What do these two men have in common? Both are sexual perverts, and unless Bill Clinton changes his ways drastically, both will spend an eternity in HELL!
Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that Martin and I were truly right about Michael Jackson burning in the fires of Hell for all eternity? Some of Jackson’s ungodly defenders came out and defended him on our first post on the topic, saying that Michael Jackson did not molest children, that he was innocent, that he was not guilty of those heinous crimes. You can see our original post here! The Truth is that Michael Jackson paid millions of dollars in hush money to silence his victims.
My brothers and sisters in Christ, the Holy Spirit spoke to us of the Truth of the Michael Jackson situation far before this came out, and we told you that he was in Hell. The ungodly heathens and Michael Jackson supporters, such as a certain Allison who commented often in defense of him, claimed that we just had to be wrong, that he was a good man, that he was of God. I will quote one such comment:
Dude relax why don’t u do some research on mj and learn something he’s a good man!”
Here’s some more research for you Allison. Michael Jackson most obviously was NOT a good man, and this further proves that he is even now burning in the fires of Hell forever. FOREVER. Heaven is like an exclusive club. Sinners and unsaved unwelcome. Know God, know peace. No God, no peace. Michael Jackson made all the wrong choices and now he’s being barbecued for his sins. Reject his ungodly work or you will join him.
Michael Jackson is clearly a pedophile who will be tormented by Satan forever. The Catholics should learn from his mistakes and stop touching the altar boys. This is one of many reasons why God hates the Roman Catholic Church and why the Catholics are of Satan too. We can only hope that Michael Jackson is being tortured extra hard this Easter Sunday as punishment for the suffering that his sins inflicted on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
My brothers and sisters in Christ, let us reject Michael Jackson and all of his works. He was a bad tree, and a bad tree bears only bad fruit. He is of Satan and so is all his music. Let us remove Michael Jackson from our radios and our homes! It is time to take back our airways for Jesus. It is time to take back our radios for Christ!
From your True Christian friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.
creationsciencestudy 
Christ is risen!
He is risen indeed!
Michael Jackson has risen!
He has risen indeed–wait, he was never dead to begin with!
No, he can’t rise because he is burning in HELL!
He can’t rise because he ain’t dead numbskull. And I’m a universalist so ha!
He’s dead and he’s burning you heathen
He is not dead. He released this album here in the year 2010 almost a year and a half after his alleged “death” date.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(album)
And I am NOT a heathen nor do I believe Michael is burning.
http://catholic2007.blogspot.com/2014/02/francis-and-seven-kings-of-apocalypse.html
Let us all pray: http://jesusin2033.com/
http://www.prayerbook.com/HolyMass/OldMass/oldmass.htm
Username: A Believer
is actually Jim or Martin and is a Traditionalist Catholic. Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Martin and Jim are poes secretly supporting the Traditional Latin Mass.
Accusations of yours are false. I cannot understand any of you who visit this website if you find it fake or, as you call it, a poe. Some of us actually enjoy reading these messages from Jim and Martin and, therefore, of God Himself. The majority of comentators here have nothing better to do in their lives than to attack these two God-blessed writers who are doing their best at informing us about the wrongs of the planet we live on. You have the right to not agree with them, but don’t attack them, because you can always not-visit this site and go on with your life.
Jim and Martin, keep up with Lord’s work!
May God be your light.
Yours in Christ.
I visit this website because Martin and Jim and A Believer are some of the best jokesters on the web.
‘A Believer’, read THIS: ⛪
INDVLGENCE
In the Name of the Pope.
For the entire life, I, by virtve of the apoſtolic povver entrvſted to me, do abſolve thee from all eccleſiaſtical cenſvres, ivdgements, and pvniſhments vvhich thov mvſt have merited; beſides this, from all exceßes, ſins and crimes thov mayeſt have committed, hovvever great and ſhamefvl they may have been, and for vvhatever cavſe, even in thoſe caſes reſerved for ovr moſt Holy Father the Pope. I obliterate every taint of vnvirtves, all ſigns of infamy, vvhich thov mayeſt have received. I releaſe thee from all pvniſhments vvhich thov vvovld have in Pvrgatory. I permit thee again to participate in the ſacraments of the Chvrch. I incorporate thee again in the commvnity of the ſanctified, and replace thee in the ſtate of innocence and pvrity in vvhich thov vvert at the hovr of thy baptiſm. So that in the moment of thy death the door throvgh vvhich the ſinner enters the place of tortvre and pvniſhment vvill be cloſed, and that vvill be open to thee vvhich leads into the paradiſe of ioys. If thov ſhovldeſt not ſoon die, ſo ſhall this grace remain vnſhakeable vntil the end of thy life.
In the name of the Holy Father.
Amen.
I’m being completely seriou when I write here, newenglandsun.
And Cassandra von d’Nacht, I thank you for the indulgence, but I have already received the Universal Indulgence from Francis when I watched the Mass broadcast from St Peter’s Square. I am clean.
Martin and Jim are not serious though and you are both Martin and Jim.
newenglandsun, all of your guesses are and will remain to be wrong. My identity is irrelevant. I am trying to deliver a message and be part of the wonderful Christian community here.
Yours in Christ.
Martin and Jim are not Christians. They are ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTS!
Telling people a dead guy is a pedophile because “It is evident”! Is not reaearch. It’s jumping to conclusions. Based on nothing
telling people that the guy is dead in the first place based on zero evidence ain’t research.
BE SAVED
you do realize martin and jim think catholics go to hell, right?
There’s nothing wrong with the Eucharist. It is just as Divine as crossing oneself upon entering and leaving the church is.
I agree. But Martin and Jim don’t.
For the undereducated:
why?
I leave for a week and this is what happens!? A Believer returns, so does Vid! What ever next?
Meaning that this site does have followers working for Christ!
Both Vid and A Believer are Catholics. So do Catholics go to Hell or Heaven?
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
P̵h͡’͠ng̛l̡ui͞ m̧g̢l͏w̶’ǹa̵fh ͝Cthul͝h̕u R’ly̨eh w̛gah’nagl̨ ͡fhta͞g͜n
P̧ͦ̾̌ͣͪͦ͋̓͛͆́͏̶̬̳̱͖̳̱͈͇̗͈̬͕̩̦̠h͖͓̲͖̗ͬ͛̊̈́̐͑͋̇̃͘͠’ͭ̐̉ͩ͛ͭ̈̽̾ͮͨ̅ͧ̓̓̂̔ͦ͘͏̺͎̺̤̖͘͞ņ̋ͣͯͥͪ̌͏̧̣̳̤̣͇̗̭͎͕͎ͅg̵ͣ̀͋ͥ͐̍͋̊͟҉̸̭̟͔̥͞l̢̡̛̛͚̠̗̜̘̟̺̮̰̣̜͔̮͖̦͎ͥ̐̽̾̈́ͭͥ̈́́̌̈̚̚̚͟ͅͅȗ̶̵̡͈̫̲͔̳͇͔̻͖͉̖ͬ́͛̾ͬ͐̐̆͒͂̇͊ͭ͋͐̀͝i̴̲̟͕͕̗̮̩̪̗̙̥̽̐̈͊͛͘͢͡ ̞̯͈̠͒͂͛̑́͝͝m̢ͭ̓ͤ̈́̕̕͜҉̘͔̠̯̗̟̳͕͖͈̠͕̟͈̝̹g̢̞̻̲̟ͭ̅̒̽ͧͣ͌̾͛̾͒̀l̷̡̺͇̭̜̰͇̜̻̖͔̩̘͇̆ͨ̆͗͋͊͑͆̍ͪ̂̃ͩͫ͛̀w̵͍͔͓̩̼͇͊̀̒͂̾ͤ̐̒̀͟ͅ’̭͙̙͈̯̹̖͖͎̻̜̠̋ͨͫͧͪͭͦͣ̈̆̄̾̍ͭ̚̕͞͝ͅn̡̏́̃ͩ͆ͫ̎́ͮͪ͋̾͋̉ͧ̆͠͏̺̙̼͇̝͈̬͝ȁ̢̨͍͎̥̩͉̱̫̲͎͔̙̬̯̹̀̓̑́̽́ͮfͪ̆̉̏̀̇͋̑̌̓ͥ̆҉̴̨̙̯̟̝̜̗̞̼̭̳͢͞ͅh̷̰̜̯͖̟̰̞̟͛̉ͥ͒͂ͧ̍̀́͘ͅ ͎̲̤̝̲̺̬̥͓͓̝̠̱̥͓̹͔̅͐͋ͦ͒̂ͧ̿̈ͬ̌ͣ̀̚̕͠ͅÇ̧̫̜̭̬̲̙̹͕͖͚̥ͪ̇̈́͟t̷̸̡̖͇̮̬͖̘̝̄̾ͯ̓̅ͦ̾ͨ̃͆̾ͮͧ̋ͥ̉̇̓͠h̴̥̠͍̗̝̫͉ͤͪ̋̇̿̃̽̕͢͝͠ừ̻̱̫͙̣͓̠̮̟̖̬͊̐̈́̅ͯͦ̓̐̒̃̎l̙̦̱̭̺̲̘̻̗̦̞̤̘͍͚̗̣̙̊ͫ͑̿̽͒̽̆̍̇ͧͧ̑ͨ͘͠h̢͑͐͋̍̊͏͎̞̖̹͈u̵̡̪͉̞̖͕̜͔͔̘̬͓̤͛ͦ̈́͋͋̃̈̄ͪͦ͊̈́̚͠ͅ ̶̥͕̦̬̾̀ͩ͌̔̀͜R̡̙̮͓̲̖ͩ̓ͣͭ̇͌̐́͠͠’̴̨̲̘̲̙͙ͥͯ̂̾͗͆̇ͪ̋̊̚ͅļ̷ͮ̈̔̓͘͏̶̥͔̘͚̝͚̝͍̣̥̯̦̖͇͓y͂̅̆͌͏̵҉̻̪̤͚̝̙̖̬̯̠̳̹̜̣̹̝̙̭ͅe̸ͬ̍̒̓͂ͩ͂̆͆̽ͯͣ̉̋ͨ̚̚͠҉̙͚̱̘̲̩͙͚h̴̢̢͕̖̭̣̫̫͈͕̝̩̉̈͗͗͌ͮ̆̈́̃ͮ͐ͦ̈̄̇͌̉͢͢ ̬̜̼̱̲̟͙̠̙͈̖̖̼͍͔̪̄͂ͤ̉̄͋̈ͮ̐̕͢͡w̶̸̠̲̯̮̝̦̋̽̔ͩ͌̋ͦͫ̔̅̀͟͠ͅg̷̛̙͎͓͙̫̲̬̣̻͚͆̃ͬ̃ͅą̷̤͎̥̖͚̣̘̜ͣͪ̆̒̀̀̇̕͝ͅͅḩ̨̧̛͉̜̙̳̘̙̬̯̱̦̮̬̙̜̠̦̗̈̐̏͌̇̉̍̄ͥ͋̄ͧ̀͐͆ͣ͛̒͞ͅ’̸̧̡̻̬͚͇̦̟̼̲̙͙̣̫̹̟̪͎̪̎͌ͬ̒̅͌ͣ́̀͢ͅͅn̷̴̦͙͙͍͖̖̮̠̯̊̀ͨ̈́͒ͤ͊͂̍ͫͫ̎̋́ȁ̫̮̝̲̹͉̘͆ͫ̇͗̇ͬ͌͐̊͐͌̓ͣ̊ͦ̅̔͢͞g̶̨̛̖̞̣͍͎̩̰̙̗̫̦̩̙̰̳͚̙̙̉̆͛̊͂ͬͯ͟l̶̨̡̧̻͈̫̩̻͉͉͖͇̯͇̻̻̳ͧ̐̌͆ͣͦ̅́̚̚͢ ̡͉̺͙̟̱̹̖̜̹͎͓̺͔̺͕̥̬̩͙̊͛́̾͛̄̔̿̚͞f̴̢̘̱̜̗̬͇͗̆̐͗͐͡ͅh̢͔̘̣̣̤̱̜̺̗̲̳́ͮ̈̒̃͆̂̏̂̂͐̆̀̚t̎̇̒ͫ͋̎̎̄̋̿͗ͥͩͫ̑ͯͭ҉͔͚̼̪͎̰̱̮a̵̢̧̲̭̰̠̲ͣ̔ͩͪ̒̿ͤͤ̏̾͐̑̌ͮ͘ģ̛͖̯̲̟̣̹̼͈ͦ̍̋̈̉̽̌̈́ͣ͠n̷̶͈̭̙̞͔ͪ̒ͬ̒ͨ̋̈́ͮ̍͋̇̇͑̈ͯ͑ͨ̚͡
I know, Quentin! I’m becoming overwhelmed in a way. I’m not ever sure what should I think about some of the people here. This comedy has gone too far if you ask me. At least Vid and A Believer are both Catholics. What happened to SF PaperDragon?
Extra Points if you guess who this is!
SF PaperDragon by an actual dragon!
SF PaperDragon was eaten by an actual dragon.
😂 😂 😂
that is sad that sf paperdragon was eaten by an actual dragon and you are laughing so hard you are CRYIN?!?
Why shouldn’t I be? If your demise is being eaten by Thesaurus, God is merciful and sends you directly to heaven, no matter what you did in your life. 😂😎
lol! you stole my joke!
To the Writers of this article
7:21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
7:22 “On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’
7:23 “Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'”
Questions:
Q1) Are you doing the WILL of GOD? Where does it say in the Holy Bible, that you are supposed to judge people, and professed yourself as righteous beings?
Q2) Do you really believe that GOD will allow you to enter the gate of heaven with all these barking around judging people? Where does it say in the Bible that you will be allowed to enter the Kingdom of heaven with all the attacks?
About more than 1.3 Billion Catholics, some infiltrators by Satan tried to destroy GOD’s Church, but does it prevail? NO WAY. GOD will always TRIUMPH over SATAN. There’re evil Popes, Bishops, Priests were seen in hell, but there’re Popes, … Priests were seen in heaven. POPE Pius Xii was seen in heaven. Many preachers, … Baptists, Methodists…were seen in hell.
SATAN has infiltrated not just the Church, but all Churches including families and communities in the whole world. Be careful what you have said and acted. Do not try to take GOD’s job to be yours. GOD is our Savior, and also HE is also the JUDGE who judges us.
*What the heck your people try to accomplish? You bash Catholics, when the former POPEs wore gold and sat on the throne, you still bash POPE when POPE Francis chose to live poor following our LORD, so other poor suffering souls can eat. Then you called him an anti-POPE.
POPEs or no POPE, Preachers should follow the LORD’s Path, why should they live like Kings or Queens? POPE Francis took vows of Humility, Chastity, Poverty and Obedience, and you hate him? If you hate him, then you belong to SATAN.
This is getting too ridiculous. 😦 You dare to attack the LORD and said His Church now Satan’s Church? Are you that serious? 😦
Vid
a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST
You are probably just a CharmCaster in reality, pretending to be a ‘martyr’ of Jesus Christus. Am I right, Vid?
My favourite part of this faux-godly site: https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/about/ aka WALL OF FAME. You may contribute, but, please, stick to the thématique (i.e. mysticism, Tarot, old manuscrpits, witchcraft and everything sinister, macabre, gothique and similar)! Let us enjoy it. 🎃 👻 💀 🎭 ⛄ 🍁
God LOVES Michael Jackson because God is LOVE! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
>The Illogical Reaper says:
>April 8, 2015 at 6:39 am
>I could sit here, and explain to your why EVERYTHING you just said is >bullshit, but you clearly don’t give a shit. I don’t agree with you point of >view, therefore you won’t even consider mine. Bigotry at it’s finest.
Answer: Reaper, 🙂 you can never explain anything logically, because you’re programmed. You can never prove why you exist? or why everything in your body exist, etc… What a waste of time and life.
And don’t tell me that every-things came from nothing.
* No way jose that NOTHING can produce or create Something. Whoever invented yours, it needs to re-design a new you again to be sure you can rationalize like a civilized being. Now you are a primitive robot of idiot and mad Atheist. Atheists are bigots such as yourself.
>The Illogical Reaper says:
>April 9, 2015 at 11:23 pm
>He has a bit of a persecution complex, which most christians have. >Fortunately, you don’t seem to have one.
Answer: 🙂 See you have often looked for helps to support your bigotry and stupidity. Because you have fear of the unknown things, that you cannot use Logic to prove.
Yep, I will be a Martyr for the Lord JESUS CHRIST, why should I have fear of the Beasts want to kill me?
I am never afraid of the beasts want to kill me if troubles comes upon this generation. They can only kill my body, but they can never kill my soul. I only fear the ONE who can kill both my body and my soul.
“DO NOT be afraid of those who who kill the body, but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the ONE who can destroy both soul and body in hell”. Matthew 10:28
BTW: Your supporter is not a Christian, but a Mormon. It does not help you anything, nor can save you. Hahaha… 🙂
Vid
I’ll be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST
😪😪😪 😫😫😫 😂😂😂 😈😈😈
Vid, you’re boring. B-O-R-I-N-G. It is YOU who repeats himself like a robot: ‘Illogical Reaper, you’re a robot … Illogical Reaper, you’re programmed … Illogical Reaper, you have a circuit …’
GIVE. ME. A. BREAK.
ÞOV HAVE IVST BEEN CVRSED BY ME, A POVVERFUL VVITCH! DO NOT SAY ÞOV ART VNTOVCHABLE, BECAVSE I AM MORE POVVERFUL ÞAN YOVR DEITY, ÞY GOD. I AM ABOVE HIM! BEVVARE! ÞY ENDE IST NEARE!!! ÞOV CAN PRAYEST PATER NOSTER AND ALL OÞER CHRISTIAN PRAYERS ÞOV KNOVVEST; NONE OF ÞEM CAN’Þ HELP ÞEE. ÞOV ART DOOMED FOREVER, VID! TVRN AROVND NOVV, VID, AND ÞOV MAY STILLE BE SAVED! COME TO ÞINE TRVE DEITY: SATAN HIMSELF! HE VVELCOMEÞ ÞEE IN HIS KINGDOMME OF ETERNALL PLEASVRE. ÞY PAÞ HAÞ BEEN SEALED BY ME, «CAẞANDRA ÞE VVITCH», INFLVENCING ÞY FATE IN A NEGATIVE VVAY, ÞERE IST NOÞING ÞOV CANST DO NOVV.
There is a nice chronogramme hidden within this curse aimed to doom our dearest Vid, the living martyr of Jesus Christus: M+M+V+V+V (bold letters) = MMXV (the year of 2015).
Enjoy! 😇 👼 🎭
Vid, you’re the figure on the right!
if jim and martin allowed comments for their most recent post, they’d get a bunch of comments saying that the duck-billed platypus is actually the missing crocoduck link. 😳
Satan made this error on the post so it had to be reposted.
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.
Martin! Pray before you posted, next time. I gave my heart I meant my whole being to the LORD JESUS CHRIST, The Living GOD, and I pray every day, many times a day. Satan and his devils have a crippling weakness when confronted our GOD. The devils don’t want us to love and serve the Lord, and when we resist them, they are angry and going crazy, cursing like this witch 🙂 .
Vid
I’ll be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST
Your prayers cannot help thee, Vid; thou art doomed. Forever.
.live morf su reviled tub
,noitatpmet otni ton su dael dna
,su tsniaga ssapsert ohw esoht evigrof ew sa
,sessapsert ruo su evigrof dna
,daerb yliad ruo yad siht su eviG
.nevaeh ni si ti sa htrae no
enod eb lliw yhT
.emoc modgnik yhT
.eman yht eb dewollah
,nevaeh ni tra ohw rehtaF ruO