Greetings True Christians!
Today I want to talk to you about one of the true evils of American society. Cleavage. Did you know that today’s American women show more cleavage than any other generation of American women? This is a true, but sad, sad story. In the 1950s, women stayed at home in the kitchen, in proper attire (with all female parts fully covered). In the 1960s, women (especially hippies) were running about almost naked in the streets. Today it’s even worse! We have women like Shakira, the whore of Columbia, belly-dancing and bouncing around like a cheap Babylonian prostitute on our stages and on our televisions. Do we really want our children to be exposed to such sinfulness and lustful behavior?
I think not! What is the cause of all this hedonistic, heathenistic, sexual liberalism? The answer is quite obvious. The answer is Darwinism. It wasn’t until the late 1950s, after the Soviets launched Sputnik, that Darwinism became incorporated into the American science classroom. Before Sputnik, anti-evolution legislation protected our children from the Darwinian fairy tale, and our children, by and large, became respectful and nondysfunctional members of American society. After Sputnik, once our children became exposed to Darwinism, our children became disrespectful, lustful rock and roll fans that engage in orgies, drugs, and devil worship. The reason for this is totally and completely obvious. Today we are teaching our children that they came from monkeys, so of course they will believe that they came from monkeys! A recent rap song says that “you and me baby we ain’t nothing but animals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery channel.” This is what Darwinism teaches our children. Darwinism causes our children to become atheists. No Jesus, no life after death. Know Jesus? Know eternal life. The souls of our children is what is at stake here. Nothing less.
Women, please keep your breasts put away. They are meant to be viewed only by your husband and by your young children. Breasts are God’s milk factories, and were designed by God to be the perfect receptacles for the milk we all need as infants. The breast is a wonderful, beautiful thing when properly covered and when used to nourish a child. The breast is a sinful, horrible thing when flitted about in public like some cheap piece of meat. Women, if you show cleavage, you are no better than a pet of Satan. It is a known and proven fact that bare breasts in public inspires sexual fantasies and masturbation among males. Women that show breasts in public are as evil as Eve. By showing cleavage, women are once again tempting men to embrace the forbidden fruit. Eve tempted Adam with the apple. Today’s women tempt men with unchaste clothing.
And ladies (I use this term rather loosely here), if you are going to carry yourself in public in a half-naked state, you are practically inviting rape. Satan’s influence on society is strong, and the devil constantly seeks to tempt men (and women) into sinful, lustful, hurtful acts meant to destroy all that is holy. How does this involve rape? Because the human body is a temple created by God. We were created in God’s image. To bandy about your sexuality like a prostitute at market is an affront to God. We all know that the proper role of a woman is to be a submissive, obedient partner to her husband. Non-discreet dressing styles such as low-cut shirts and short skirts do nothing to instill a sense of obedience and respect in today’s women. Instead, today’s women are encouraged to take sexuality into their own hands. In fact, there is even a pill that allows women to not produce egg cells, therefore nullifying the risk of pregnancy! What horror! How arrogant are we to believe that we can take the act of creation, gifted to us by God, and pervert it by trying to control it ourselves? If you take the “pill”, you will be condemned to hell most likely. Do you really want to trade a couple of orgasms for an eternity in hell? If yes, then you deserve every second of torment and torture you receive in the lake of fire, because that is a foolish, stupid choice.
Liberated women are an affront to God. Women were created by God from the rib of Adam to be subservient to mankind. The feminist movement is therefore an inherently sinful movement. Women, get back to the home and to the kitchen. If women weren’t taking men’s jobs in the workplace, then there wouldn’t be an unemployment crisis! If women were at home raising children like they should be, then the evilutionist heathen atheists would never gain a stronghold in the hearts of our children. Yes, the evilutionists might have infiltrated our schools, our universities, and the Catholic Church, but good Christian parenting can easily combat the work of these heathen scum. My advice to the women of the world? Put on a dress of a decent length, get back in the kitchen, cover your body, and obey your husbands. It is time to take back society for Jesus. It is time to take back our culture and our kitchens for Christ.
I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.