The Road to Hell is Paved with Mormons!

Greetings True Christians!

Today I would like to talk with you about the evils of Mormonism! The Mormons profess to be the “True Church” of Jesus Christ, and peddle their Book of Mormon, “another Testament of Jesus Christ” in a door-to-door fashion, much like girl scouts peddling cookies. Now if you’ve read the Bible, you know that the Father has already told us that no new testaments will be added to the text. The Bible is a complete record of God’s word, and we will not receive “new revelation” until Christ returns in the end times.

Mormonism, however, would have us believe that Jesus came to the Americas, that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri (it wasn’t), that polygamy is ok (it isn’t; God defined marriage as being between ONE man and ONE woman), that God is a man on the planet Thigaboo (or whatever the place is called) and has spirit sex all day to make spirit babies. They also believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers made by the “Heavenly Father”‘s spirit orgies.

Of course, Mormons are agents of Satan. What does an agent of the devil look like? See below:

Note how they hold hands like homosexuals.

Now how do we know that the Mormon Church is from Satan? First, they worship golden idols! Joseph Smith, their “prophet”, claims to have received GOLDEN tablets from a hill in NY. He “translated” these tablets using magic glasses, and then these tablets disappeared! Sounds a little bit too good to be true, doesn’t it? Joseph Smith used this “book”, a fabrication probably inspired by a heavy addiction to opium that Smith was rumored to have, to gain much power for himself. Smith used the “golden tablets” to lead people away from God! Know who else worshiped golden idols? The Jews before Moses received the commandments! Moses was ANGRY at these people for rejecting God and worshiping the Golden Calf. Joseph Smith actually CREATED a new golden calf to be worshiped. Joseph Smith was clearly working for Satan.

If the Mormon Church isn’t Satanic, then how come non-members aren’t allowed into the temple? How come you’re required to pay 10 % of your income and receive a card with a barcode and an id number once you join? This sounds like the number of the beast to me!! Was Joseph Smith acting as an agent of Satan to lead good people to Satan? I believe he was. Why do Mormons engage in Satanic and Masonic rituals within the temple such as pantomiming their own deaths?

How else do we know that Mormonism is a false religion? Mormons don’t drink wine! At the Last Supper, Jesus specifically commanded us to break bread and drink wine in His memory. Mormons ignore this command, and outlaw all alcohol, including wine. This is not what Christ commanded us to do! What gives the Mormon church the right to specifically ignore commands given to us by Jesus? This is clearly an abomination.

Why do Mormons baptize living people as proxies for the dead? God granted us all free will! We can choose Jesus in this life or we can choose to be damned for all time! The Mormons have baptized Anne Frank after her death multiple times, believing that she might be saved by their actions. However, if Anne Frank did not accept Jesus during her lifetime, then Anne Frank is currently in hell. I’m sorry folks, but that’s how it works. Jesus told us that the only way to heaven is to be Born Again in Him. Not proxy baptisms after our death. Not through magic Mormon underpants. The only way to heaven is through Jesus. If you didn’t go through Jesus, then Mormon magic isn’t going to get you there.

It’s no surprise that some of the world’s most sinful people started out as Mormons. Anton Lavey? Grew up as a Mormon. Ozzy Ozbourne? Some of his youth was spent learning from Mormon missionaries. Carl Sagan? Influenced by Mormons from an early age. In fact, Sagan’s novel Contact was inspired by a personal fantasy of Sagan’s. Carl Sagan believed that he might one day be able to discover the Mormon god on his own planet. That is why Carl Sagan always took such a keen influence in astronomy and the SETI.

Mormons. The road to hell is paved with them. Let’s take back their youth for Jesus. Let us preach the TRUE word of Christ to Mormon youths and hope that they might be saved. The adults are unlikely to be saved, since they have been brainwashed by the evil Mormon church since childhood. Let us save the next generation so that they may not follow their parents into hell.

Let us reject the evils of the Mormon Church. Let us take back America for Christ.

Why Islam Fails

Dear Christian friends,

Today we will look briefly at the failures of Islam, a heathen religion.  First, Muslims worship Muhammad, this guy they believe that they can’t represent in art or drawings because he’s some kind of God Prophet thing.  And if you do show a picture of Muhammad, you will not go to Muslim heaven with 72 virgins.  First off, here’s Muhammad.

If Allah is the true God then why am I still here?

Allah didn’t smite me down.  Therefore, Our God, Yahweh, the True Christian and Jewish God, is the correct God.  The Muslims use a bastardized version of Yahweh, call it Allah, and use it to enact violence on other people.  Muslim actually kill people for Muhammad.  In fact, these Muslim Islamic terrorists are willign to blow themselves up on street corners for Muhammad.  Let us stop this incessant suicide violence. Let us declare a Crusade against Islam.

This is what Muslims believe heaven is like:

 

Look at those sluts! You die a muslim, you believe you get 72 of them!  Doesn’t sound like heaven for the women, unless they’re bisexual, which they probably are, being heathens. And if you die a muslim, you are going nowhere other than Hell where you will find Mohammed boiling in a sea of flames.

This is what Christian heaven looks like:

 

Looks like a nice peaceful place to spend Eternity, basking in the glory of God.

Now ask yourselves, where would you rather spend eternity? That’s right, in Christian heaven, where you won’t get herpes or spirit AIDS from having orgies with heathens.

Why do Muslims cover the bodies of their women on Earth when they want them to be sluts in the afterlife? To save their virginity until after death!

Now here’s the problem with Islam.  Islam KILLS people. Christianity saves people. Christians have charities to feed starving baby boys and girls in places like Africa and Peru.  Muslims have charities like Al Quaeda that they use to kill innocent Americans.  Christ teaches us to be peaceful and loving towards all, but also to be strict with heathens so that they might see the light of Christ.  Islam teaches one to kill everything that is not Islam.  What sounds like the true religion of peace to you? That’s right, Christianity.

Islam fails because it is a heathenistic bastardization of the Christian God that strives for nothing less than the murder of innocent millions.  Islam fails because it claims that Christ is a “good man” rather than the Son of God. Islam fails because it does not teach pure Biblical Truths! Islam fails because the Quran is not from God but rather from Satan! Yes folks! The Quran was inspired by Satan himself to lead the faithful away from their True Christian faith.

Islam fails because its followers worship a moon god and don’t believe in Jesus! Islam fails because its followers are violent Arab terrorists who oppress women and are intolerant of other faiths. Islam fails because Islam is not built upon the word of God, but rather upon the words of man and Satan. Let us declare a war on Islam. Let us take back these souls for Christ.

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki