Greetings True Christians! Today, Martin and I would like to announce our new social outreach project, a project titled Jesus Christ! What’s Good in the Hood? This is a mission given to us by our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ, and you can help! You see, our brothers and sisters in His Holy Name, Jesus is calling us to reach out to the unsaved souls in the inner city! All around us, potential Christian converts are stuck in an ungodly and evil system created by capitalism and loved by Satan! Many people who’s lives would be greatly improved by finding Jesus are stuck in the hood living like hoodlums on the street, playing in filthy buckets and smoking dope on porches. My brothers and sisters in Jesus, it is time to change this!
Did you know that Jesus Christ Himself used to dine with prostitutes and other sinners? Why? So that He could save them. We are called to the same duty! We must help these whores of Babylon repent and become slaves to Christ. You see, my brothers and sisters in Jesus, by leading these ungodly women to Jesus, we are achieving great victories over Satan, who uses these women to destroy the sanctity of marriage, create children out of wedlock, and keep Planned Parenthood alive! By destroying street prostitution in our inner cities and leading these women to Christ, we will win a great victory for God!
One of the biggest blights upon our inner cities are the ungodly abortion factories operated by the Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood preys upon impoverished inner city women, especially prostitutes, to provide fresh victims for the modern holocaust of abortion! God hates abortion, God hates abortionists, and if you support abortion, God hates YOU. We must stand in solidarity against abortion, and we can destroy Planned Parenthood’s hold on the inner city by converting ghetto women, especially prostitutes, to Christianity! All unborn children are CHILDREN!
So, my brothers and sisters in Christ, we MUST destroy Planned Parenthood, and eradicate it from our midst. Abortion is ungodly and must be made illegal. We must also address the presence of illegal drugs in our society. How do we do this? We need to challenge the pot dealers and crackheads in the inner city to give up their evil, Satanic addictions to pleasure for a new addiction to Christ! How destructive are drugs to the human spirit? This picture shows nicely: My brothers and sisters in Jesus, we must attack the drug epidemic in the Hood at its source, the dealers. These evil servants of Satan profit off of the addictions of the ungodly Hood residents by selling them drugs. If we convert the dealers, then we destroy the foundation of the drug economy in the Hood. With no supply source, the drug epidemic will sputter and die. How do we convert the dealers? We share our testimony! I challenge each and every one of you to walk up to a drug dealer in the nearest hood and have a long hard talk with them about Jesus. With the right approach, we can change dealers of drugs in the inner city to dealers of Christ! Consider the following images: Note how in the first picture, the drug dealers look afflicted by Satan as they smoke their ungodly drugs. Then notice in the second photo how much more alive they look after finding the fire of Christ! Look at the fire in the bearded man’s eyes. Look at the smiling face of Jesus on the long-haired man’s shirt. My brothers and sisters, converted drug dealers are some of the greatest allies we can find.
What do Martin and I hope to see happen? We hope to destroy Satan’s grasp on the Hood! But why does Satan have such a strong grasp there? The answer is Darwin. We teach our children that they came from animals, and so they act like animals! This is most prevalent in the inner cities where Christ often has little following. Darwin’s greatest secret is that his own work is a tool of Satan used to destroy the inner cities! If we destroy Darwinism, then we destroy one of the fundamental bases of the Hood. Darwinism legitimizes abortion, murder, rape, drugs, torture, heathenism, hedonism, atheism, prostitution, fornication, and all sins. The Truth of the Bible shows us that by defeating Satan, we can accomplish anything! By leading the denizens of the Hood to Christ, we can save the Hoods for Jesus! We can even save young Tyrone:
The following video might also be useful in our outreach. Share it with your friends! My brothers and sisters in Christ, Martin and I challenge you to join our mission. Join in Jesus Christ! What’s Good in the Hood? We must make the summer of 2015 a summer of salvation. I challenge each and every one of you to share your True Christian testimony with one of the denizens of the Hood. by sharing the Truth, that Truth shall set the people in the hood free. We must realize that Christ came to preach to all people, even the ungodly evil atheist heathens who attack this True Christian blog on a daily basis. We must bring the Truth to the heathens! Ask your pastors and friends from Church to join our mission! Preach to the people in the ghettos, and we shall lead them to Jesus, and the Truth of Christ shall free them! It is time to take back our cities for Jesus! We must take back all areas of our towns for Christ! From your True Christian friends, Jim Solouki and Martin Baker Rick Santorum knows what’s good in the hood! Vote Rick Santorum for President in 2016!