Repent America!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that God is punishing the West Coast of the United States? Many have died in landslides in Washington state. There are Earthquakes in California. God is unleashing his wrath through natural disasters God is unleashing his wrath upon the sinful United States, and the wicked will suffer. How do we know that these disasters are a punishment from God? The truth is clear.

Everyone knows that God punishes His enemies with death. The Egyptians were punished with plagues when they refused to let God’s people go. God punished Texas with school shootings and drought after the state said that the Institute for Creation Research could not have an accredited high school. God punished the Philippines with Haiyan, and the ungodly Indonesians and Chinese with the Malaysia Air plane crash. God punished New York City, one of Satan’s favorite playgrounds, with the September 11th attacks. If you have offended God, He will punish you!

the wrath of God

The foolish geologists believe that landslides can only happen in certain areas. Well folks, that’s just stupid. What causes a landslide? Landslides aren’t caused by any physical process, but rather by the direct wrath of God. Much like God flooded the Earth at the time of Noah’s Flood, God can create landslides to punish sinners and unbelievers. It’s simple boys and girls. God created the universe, and he can control it in any way He sees fit. The only logical way to argue against this truth is to believe that you somehow came from a pile of goo that turned into an animal in the zoo and finally into you. That evil Darwinist dogma is just stupid folks. Heck, the scientists can’t even come up with good natural explanations for natural disasters. If the universe wasn’t made imperfect by the death caused by Eve’s transgression, then we wouldn’t have landslides to begin with!

the real cause of landslides!

God has unleashed His wrath upon Washington, home of legalized marijuana, wiccans, homosexuals, and other heathens. Gays are allowed to marry in Washington! Know where else gays engaged in ungodly activity? Sodom and Gomorrah. Remember what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah? Here’s a friendly reminder:

Sodom and Gomorrah

God also has unleashed his wrath upon the state of California. Gay marriage is legal there. People can buy marijuana legally there. California is the land of homosexual heathenry. California is the home of the National Center for “Science” Education. California is where Hollywood is. God hates California, so he put the San Andreas Fault there to punish the vast numbers of sinners and nonbelievers.

Lanslides are God’s punishment for sin!

Don’t let the ungodly scientists lie to you! Natural disasters are not the result of natural processes! They are caused by the wrath of God! Oregon isn’t hit by natural disasters. WHy? Because they aren’t ungodly! They don’t allow legal marijuana sales! God doesn’t punish the Syracuse region of Upstate NY with natural disasters. Why? Because Syracuse NY is a bastion of Christianity in the ungodly cesspool of New York state. God doesn’t punish Cleveland. WHy? Because Cleveland isn’t ungodly either!

The cities and regions that get hit with natural disasters are cities and regions that have incurred God’s wrath. And boy is God mad at the United States. He is attacking the nation on all sides, unleashing landslides as punishments and earthquakes as punishments and hurricanes and floods and extreme brutal cold as punishments. The United States government is at war with God because of the evils of Barack Hussein Obama, and only one man can save the nation. That man is Rick Santorum.

Rick Santorum will combat the evils of abortion!

Rack Santorum was given to us by God to lead us away from sinfulness. Santorum is God’s choice for president in 2016! Rick Santorum rejects gay marriage. Rick Santorum rejects atheism! Rick Santorum rejects legalized marijuana and man-on-dog! Rick Santorum isn’t a Demoncrat. No he is not. Rick Santorum is a Godly True Christian Republican, an outstanding member of God’s party and a close friend of our greatest president, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush with God’s choice for president, Rick Santorum!

We must elect Rick Santorum in 2016 to end this string of natural disasters in America. A vote for Rick Santorum is a vote against landslides and floods and earthquakes. A vote for Rick Santorum is a vote against hurricanes and deaths. Why is this possible? Because a vote for Rick Santorum is a vote for Jesus! Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president, and he should be yours as well!

Repent America, Repent!

We must end the American war on God. We must elect Rick Santorum in 2016.

From your Christian Friends,
Martin Baker and Jim SOlouki

101 Reasons Why America Needs Rick Santorum in 2016.

Did you know that Rick Santorum is God’s candidate for president in 2016? As Christians, we need to vote for him as president, and take back America for Jesus. Here, we leave you with a very short list of only 101 reasons why America needs Rick Santorum in 2016.

1) The Santorum Amendment. Rick Santorum is not afraid to challenge the teaching of atheistic Darwinism in the classroom! Santorum stands up for True Christian beliefs!
2) The family. Rick Santorum knows that marriage is between a man and a woman, and wants to keep it that way. God Created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Santorum will stop the Demoncrats’ assault on marriage and the family!
3) Obamacare. Rick Santorum hates it and as president would repeal it. Enough said.
4) Abortion. Rick Santorum is against it. Santorum knows that even a post-rape pregnancy is a gift from God, and Santorum chooses life, not death.
5) Gun Control. Santorum, as a Republican, is against it. Santorum knows that guns don’t kill people, people do.
6) Responsibility. Rick Santorum believes that Americans should behave responsibly and be held accountable for their actions.
7) Wellfare. Rick Santorum would repeal it. Why? Because Jesus wouldn’t want a Christian society to give worthless drug addicts more money!
8) Sodomy. Rick Santorum hates it. In an America led by Rick Santorum, man and dog would once again be able to coexist peacefully, and dogs would no longer have to fear sodomy!
9) Homosexuality. Rick Santorum abhors homosexuality, and would find many great ways to ferret it out of our culture!
10) Communism. Rick Santorum would defend America from the Communists that the Demoncrats have forgotten all about!
11) The ACLU. Rick Santorum will defend True Christians from the Atheist Communist Lawyers Union and protect Christian beliefs!
12) Church and State. Rick Santorum knows that the establishment clause in the Constitution was meant by our founding fathers to protect Christianity from heathen beliefs such as Islam and Buddhism. This is a True Christian candidate at his core!
13) Contraception. As president, Rick Santorum would outlaw it! Everyone knows that birth control is only used by horny, adulterous sinners that can’t control their animalistic urges!
14) The Death Penalty. Rick Santorum would support it. If you kill 15 babies and rape 6 women, with Rick Santorum as president, we will kill you back! A Demoncrat president would only slap you on the wrist and put you in a cell with a homosexual African-American guy named Bubba!
15) Mormonism. Unlike Mit(tens) Romney, Rick Santorum is not a Mormon. He is a True Christian! He will lead with God as his guide, much like Reagan, Jimmy Carter, and George W. Bush!

16) Iran. Rick Santorum would not appease Iran. Rick Santorum knows that what Obama is doing with the Iranians is no better than what the Europeans did with Hitler. This will only cause us trouble in the long run.
17) Christmas! Unlike the Demoncrats, who celebrate solstice and festivus, Santorum will fight against the war on Christmas!
18) Faith. Rick Santorum is not afraid to stand by his faith, unlike Obama, who is trying to hide the fact that he is a Muslim!
19) North Korea. Rick Santorum knows that North Korea is not the best Korea, and would lead the North Koreans to democracy and freedom.
20) Nukes. Rick Santorum would responsibly control our nuclear arsenal. Under Obama, the protectors of our nuclear weapons are sleeping on the job. Under Santorum, this would not happen!
21) Iraq. Santorum voted for the War in Iraq and helped remove the ungodly leader Saddam Hussein from power!
22) Libya. Unlike Obama, Rick Santorum never supported Gaddhafi. Santorum abhors dictators in all forms.
23) The Bible. Rick Santorum will defend the presence of the Bible in our classrooms.
24) Science. Rick Santorum will make sure that ungodly atheistic science is not taught unchallenged in the classroom!
25) The Ten Commandments. Rick Santorum will stop them from being removed from our public buildings!

These heathens are removing the 10 Commandments from a public building in America. If Santorum was president, he would have stopped this!

26) Pornography. As president, Rick Santorum would fight against the pandemic of porn facing America today!
27) Viability. Unlike Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin, who are True Christians but are women and therefore belong in the home and the kitchen rather than in public office (the Bible teaches, after all, that man and woman were created for different roles), Santorum is a True Christian man that is made ready for office!
28) The Budget. Rick Santorum voted to cut federal spending in 2005!
29) The deficit. For Santorum, cutting the federal deficit is a priority, not an option.
30) Plan B. According to Rick Santorum, the morning after or “plan B” pill is a form of abortion, and dangerous. We concur.
31) Patriotism. Santorum voted yes on a bill outlawing flag desecration.
32) Sexual orientation and hate crimes. Rick Santorum voted against declaring crimes against homosexuality as hate crimes. And that is a good thing. Those filthy homosexual faggots do not deserve protection.
33) Wiretapping. Santorum supports it as a weapon of choice against terrorism. We concur. Let’s beat the terrorists any way we can!
34) Flag burning. Santorum voted against that too!
35) Homosexuals in the office. Santorum knows that it shouldn’t be job discrimination if someone refuses to hire someone on the basis of sexuality. Who really wants to work with a homosexual anyway?
36) Civil Rights. Rick Santorum supports Civil Rights. Heck, he even spearheaded the issuing of a stamp commemorating Rosa Parks!

37) Jobs. Santorum is against giving tax subsidies to evil corporations that move formerly American jobs overseas! Santorum wants to protect the American worker!
38) Business. Rick Santorum has a 100% Pro Business voting record!
39) Prayer in schools. Rick Santorum only wants to give federal aid to good Christian schools that still have allow prayer! Santorum is a True Christian candidate!
40) The Pledge of Allegiance. Rick Santorum knows that America is and will always be One Nation Under GOD!
41) Creationism. Rick Santorum believes in it and embraces it, and you should too.
42) Global Warming. Rick Santorum rejects it and knows that it is a myth!
43) English. Rick Santorum knows that English is the only American language and has stated that Puerto Rico would have to adopt it as an official language before becoming a state!
44) Atheism. Rick Santorum rejects it, and as president, Santorum will fight against the atheist war on Christianity!
45) Did you know that Rick Santorum is Bill O’Reilly’s favorite candidate for president?
46) If on the platform, Rick Santorum would surely be supported by our great former president George W. Bush.
47) Speaking of Bush, Santorum was one of Bush’s strongest allies in the congress!
48) Torture. Santorum knows that waterboarding is not torture, and that we should treat Islamic extremists as harshly as possible since they aren’t even real people, they’re Muslim heathens that deserve contempt!
49) Contraception and health care. Rick Santorum would fight Obama’s evil plan to require all employers to provide contraception for their workers!
50) Planned Parenthood. Rick Santorum hates Planned Parenthood, and you should too!

51) Dinosaurs. Rick Santorum knows that man and dinosaurs coexisted at the same time!
52) Homeschooling. Rick Santorum rejects the ungodly path that America’s schools are heading down and homeschooled his children to make sure that they received a good Christian upbringing!
53) Separation of Church and State. Rick Santorum has stated that the absolute separation of Church and State makes him nauseous. I agree! That was never intended by the founding fathers!
54) Higher education. Rick Santorum knows that Obama’s idea that every American should have a chance to go to college is snobbish! You don’t need college to do well in the workplace, and Santorum knows that.
55) Conservatism. Rick Santorum is THE True Red Conservative!
56) Abstinence. Rick Santorum supports the funding of abstinence education.
57) Oil in the ANWR. Rick Santorum believes that we should allow drilling for oil in Alaska’s ANWR. Unlike the Demoncrats, Santorum actually wants to end our dependence on foreign oil!
58) Renewable energy. Rick Santorum voted against fake, so-called renewable sources of energy like ethanol which cause food shortages across the world.
59) Video games. Rick Santorum would fight to keep violent and heathenistic video games out of the hands of our children!
60) Violent videos. Rick Santorum also wants to protect our children from violent and sexually depraved videos!
61) Newt Gingrich. Rick Santorum is not afraid to criticize Gingrich for cheating on his wife and on two divorces. Santorum knows that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman, and that divorce destroys the sanctity of marriage.
62) Roe v. Wade. As president, Santorum would work to repeal it.
63) Background checks. Rick Santorum believes that background checks at gun shows are an unnecessary intrusion on privacy. We agree.

64) Rick Santorum knows that the war on terror and against Islam will be won or lost at home, on the shores of America.
65) Rick Santorum is a True Patriot that would refuse to give comfort to the enemy combatants that Obama is trying to try in a civil court of law!
66) Rick Santorum supports building a fence across the Mexican border.
67) Rick Santorum would actually fight against illegal aliens in the United States. These illegal aliens take away jobs from real Americans.
68) Rick Santorum also believes that illegal aliens don’t deserve Social Security. We agree!
69) Santorum also rightly rejects the idea that illegal aliens should have a path to American citizenship. These people are lying criminals and we should deport them!
70) Minimum wage. Rick Santorum voted against raising it because he understands the extra stress that it would put on American businesses.
71) Rick Santorum voted yes for the nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
72) As president, Santorum would appoint good conservative justices to the Supreme Court!
73) Rick Santorum knows that Iran is at the heart of the Iraq War!
74) Rick Santorum knows that Iraq was a playground for Islamic extremists before we invaded!
75) Rick Santorum knows that abortion is not a woman’s right, but rather an irresponsible, evil form of murder!

76) As president, Rick Santorum would support the teaching of Creation Science in our classrooms.
77) Rick Santorum is not only open to the death penalty, but he strongly favors it. We do too. Why should we spend millions of dollars feeding murderers when we can execute them and save money?
78) As president, Rick Santorum would win the war on drugs! Drug use is immoral and unChristian, and Santorum would fight against it.
79) Rick Santorum would support a full-scale ban on adult bookstores and “gentlemen’s clubs” (aka houses of adulterous smut).
80) Rick Santorum knows that the Patriot Act is necessary, and that it does not present any risk to civil liberties!
81) Unlike the Demoncrat hippies, Rick Santorum actually supports our troops and wants to fund the military. Forget Obama. Elect Santorum.
82) Rick Santorum doesn’t just talk about ending abortion. He also wrote the Partial Birth Abortion Ban of 2003! Santorum is a man of action, not just empty words!
83) Rick Santorum also sponsored an ammendment rejecting same-sex marriage! This man is a True Christian that respects the family!
84) While Obama wants to cut military spending, Rick Santorum supports giving all of our troops a pay raise.This man is a real patriot.
85) As president, Rick Santorum would once again give the Religious Right power.

86) Rick Santorum doesn’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them someone else’s money! He wants to get them out there to own their own money!
87) Rick Santorum knows that the real reason that Social Security is untenable is that we don’t have enough workers to support retirees.
88) Unlike Bill Clinton, Rick Santorum wouldn’t have an affair in the Oval Office!
89) Unlike Obama, Rick Santorum isn’t a liar.
90) Rick Santorum knows Jesus, and is a True Christian politician that would lead with Christian values.
91) Rick Santorum IS the sense of the senate!
92) “There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.”-Rick Santorum
93) “I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler. And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 — which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas — is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors.”-Rick Santorum
94) “You can say I’m a hater. But I would argue I’m a lover. I’m a lover of traditional families and of the right of children to have a mother and father. I would argue that the future of America hangs in the balance, because the future of the family hangs in the balance. Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?”-Rick Santorum

95)“What we should be teaching are the problems and holes and I think there are legitimate problems and holes in the theory of evolution. And what we need to do is to present those fairly from a scientific point of view. And we should lay out areas in which the evidence supports evolution and the areas in the evidence that does not.”-Rick Santorum
96)“I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion, I would advocate that any doctor that performs an abortion, should be criminally charged for doing so.”-Rick Santorum
97) “Almost 60,000 average Americans had the courage to go out and charge those beaches on Normandy, to drop out of airplanes who knows where, and take on the battle for freedom. Average Americans, the very Americans that our government now, and this president, does not trust to make a decision on your health care plan. Those Americans risked everything so they could make that decision on their health care plan.”-Rick Santorum
98) “The American Left hates Christendom. They hate Western civilization.”-Rick Santorum
99) “This is an issue just like 9-11. We didn’t decide we wanted to fight the war on terrorism because we wanted to. It was brought to us. And if not now, when? When the supreme courts in all the other states have succumbed to the Massachusetts version of the law?”-Rick Santorum on legalizing gay marriage.
100) “If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [homosexual] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.”-Rick Santorum


Vote for Rick Santorum in 2016. God’s Choice for President!

Hillary Clinton, the Devil’s Mistress

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is considering running for president of the United States in 2016? Barack Hussein Obama leaves the White House in 2016 after the 8 year great American mistake, and Hillary the Demoncrat wants to replace him. We must not let this happen! Obama is nothing more than a heathen Muslim socialist that wants to take Christ out of our schools and our courthouses, and he is in his second presidential term. As bad as Obama is, Hillary is even worse!!

Hillary Clinton; no better than Hitler

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is the wife of former US president Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton practiced adultery in the White House, the seat of power in the formerly great American nation. Hillary allowed this to happen, and went on to pursue a political career of her own so that she might also receive sexual favors. Much like Obama, Hillary Clinton supports gay marriage. However, what is worse is that Hillary is actually bisexual, as demonstrated by this newspaper headline and the letters that the article contains.

Proof of Hillary’s sins!

Hillary and her lover, from a potential 2016 campaign poster.

Even if Hillary was a good Christian woman, I would not support her running for president. Why? Because the Bible tells us that women should always be subservient to their men. If Hillary were president, then by right, Bill Clinton would be able to control her entire presidency and have his way with the nation. We all know what that means. Bill Clinton will once again be committing adultery and spitting on the Bible in the White House if Hillary is elected.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is a woman and should therefore not be president?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wears pants and power suits while she should instead wear dresses and other properly female attire?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is an agent of Satan?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton supports abortion, gay marriage, and other forms of murder?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton was senator of New York, Satan’s favorite state?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton once participated in Satanic rituals at Bohemian Grove?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wanted to put condoms, crack pipes, and sex toys on our national Christmas Tree while acting as First Lady? This is fact! My source is another True Christian Website, available here.
Did you know that Hillary Clinton believes that “it is God’s Law to kill babies”?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is a Demoncrat?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wants to take Christ out of Christmas?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is an evolutionist?
Did you know that as First Lady, Hillary Clinton practiced witchcraft and seances in the White House?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wants to take away guns…so that the government can more easily enslave its people?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton hates the Bible, God, Jesus, and all True Christians?

If you love Satan and hate America, vote for Hillary Clinton, the Devil’s Mistress, in 2016. If you are a True Christian, do the Christian thing and reject her. Make the Christian choice, friends. It is the only choice to make.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I approve this message. Please vote in the following poll.

Why atheism fails: Christopher Hitchens

Dear Christians,


We will share with you why atheism fails. The former sinner who has now been saved, Christopher Hitchens, is an example of why atheism fails. Instead of being in an eternity of torment and fire, Christopher Hitchens is enjoying an eternity of everlasting salvation with other good people such as Peter, Paul, Mother Teresa, Jesus, Mary, Jerry Falwell, and Moses.

As Hitchens was in his deathbed, death was slowly creeping up on him. He knew that Hell was coming upon him, so he called for salvation and embraced Christianity. We know this to be true since hospitals always have chaplains that do the Lord’s work, but there were also witnesses that saw this event. Furthermore, Jim and I prayed to the Holy Spirit, and we were told that Hitchens indeed turned to Christ! The Holy Spirit provided the evidence we searched. We also have some evidence that we will present.

Christopher Hitchens was not always the spiteful atheist as many like to view him. Although he was well known for his attacks against Christianity, he knew deep down in his heart of the miracles that Jesus performed. Hitchens always knew that anything as complicated as a pocketwatch could not have formed by itself, and that you can’t get something from nothing. Hitchens was always a fan of the Christian writer C.S. Lewis as you can see here: Hitchens was also friends with members of the Christian community such as Pastor Rick Warren. There was a moment of compassion that changed Hitchens when many Christians organized a “Pray for Hitchens Day” event on the internet. Perhaps Hitchens felt the compassion and the tolerance of the Christians that made him see the good of Christianity.

Besides Christopher Hitchens being an example of an atheist-turned-Christian, there are other examples. Look at Kirk Cameron, Ray Comfort, and Lee Strobel. These people mentioned were former atheists that soon came to know God and become saved. They are also true scholars of creation science.


With his good deeds and his call for salvation, Hitchens had the makings of a true Christian. He is enjoying company with the angels and all the other good people in Heaven. Hitchens made it to Heaven by removing the materialistic dogma that blinded him, so that he could see a new world of love, kindness, and peace. As his friend Rick Warren stated, “My friend Christopher Hitchens has died. I loved & prayed for him constantly & grieve his loss. He knows the Truth now.” Perhaps “Pray for Hitchens Day” worked. We know for a fact that Christopher turned from being a sinner to saved, and that he is happy in paradise. The evidence given in this blog post proves that Hitchens converted on his deathbed before death.

Accept Jesus as your personal savior and you will have everlasting salvation.

Your friends in Christ,

Martin and Jim

Elect Kony, president, 2012?

Dear Christian Friends,

What is up with all of this Kony 2012 nonsense? I have been walking through the streets of my home neighborhood and have been seeing all of these Kony 2012 posters. I have become curious, and did a google search. Kony comes up as Joseph Kony, Ugandan leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army.

Is Kony really a Christian militia leader?  Does he truly work for Christ? His body of work suggests otherwise. Reports show that Kony is responsible for the murder of hundreds of innocent African children.  This is not a Christian man. This is a sinner.

So why do Americans want to elect Kony as president in 2012? Don’t they realize that the dude is going to do nothing good for this nation? Perhaps he will create an army of American children to invade Africa?  And besides, wasn’t Kony born in Africa instead of America? Oh wait, I forgot, so was Obama, so that means Kony can be president.

Are you going to vote for Kony because he is the leader of the Lords Resistance Army? I pray that you will not, dear friends. There IS a true, American, Christian candidate that we can vote for. Let us pool our votes and elect Rick Santorum president of this great nation. He is anti-gay, anti-birth control, and anti-Satan. It would be an honor to live in a nation under his control.

So let us elect Santorum, 2012.

Yours in Christ,