Jurassic World: Satan’s Campaign for Evolution

Jurassic World, the sequel to the unholy abomination known as Jurassic Park, is another snide attempt to spread the teaching of evolution to the public and to brainwash God from the public. Like other godless movies from Hollywood, Jurassic World was praised by the secular critics who are known to condemn Christian movies. This film is just another one of many offenses to God that must be banned and not used to indoctrinate our children into rejecting God and believing in evolution.

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Jurassic World wants you to believe dinosaurs turned to birds, but could this T rex fly with those tiny arms or chirp or peck at things?

The film starts out with two young brothers given a vacation by their divorcing parents. We know from the bible that divorce is unbiblical, but that doesn’t matter to the parents as they plan on letting their children venture to an Island that glorifies sinner scientists like Darwin and Stephen Hawkins.

Chris Pratt plays a scientist who is an obvious disciple of Darwin in the movie but also serve as a homosexual lust vector since he wears skin tight clothes worn by gay men. Bryce Dallas plays some lust influencing woman who exposes lots of cleavage and runs in high heels. Obviously Jurassic World is full of sexual immorality that is known to further Satan’s favorite agenda in America: Homosexuality and the spread of gay marriages.

Throughout the film, the scientists play God by creating dinosaurs from fossil bugs trapped in amber. This is simply an ungodly offense in the film. Why? Only God himself has the power to create living things as proven in the Book of Genesis. The film further dives into evolution as the scientists glorify Darwin by creating a dinosaur that is supposed to be a mix of other dinosaurs. Again, this is an ungodly offense as God can only create life and that this ungodly invention was created by the scientists to prove evolution. Did you know evolution was favored by Cultural Marxists like Mao, Karl Marx, Nelson Mandela, Hitler, Stalin, and other godless communists? This film should have been correctly titled “Evilution.” You can bet that the so called indominus rex will be featured in text books from our public schools to teach evolution to our children.

There are other offenses to God throughout the film. The boys disobey authority from their superiors many times. God’s name is taken in vain multiple times without being called for prayer. Evolution is mentioned many times in the film. Bryce Dallas’ character takes on a role in the film that is supposed to be reserved for superior men. Sexual immorality is evident between Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas. Bestiality between a black man and several trained raptors is suggested since the raptor trainer is intimately connected to them. The film also wants the viewers to believe that dinosaurs turned into birds, but how can a T.rex with tiny arms fly? How can a brontosaurus or stegosaurus chirp and fly? Thankfully God’s name was not taken in vain and ended with the curse word “damn” because that is not his last name.

Jurassic World is another unbiblical abomination from Hollywood that makes movies to make fun of Christians. The goal for this film is to indoctrinate its viewers into believing evolution, which is after all a theory, and to make the viewers reject God. Believing in evolution simply means you can do whatever you want as if there is no God. That means committing evil acts like homosexuality, teach evolution, steal, pornography, and other acts of sin. How do I know this to be true? Ever since this movie’s release, more atheistic inspired gun shootings have been happening. Movies like Jurassic World are responsible for the rise of atheism, people believing in evolution, racism, rape, murders, stealing, bullying in the schools, people looking up pornography on church computers, and other sins. Again, building a foundational belief in evilution allows us to do whatever we want as if there is no God watching us. Perverted filmmaker Steven Spielberg and other secular jews are responsible for making this godless filth to make lots of money so they can purchase oil from Saudi Arabia. If you purchased a ticket to see this film, then you definitely purchased a ticket to HELL. As Christians, we must take a stand against Satan and his agents. The movies must be taken back for Christ. Let’s unite as Christians and demand that Satan take his presence away from America. AMERICA is a Christian country and Satan is NOT invited to spread his evil.

Martin Baker

God hates Kim Davis!

God Hates Kim Davis!

God Hates Kim Davis!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Kim Davis is a closet servant of Satan and on Jesus’ hit list? That’s right, boys and girls, the Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, who refused to give marriage licenses to ungodly homosexuals, is, in fact, an atheist troll who is trying to make True Christians look bad! By posing as a Christian and “discriminating against” ungodly sodomy and homosexual marriage (and by breaking the law in the process), Kim Davis is doing the Devil’s work.  While it is truly right and just to fight against homosexuality in all its forms, the accursed United States has decided to allow ungodly homosexuals to marry! Therefore, true Christians are forced to sit back and allow sodomy to happen in our midst.  True Christians obey the law but protest it, calling for new leaders and change.  Kim Davis is not a True Christian, and is in fact a closeted atheist who loves Planned Parenthood and adultery.  Her prison sentence is a punishment from God.

Santorum and Sempa will stand against sodomy the right way, through the passing of laws against homosexuality.

Santorum and Sempa will stand against sodomy the right way, through the passing of laws against homosexuality.

That’s right, boys and girls. So-called Christian Kim Davis is actually a sinner who is married to many different men.  Yes, she may have divorced all of these men besides her current “husband,” but her only true husband is her first husband. All others are false spouses who are committing adultery and fornication with her every time they engage in any sort of sexual act. They are breaking the Commandments and will be cast into Hell quickly. God hates fornicators like Kim Davis just as much as God hates homosexual enablers. She is surely a Whore of Babylon hiding in sheep’s clothing and posing as a prophet. Jesus tells us to beware of false prophets such as Davis, and says we will know them by their works.  Davis’ work is adultery, and she is therefore a false prophet.

Kim Davis gives Christians a bad name and helps whores like these.

Kim Davis gives Christians a bad name and helps whores like these.

And Kim Davis is a huge fag and lesbian enabler. By refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexuals, Kim Davis makes it look like homosexuals are being discriminated against. This makes the ungodly liberal media feel bad for them and act as if homosexual marriage is justified. Trust me, it’s not. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and the only definition of marriage is between one man and one woman. Kim Davis makes it look like the homosexual heathens are being discriminated against. They’re not. The US government has decided to allow these heathens to enter into ungodly unions falsely defined as “marriage” by the government. Unless the US government changes its stance and stops enabling homosexuality, God will punish America with much strife. God has punished America before, using the 9/11 terrorist attacks to bring America to its knees as punishment for their tolerance of marital infidelity and Bill Clinton’s ungodly relationship with Monica Lewinsky. However, it is up to the American Government, and not to individuals, to build a legal system based on Jesus. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.  America needs God’s choice for president to win in 2016! America needs Rick Santorum!

God has punished America for adultery and homosexuality before. If it continues, God will punish America again.

God has punished America for adultery and homosexuality before. If it continues, God will punish America again.

Kim Davis is  a closet atheist infiltrator who must be removed from her job immediately. Throw her into prison and throw away the key. She needs to stop trolling America into believing that Christians are hateful and discriminatory and admit that she is lying for Satan.  While homosexuality is of the devil and must be stopped, it is up to the government to change their ungodly laws allowing homosexual “marriage.” Until then, God will curse this once-great nation.  It is our duty as citizens to protest, demonstrate, and write our congressmen until the laws are changed, not to take law enforcement into our own hands. Kim Davis is an atheistic adulteress who is trying to make True Christians look bad by falsely representing us. She is of Satan and must be stopped. She is truly a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  Shame on Kim Davis. Shame on fag enablers. If you support Kim Davis, shame on YOU for being deluded by Satan! It is time to take back America for Jesus. It is time to back the United States for Christ!

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

Why do People Laugh at Evolutionists? Part 3

Dr. Kent Hovind gives an educational lecture disproving the atheists that want you to believe dinosaurs and man did not live together. You will never find something this informative from a professor at a deluded University that wants you to act like a monkey and do as you want as if there is no God watching us! The video destroys the lies from secular scientists like Richard Dawkins and Stephen Jay Gould.

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If dinosaurs and man never lived together, why do we see human footprints with dinosaur tracks? Why do we find pottery made by man that proves dinosaurs and man lived together and that the Book of Genesis is true? Why are we not afraid of birds if dinosaurs turned into them? Checkmate atheists and deluded professors that spread lies to the public. Also, why is there a famous museum in Kentucky that gets more views from Christians than the deceiving museums like the Smithsonian? Atheists, you can’t explain that!

Martin Baker

The War on Darwin Day Continues!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Darwinists want you to believe that Dinosaurs evolved into birds! But can this T-Rex fly? I think not! Checkmate, Darwinists!

Greetings True Christians!

Today, Martin and I will continue our assault on the heathen “holiday” of Darwin Day. Every True Christian knows that Darwin Day is Demon Day, but many moderate “Christians” who have been deceived by the Devil and almost all non-Christians have been duped by the Darwinists! Darwinism has infiltrated our society, our false churches, our televisions, and our nation. It must be stopped! Today, Martin and I will continue to show you why Darwinism fails and why Darwin Day must be destroyed.

The Darwinist Ladder of Evolution

George Lucas’s tribute to Darwinism!

In the ungodly films of the Star Wars by George Lucas, the “stormtroopers,” or as Martin and I like to call them, the “klantroopers,” are portrayed in shiny white suits. This goes back to George Lucas’ personal beliefs. Lucas is an ungodly Mormon who believes that black people are cursed by the “Curse of Ham” and can “evolve” whiteness by becoming closer to God. This is a reflection of Darwinist theory, of course. The underlying theme of the delusion is the idea of a ladder of evolutionary progress. Monkey to cro magma man to black man to white man.  In the original Star Wars films, this was fairly hidden.  However, in the advertisement for the newest Star Wars film, Lucas shows us a black klantrooper, whitewashed by his shiny white suit in support of the Empire! If evolution is true, then how come we don’t see this happening in the real world? If Mormonism is true, then how come holy Black men don’t turn White? The answer? Because Darwinism is a lie created by Satan!

Jesse Owens, Darwinist pawn in the Olympics!

Did you know that American sports leagues have embraced the dogma of Darwinism dogmatically? That’s right, boys and girls! These racist sports leagues believe that black men, due to their ancestry as slaves,  will be better athletes than white men. Therefore, black males dominate baseball, basketball, and every position in football besides quarterback. Why are NFL quarterbacks mostly white? Because no NFL team wants to trust a black man in a position of mental leadership. The Darwinists believe that blacks are physically stronger than whites because they were bred as slaves, but mentally inferior to whites because of evilution. That is , of course, as all Christians know, just plain stupid, but that’s why sports are dominated by black people! It may be racist and it may be wrong, but this is exactly the type of racist nonsense that Darwinism encourages. The black dominance of professional sports, and the white dominance of the university world, can be traced back to the Darwinist pseudoscience of eugenics. We don’t want eugenics in our society! Get it out of our sports leagues!

This is what the Darwinists want to do to America!

Eugenics is ungodly and leads to the evil practice of abortion, which is the murder of babies. Darwinists all around the world believe that is perfectly alright to exterminate millions of unborn babies in the name of “choice.” This is a terrible waste of human life and an utter abomination. Abortion is murder and murder is ungodly. When Hitler killed 6 million Jews, the world banded together to stop him. When abortionists have killed more than 50 million babies since 1973, nobody bats an eye! This is because the Darwinists tell them that killing unborn babies is ok, and because the Darwinists control the government now! This is one of the many evils wrought by Darwinism!

A typical Darwinist’s position on abortion

The Darwinists don’t only believe in killing the unborn and in breeding a master race (like Hitler wanted to do). They also believe in creating life in test tubes and bringing extinct species back to life through genetic sorcery. Scientists like Ben Novak and Stewart Brand are trying to bring back extinct animals like the passenger pigeon. These animals were allowed to die by God for a specific reason, and bringing them back is an affront to the Lord. These heathens are doing the Devil’s work, and should not be celebrated! However, Darwin Day is dedicated to celebrating heathens like them. This is why Darwin Day must be outlawed!

Ben Novak, agent of Satan

These ungodly attempts to bring back extinct species are based on the ungodly Jurassic Park movies. Steven Spielberg has glorified the idea of playing God by bringing back dead species like dinosaurs. The newest ungodly film in the Jurassic Park series, Jurassic World, even includes a geologically modified dinosaur. The “scientists” in the movie apparently changed the genes in the animal making a new species of dinosaur. That’s just stupid, boys and girls! If the scientists consulting on the movie believed that the scientists could get ancient DNA, then they must believe in a young Earth! There is NO way that dinosaur DNA can survive 65 million years!  In fact, the Darwinists have discovered dinosaur soft tissue preserved, and even some dinosaur DNA. They just try to hide that by calling it “protein.” This is so that they can cling to the myth of millions of years in public even while their own faith in Darwinism is likely shaken in the quiet of their own homes.

the newest film to come to Satan’s cinemas!

Speaking of dinosaurs, did you know that the myth of dinosaurs evolving into birds is just plain stupid? If birds evolved from dinosaurs, then how come we never see any birds with dinosaur-like features? How come we aren’t afraid of birds? How come birds fly away whenever they see people? How come humans are the dominant beings on earth while birds are subservient to us when the Darwinists want us to believe that the only reason people came to exist is because the dinosaurs went extinct? Oh, and if the dinosaurs went extinct, then how come birds still exist? You can’t explain that Darwinists. That’s circular logic and it is one of many reasons why Darwinism fails.

Pope John Paul II, the Prince of Hell

So what of the false churches that have been invaded by the Darwinists? We’ve already talked about the Mormons, who are headed to hell because they believe in false doctrines, including the ones that say man can evolve into gods by following Mormon doctrine. The Catholics have also been invaded by the Darwinists! Did you know that Pope John Paul II, the prince of Hell, one said that it is ok for Catholics to believe in evolution? That’s nonBiblical, and is one of millions of reasons that he burns in Hell today. The Catholics, like the Mormons, also accept the nonBiblical myth of extraterrestrial life.

This is an abomination from Satan!

Know who else embraces the myth of extraterrestrial life? The homosexuals! In the Rocky Horror Satan Show, the main character is a cross dressing heathen played by Satan’s servant Tim Curry. This Satanic character hails from the planet of “transexual” in the galaxy of “transylvania”. This is an embrace of homosexuality in its most crass form, and combines with a belief in the many worlds myth! They even do a Satanic happy dappy heathen dance called the time warp, which may represent a belief in time travel as well as alien life. Regardless, the truth is clear. The Rocky Horror Satan Show, Star Wars, and the Jurassic Parks show that Darwinism has inflitrated the movie theaters of America!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, the truth is clear. All these evil things are celebrated by Darwin Day, and not one wholesome thing is celebrated by Darwin Day. Yet the atheists want to force our children to celebrate Darwin Day too.  That’s an abomination. These people reject the freedoms of America in favor of the fascism of the scientific illuminati elite. They must be stopped. It is time to reject Darwin Day and evilution and replace it with True Christian science. It is time to take back our schools for Jesus! It is time to take back our classrooms for Christ! No more ungodly science myths! No more evilutionist propaganda! Let us turn to the Bible, God’s science book! No more Darwin Day! Repent America! Repent!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

The Bible is the only science book you need!

Bill O’Reilly, Deceived by the Devil!

Greetings True Christians! Did you know that Fox News star Bill O’Reilley has been deceived by Satan into ending his War on Christmas? That’s right boys and girls! This week, Bill O’Reilly claimed that the “War on Christmas is over.” Why? Because of a pew survey that shows that Americans love Jesus and know the Christmas Story is true. That being said, the atheists have not given up the war. They are still, even today, preparing to celebrate their ungodly celebrations of Newtonmas, mocking the True Christian holiday of Christmas! On December 21st, the pagans get together to celebrate the winter solstice, another ungodly “holiday” created to take away from the glory of Christmas. The War on Christmas has not ended, and will not be over until all the atheists are silenced and America is once again led by Christians and not Muslims and atheists! This is why we need to elect Rick Santorum in 2016!

Rick Santorum won’t back down in the War on Christmas!

Bill O’Reilly needs to repent immediately and recognize the evils of his ways, or he will be sent straight to Hell along with Darwin, Nixon, Feynman, Hitler, Robin Williams, Nelson Mandela, and all the heathens. The Devil is deluding Bill into believing that the war is over. We have won a battle, but we have not yet won the war. The War on Christmas will not be won until atheism and heathenism is eradicated from America! We must take back the country for Christ! Here is a picture of what Hell will look like when Bill O’Reilly is cast into the pit. Note Pope John Paul II covered in unquenchable fire and Nelson Mandela and Fidel Castro engaging in sodomy.

This is what is in store for Bill O'Reilly if he does not repent!

This is what is in store for Bill O’Reilly if he does not repent!

How are the heathens propagating the War on Christmas in America? They are taking “under God” out of our pledge of allegiance and taking “in God we trust” off of our currency! Don’t turn away from the war Bill! Every time the atheists take the ten commandments off of a public building, Satan wins a major victory. Every time someone says Happy Holidays or “happy solstice” instead of Merry Christmas, Satan wins a major victory. The War on Christmas is but one campaign in Satan’s larger campaign to take Christ out of Christmas and out of our world. Don’t leet the devil win. Keep Christ in Christmas, and never give up the fight until we have won! The war on Christmas is not over Bill! Open your eyes!

the Ten Commandments being removed by the forces of Satan

Every single year, around America, children go to the mall to sit on the lap of a fat man posing as “Santa.”  If you change the letters just a little, its easy to see the truth of Santa. Santa is really symbolic of Satan! Don’t bring your child to see Santa on Christmas, take him to worship Christ! We must keep Christ in Christmas!

We should only celebrate Jesus on Christmas!

The only way to win the War on Christmas is to effectively keep Christ in Christmas. Remember, Jesus said that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God. Yet the modern American celebration of Christmas is all about wealth and money. That’s hypocrisy, boys and girls. Jesus wouldn’t want you to look for presents on Christmas, He’d want you to celebrate His birthday and worship the Father!

Rick Santorum will ALWAYS fight for Christmas, unlike the deluded Bill O’Reilly!

Shame on Bill o’Reilly for allowing himself to be deceived by the Devil! The war on Christmas is not over! O’Reilley needs to stop doing the devil’s work or he’ll find himself in Hell with Robin Williams, Mandela, the scientists, the popes, and Darwin! Repent Bill O’Reilly! Consult the True Christian politician Rick Santorum, who knows that the war on Christmas is not over! Santorum for President in 2016! To Hell with Bill O’Reilly! Keep-christ--anim+big And remember to keep CHRIST in CHRISTmas! Yours in Christ, Jim Solouki and Martin Baker http://www.creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com

Bobby Keys in Hell!

this is where Bobby Keys is now!

Greetings True Christians!

Today, Rolling Stones Saxophone Player was cast eternally into the fires of Hell for his sins against God and God’s people. He was a rock and roll musician who put sexuality and fame before Christ, and died as a very wealthy sinner. Does everyone remember what Jesus said about wealth? Let’s look at Matthew 19:24:

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.“—JESUS!

So there you have it boys and girls. Keys’ wealth in itself was enough to condemn to an eternity in Hell! But that’s not all he wrote! Bobby Keys was also extremely sexually unchaste, having engaged in countless orgiastic pleasure-filled debaucheristic parties with fellow sinner Keith Richards. Keys had sex outside of wedlock with many women, and that’s called adultery! God has a special place set aside for adulterers. It’s called Hell.

Bobby Keys was also a rock and roll musician, which automatically qualifies him for a one way ticket to Hell. Rock and roll music is the devil’s music and must be avoided at all costs! When he wasn’t playing with the Rolling Stones, Bobby Keys played saxophone for John Lennon, who imagined no religion and is now imagining what heaven must be like from his place of eternal torment in Hell.

Let the death of Bobby Keys be a warning upon all of those who are unsaved. Repent now. Tomorrow may be too late. Accept Jesus and go to Heaven, or reject Him and go to Hell. The choice is yours. The only way to heaven is to be born again in the blood of Christ. Again, the only way to heaven is to be born again! Choose heaven, choose Jesus. Even if you repent upon your deathbed like Christopher Hitchens did, you will find your way into heaven if it is done with a pure heart. But if you live a life of sin and die in sin like Bobby Keys did, you will be cast into Hell to burn with Darwin, Carl Sagan, Robin Williams, the Popes, and Hitler!

Repent America, repent! Reject all rock and roll bands!

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki

Black Friday and the Atheist War on Christmas

We’re keeping Christ in Christmas. Are you?

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Black Friday is one of the atheist’s favorite weapons in the global war on Christmas? For those of you who don’t know what Christmas is (and who, therefore, are likely damned to Hell), Christmas is the day, December 25th, where all the world’s Christians celebrate the fact that our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ was born in a stable and laid in a manger in Bethlehem. This is a holiday of giving, but the heathens and atheists, especially in America, have turned it into a holiday twisted by greed.

Bill O’Reilley knows all about the War on Christmas

The American tradition of Christmas begins on Thanksgiving, a Thursday about a month before Christmas. Thanksgiving is dedicated to the celebration of the fact that the heathen Indians in Massachusetts had their hearts opened by the Holy Spirit, embraced Jesus, and brought food to the starving Christian Pilgrims so that they would be healthy and strong in time to celebrate Christmas. Many Christians begin putting up Nativity scenes around this time.

However, the ungodly atheists and Darwinists, blinded by the possibility of easy money, have launched an economically fueled war on Christmas. This war’s first major salvo is on the day called Black Friday. I don’t know why they call it Black Friday, but it’s probably because the Darwinist Atheists choose to celebrate the fact that African children are starving while they storm stores and spend millions of dollars on stuff while they forget about Jesus. Do you know why there is a hunger crisis in Africa? Because the atheists and Darwinists in America are using Black Friday as an excuse to funnel aid money away from African children and into the pockets of American corporations. Of course, God allows this because these Africans are heathens (like Nelson Mandela), unsaved by Christ and likely condemned to an eternity in Hell anyway, but I digress. Let’s take a look at Black Friday!

This African American man is being hounded by atheists who want his last bit of food before their next stop at the mall!

Meanwhile, the African-American man’s son, above, is at his doctor’s appointment.

Think of all the money spent on Black Friday that could instead be spent on African children that need food? This crisis is predicted in the Book of Revelation. Revelation tells us that nobody will be able to purchase goods in the time of the Antichrist without the number of the beast. Did you know that that is happening today with credit cards? Did you know that when a Russian scientist drilled a hole to the center of the Earth and recorded the sounds of Hell that they sounded exactly like shoppers on Black Friday? Coincidence? I think not! The Antichrist is at work today. Here’s a video of shoppers on Black Friday:

And here’s a video with the sounds of Hell:

In fact, God is beginning to send the horsemen upon Africa and the world as we speak. The horseman of famine is already striking Africa. Americans have allowed this to happen, and have even sped it up. The apocalypse is coming, and the Atheists and Darwinists are the reason why! They are systematically allowing Africans to starve because they are  “inferior” to the whites, according to Darwin! Here’s a photo of the horseman of famine on the loose in Africa. This child is starving while greedy Americans are fighting over new TVs.

the horseman of famine is upon us.

Why do Darwinists view Africans as inferior? Because they were deluded by the Devil just like Hitler, and in fact were inspired by Satan to do Hitler’s work by creating a fairy tale of evolution that Hitler could use to kill the Blacks, the Jews, the Gypsies, and the Christians. Here’s good old fashioned Darwinist racism at work. David Wilmot is a known Darwinist deceiver and is burning in Hell as we speak with Feynman, Sagan, Robin Williams, Nelson Mandela, and Pope John Paul II, but that didn’t stop him from being racist:

Charles Darwin himself supported the cleansing of the human race:

The atheists are clearly tied up in a Darwinist conspiracy to destroy Blacks, and Black Friday is both a part of the Atheists’ war on Christmas and also on their war on people they have deemed inferior. In fact, they even brought Ebola to America to help kill more Africans! Thanks to the evils of Black Friday, we see images like these:

The atheists are trying to replace True Christian virtues with Darwinian survival-of-the-fittest dogma. They must be stopped. We must meet them on the battlefield. We must combat the war on Christmas with a War on atheism. Christians of the internet and of the world, join together with Martin and I and shout “checkmate, atheists!”  Let us fight for the Truth of Christ so dear to us and against the powers of evil so dear to the atheists.

Let us join together and destroy the atheist scum. Did you know that they mock us with their ungodly show South Park? They have songs called “Merry ****ing Christmas” and “Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo” that are clearly atheist heathen affronts to Christ. They must be destroyed along with the black Friday shoppers that are doing the work of Satan! In fact, they glorify the ungodly art of Black Friday in their show! They are part of the atheist Black Friday conspiracy!

How does the conspiracy work? The atheist illuminati who are trying to kill the starving Africans come up with big “Black Friday” deals every year, and publicize them in the press, which they control. The ungodly sheeple absorb every word of atheist propaganda and buy up Christmas presents instead of giving their money to the poor. This is very pleasing to the people who control the press, because it means their plans to starve the Africans in Africa to better the human race are working. Reject genocide, reject Black Friday. It’s what Jesus would do.

atheism at work

So this year, on Black Friday, don’t go shopping. Instead, stay home and pray to our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ. Here is a True Christian prayer that you can use: Lord, I know that Black Friday is an affront to Your glory. I know that the atheists are trying to destroy real people with this day. As your servant, I want to stop them. Teach me how to stop the atheist hordes Lord Jesus. Teach me how to enlighten them in the ways of our Father, who art in heaven. Teach me how to destroy atheism and stop the antichrist’s spread. I ask this in Your name Lord Jesus, Amen.”

It’s time to take back Thankgiving for Jesus! It’s time to take back Christmas for Christ! The war is on atheists, and we are here to fight. Checkmate, atheists.

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.