The HMS Beagle, Satan’s Ship!

Dear friends,

Once again the atheists are at it again by using the internet to spread their unholy “gospel” upon us Christians. Recently, a Disciple of Darwin affiliated with “Mesozoic Productions” sent us a link to his site and told us we need to buy one of his shirts. This action is a reminder of the AntiChrist being among us and that we need to take a stand for good against evil.

Mesozoic Productions, http://www.zazzle.com/mesozoic_productions, is another atheist driven site that worships the ungodly acts of Charles Darwin. That being said, the website designers are glorifying the HMS Beagle, Satan’s Ship, which was the ship that sailed Darwin to the Galapagos Islands and was responsible for inspiring him to come up with his evil theory of evilution (which is just a theory after all). By selling products to commemorate Darwin and Satan’s ship, it is obvious that these sinners are doing the work of the Devil! In addition, “Mesozoic” is just an ungodly mythology made up by the paleontologists that want you to believe the world to be millions of years old and that dinosaurs and man did not live together. Now that is just silly stuff, boys and girls. We know that the Biblical Flood was a real event responsible for creating the fossils on a literal 6,000 years old Earth; not some silly “mesozoic” mythology, carbon dating, or other phrases the evolutionists want you to believe that can never be found in a thesaurus! Scientist Michael Ooard shows in the video why it is nonsense to believe in the Mesozoic Period.

Back to the Beagle. Did you know that the ships Captain, Fitzroy, was a godless heathen? Yes, that’s right. While on the voyage with Darwin on the ship, he was a worshiper of slavery. He used the HMS Beagle for abducting lots of natives from Tierra del Fuego, which was part of what inspired Darwin’s theory of evolution. The captain, Darwin, and the other British heathens engaged in ungodly celebrations of the false pagan god “Neptune” as a ritual when crossing the equator. The crew of the ship were also lazy drunks who thought of engaging in ungodly acts of lust and fornication for each foreign country they visited.

It was soon that the voyage led Darwin to giving up his faith in Jesus. From their, he engaged in a materialistic view that demanded rejecting The Genesis account in favor of a world driven by various sins. Darwin sadistically lumped all of God’s creations on the Galapagos Islands as different kinds that magically evolved from dirty mud and competed in deadly games against one another. Eventually, the voyage led Darwin into believing that we came from monkeys and it also inspired him to write the book “Origin of Species”. Now remember boys and girls, it only took Darwin’s book to inspire Hitler, Marx, Mao, Stalin, Mandela, Carter, and other communists to spread their evildoing ways. In fact, the HMS Beagle is the birthplace of the Nazi Party and the second most popular Holocaust that has resulted from abortions.

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Darwin’s work also influenced Richard Dawkins to become an atheist and start his Church of Darwin, which we see today favored by the secular media. Indeed, other Darwinists worship a false god known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster and hold weird cults that involve wearing pasta strainers over their heads and going to strip joints, which they like to call “strip factories.”

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God clearly hates this worship of false gods, and he also hates the store “Mesozoic Productions”. The store wants us to remember the Beagle, Satan’s ship, that lead Darwin astray from God and that helped inspire the loss of millions of lives from Mao, Mandela, Hitler, and so on. We strongly advise all people not to consider buying the shirts for they were made to strengthen the presence of the Devil in our lives. Those whoever consider wearing a shirt are guaranteed to burn with Darwin. Anyone who wears these shirts on a beach is sure to experience a tsunami or a hurricane as a sign of God’s punishment for those who simply reject him. The same goes for anybody who wears this shirt while driving or flying on an airplane. The shirts are smutted by the Devil, and those who wear the shirt are supporting the disciples of Darwin. Also do not forget that Darwin Day is Demon Day! Who loves Darwin Day? The Devil, his demons, and sinners like you! Please repent and accept Jesus before it is too late.

Brought to you by the Christian staff of Creation Science Study,

Martin Baker and Jim Solouki

13 thoughts on “The HMS Beagle, Satan’s Ship!

  1. Alienfan says:

    You have missunderstood evolution so mutch. The flying spaghetti monster has nothing to do with evolution. It is just the god of another religion, and actually, they have better morals than you and martin have
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
    Wikipedia, if you want to learn more.

  2. Stupid. Its the only word that that used to describe this post, neigh, this entire website. In fact, you want to say I am an insult to god? I think you’re more so then me. I showed this to some atheist friends and they all agree, you’re a Poe! In fact, I’m fully convinced that this point that you are. If you’re not, then you are the worst human being to ever exist, and have an ego so large is makes Cartman from South Park dwarfed. So which is it? A joke, or a person who should NOT have freedom of speech? Saying you’re “a true christian warrior” automatically goes to poe, unless you come with empirical evidence for God.

    • Martin Baker says:

      Only sinners like you who call such godly sites stupid are the ones who will have a spot in Hell. Repent and become born again before it is too late.

      • Give me the evidence for God’s existence and I will. Until then, shut up you imbecile.

      • 10bacon says:

        As God is omnipotent, why would He create an “insult” to himself? In fact I will take this further. If God is omnipotent, all wise, seeing, and knowing, why would he create atheism or allow it to exist or create it’s followers? Why did God create the evil Muslims? If we man was created in God’s image, isn’t Jim’s physical comparison of the Klingon and Muslims a comment on what God looks like?

  3. Martin Baker says:

    The Bible is God’s word, heathen.

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