Did you know that Rick Santorum is God’s candidate for president in 2016? As Christians, we need to vote for him as president, and take back America for Jesus. Here, we leave you with a very short list of only 101 reasons why America needs Rick Santorum in 2016.
1) The Santorum Amendment. Rick Santorum is not afraid to challenge the teaching of atheistic Darwinism in the classroom! Santorum stands up for True Christian beliefs!
2) The family. Rick Santorum knows that marriage is between a man and a woman, and wants to keep it that way. God Created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Santorum will stop the Demoncrats’ assault on marriage and the family!
3) Obamacare. Rick Santorum hates it and as president would repeal it. Enough said.
4) Abortion. Rick Santorum is against it. Santorum knows that even a post-rape pregnancy is a gift from God, and Santorum chooses life, not death.
5) Gun Control. Santorum, as a Republican, is against it. Santorum knows that guns don’t kill people, people do.
6) Responsibility. Rick Santorum believes that Americans should behave responsibly and be held accountable for their actions.
7) Wellfare. Rick Santorum would repeal it. Why? Because Jesus wouldn’t want a Christian society to give worthless drug addicts more money!
8) Sodomy. Rick Santorum hates it. In an America led by Rick Santorum, man and dog would once again be able to coexist peacefully, and dogs would no longer have to fear sodomy!
9) Homosexuality. Rick Santorum abhors homosexuality, and would find many great ways to ferret it out of our culture!
10) Communism. Rick Santorum would defend America from the Communists that the Demoncrats have forgotten all about!
11) The ACLU. Rick Santorum will defend True Christians from the Atheist Communist Lawyers Union and protect Christian beliefs!
12) Church and State. Rick Santorum knows that the establishment clause in the Constitution was meant by our founding fathers to protect Christianity from heathen beliefs such as Islam and Buddhism. This is a True Christian candidate at his core!
13) Contraception. As president, Rick Santorum would outlaw it! Everyone knows that birth control is only used by horny, adulterous sinners that can’t control their animalistic urges!
14) The Death Penalty. Rick Santorum would support it. If you kill 15 babies and rape 6 women, with Rick Santorum as president, we will kill you back! A Demoncrat president would only slap you on the wrist and put you in a cell with a homosexual African-American guy named Bubba!
15) Mormonism. Unlike Mit(tens) Romney, Rick Santorum is not a Mormon. He is a True Christian! He will lead with God as his guide, much like Reagan, Jimmy Carter, and George W. Bush!
16) Iran. Rick Santorum would not appease Iran. Rick Santorum knows that what Obama is doing with the Iranians is no better than what the Europeans did with Hitler. This will only cause us trouble in the long run.
17) Christmas! Unlike the Demoncrats, who celebrate solstice and festivus, Santorum will fight against the war on Christmas!
18) Faith. Rick Santorum is not afraid to stand by his faith, unlike Obama, who is trying to hide the fact that he is a Muslim!
19) North Korea. Rick Santorum knows that North Korea is not the best Korea, and would lead the North Koreans to democracy and freedom.
20) Nukes. Rick Santorum would responsibly control our nuclear arsenal. Under Obama, the protectors of our nuclear weapons are sleeping on the job. Under Santorum, this would not happen!
21) Iraq. Santorum voted for the War in Iraq and helped remove the ungodly leader Saddam Hussein from power!
22) Libya. Unlike Obama, Rick Santorum never supported Gaddhafi. Santorum abhors dictators in all forms.
23) The Bible. Rick Santorum will defend the presence of the Bible in our classrooms.
24) Science. Rick Santorum will make sure that ungodly atheistic science is not taught unchallenged in the classroom!
25) The Ten Commandments. Rick Santorum will stop them from being removed from our public buildings!
These heathens are removing the 10 Commandments from a public building in America. If Santorum was president, he would have stopped this!
26) Pornography. As president, Rick Santorum would fight against the pandemic of porn facing America today!
27) Viability. Unlike Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin, who are True Christians but are women and therefore belong in the home and the kitchen rather than in public office (the Bible teaches, after all, that man and woman were created for different roles), Santorum is a True Christian man that is made ready for office!
28) The Budget. Rick Santorum voted to cut federal spending in 2005!
29) The deficit. For Santorum, cutting the federal deficit is a priority, not an option.
30) Plan B. According to Rick Santorum, the morning after or “plan B” pill is a form of abortion, and dangerous. We concur.
31) Patriotism. Santorum voted yes on a bill outlawing flag desecration.
32) Sexual orientation and hate crimes. Rick Santorum voted against declaring crimes against homosexuality as hate crimes. And that is a good thing. Those filthy homosexual faggots do not deserve protection.
33) Wiretapping. Santorum supports it as a weapon of choice against terrorism. We concur. Let’s beat the terrorists any way we can!
34) Flag burning. Santorum voted against that too!
35) Homosexuals in the office. Santorum knows that it shouldn’t be job discrimination if someone refuses to hire someone on the basis of sexuality. Who really wants to work with a homosexual anyway?
36) Civil Rights. Rick Santorum supports Civil Rights. Heck, he even spearheaded the issuing of a stamp commemorating Rosa Parks!
37) Jobs. Santorum is against giving tax subsidies to evil corporations that move formerly American jobs overseas! Santorum wants to protect the American worker!
38) Business. Rick Santorum has a 100% Pro Business voting record!
39) Prayer in schools. Rick Santorum only wants to give federal aid to good Christian schools that still have allow prayer! Santorum is a True Christian candidate!
40) The Pledge of Allegiance. Rick Santorum knows that America is and will always be One Nation Under GOD!
41) Creationism. Rick Santorum believes in it and embraces it, and you should too.
42) Global Warming. Rick Santorum rejects it and knows that it is a myth!
43) English. Rick Santorum knows that English is the only American language and has stated that Puerto Rico would have to adopt it as an official language before becoming a state!
44) Atheism. Rick Santorum rejects it, and as president, Santorum will fight against the atheist war on Christianity!
45) Did you know that Rick Santorum is Bill O’Reilly’s favorite candidate for president?
46) If on the platform, Rick Santorum would surely be supported by our great former president George W. Bush.
47) Speaking of Bush, Santorum was one of Bush’s strongest allies in the congress!
48) Torture. Santorum knows that waterboarding is not torture, and that we should treat Islamic extremists as harshly as possible since they aren’t even real people, they’re Muslim heathens that deserve contempt!
49) Contraception and health care. Rick Santorum would fight Obama’s evil plan to require all employers to provide contraception for their workers!
50) Planned Parenthood. Rick Santorum hates Planned Parenthood, and you should too!
51) Dinosaurs. Rick Santorum knows that man and dinosaurs coexisted at the same time!
52) Homeschooling. Rick Santorum rejects the ungodly path that America’s schools are heading down and homeschooled his children to make sure that they received a good Christian upbringing!
53) Separation of Church and State. Rick Santorum has stated that the absolute separation of Church and State makes him nauseous. I agree! That was never intended by the founding fathers!
54) Higher education. Rick Santorum knows that Obama’s idea that every American should have a chance to go to college is snobbish! You don’t need college to do well in the workplace, and Santorum knows that.
55) Conservatism. Rick Santorum is THE True Red Conservative!
56) Abstinence. Rick Santorum supports the funding of abstinence education.
57) Oil in the ANWR. Rick Santorum believes that we should allow drilling for oil in Alaska’s ANWR. Unlike the Demoncrats, Santorum actually wants to end our dependence on foreign oil!
58) Renewable energy. Rick Santorum voted against fake, so-called renewable sources of energy like ethanol which cause food shortages across the world.
59) Video games. Rick Santorum would fight to keep violent and heathenistic video games out of the hands of our children!
60) Violent videos. Rick Santorum also wants to protect our children from violent and sexually depraved videos!
61) Newt Gingrich. Rick Santorum is not afraid to criticize Gingrich for cheating on his wife and on two divorces. Santorum knows that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman, and that divorce destroys the sanctity of marriage.
62) Roe v. Wade. As president, Santorum would work to repeal it.
63) Background checks. Rick Santorum believes that background checks at gun shows are an unnecessary intrusion on privacy. We agree.
64) Rick Santorum knows that the war on terror and against Islam will be won or lost at home, on the shores of America.
65) Rick Santorum is a True Patriot that would refuse to give comfort to the enemy combatants that Obama is trying to try in a civil court of law!
66) Rick Santorum supports building a fence across the Mexican border.
67) Rick Santorum would actually fight against illegal aliens in the United States. These illegal aliens take away jobs from real Americans.
68) Rick Santorum also believes that illegal aliens don’t deserve Social Security. We agree!
69) Santorum also rightly rejects the idea that illegal aliens should have a path to American citizenship. These people are lying criminals and we should deport them!
70) Minimum wage. Rick Santorum voted against raising it because he understands the extra stress that it would put on American businesses.
71) Rick Santorum voted yes for the nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
72) As president, Santorum would appoint good conservative justices to the Supreme Court!
73) Rick Santorum knows that Iran is at the heart of the Iraq War!
74) Rick Santorum knows that Iraq was a playground for Islamic extremists before we invaded!
75) Rick Santorum knows that abortion is not a woman’s right, but rather an irresponsible, evil form of murder!
76) As president, Rick Santorum would support the teaching of Creation Science in our classrooms.
77) Rick Santorum is not only open to the death penalty, but he strongly favors it. We do too. Why should we spend millions of dollars feeding murderers when we can execute them and save money?
78) As president, Rick Santorum would win the war on drugs! Drug use is immoral and unChristian, and Santorum would fight against it.
79) Rick Santorum would support a full-scale ban on adult bookstores and “gentlemen’s clubs” (aka houses of adulterous smut).
80) Rick Santorum knows that the Patriot Act is necessary, and that it does not present any risk to civil liberties!
81) Unlike the Demoncrat hippies, Rick Santorum actually supports our troops and wants to fund the military. Forget Obama. Elect Santorum.
82) Rick Santorum doesn’t just talk about ending abortion. He also wrote the Partial Birth Abortion Ban of 2003! Santorum is a man of action, not just empty words!
83) Rick Santorum also sponsored an ammendment rejecting same-sex marriage! This man is a True Christian that respects the family!
84) While Obama wants to cut military spending, Rick Santorum supports giving all of our troops a pay raise.This man is a real patriot.
85) As president, Rick Santorum would once again give the Religious Right power.
86) Rick Santorum doesn’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them someone else’s money! He wants to get them out there to own their own money!
87) Rick Santorum knows that the real reason that Social Security is untenable is that we don’t have enough workers to support retirees.
88) Unlike Bill Clinton, Rick Santorum wouldn’t have an affair in the Oval Office!
89) Unlike Obama, Rick Santorum isn’t a liar.
90) Rick Santorum knows Jesus, and is a True Christian politician that would lead with Christian values.
91) Rick Santorum IS the sense of the senate!
92) “There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.”-Rick Santorum
93) “I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler. And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 — which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas — is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors.”-Rick Santorum
94) “You can say I’m a hater. But I would argue I’m a lover. I’m a lover of traditional families and of the right of children to have a mother and father. I would argue that the future of America hangs in the balance, because the future of the family hangs in the balance. Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?”-Rick Santorum
95)“What we should be teaching are the problems and holes and I think there are legitimate problems and holes in the theory of evolution. And what we need to do is to present those fairly from a scientific point of view. And we should lay out areas in which the evidence supports evolution and the areas in the evidence that does not.”-Rick Santorum
96)“I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion, I would advocate that any doctor that performs an abortion, should be criminally charged for doing so.”-Rick Santorum
97) “Almost 60,000 average Americans had the courage to go out and charge those beaches on Normandy, to drop out of airplanes who knows where, and take on the battle for freedom. Average Americans, the very Americans that our government now, and this president, does not trust to make a decision on your health care plan. Those Americans risked everything so they could make that decision on their health care plan.”-Rick Santorum
98) “The American Left hates Christendom. They hate Western civilization.”-Rick Santorum
99) “This is an issue just like 9-11. We didn’t decide we wanted to fight the war on terrorism because we wanted to. It was brought to us. And if not now, when? When the supreme courts in all the other states have succumbed to the Massachusetts version of the law?”-Rick Santorum on legalizing gay marriage.
100) “If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [homosexual] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.”-Rick Santorum
101) JESUS LOVES RICK SANTORUM, AND YOU SHOULD TOO!
Vote for Rick Santorum in 2016. God’s Choice for President!