The Platypus, the Atheist’s Worst Nightmare!

Behold, the atheist’s worst nightmare: The duck-billed platypus!

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When you look at the platypus, you see that it has a beak which is exactly like a bird. Darwinists go by the world view that dinosaurs turned into birds, but platypus has a beak! We see no dinosaurs with beaks, but the scientists ignore this problem and want us to believe that birds came from dinosaurs. Now that is silly stuff!

Did you know the Darwinists will not tell you what is wrong with evolution?

Did you know the Darwinists will not tell you what is wrong with evolution?

The Platypus is also the only mammal with venomous spines, and we do not hear of other mammals that are venomous. The other animals that are venomous, such as snakes and spiders, are NOT mammals. How can the evilutionist community explain this without making silly cartoon sketches and worshiping that silly mesozoic mythology? How can a rat mate with a viper to produce a platypus? Checkmate, atheists!

Another problem is that the platypus lays eggs! No other mammal is known to lay eggs and this is another problem that you will never hear from the atheists. Because the platypus lays eggs, this disproves evolution and proves that this mammal is another unique kind created in God’s image.

As Christians, we must simply say NO to evolution. A belief in evolution causes school shootings, rape, murder, pornography, lust, homosexuality, communism, Nazism, and other sins. Remember to vote Rick Santorum for 2016. He promises to stop evolution from being taught in the schools.

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Martin Baker and Jim Soloukii

135 thoughts on “The Platypus, the Atheist’s Worst Nightmare!

  1. hey! it’s the missing crocoduck link!

  2. jrj1701 says:

    You are letting newenglandsun comment and you still haven’t approved my comments, what a joke.

  3. “No other mammal is known to lay eggs and this is another problem that you will never hear from the atheists.”
    FALSE! The echidna also lays eggs.

  4. “How can the evilutionist community explain this without making silly cartoon sketches and worshiping that silly mesozoic mythology?”
    Don’t you mean deluvian mythology seeing as there was no mesozoic era?

    • Vid says:

      >newenglandsun says:
      >April 14, 2015 at 12:19 am
      >They’re all fully God but the Father is not the Son, is not the Holy >Ghost etc. with the others.

      Question: Are you saying We worship THREE GODS?

      John Chapter 1:1-15
      1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

      2 The same was in the beginning with God.

      3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

      4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

      5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

      6 There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.

      7 The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.

      8 He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.

      9 That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.

      10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.

      11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

      12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

      13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.

      14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

      15 John bare witness of him, and cried, saying, This was he of whom I spake, He that cometh after me is preferred before me: for he was before me.

      John Chapter 5:7-5:8
      7 “For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost; and these THREE ARE ONE.
      8 “And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood; and these Three agree in ONE”.

      The TRINITY is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. These THREE Are ONE GOD.GOD is infinitely greater than all Intelligent Beings, of course than us, so do not expect that we are able to understand HIM. HE is GOD, He can manifest to be the Son, and the Holy Spirit or the Comforter.
      Paper Dragon is a Mormon (Alien Religion dictated by the entity named Moroni), therefore, she does not believe in TRINITY nor Mormons believe that Jesus Christ died on the CROSS can save them either..

      Vid
      ‘ll be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST the Living GOD.

  5. “As Christians, we must simply say NO to evolution. A belief in evolution causes school shootings, rape, murder, pornography, lust, homosexuality, communism, Nazism, and other sins.”
    Wow! I was wondering why the Bible was so confusing and why Lot’s daughters raped him and why Cain killed Abel. They all believed in evolution–the cause of rape and murder! And I just recounted in Romiah 8:31-62 there was a school shooting. Verse 62 concludes: “this is a warning not to teach evolution in schools.”

  6. “When you look at the platypus, you see that it has a beak which is exactly like a bird. Darwinists go by the world view that dinosaurs turned into birds, but platypus has a beak! We see no dinosaurs with beaks, but the scientists ignore this problem and want us to believe that birds came from dinosaurs. Now that is silly stuff!”
    That is silly. Especially since the platypus is a mammal.

  7. Wh<strongen you look at the platypus, you see that it has a beak which is exactly like a bird. Darwinists go by the world view that dinosaurs turned into birds, but platypus has a beak! We see no dinosaurs with beaks, but the scientists ignore this problem and want us to believe that birds came from dinosaurs. Now that is silly stuff!”

    WOW! My favourite Christian bloggers worship Satan! I’m upset now beyond all rational measure.

  8. Vid says:

    Atheists are bigots. They like to brag and bark, but they’re the ones who fear death the most.

    Voltaire was the most famous atheist and the most aggressive antagonists of the Church. He wrote a lot of things attacking the Christians, and even said of the Lord Jesus Christ, “Curse the wretch. In 20 years, Christianity will be no more. My single hand will destroy the edifice it took 12 apostles to rear.” On his deathbed, Voltaire cried out to GOD, and begged his physician to help him.
    “I am abandoned by God and man. I will give you half of what I am worth if you will give me six months of life. Then I shall go to hell …”
    Then his physician replied “No I cannot”

    Too many more Atheists that cried out to God, and one of them was Anthony Flew. He wrote a book “There Is a God: How the World’s Most Notorious Atheist Changed His Mind”.

    Hopefully little reaper will follow this path. 🙂

    Vid
    a child of the most High God

    • Lay off Reaper Vid. But yes, I kind of agree with you. That reminds me of a talk by Jeffery R. Holland which Jimandmartin need to watch. They’ll like what he has to say about Mr. Dawkins. My favorite quote: “Dawkins passed away recently and may have new views on the idea [that there is no divine plan for the human race.] So funny. Even Martinandjim have to appreciate that one.

      • Vid says:

        >SF PaperDragon says:
        >April 13, 2015 at 4:11 pm
        >Lay off Reaper Vid.

        Answer: Yes, lil reaper’s Mommy.
        If you want your litle reaper to travel with you to Kolob planet, i’m afraid little reaper may mess up your planet. Little reaper has to be re-design if you want peace in Kolob planet.

        Richard Dawkins is a confused man, he talked of hell, go figure.

        Vid

        I’ll be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST

      • Not cool, Vid. That was a very un-Christlike, mocking thing to say. Don’t reference things like Kolob because you don’t know what you’re talking about and need to do research first. This is still the same Vid, right? Also, not sure if you were criticizing me about it or not, but what Elder Holland meant is that Richard Dawkins is dead and wherever he is, if there is an afterlife, then certainly he is not an atheist anymore because he is in an afterlife which I believe is according to Mormonism but others may believe differently.

      • >Vid says:
        >April 13, 2015 at 8:31 pm
        >Yes lil reaper’s Mommy.

        If I was Reaper’s mom he’d have learned not to swear by now.

    • Martin Baker says:

      Amen, Vid. Reaper is an agent of Satan that wants everyone to do as they want, such as stealing, as if there is no God watching us.

    • All of you are so adorable.

    • Alienfan says:

      your signature is still funny 😄

  9. jrj1701 says:

    Interesting that you are endorsing Santorum’s bid for POTUS, Jim and Martin. I would of thought that you would go with Cruz, he is more your flavor of crazy.

  10. Let me translate this post: “its too complex, it coudn’t have evolved. Therefore god.”
    Shut up.

  11. But… I like Platipi. They’re so majeatical

  12. Vid, seriously what is wrong with you? I think you’ve changed or something because I used to think you were smart.

    • Wait, Vid was smart? He’s changed, but from an idiot defending an idiot into something that I can only describe as insane.

      • You only thought he was an idiot before because he believes in God.

      • Vid says:

        Lil reaper. I am just a simple person. I am not rich like all my friends who have houses, cars and lots of money to spend. But I am the happiest person alive for I am able to donate little money I have earned to feed the poor. You can describe me as anything you like :), but one thing you ought to know I can invent a better robot than whoever made you. 🙂 Hahaha…

      • Wait a second. Are you saying you’re homeless? Holy shit.

    • Vid says:

      SF P.dragon.
      I don’t need you or any body to flatter whether I am smart or not smart. I can careless. I share my opinions based on what I have learned and knew about. You can choose to rebuke or agree with my comments it is up to you.

      Since when that you knew me and knew that my ideology towards a nepotism?

      • I can care less means you DO care. (At least a little.) Don’t be a MORAN ( 😆 ) Okay whatever. also I’m not Reaper’s mommy. Why do you think he’s a robot?

  13. Vid says:

    >SF PaperDragon says:
    >April 13, 2015 at 10:43 pm
    >Not cool, Vid. That was a very un-Christlike,

    Which Christ are you referring to? Your Mormon Christ? Islam Christ? There’re too many Christ used by many Cults this day. So which one? Your Christ is different from the Holy Bible CHRIST I knew and follow.

    > mocking thing to say.

    I mocked because you appeared like you’re Lil reaper’s Mommy. Lil reaper does not need you be his chaperon.

    >Don’t reference things like Kolob because you don’t know what you’re >talking about and need to do research first.

    Oh really? If I didn’t do the research, do you think I’d have known Kolob found in the Mormon scripture? It is found in the book of Abraham translated by Joseph Smith (JS) himself from Egyptian papyrus scroll and was canonized in 1880 by LDS inc. as part of Pearl of great price. The same papyrus that the Egyptologists identified as a common Egyptian funerary texts.

    >This is still the same Vid, right?
    Of course, the same Vid as always. Born in Cambodia from a very poor Buddhist family. The same kid who survived from the killing field.

    >Also, not sure if you were criticizing me about it or not, but what Elder >Holland …

    No I didn’t, I only clarified that Dawkins believes in Hell, therefore he still believes in GOD in the Holy Bible not Mormon’s God.

    Vid
    I’ll be a Martyr for a True JESUS CHRIST, The LIVING GOD.

  14. Clever questions Jimandmartin can’t answer!
    If baptism for the dead is a Mormon lie, then why is it mentioned in 1 Corinthians?
    If you are not satirists why do you get things wrong in ways one only could by doing it on purpose?
    If True Christianism is ACTUALLY True, why can you not defend it properly?
    If “True Christianism” is True, then why can people who are not part of the ACTUAL True Church (because we can’t all be right) disprove your arguments, whether you take them into account or not?
    If True Christianism is True, why do you never acknowledge the main points of our arguments?

    • Vid says:

      If Jim and Martin don’t want to waste time to answer, then let me answer.
      Mormonism was found by Joseph Smith (JS). He was contacted by Aliens, one of them named Moroni appeared to him when he was teen. Mormonism is one of the Alien religions.
      Mormons have tried to blend themselves with the Christianity to fool the people, although they don’t believe that our true CHRIST who died on the cross can save them, they still use their Church name LDS Church of Jesus Christ.
      Mormons do not believe in Jesus Christ in the Holy Bible, that’s the fact. JS changed the words of GOD guided by the entity named Moroni.
      .
      They try to do everything to keep their business empire LDS.INC alive about 7 billion US dollars/year from their members who contribute 10% of their incomes. So many of them left but their names have not been removed. They go around the world baptizing the dead for they said “we do baptism of the dead because it’s in Corinthians 15:29.
      The facts these Alien religion known as Mormonism completely misunderstood what Paul said.

      Paul said “Otherwise, what will those do who are baptized for the dead? If the dead are not raised at all, why then are they baptized for them?” They didn’t read nor properly studied all the Chapters and the Verses what Paul said.
      Likewise, the Muslims too claimed that GOD promised to send a prophet for them, but the facts the Muslims did not want to admit that Moses was the son of ISRAEL (Jacob) the son of Isaac, the son of Abraham.

      There’re not much different between Mu and JS. They both were contacted by angels, and they both were adulterers and child molesters.

      BTW: Dr. John Ballou Newbrough was also contacted by Aliens in 1800’s called themselves Angels or Ambassadors of GOD. Muhammad, Joseph Smith and Dr. John Ballou Newbrough… were contacted by Angels. To know Dr. John Ballou Newbrough, search for a new age Bible called Aohspe.

      “Many false prophets will arise and mislead many” Matthew 24:11

      To me I strongly believe that those angels were SATAN and his intelligent Devils army that have tried to deceive human beings to fill up his Hell kingdom.

      Vid
      a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST The LIVING GOD..

  15. Vid says:

    >SF PaperDragon says:
    >April 14, 2015 at 12:39 am
    >I can care less means you DO care. (At least a little.) Don’t be a >MORAN ( 😆 ) Okay whatever. also I’m not Reaper’s mommy. Why >do you think he’s a robot?

    If you admitted that you aren’t Lil reaper’s Mommy, why do you want to know why why do I think Lil reaper is a robot?

    Vid

    a child of the Most High GOD


  16. I am not a robot nor a satan spawn. I am a being of death,

  17. Vid says:

    Joseph Smith did not just mock the Disciples of the Living GOD, he even MOCKED GOD in flesh
    “I have more to boast of than any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such work as I (History of the Church, Vol.6, pp. 408-09)”.

    “Brigham Young stated in the Journal of Discourses Vol 7 Page 289 “no man or woman in this dispensation will ever inter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith.”

    From the History of Mormon. They claimed that no one can go to their celestial kingdom without Joseph Smith’s approval. So why did not the Mormon change the name of their Church to Church of Joseph Smith?

    Mormon teachings contradict the Holy Bible:
    “I am the Way, the True and the Life. No one can come to the Father except through me”. John 14:6

    Joseph Smith and Muhammad both were deceived by Satan. JS, Mu, BY (Brigham Young),… are now residing in a hell-fire planet somewhere in the constellation Cygnus.

    See your guys next month or summer 2015. 🙂

  18. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

  19. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Vid, HERE is YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR:

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  23. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Look how happy Jesus seems now that I entered this ‘blasphemy’ on this faux-godly site! He could not be more glad that I’m doing his work.

    • That whole comment there and the ones it refers to are blasphemous. This is not a true godly site, but it does not give you the right to blaspheme.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        For me, none of these sigils, Tarot Cards and, of course, Codex Gigas seem blasphemous or inappropriate; so why should I refrain from posting them?
        SF PaperDragon, I advise you to read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_the_Devil. It may come in handy when we shall see you in the next Judge Judy episode. 😈🎅💀👿 Just in case …

      • They are blasphemous to God.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        They are not blasphemous to my God and Goddess; and their religion is much older than the Bible itself …

        This is even better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God. It’s sad that Devil and God aren’t brave enough to show up in the courtroom.

      • Blasphemy. And yes, the Bible isn’t as old as time itself, but God is and so is Christianity.

      • jrj1701 says:

        SF PaperDragon with all due respect Christianity is only almost 2000 years old, yet God is older than time for He created it.

      • Wrong, Christianity was before Christ and was once one with Judaism. But the Jews rejected Christ’s teachings and so they are not counted among the Christians because they do not believe the same truths as us.

      • jrj1701 says:

        Though the prophets foretold the coming of Christ, He did not establish His Church till after he had died and was resurrected, not all Jews rejected Christ or His teachings.

      • That is true. However, our RELIGION has always been. We are of the religion of Adam.

      • jrj1701 says:

        More accurately our religion is of the infinite, all powerful, all knowing, creator of everything visible and invisible, God.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        Oh, my … What have I done!? BLASPHEMY!!!

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        GET A DÆMON INSIDE YOUR HEART

        Ingredients
        ~ voice
        ~ belief in Satan and the occult
        ~ true commitment to Satan

        Description
        This spell will allow a dæmon inside your heart. You cannot choose the dæmon, and you may end up getting possessed by Satan himself. (Unlikely, but possible.) This spell can also be used before saying a prayer to make a high connection with Satan.

        Spell Casting
        WARNING: Before performing the spell, it would be very wise to read the side effects listed at the bottom.
        1. If you are using to get a dæmon inside your heart.
        Chant until you feel the dæmon come inside your body, trust me you’ll know when he comes.
        Satan my father, devil my brother, fallen angel my sister.
        2. If you are using before a prayer.
        Say once and then say your prayer, only once.
        Satan my father, devil my brother, fallen angel my sister.

        Side effects (bad)
        1. Experiencing extreme pain for the first month and afterwards, but not as bad as in the first month.
        2. May get others possesed. (Low chance, but it can happen.)
        3. Frequently possesed.
        4. Sometimes tortured in dreams.

        Side effects (good)
        1. More power.
        2. Prayers answered more.
        3. Making a commitment to Satan.
        4. Happier.

        P.S. I would never perform this spell, but some of you may be interested (like SF PaperDragon, Vid and our dearest Martin & Jim), so I decided to kindly provide it for you. Please, let me know how it worked for you. You can file a lawsuit later against Satan and God.

      • None of us would be interested in your witchcraft thank you.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        The religion of Adam was Judaism.

      • Exactly. It used to be the same religion.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        And, by the way, Mormonism should not even be looked upon as Christianity, since you have a so-called ‘Heavenly Mother’, God’s wife (!?). It is closer to Pagan religions of you ask me…

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        Mormonism is in a way closer to Paganism due to its apparent ‘duality’ of Sacred Feminine (Heavenly Mother) and Sacred Masculine (God), similar to Pagan religions with corresponding deities of different pantheons.

      • No duality. Separate entities. And yes we believe there are Gods but only worship one. Even Christ, who became a God after ascending to Heaven, worships the Father.

  24. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

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  26. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Hillary Clinton vs Rick Santorum. Whom do you like best?
    (Leave your honest answer in the comment section below.)

  27. A rat didn’t mate with a viper, that’s NOT HOW IT WORKS! But of course you never even respond or listen, so why present a point if you won’t defend yours.

  28. Vid, go find an apologist. Also, you have too much sci-fi in your life all of a sudden if you think Reaper is a robot and Joseph Smith was contacted by aliens.

  29. Cassandra, I approve of trolling this site as much as the next guy but please do not post occultic, offensive images.

  30. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    I have a relevant question: Why is Mormonism offically The Church of Jesus Christus of Latter-Day Saints? Does the ‘latter-day’ part mean you are anxiously anticipating the end of the world (=latter days)?
    http://www.kirche-jesu-christi.at/

  31. Just to be a lil’ shit: Jim and Martain, sittin’ in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

  32. Imelda says:

    Les mormons ne sont pas chrétiens, et Joseph Smith est le faux prophète comme Muhammad.
    Le livre de mormon contredit la Bible, N’oublie pas, Joseph Smith a dis qu’il y a des hommes sur la lune et ensuite le racisme contre les noirs,
    Joseph Smith est un prophète de Satan, and les mormons sont des charlatans.

    Imelda

    • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

      Cher Imelda, je suis d’accord avec vous à propos de mormonisme ; il est faux et pas une religion chrétienne. Ce est une honte que SF PaperDragon ne comprend pas le français. Je parie qu’il ne serait pas satisfait de ce que vous avez dit à propos de sa religion …
      Je vous souhaite une agréable journée !

      Cassandra von d’Nacht 🔮

      • I have google translate, y’know.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        Vêm, ãmpåķ ňękātĕřîh țekşťőv ñę ğŕë přèbrätı ćė ñē rãżůmeš jeźîka, tüđï çĕ īmąş ńâ vòłjø Ğôôğĺë Ťŕâňśľàté ôž. põďòbñë pŕipõmőčķë. Øbıłö sŕèčě! 🙂

        (The message above has a meaning.)

  33. Alienfan says:

    Jim. Eat a snicker. You throw out stupid arguements against evolution when you’re hungry -_-

  34. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Better choice than Rick Santorum:

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