Pastors for Santorum!

Greetings True Christians!

Today Martin and I would like to announce the formation of the True Christian Coalition of Pastors for Santorum! We support Rick Santorum’s bid for the White House in 2016! Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president, and we call upon all Christian men and women in America to vote for him. Spread the word to your pastors and to your friends. We will base the operations for the group here, at, and on an affiliated face book page soon to come. Stay posted for updates, and spread the word. Help us to get every Christian pastor in America onboard with the True Christian Coalition of Pastors for Santorum! Together we can save America!

From your True Christian Friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker
Founders, True Christian Coalition of Pastors for Santorum

Repent America!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that God is punishing the West Coast of the United States? Many have died in landslides in Washington state. There are Earthquakes in California. God is unleashing his wrath through natural disasters God is unleashing his wrath upon the sinful United States, and the wicked will suffer. How do we know that these disasters are a punishment from God? The truth is clear.

Everyone knows that God punishes His enemies with death. The Egyptians were punished with plagues when they refused to let God’s people go. God punished Texas with school shootings and drought after the state said that the Institute for Creation Research could not have an accredited high school. God punished the Philippines with Haiyan, and the ungodly Indonesians and Chinese with the Malaysia Air plane crash. God punished New York City, one of Satan’s favorite playgrounds, with the September 11th attacks. If you have offended God, He will punish you!

the wrath of God

The foolish geologists believe that landslides can only happen in certain areas. Well folks, that’s just stupid. What causes a landslide? Landslides aren’t caused by any physical process, but rather by the direct wrath of God. Much like God flooded the Earth at the time of Noah’s Flood, God can create landslides to punish sinners and unbelievers. It’s simple boys and girls. God created the universe, and he can control it in any way He sees fit. The only logical way to argue against this truth is to believe that you somehow came from a pile of goo that turned into an animal in the zoo and finally into you. That evil Darwinist dogma is just stupid folks. Heck, the scientists can’t even come up with good natural explanations for natural disasters. If the universe wasn’t made imperfect by the death caused by Eve’s transgression, then we wouldn’t have landslides to begin with!

the real cause of landslides!

God has unleashed His wrath upon Washington, home of legalized marijuana, wiccans, homosexuals, and other heathens. Gays are allowed to marry in Washington! Know where else gays engaged in ungodly activity? Sodom and Gomorrah. Remember what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah? Here’s a friendly reminder:

Sodom and Gomorrah

God also has unleashed his wrath upon the state of California. Gay marriage is legal there. People can buy marijuana legally there. California is the land of homosexual heathenry. California is the home of the National Center for “Science” Education. California is where Hollywood is. God hates California, so he put the San Andreas Fault there to punish the vast numbers of sinners and nonbelievers.

Lanslides are God’s punishment for sin!

Don’t let the ungodly scientists lie to you! Natural disasters are not the result of natural processes! They are caused by the wrath of God! Oregon isn’t hit by natural disasters. WHy? Because they aren’t ungodly! They don’t allow legal marijuana sales! God doesn’t punish the Syracuse region of Upstate NY with natural disasters. Why? Because Syracuse NY is a bastion of Christianity in the ungodly cesspool of New York state. God doesn’t punish Cleveland. WHy? Because Cleveland isn’t ungodly either!

The cities and regions that get hit with natural disasters are cities and regions that have incurred God’s wrath. And boy is God mad at the United States. He is attacking the nation on all sides, unleashing landslides as punishments and earthquakes as punishments and hurricanes and floods and extreme brutal cold as punishments. The United States government is at war with God because of the evils of Barack Hussein Obama, and only one man can save the nation. That man is Rick Santorum.

Rick Santorum will combat the evils of abortion!

Rack Santorum was given to us by God to lead us away from sinfulness. Santorum is God’s choice for president in 2016! Rick Santorum rejects gay marriage. Rick Santorum rejects atheism! Rick Santorum rejects legalized marijuana and man-on-dog! Rick Santorum isn’t a Demoncrat. No he is not. Rick Santorum is a Godly True Christian Republican, an outstanding member of God’s party and a close friend of our greatest president, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush with God’s choice for president, Rick Santorum!

We must elect Rick Santorum in 2016 to end this string of natural disasters in America. A vote for Rick Santorum is a vote against landslides and floods and earthquakes. A vote for Rick Santorum is a vote against hurricanes and deaths. Why is this possible? Because a vote for Rick Santorum is a vote for Jesus! Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president, and he should be yours as well!

Repent America, Repent!

We must end the American war on God. We must elect Rick Santorum in 2016.

From your Christian Friends,
Martin Baker and Jim SOlouki

Beware the Obama Youth!

Dear fellow patriots,

Did you know that the Obama Administration’s next move is to indoctrinate our children as a part of the new socialism wave that is changing America? Obama successfully got away with socializing the health care system so that it would be impossible for the hard working class to afford health care. Thanks to the ACLU for backing him up, he got away with making every unborn child unsafe and other heinous acts that Marx and Stalin would have dreamed of. Besides glorifying fallen communist Mandela by attending his funeral, as opposed to attending the funerals of fallen troops, Obama now wants to recruit our children to further his socialist agenda.

Just like Hitler, Obama will use our children as a political force so that he can stay in office longer. He is also using his great speaking abilities to rally support from the Demoncrat Party, the muslims, gays, abortionists, feminists, atheists, the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union and other groups that are an offense to God. Right now, Satan is looking over America as we speak. Here is a bumper sticker produced by Obama’s agents of evil that was recently sighted on a vehicle:

Obama wants to indoctrinate children like Hitler did, and he has marketed these bumper stickers.

Obama wants to indoctrinate children like Hitler did, and he has marketed these bumper stickers.

We must not let Obama get away with this, and we must also stop him from trying to serve more terms and transform this God-given country into a communist dictatorship! There is one person we must elect in 2016 who will put an end to the evils of the Obama aka Satan’s Administration:

Rick Santorum!

Rick Santorum, God's candidate for president.

Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for president.

This should be Rick Santorum’s theme:

Remember to vote for Rick Santorum, God’s one and only candidate, to stop the evils of the Obama Administration from acheiving the same goals Hitler did. Imagine if our children are taught by the Obama Youth to discriminate Christians, to promote evolution in our schools, to do away with the Ten Commandments, to make it illegal to say “Merry Christmas”, to force churches to sell abortion causing pills, and other sinful acts if Obama has his way. As Christians, it is our duty to protect our children, since they are the future doctors, lawyers, preachers, police, and military that we need. Get right with Rick and continue the good fight against Satan. Do not allow this great nation to perish under the grasp of Obama’s Anti-Christian agenda.

Martin Baker

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Dear readers,

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Your friends,

Jim and Martin

God is punishing Joel Olsteen.

God is punishing Joel Olsteen for his obscene wealth!

Joel Olsteen’s ungodly multi-million dollar house of sin

Greetings True Christians!

In the news today, we find out that Joel Olsteen had nearly six hundred thousand dollars stolen from a safe at his megachurch. While the atheists will likely mock him for this fact and have much fun with it, the truth is, Christians should view it as a lesson to be learned. Joel Olsteen is one of the world’s most successful televangelists. Olsteen’s big tent has become big money. Olsteen was once a True Christian, and in fact, still teaches some good Christian concepts.

However, Olsteen has made money his false idol. Jesus tells us that the poor in this world will be rich in His Kingdom, and that the first shall be last. Rather than building up spiritual treasures in heaven, Joel Olsteen has focused on building up monetary treasure in this world. The money that Joel Olsteen makes should have been used to feed the poor and clothe the naked. Instead, there it was, sitting in a safe in Joel Olsteen’s fancy megachurch while Joel was likely lounging in his mansion.

Remember what the Holy Bible tells us about the wealthy. Jesus Himself tells us that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven. God inspired this theft to happen as a way to weaken Olsteen’s pride and force him to repent. While we do not condone criminal acts, we do realize that God may have been acting through these thieves. Olsteen needs to give up his wealth and lead a True Christian life if he ever hopes to enter heaven. Having 600,000 dollars just floating around in a safe doesn’t seem very Christian to me…

Repent Joel Olsteen, before God takes away more than that from you. Repent!

We are praying for you.

Your True Christian Friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

California, Repent!

Greetings True Christians!

Last night, California was hit by a magnitude 6.9 earthquake. California gets hit by more major earthquakes than any other state in America. True story.  Why is this so?  The answer is simple. God is angry at California.

Look at some of the evil things that California hath wrought. California is responsible for gay marriage, Hollywood, legalized marijuana, and the presence of illegal aliens in America. In fact, California doesn’t expel them from America….California EDUCATES them! For free! Not only that, but California also houses the ungodly Darwinist dogma police the National Center for Science misEducation. This is why America is on the decline. Ungodly states like California are leading us straight into an economic and political collapse if we allow them to.

God is angry with California, my brothers and sisters in Christ. They must repent. Let us pray for them:

Dear Heavenly Father, we pray that You might continue to smite California with earthquakes and mudslides and natural disasters until their sinful arrogant pride is crushed and until they repent.  Destroy the ungodly NCSE. Make them reject marijuana and gay marriage. Lead Hollywood to repent. Crush the Californians until they change their sinful ways so that Your holy wrath might act as a warning to those who might enter into sin with Satan. For the Good Book tells us that vengeance is the Lord’s, and that the Lord shall smite His enemies.  This we pray, in the name of Jesus the Christ.  Amen.

From your friends, 

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker