don’t they want you to believe in the Flood? Because if the Flood is true, then the rest of the Bible could be true too. They don’t want the Bible to be true. They don’t want people believing in the Bible! They are doing the work of Satan, and Satan always tries to disprove the Truth of God to lead more innocent souls into Hell. However, the Flood was a real event. We’ve even found the Ark:

Noah’s Ark has been found!

The Flood happened and the fossil record proves the Flood, not evilution! Checkmate Darwinists and atheists! It is time to take back the science classroom for Jesus and remove evolution from our textbooks! The Darwinist fairy tale for grownups has no clothes! The fossil record and the facts prove the Truth of the Bible and the falseness of evolution! It is time to take back our nation for Jesus! It is time to take back our Classrooms for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker!

Rick Santorum knows that Darwinism is a lie!

23 thoughts on “Noah’s Flood: Another Reason Why People Laugh at Darwinists!

  1. Martin Baker says:

    Checkmate, evilutionists!

  2. I want citations. I want sources, goods one, nkt the bullshit AiG. If you have none, then you are LYING!

  3. Alienfan says:
    This above is the reason why noahs flood failed

  4. 10bacon says:

    There is no science here. Only fiction created by morons. Dinosaurs and man living together is the most ridiculous statement ever made. If dinosaurs and man walked together, where did they go from Noah’s (impossible) ark? If Noah was supposed to get two of every animal, he should have gotten two of every dinosaur. If the birds made it, shouldn’t the flying dinosaurs made it through the flood also. Yet there are no dinosaurs around. Not to mention that they aren’t mentioned in the Bible. Seems a pretty big oversight to me.

    P.S. – Stop using checkmate. You have no idea what you are saying.

    • People didn’t (and some still don’t) understand fossils back then. They honestly thought that a huge flood wiped out the sin of man, save for some old guy and his family and two of each animal. Yet, immediately after the flood, man continued to sin. So therefore, the flood did not work…

      Dinosaurs have all become extinct, due to a huge piece of rock colliding with the earth, causing an explosion that had roughly the energy of 100 trillion tons of TNT. This eventually caused the dinosaurs to die out and become extinct, which is something Martin and Jim cannot even begin to comprehend. Man and Dinosaur would not get along, the dinosaurs would require vast amounts of food amd territory and would consider people a worthy snack. Think about it, humanity would be dead when the asteroid hit, and we would be in small numbers and continually picked on by large, hungry carnivores.

  5. 10bacon says:

    I was thinking about this blog this weekend. I simply cannot tell if this is fake or not. If it is real, why do they bait the “unbelievers.” That just seems odd. It seems as if they want the attention. That being said, if this blog was just created to troll the internet, you’d think that there would be more intelligent posts with varying elements of stupidity. Martin and Jim’s posts read like Mad Libs created by angry twelve year olds at a fire and brimstone retreat for the mentally deficient.

    This is how it goes:

    _______ is of the Devil

    Then comes a list of reasons that are in no way connected to Satan and yet a connection is made regardless of actual logic.

    ________ followers are going to Hell.

    More leaps in logic.

    Repent or burn and other non Christ like statements are made.

    And then in the comment section:

    People pose questions refuting claims made

    Jim may briefly attempt to debate, but always fails miserably.

    Martin will throw in an Amen, but will ultimately be useless.

    Jim says they are going to Hell and refuses to debate further.

    Rinse and repeat.

  6. This post is actually convincing to a certain degree. You haven’t convinced me but I believe most o the evidence here. I do not however believe this disproves evolution. You have two eyes. Closing one gives you an incomplete image. One eye is religion. One is science. Reaper needs to open his religious eye. You need to open your scientific eye.

  7. Hey, I bore my testimony on your haters post. Did you even read it? Guess not. Here is the reason we don’t discuss Heavenly Mother:
    Are either of you married? You don’t talk about your wives on this site. You must be single or hate women. See that logic? I’m assuming that you don’t discuss them so we don’t badmouth them. Same reason with Heavenly mother. I mean, people take God’s name in vain all the time!

  8. I found a lot of similarities to this site on… including use of the term True Christian. Guys, these people are not idiots. This site is satire. Which is sad because there are certain articles here that I believe do not have one drop of bull in them. The rest… stink of Landover Satire Baptists.

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