Jurassic World: Satan’s Campaign for Evolution

Jurassic World, the sequel to the unholy abomination known as Jurassic Park, is another snide attempt to spread the teaching of evolution to the public and to brainwash God from the public. Like other godless movies from Hollywood, Jurassic World was praised by the secular critics who are known to condemn Christian movies. This film is just another one of many offenses to God that must be banned and not used to indoctrinate our children into rejecting God and believing in evolution.


Jurassic World wants you to believe dinosaurs turned to birds, but could this T rex fly with those tiny arms or chirp or peck at things?

The film starts out with two young brothers given a vacation by their divorcing parents. We know from the bible that divorce is unbiblical, but that doesn’t matter to the parents as they plan on letting their children venture to an Island that glorifies sinner scientists like Darwin and Stephen Hawkins.

Chris Pratt plays a scientist who is an obvious disciple of Darwin in the movie but also serve as a homosexual lust vector since he wears skin tight clothes worn by gay men. Bryce Dallas plays some lust influencing woman who exposes lots of cleavage and runs in high heels. Obviously Jurassic World is full of sexual immorality that is known to further Satan’s favorite agenda in America: Homosexuality and the spread of gay marriages.

Throughout the film, the scientists play God by creating dinosaurs from fossil bugs trapped in amber. This is simply an ungodly offense in the film. Why? Only God himself has the power to create living things as proven in the Book of Genesis. The film further dives into evolution as the scientists glorify Darwin by creating a dinosaur that is supposed to be a mix of other dinosaurs. Again, this is an ungodly offense as God can only create life and that this ungodly invention was created by the scientists to prove evolution. Did you know evolution was favored by Cultural Marxists like Mao, Karl Marx, Nelson Mandela, Hitler, Stalin, and other godless communists? This film should have been correctly titled “Evilution.” You can bet that the so called indominus rex will be featured in text books from our public schools to teach evolution to our children.

There are other offenses to God throughout the film. The boys disobey authority from their superiors many times. God’s name is taken in vain multiple times without being called for prayer. Evolution is mentioned many times in the film. Bryce Dallas’ character takes on a role in the film that is supposed to be reserved for superior men. Sexual immorality is evident between Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas. Bestiality between a black man and several trained raptors is suggested since the raptor trainer is intimately connected to them. The film also wants the viewers to believe that dinosaurs turned into birds, but how can a T.rex with tiny arms fly? How can a brontosaurus or stegosaurus chirp and fly? Thankfully God’s name was not taken in vain and ended with the curse word “damn” because that is not his last name.

Jurassic World is another unbiblical abomination from Hollywood that makes movies to make fun of Christians. The goal for this film is to indoctrinate its viewers into believing evolution, which is after all a theory, and to make the viewers reject God. Believing in evolution simply means you can do whatever you want as if there is no God. That means committing evil acts like homosexuality, teach evolution, steal, pornography, and other acts of sin. How do I know this to be true? Ever since this movie’s release, more atheistic inspired gun shootings have been happening. Movies like Jurassic World are responsible for the rise of atheism, people believing in evolution, racism, rape, murders, stealing, bullying in the schools, people looking up pornography on church computers, and other sins. Again, building a foundational belief in evilution allows us to do whatever we want as if there is no God watching us. Perverted filmmaker Steven Spielberg and other secular jews are responsible for making this godless filth to make lots of money so they can purchase oil from Saudi Arabia. If you purchased a ticket to see this film, then you definitely purchased a ticket to HELL. As Christians, we must take a stand against Satan and his agents. The movies must be taken back for Christ. Let’s unite as Christians and demand that Satan take his presence away from America. AMERICA is a Christian country and Satan is NOT invited to spread his evil.

Martin Baker

10 thoughts on “Jurassic World: Satan’s Campaign for Evolution

  1. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    You shall never succeed; America is Satan’s favourite country! It is where he himself slumbers — the source of all world’s evils. 😈

    • Martin Baker says:

      Wrong. America is a Christian Nation where Satan is not welcome.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        It is you who are wrong! I have summoned Satan himself on All Hallows’ Eve and invited and proposed to him to go to your dear America and destroy it by banning all Christianity by law and establishing Islamic communism that executes anyone who does not know 75% of Koran by heart. (It is also a good way to control contemporary overpopulation.)
        I expect a big thank you from you two!

  2. Satan for President says:

    Indoctrinate: to teach your kids lies about mythical figure you truly believe is real.

    • Indoctrinate: to teach somebody else’s kids to subscribe to your party’s own ideals in order to control the new generation under your government and lead them to reject the truth taught by their parents as they gain more understanding and find your philosophy and their parents’ to be incongruous, but accept yours as true.

    • Martin Baker says:

      Indoctrinate: to invite Satan into your life.

  3. You know Chris Pratt refuses to do sex scenes because of his faith?
    As to Indominus rex being in textbooks… You cannot be serious. How much time do you think that will take? Because I guarantee that will never happen. You owe me a dollar in x amount of time you think will pass before they implement this.

    • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

      They owe me somewhat more because € is worth slightly more than $. And they owe even more to Quentin, because £ is worth even more than € and $ … 😉

  4. Jon says:

    Haha this is priceless. When in the film does it say that a dinosaur turned into a fucking bird. Jesus Christ. Bible Bashing twats.

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