Greetings True Christians!
Today I would like to tell you about the evil and ungodly music called funk. Funk is a form of music inspired by the devil, for the devil, for his Satanic purposes. Funk music is like rock and roll for black people! Funk was created by evolution through demonic influence and leads innocent children into drug use, alcoholism, homosexuality, and sex outside of wedlock (fornication). Ephesians 5:19 tells us that we need to love hymns and Christian music, not music of the devil. In 1 Corinthians 14:15, we are told to sing praise. Psalms 66:2 tells us to sing the glory of HIS name! In Psalms 9:11, we are told to sing praises to the Lord. Is this what funk music does? No! Funk music glorifies sexuality, drug use, and other Satanic deeds. This is how we know that it is of the devil! While True Christian music inspires a love of God, the evil musician George Clinton (the father of funk) wants “the funk” instead! In this post, I will focus solely on George Clinton and his minions, although there are numerous funk artists who are working for Satan.
“we want the funk. Gotta have the funk.”
No, Mr. Clinton, you gotta have Jesus. Give up the funk and embrace the Truth of Christ, who was crucified for YOUR sins! These heathens are singing repetitive nonsense lyrics glorifying “the funk” instead of glorifying Jesus. They are doing it in evil muppet voices as a way to lead our children away from God. In fact, George Clinton has even infiltrated the muppets! I have proof! One of the members of the muppet band on the evil kid’s muppet show is even based on George Clinton. I’ll show you.
George Clinton is an evil, disturbed man. Consider some of the lyrics he has written. In his ungodly song “Flashlight,” the following lyrics are present: “Now I lay me down to sleep. I guess I’ll go count some sheep. Oh, but I will never dance…..Most of all he needs the funk. Help him find the funk.” This is a clear mockery of Christ and Christianity! The first line is a bastardized version of a wonderful Christian prayer, “and now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Lord, my soul to keep.” George Clinton is a God mocker, and he is double damned! Most of all, he needs Jesus, not the funk! The flashlight is clearly the only light that Clinton has seen, because if he had seen the light of Christ, he would have written “Most of all he needs the Lord. Help him find the Lord.” Here is the evil song in question:
Here is one more Satanic song from George Clinton, who refers to himself as “Dr. Funkenstein.” The song is called Dr. Funkenstein. This song glorifies Darwinism and sexuality, and is proof that Satan is behind his music!
When I start churnin’, burnin’ and turnin’
I’ll make your atoms move so fast
Expandin’ your molecules
Causing a friction fire
Burnin’ you on your neutron
Causing you to scream
“Hit me in the proton, BABY!””
Those evil lyrics are nothing more than an attempt to make children believe in evolution and the big bang! This song also glorifies teen sexuality, drug use, and violence (“if you like hit me again“). George Clinton also wrote an evil song called “One Nation Under a Groove” that is too ungodly to link on this page, even for educational purposes. You see, my brothers and sisters in Jesus, George Clinton and funk musicians everywhere are working for the devil. In fact, one of George Clinton’s Satanic followers, Bootsy Collins, refers to himself as the Starchild. This is a clear reference to Darwinism, as I will prove. Bootsy Collins calls himself the Starchild because he believes that he came from star dust instead of God. Bootsy Collins is headed straight to Hell!
Let us consider the atheistic drivel that inspired the name ‘starchild.’ Here is an example:
Bootsy Collins believes that he came from star dust instead of from the finger of God. The video linked just above is a song used by Darwinists everywhere to glorify their clearly false beliefs. Every molecule in you did not come from stardust, every molecule in you came from GOD. Not only is Bootsy Collins a disciple of Darwin, but Bootsy Collins also believes in aliens! Bootsy Collins and George Clinton constantly rant about some drug-induced “mothership connection,” believing that they are in contact with extraterrestrials. They are, in fact, being deluded by demons. Gary Bates has written a wonderful book titled Alien Intrusion: UFOs and the Evolution Connection (available here). If you want to understand the UFO phenomenon from a Biblical perspective, I highly recommend it. “Aliens” are nothing more than demons trying to steal our soul! Bootsy Collins has infiltrated Hollywood as well, just like George Clinton. In fact, the Nemoneons in A Phantom Menace are based on his stage attire. Consider the following images:
This is not the first time that a funk artist has been featured in the Star Wars movies. In fact, George Lucas put a representation of George Clinton’s ungodly original band in the first Star Wars film. Don’t believe me? I’ll show you the pictures.
The similarities are clear. Note the space themed outfits in George Clinton’s band. Note the aliens in the Star Wars band. George Lucas and George Clinton are working together to lead our children towards Satan and away from Christ! Satan has infiltrated Hollywood and the music industry and will not stop until he has taken the souls of our children. My friends, the devil must be stopped! Funk music (and Star Wars) glorifies Darwinism, atheism, sexuality, and other sinful things. They are trying to steal our little ones. Here is the only proper place for our little ones:
This is what Hollywood and George Clinton want to do to our children:
Repent Hollywood! Repent! Repent George Clinton! Repent! Repent you musical whores of Babylon! Repent!
My brothers and sisters in Christ, we must reject George Clinton and his minions. We must reject all ungodly forms of music. We must reject all music and all television that glorifies Darwinism and other sinful lies. It is time to take back our airways and our televisions for Jesus! It is time to take back our stations for Christ.
Yours in Christ,