The Devil and Dr. Funkenstein

Satan loves Funk!

George Clinton, disciple of the Devil!

Greetings True Christians!

Today I would like to tell you about the evil and ungodly music called funk. Funk is a form of music inspired by the devil, for the devil, for his Satanic purposes.  Funk music is like rock and roll for black people!  Funk was created by evolution through demonic influence and leads innocent children into drug use, alcoholism, homosexuality, and sex outside of wedlock (fornication).  Ephesians 5:19 tells us that we need to love hymns and Christian music, not music of the devil. In 1 Corinthians 14:15, we are told to sing praise. Psalms 66:2 tells us to sing the glory of HIS name! In Psalms 9:11, we are told to sing praises to the Lord.  Is this what funk music does? No! Funk music glorifies sexuality, drug use, and other Satanic deeds. This is how we know that it is of the devil! While True Christian music inspires a love of God, the evil musician George Clinton (the father of funk) wants “the funk” instead! In this post, I will focus solely on George Clinton and his minions, although there are numerous funk artists who are working for Satan.

“we want the funk. Gotta have the funk.”

No, Mr. Clinton, you gotta have Jesus.  Give up the funk and embrace the Truth of Christ, who was crucified for YOUR sins! These heathens are singing repetitive nonsense lyrics glorifying “the funk” instead of glorifying Jesus. They are doing it in evil muppet voices  as a way to lead our children away from God.  In fact, George Clinton has even infiltrated the muppets! I have proof! One of the members of the muppet band on the evil kid’s muppet show is even based on George Clinton. I’ll show you.

Proof that the George Clinton has infiltrated the muppets.

Proof that the George Clinton has infiltrated the muppets.

George Clinton is an evil, disturbed man. Consider some of the lyrics he has written. In his ungodly song “Flashlight,” the following lyrics are present: “Now I lay me down to sleep. I guess I’ll go count some sheep. Oh, but I will never dance…..Most of all he needs the funk. Help him find the funk.” This is a clear mockery of Christ and Christianity! The first line is a bastardized version of a wonderful Christian prayer, “and now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Lord, my soul to keep.” George Clinton is a God mocker, and he is double damned!  Most of all, he needs Jesus, not the funk! The flashlight is clearly the only light that Clinton has seen, because if he had seen the light of Christ, he would have written “Most of all he needs the Lord. Help him find the Lord.”  Here is the evil song in question:

Here is one more Satanic song from George Clinton, who refers to himself as “Dr. Funkenstein.” The song is called Dr. Funkenstein. This song glorifies Darwinism and sexuality, and is proof that Satan is behind his music!

“Microbiologically speaking,
When I start churnin’, burnin’ and turnin’
I’ll make your atoms move so fast
Expandin’ your molecules
Causing a friction fire
Burnin’ you on your neutron
Causing you to scream
“Hit me in the proton, BABY!””

Those evil lyrics are nothing more than an attempt to make children believe in evolution and the big bang! This song also glorifies teen sexuality, drug use, and violence (“if you like hit me again“).  George Clinton also wrote an evil song called “One Nation Under a Groove” that is too ungodly to link on this page, even for educational purposes. You see, my brothers and sisters in Jesus, George Clinton and funk musicians everywhere are working for the devil.  In fact, one of George Clinton’s Satanic followers, Bootsy Collins, refers to himself as the Starchild. This is a clear reference to Darwinism, as I will prove. Bootsy Collins calls himself the Starchild because he believes that he came from star dust instead of God. Bootsy Collins is headed straight to Hell!

Let us consider the atheistic drivel that inspired the name ‘starchild.’ Here is an example:

Boosty Collins, servant of Satan, disciple of Darwin.

Boosty Collins, servant of Satan, disciple of Darwin.

Bootsy Collins believes that he came from star dust instead of from the finger of God.  The video linked just above is a song used by Darwinists everywhere to glorify their clearly false beliefs.  Every molecule in you did not come from stardust, every molecule in you came from GOD.  Not only is Bootsy Collins a disciple of Darwin, but Bootsy Collins also believes in aliens! Bootsy Collins and George Clinton constantly rant about some drug-induced “mothership connection,” believing that they are in contact with extraterrestrials.  They are, in fact, being deluded by demons.  Gary Bates has written a wonderful book titled Alien Intrusion: UFOs and the Evolution Connection (available here).  If you want to understand the UFO phenomenon from a Biblical perspective, I highly recommend it. “Aliens” are nothing more than demons trying to steal our soul! Bootsy Collins has infiltrated Hollywood as well, just like George  Clinton.  In fact, the Nemoneons in A Phantom Menace are based on his stage attire. Consider the following images:


Note how the evil Bootsy Collins flashes the devil horns hand sign.

same exact costume, inverted colors. Satan at work!

same exact costume, inverted colors. Satan at work!

This is not the first time that a funk artist has been featured in the Star Wars movies. In fact, George Lucas put a representation of George Clinton’s ungodly original band in the first Star Wars film.  Don’t believe me? I’ll show you the pictures.

the band in Star Wars

the band in Star Wars

George Clinton's evil band.

George Clinton’s evil band.

The similarities are clear. Note the space themed outfits in George Clinton’s band. Note the aliens in the Star Wars band.  George Lucas and George Clinton are working together to lead our children towards Satan and away from Christ! Satan has infiltrated Hollywood and the music industry and will not stop until he has taken the souls of our children.  My friends, the devil must be stopped! Funk music (and Star Wars) glorifies Darwinism, atheism, sexuality, and other sinful things.  They are trying to steal our little ones. Here is the only proper place for our little ones:


This is what Hollywood and George Clinton want to do to our children:


Repent Hollywood! Repent! Repent George Clinton! Repent! Repent you musical whores of Babylon! Repent!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, we must reject George Clinton and his minions. We must reject all ungodly forms of music. We must reject all music and all television that glorifies Darwinism and other sinful lies.  It is time to take back our airways and our televisions for Jesus! It is time to take back our stations for Christ.

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki

George Lucas repent!

Dear friends,

Did you know that George Lucas is at it again with his Satanic movie series called Star Wars? Recently, Lucas and Disney have been promoting images of a villain named Kylo Ren who wields a lightsaber that looks like an upside down cross. This is an ungodly offense to Christians all around the world. Heck, this villain looks like somebody from the Four Horsemen mentioned in the Book of Revelations if I haven’t seen them. Look at the image and see how the sword was made to offend Christians.


The villain is unmasked and next to stormtroopers resembling the KKK!

The villain is unmasked and next to stormtroopers resembling the KKK!

Disney and George Lucas need to repent for the marketing of this abomination. It is time for us Christians to take back Hollywood and the cinemas for Christ. We also need to protect our children from this Illuminati filth since this movie will be used for brainwashing our children to follow the Secular Media. It’s time to chop down the Tree of Evil that produces these bad fruits once and for all!

Martin Baker

God Hates Minecraft!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that there is a ungodly game where evil Mormons and atheists can create their own heathen universes through the use of genetic modification and building blocks? Did you know that pedophiles and child predators like Andrew Hartung are using this game to feed upon innocent children?  Did you know that this ungodly and satanic game embraces pornography, Darwinism, and the ungodly heathen Mormon belief that we may one day become “gods” of our own planets and create our own universes? What game am I talking about? I’m talking about the Minecraft!

This ungodly Satanic castle is of the Devil!

This ungodly Satanic castle is of the Devil!

Proof that Minecraft is of Satan!

Proof that Minecraft is of Satan!

A Minecrafter....30 seconds after death.

A Minecrafter….30 seconds after death.

Did you know that Minecraft is filled with perversion, pornography, and other hedonistic ungodly smut? That’s right, boys and girls! Not only do pedophiles and Catholic priests use Minecraft to lure their victims into danger, but many innocent boys and girls are introduced to the evil and sinful pornography industry through Minecraft. Did you know that many Minecrafters spend much of their ungodly Minecrafting time making evil and crude penises out of the Minecraft blocks? Did you know that Satan loves nothing more than young girls being introduced to the penis at an early and impressionable age? Did you know that Minecraft encourages masturbation and studies have proven that female adolescents who play Minecraft are at least 13% more likely to enter the sex industry than females who never play Minecraft? You can’t argue with those numbers, atheists. They were in one of your atheistic “peer-reviewed (censored)” journals.  I burned it after reading it because so-called “scientific” journals censored by the atheistic elite are ungodly and of the Devil. This is the evil for what Minecraft is notorious:

a Satanic Minecraft penis

a Satanic Minecraft penis

a typical Minecrafter

a typical Minecrafter

Did you know that Minecraft pushes genetic engineering? By slowly changing pieces of their creations’ “DNA,” players can create new lifeforms. This is ungodly and reeks of Satanic Darwinism.  Man cannot create new life forms, only God can! Is there a false religion besides Darwinism  and atheism that believes that man can create monkeys out of molecules? Yes! The ungodly doctrine of Mormonism actually preaches that people can become gods like “God” (who is actually a man living on a planet called Kolob making millions of spirit babies by having spirit sex forever) in what they call the “celestial realm” of Heaven.  Mormons don’t believe in Hell either, which is one reason that so many misguided souls have embraced Mormonism and are headed to Hell. Did the Mormon missionary tell you Kolob is a lie? He was lying for scamming, rambling Joseph Smith! Consider the following Mormon hymn:

“Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Methinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”

That’s right, boys and girls. The ungodly Satanic Mormon hymn says “gods,” not “God.” This is because the Mormon Church believes in many ‘gods’ having spirit sex and making spirit babies and creating their own worlds.  In fact, Satan is working through the Mormon Church to make people believe that they can actually become God and replace Him. The Minecraft Game is in fact a secret Mormon propaganda game where players can believe that they are gods.  Once they play Minecraft, their computers are linked to the Mormon missionary servers, where IP addresses are monitored and where missionaries are sent out on visits.  Don’t believe that Minecraft will bring the Mormons to your door? Buy a copy and they’ll show right up.

the Mormonjugen greeting an old man, just before stealing his wallet.

the Mormonjugen greeting an old man, just before stealing his wallet.

Oh, and another thing about the Mormons that is ungodly. They require everyone to pay 10% of their income to their church.  Everybody.  Even the poor family who cannot afford their own food.  Even those students struggling to afford college.  Much like the evil Jewish temple that took the poor widow’s last two copper pieces in Mark 12:41-44, the Mormons are stealing money from the poor who cannot afford to even feed themselves. This is not something that Jesus would do.  In fact, Jesus would say that the Mormons should do more to feed the poor instead of trying to get rich.  Remember, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven (MT 19:24). The Mormons are stealing from the poor to support their evil Masonic illuminati leaders. Do you know who else likes stealing from everyone to support the few elite members? The Demoncrats and Hitler. Jesus cleansed the temple of moneylenders, and yet the Mormons will only allow those who spend 10% of their income on the “church” to enter their temples.  That’s not what Christ would do!


But I digress.  The Minecraft is not only dangerous to our children because it supports Mormonism. It is more dangerous because it supports the devilish doctrine of Darwinism.  Darwinism is responsible for all evils, including atheism, rape, hedonism, heathenism, the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union, the Holocaust, sodomy, hedonism, abortion, drug addiction, alcoholism, rock and roll, fornication, sodomy, and the Jerry Springer Show.  God hates Minecraft because Minecraft is based on ungodly Darwinist ideas.  God hates Darwinists and Darwinism.  God hates all things that lead our children away from Him.  Remember what the Bible says about leading our children astray (Matthew 18:6): But if you cause one of these little ones who trusts in me to fall into sin, it would be better for you to have a large millstone tied around your neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea. –JESUS!

Minecraft is evil because it leads children to believe that they can become gods.  Minecraft is evil because it supports Darwinism.  Minecraft is evil because it is a tool easily utilized by pedophiles and rapists to engage their victims. Minecraft is evil because it is a recruiting tool used for the ungodly Mormon Church and is based on atheistic ideas. Minecraft is evil because it leads to pornography, sex addiction, and participation in the sex industry. God hates Minecraft! God hates Minecraft purchasers. And if you’re a Minecraft lover, God hates YOU!!! Repent or burn in Hell.  The Kingdom of God is like an exclusive club. Unsaved unwelcome.  If you want to enter the Kingdom of God, the entry is narrow, but easy to find. You must be born again.   Are you born again at this moment? Are you saved? Unless you know the answer to that question is “yes,” I implore you to pray the following prayer, right now, and to ask God for salvation. Then consecrate your life to Jesus, leave sin behind, and live according to His orders. That, my friends, is the only way to heaven.  Let us pray:

Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner. I know that much like Nelson Mandela and Gandhi, who died unsaved, that my soul is in grave danger of Hell. I ask humbly for forgiveness for my sins.  I accept your sacrifice on the Cross for my salvation and am grateful for it. I will live my life according to Your rules, and like Christopher Hitchens on his deathbed, will reject all false truths in favor of the one True Truth, the Truth of Christ.  I reject Darwinism.  I reject false notions of God. I reject atheism. I reject sin.  And I embrace You, Lord Jesus, and dedicate my life to You, my Lord and Savior.  I know that the Father hates sin, but I know through Your sacrifice, my sins may be forgiven, IF, and only if, I live my life according to Your commands. Command me, O Lord, and make me Your instrument.  Amen.

Friends, it is time to destroy the ungodly Minecraft.  It is time to destroy Satan’s influences in our lives. We must reject Satanic programming and take back our internets for Jesus! We must take back our computers for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

P.S.  Allow us to leave you with two great Christian videos in conclusion of this post!

AIDS is God’s Favorite Virus!

Freddie Mercury, sodomist, heathen, and killed by AIDS

Freddie Mercury, sodomist, heathen, and killed by AIDS

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that the AIDS virus is a creation by God used to kill the ungodly? That’s right, boys and girls. The AIDS is God’s favorite virus, and is a tool used by God to usher sinners such as Freddie Mercury and other fags, Isaac Asimov and other evil scientists, and Muslims and heathens in Africa off of this earth and into the fires of Hell forever! When people choose to reject God, God tries to bring them back home. When they continue to reject God, God eventually rejects them, and afflicts them with the AIDS.  When they get the AIDS, which is a perfect Godly virus that proves Creation and disproves the ungodly dogma of Darwinism, they soon die. The virus that kills them is a proof of God’s existence, and serves as an example to still-living people that God will strike down those who reject Him!

The AIDS virus, proof of a Creator

The AIDS virus, proof of a Creator

Did you know that every time the ungodly scientists think that they have a vaccine for the AIDS, the AIDS mutates and then cannot be destroyed by puny atheistic medicine? AIDS, like cancer, cannot be cured by the atheist scientists. This is by design. When God chooses for people to die from a disease, God uses a disease that cannot be cured by the atheists. The people who die from AIDS and cancer are nearly always sinners who God is punishing for their unwillingness to repent. God does this to bring them closer to Him. When an atheist such as Isaac Asimov is afflicted with the AIDS, he can either choose to turn to God, at which point his illness will be miraculously cured, or to continue to reject God, at which point the AIDS will kill him.  Asimov had two options. He chose the wrong one and is now dead and burning in Hell as we speak along with Nelson Mandela, Hell’s whore Mother Theresa, Freddie Mercury, Hitler, Darwin, and all the other minions of Satan. Don’t be like Isaac Asimov! Choose God!

Isaac Asimov wearing Darwin's Satan chops

Isaac Asimov wearing Darwin’s Satan chops

Did you know that the entire continent of Africa is even now being punished for Ramses refusal to free the Israelites? The Africans continued to fight against God throughout the years, and eventually either clung to heathen happy dappy tribal beliefs or converted to Islam (in the case of closet Kenyan Barack HUSEIN Obama). The Africans rejected God and Christ, and God has forsaken most of the people on this heathen continent.  The only visionary to come from Africa, Nelson Mandela, is surely in Hell as we speak for being an ungodly communist! In Africa, many believe that sexual interactions with infants can cure AIDS. This leads to the rape of innocent infants, and leads the perpretrators straight to Hell. Africa is filled with ungodly people who have sex with infants, sleep with members of the same sex, and even engage in bestiality. Clearly, God is just when He punishes them. This is why AIDS is most prevalent in Africa.

Behold, the wrath of God.

Behold, the wrath of God.

It is no surprise that the group most afflicted by the AIDS is homosexuals.  Homosexuals are an abomination to God (Leviticus 20:13), and the Bible says that homosexuals should be put to death.  It makes sense that God is targetting homosexuals more than anyone with the AIDS.  Because society has stopped properly punishing homosexuality, God has to step in and do it Himself. These heathens are the reason that the AIDS exists:

Revelers enjoy during the annual Gay Pride Parade in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 10, 2012. About 3 million people were expected to take part in the parade under the 2012 theme "Homophobia has cure".  AFP PHOTO/Yasuyoshi CHIBAYASUYOSHI CHIBA/AFP/GettyImages ORG XMIT:

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! As long as the fag enablers continue to support sodomy and other homosexual heathen acts, God will punish them harshly, bringing death and despair upon them.  Barack Obama is a supporter of sodomy and homosexual rights, and wants to push this sickness upon his home continent of Africa.  Luckily, True Christian pastor Martin Ssempa is willing to stand up for Africa and fight against him. Consider the following video:

Martin Ssempa is taking a wonderful stand in Africa with the Ugandans United Against Sodomy.  In a time when America is falling deep into sexual deviance where homosexuality is both tolerated and embraced, some enlightened Ugandan Christians have learned that homosexuality will only lead to punishment from God through the use of tools such as the AIDS. Does America have a political candidate who will take a stand against sodomy?

Rick Santorum is God's choice for president in 2016!

Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president in 2016!

Rick Santorum is willing to take a stand against sodomy! In fact, Rick Santorum already has! Rick Santorum knows that homosexuality and sodomy should be criminalized! Rick Santorum rejects man-on-dog and all forms of bestiality. Rick Santorum knows that God created Adam and Eve and not Eve and Yvonne! Rick Santorum is a God-fearing Christian who will fight against homosexuality and all other sins.  If Rick Santorum is elected president, God will begin to cleanse America of the AIDS.  When the homosexuals give up their ungodly acts of sodomy, God will stop afflicting them with AIDs too!  We must elect Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president, in 2016 if we wish to defeat the ungodly homosexual victories from Satan allowed by the Obama administration and fought for by the Anti-Christian Liberals Union!

santorumandsempaThe True Christian, Godly men, Martin Ssempa and Rick Santorum are both taking a stand against sodomy and for Jesus.  Who are they fighting against? Heathens like this:



Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., address guests at a fundraising event in Chicago, Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)


Do not join forces with these ungodly heathens! Vote for Santorum, and help save America from the AIDS.  The AIDS is a punishment from God for homosexuality and sodomy, and we need leaders who will crack down on these abominations!  Obama and the Demoncrats won’t! It’s time for a True Christian president! It’s time to elect Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president in 2016! Vote for a Demoncrat and you might be next on the Lord’s AIDS list. It’s time to take a stand for Jesus and reject the heathens.  It’s time to take back this country for Christ!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

Vote Santorum 2016!

Vote Santorum 2016!

Rick Santorum 2016: For God and America.

Dear friends,

America is no longer recognized as a Nation under God. Our constitution, written by our Founding Fathers who were our Christian disciples, has been demolished by legions of demoncrats and other godless heathens who want God taken away from our schools, the courtrooms, and the public. It’s time for a change, America, and Rick Santorum is the one True Candidate chosen by God to save this great nation from the evils terrorizing this great nation. It is time for us as Christians to come out of the closet once more, go to our churches, and tell Satan he is not welcome in America!


America is losing its Christian values everyday. Obama, who we know is a muslim and no friend of Christ, destroyed the sanctity of marriage by allowing gay marriages in America. This means we will see people marrying dogs and cars. Obama also did some other evil acts such as free drug dealers from prison and contribute to the largest Holocaust ever by allowing “Ungodly” Planned Parenthood to sell aborted baby parts. Heck, he is also trying to pave the way for Hillary Clinton (who should appropriately be known as Hitler Clinton) so she can take over the White House and spread vile acts of feminism and other unholy abominations. Oviously, Obama is not aware God created Adam first, that it is Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve, and that woman are not capable of taking such a high position in America!



The government, which is now controlled by the demoncrats, atheists, feminists, muslims, Anti-Christian Lawyers Union and other sinners against Christ, are making it illegal for the Ten Commandments to be displayed in the courtrooms. Furthermore, Nativity Scenes are now banned from the public and schools. Obama has lawfully allowed the offensive and Anti-Christian saying “Happy Holidays” to be forced in businesses. Satan is invited in our lives and America when the War on Christmans continues to be waged against us Christians.

America is slowly transforming into a godless nation that evil socialists like Marx, Hitler, Stalin, Jimmy Carter, and Mao would ever dreamed of. But who is the one candidate, chosen by God, to save this great nation and bring it closer to God?

Rick Santorum!


As a True Christian, Santorum promises the best for American Christiandom. Santorum is Pro-Life and will do what he will to stop the Holocaust of unborn babies. He is pro-military. He will stop evolution from being taught in the schools. He will ban pornography so it will not be brought into the churches. Merry Christmas instead of “Happy Holidays” will be said in public. The Ten Commandments will stay in our God-given court rooms. He will protect our Christian rights. He will stop the War on Christmas.
But most of all, Santorum will tirelessly fight to make sure America is one nation under God.

Santorum promises to be a Mandela for Christians, and we need him more than ever to stop the satanic secularism spreading in America. Remember, vote Santorum 2016. Santorum was not chosen by the people, but by God.


Martin Baker and Jim Solouki

Rick Santorum, God's candidate for president.

Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for president.



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