Greetings True Christians.
I know that some of our readers may believe that the world will end this Friday, December 21st, 2012. The Mayan Calendar supposedly predicts an apocalypse-type event for this date, and many well-meaning Christians look to recent events such as Hurricane Sandy, the massacres in a school in Connecticut, and numerous other horrid events such as the re-election of Barack Obama, the acceptance of a Palestinian state by the UN, and homosexual and abortion rights victories in America as a sign of the End Times promised to one day hit us in Revelation.
Martin and I can promise you that the world will NOT end this Friday, December 21st, 2012. We have been placed on this Earth as witnesses for the Lord, ones who hear the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and who accept the guidance of the Holy Spirit in all things. All of you have a similar duty to the Lord, but many of you choose not to accept Him, and instead turn to false gods such as Allah, the Buddha, the “Flying Spaghetti Monster”, and the atheist’s invisible “No-God”.
Some heathens in China believe that there is going to be a worldwide flood that destroys the planet on Friday. Now boys and girls, as the brilliant (and wrongfully imprisoned) Kent Hovind would tell us, well that’s just stupid!! The world won’t be destroyed by a flood! God already told us in the Bible that there will never again be a worldwide, global flood which destroys the planet’s surface. Read your Bible, heathens, and ye may yet learn.
Other people claim that a secret planet or asteroid will hit the Earth this Friday. Now unless these people are Mormons (who believe that “God” lives on a planet not of this earth and constantly engages in sexual intercourse to populate the Earth with “spirit children” who wear magic Mormon underwear), they most likely accept some sort of Satanic science. Most heathens reject Biblical Truth for scientific half-truth. Why? Because science makes mankind believe that they can be like God in discovering the nature of the universe. Now I will agree on the scientists with one key point. There is NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER that a meteor or secret planet is hiding behind the sun preparing to hit the Earth. That’s just stupid! That sounds like some kind of story doped up by Tom Cruise and the scientologists in a basement smoking marijuana (a VERY sinful habit mind you) wrapped in dollar bills! There’s not going to be any planet hitting Earth on Friday. That’s just stupid.
And no. No black holes will suck Earth in either. Know what a black hole is? A black hole is a reference made by Stephen Hawking to his former fiancee. She tried to ride on his fame to get money, and attempted to suck every dime out of his wallet. And now that she walked out on him (and heathens do not generally do well in love; we need to know Jesus to know love, and Hawking doesn’t, which explains both why he is un-married and why he is wheelchair-bound, an obvious punishment from God), Hawking tries to deny her very existence! The only “black hole” that will hit Earth this Friday is Barack Obama, who is sucking the American economy dry.
What about the Bible? THe Bible tells us that one cannot know the date of the End. Only the Father knows. Not even Jesus knows!! But it also tells us to turn to Him for guidance. Martin and I repeatedly turn to the Lord for prayer and the Holy Spirit for guidance, and I spent many hours praying about Friday this weekend. What did the Spirit tell me? READ YOUR BIBLE!!!!!!!!! The signs in the Book of Revelation haven’t happened….yet. Now I have come to believe through intense prayer with the Spirit that the first seal was almost opened this week, but the Father is holding off. Why? Because there are still some true Christians who still reside on the Earth. Martin and I are true servants of our Lord Jesus Christ. So are other great people like Jonathan Wells, John Sarfati, Edward Current, Duane Gish, and Kent Hovind. As long as God’s people still exist upon this Earth, He will not turn His back upon us. When the end-time DOES come, we will be raptured into the Heavens with Him, and miss the apocalyptic battle which, Revelation tells us, will consume the ENTIRE Earth. We’re still here, so the world’s not ending. It’s as simple as that.
Let’s reject this heathen apocalypse myth. Let’s take back the world for Jesus. And remember, when the heathens wake up on Saturday morning, their false Mayan “gods” will be dead to them…but the Lord, the One True God, our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ, will never die. For a heathen and an unsaved sinner will only know death, but one who is saved by Jesus will experience ever-lasting life. How can you be saved? Reject sin, repent, embrace God’s word as laid out in the Bible, believe that every word in the Bible is true, and live a life following the example left for us by Jesus. Want to spend eternity in Paradise? You must be born-again. Want to burn in hell? Keep living like an average American, and you’ll surely wind up there.Make the right choice. Choose Jesus.
We’re Jim Solouki and Martin Baker, and we are True Christians.