Life’s little joke. 101 reasons why people laugh at Darwinists!

Greetings True Christians! Tonight we will share with you 101 reasons why people laugh at evilutionists. So let’s laugh at the Darwinists and their fake theory of evolution, so stupid a Caveman can disprove it! Here’s the list, and please note that there are thousands more reasons that we could have added! Enjoy!

1. The Darwinists say that we came from monkeys. If we came from monkeys, then why are monkeys still around? Checkmate Darwinists!
2. Transitional fossils? What transitional fossils? There are no transitional fossils of the type required to prove evolution true. All fossils are easily classifiable within one created kind or another. There are no crocoducks! Checkmate Darwinists!
3. If evolution is true, then why do we still get diseases? Wouldn’t disease have evolved out of the gene pool by now? The Creationists have a good explanation for the rise of disease, and that is the entering of death into the order of the world after the fall from grace in Eden. Checkmate, Darwinists.
4. The Darwinists say that random variation can create all the complexity around us! But have you ever seen a B52 spontaneously built from scraps in a junkyard? No! Checkmate, Darwinists!
5. If evolution is true, then why do people still have abortions? Wouldn’t evolution place a premium on the leaving of offspring, thus rendering abortion extinct? Checkmate, Darwinists!
6. If evolution is true, then how come we have preserved Tyrannosaurus blood vessels? Those vessels are less than 10,000 years old, and their discoverer, Mary Schweitzer, is a closet Christian! Evolution needs an old Earth to function as a theory, but evidence shows that the world is very young! Checkmate, Darwinists!
7. If evolution is true, then how come it’s still just a theory? Why don’t the scientists call it a fact or a law if it’s true? Your answer? Because it’s not proven! Checkmate, Darwinists!
8. If evolution is true, then how come nobody has ever documented macroevolution in action? The only sequences that we can find any evidence for are microevolutionary sequences, and these microevolutionary sequences are completely allowable under the Creationist concept of baraminology, which studies the development of created kinds after the Flood. Checkmate, Darwinists!
9. If evolution is true, then how come facts show that all languages have their origin in one very small region, near Babylon? Checkmate, Darwinists!
10. If evolution is true, then how come we don’t see chimpanzees giving birth to human offspring? Checkmate, Darwinists!
11. If evolution is true, then why do people still commit suicide? Wouldn’t that be evolved out of the gene pool by now? Checkmate, Darwinists!
12. If evolution is true, then why does carbon dating constantly show flawed results? Carbon 14 dating is as stupid as evolution! Checkmate, Darwinists!
13. If evolution is true, then how did the eye evolve? Even Darwin said that the eye made his theory completely absurd! Checkmate, Darwinists!
14. If evolution is true, speaking of Darwin, then how come Darwin repented on his deathbed? Checkmate, Darwinists!
15. If evolution is a scientific truth, then how come the Darwinists have to sue to keep it in schools? They sue because it is an ideology, not a science! Checkmate, Darwinists!
16. If evolution is true, then how come the RATE Group has proven that nuclear decay was accelerated during the Flood in a model consistent with Flood Geology and the Biblical sequence? You can’t explain that Darwinists! Checkmate, Darwinists!
17. If evolution is true, then why do the Darwinists still appeal to a mythological god-figure called the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Because they know they still need a creator! Checkmate, Darwinists!
18. If evolution is true, then how come the Bacterial Flagellum is irreducibly complex? Checkmate Darwinists!
19. IF evolution is true, then how come the only contributions it has made to science have come in the form of racist models that underpinned the eugenics and  Social Darwinist models of the early 1900s and late 1800s? Checkmate, Darwinists!
20. If evolution is true, then how did the Tyrannosaurus evolved? The Creationists believe that T-Rex was created as a plant eater, and this is, in fact, logical. Those short arms would be no good for a hunter! T-Rex was designed to eat plants and coconuts in the Garden of Eden, and those teeth were perfect for cracking open coconuts, not for eating meat! Checkmate, Darwinists!
21. If evolution is true and the Biblical narrative is false, then how come every single ancient people has a flood story? That’s because Noah’s Flood happened! Checkmate, Darwinists!
22. If evolution is true, then what about the Big Bang? Science teaches that nothing can come from nothing, and that matter cannot spontaneously erupt into existence. Therefore, the Big Bang proves there was a Creator. Checkmate, Darwinists!
23. If evolution is true, then how do you explain the Cambrian Explosion? That shows a clear act of Creation. Checkmate, Darwinists!
24. If evolution is true, then why does the fossil record only preserve fossils preserved by disasters or “catastrophic events” like the Flood? The answer is clear. The Flood happened, rendering the Bible true! Checkmate, Darwinists!
25. If evolution is true, then how come Darwinists Stephen Jay Gould and Niles Eldredge had to make up a theory called punctuated equilibrium to explain away the gaps in the fossil record and the complete lack of evidence for evolution in the fossil record? Checkmate, Darwinists!
26. If evolution is true, then why does the panda bear eat bamboo? A meat eating animal would never “evolve” to eat plants under Darwin theory! Checkmate, Darwinists!
27. If evolution is true, then how come every society, ever, has a Creation story? Everyone knows that life had to be created by someone, and that someone is God! Checkmate, Darwinists!
28. If evolution is true, then why is Richard Dawkins afraid to debate Creationists? Checkmate, Darwinists!
29. If evolution is true, then why did Christopher Hitchens embrace Christianity on his deathbed? Checkmate, Darwinists!
30. If evolution is true, then how come there are stories about dragons and dinosaurs in nearly every culture? How come there is a living dinosaur in Africa if they are, according to Darwinists, all extinct? Checkmate, Darwinists!
31. If evolution is true, then why do people help each other? This behavior comes from God, not from genetic mutations! Checkmate, Darwinists!
32. If evolution is true, then how come every single mutation ever observed has resulted in a loss of biological information? That is, in itself, a perfect disproof of evilution! Checkmate, Darwinists!
33. If evolution is true, then why hasn’t the caelocanth evolved at all in the supposed 65 million years between its disappearance from the fossil record and today? The answer is clear! Those fossils are only a few thousand years old, not millions of years old, and evolution doesn’t happen! Checkmate, Darwinists!
34. If evolution is true, then why did God tell us that we were created in His image? Checkmate, Darwinists!
35. If evolution is true, then how come God tells us that He created all life, and that 2 of every kind (or 6 in some circumstances) were taken aboard Noah’s Ark, and that all life on Earth today must have developed from those individuals upon the Ark?  Checkmate, Darwinists!
36. If evolution is true, then how come people get pleasure from masturbation? Wouldn’t evolution only give us pleasure if we were actually engaging in the act of reproduction? Checkmate, Darwinists!
37. If evolution is true, then why did Hitler fail? According to evilution theory, Hitler and the Germans were the master race. And if that master race fell, then evilution surely must be false! Checkmate, Darwinists!
38. If evolution is true, then how come archaeologists have found the remains of Noah’s Ark? Checkmate, Darwinists!
39. If evolution is true, then how come Christ took the Old Testament as Truth when He spoke in the New Testament? Checkmate, Darwinists!
40. If evolution is true, then why are Jewish males born uncircumcised? Their fathers were circumcised so they should be born circumcised too, since evolution supposedly preserves traits acquired during a parent’s lifetime. Checkmate, Darwinists!
41. If evolution is true, then why do men have nipples? Checkmate, Darwinists!
42. If evolution is true, then how come nobody has ever shown how birds supposedly evolved? They only throw a picture of archaeopteryx (which was and always will be a True Bird of the bird kind) out and claim that evolution is true because Archaeopteryx exists. Checkmate Darwinists!
43. If evolution is true, then why did evolutionists have to invent Piltdown Man? Checkmate, Darwinists!
44. If evolution is true, then how come we still have appendixes? The appendix is an organ that God has created as a tool to punish sinners with appendicitis! Checkmate, Darwinists!
45. If evolution is true, then explain how unicorns evolved. You can’t, because they were created by God. Checkmate, Darwinists!
46. If evolution is true, then why was Isaac Newton, our most brilliant scientist ever, a Creationist? Checkmate, Darwinists!
47. If evolution is true, then why does the SETI project exist? Evolution, if true, would create biosphere completely different to that which exists on Earth on other planets. Therefore, searching for radio signals is a complete waste of time from an evolutionary perspective. In fact, I believe that the SETI project is, in fact, looking for God! Checkmate, Darwinists!
48. If evolution is true, then why did NASA astronauts constantly use the iconography and language of millennial Christians in reference to the space program? The answer is clear. Because NASA knows that God is the True Creator and that the Biblical model is correct! Checkmate, Darwinists!
49. If evolution is true, then how come there’s a giant carved human face on Mars? Checkmate, Darwinists!
50. If evolution is true, then why are the hands and arms of the bat, the dog, the human, the hedgehog, and the flipper of the whale all made from the same bones? The answer is clear! God used similar design in similar organs! Checkmate, Darwinists!
51. If evolution is true, then how could the eye have evolved independently at least 6 times in geologic history as the evolutionists would have us believe? The eye is to complex to have evolved once! Checkmate, Darwinists!
52. If evolution is true, then why was Darwin a Christian? Darwin knew that God’s narrative was the True story of Creation! Checkmate, Darwinists!
53. If evolution is true, then why is “In God We Trust” on American money? The answer is simple. Because God is the Creator, not Darwin! Checkmate, Darwinists!
54. If evolution is true, then how come we don’t see fish with legs crawling out of the oceans today? Checkmate, Darwinists!
55. If evolution is true, then why does paleontologist Robert Bakker talk about pterosaurs as if they sprang into existence suddenly, as from the mind of Zeus? He knew there was no plausible explanation for their evolution! Checkmate, Darwinists!
56. If the evolutionary model is true, then how come we have fossil seashells on the tops of mountains? The Flood put them there, not evolution! Checkmate, Darwinists!
57. If evolution is true, then how come Christ had to die for our sins? If we evolved rather than been created by God in the Garden of Eden, then Christ would never have had to die to redeem us! Checkmate, Darwinists!
58. If evolution is true, then why do we have sex? Sex was created by God, and makes no sense from an evolutionary perspective! Checkmate, Darwinists!
59. If evolution is true, then why is most of society, minus a few atheist scientists, comprised of Creationists? Checkmate, Darwinists!
60. If evolution is true, then how in the world did the first cell evolve from mud? You can’t explain that using science! Checkmate, Darwinists!
61. If evolution is true, then why did Einstein tell us that God does not play dice? Evolution is nothing more than God playing dice with life, and God does not play dice, therefore, evolution does not happen. Checkmate, Darwinists!
62. If evolution is true, then why did the Jews face extreme punishment in almost all societies following the statement of the Jerusalem Jews that the blood of Christ be upon them and upon their children? Their hardships were a punishment from God for the death of Jesus! Checkmate, Darwinists!
63. If evolution is true, then how come the fig tree withered and died when Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, cursed it? This event shows that God has complete control over all forms of life! Checkmate, Darwinists!
64. If evolution is true, then how was Jesus able to heal people just by touching them? Jesus was healing His Father’s creations, not some evolved piece of pond scum that crawled onto a rock and evolved into a man! Checkmate, Darwinists!
65. If evolution is true, then death is the law of the land. How was Jesus able to overcome death at the Resurrection? This proves that God’s law is always greater than death or than man’s false and incomplete theories. Checkmate, Darwinists!
66. If evolution is true, then how did the soul come into existence?  Evolution cannot, by its nature, allow for or explain the existence of the soul, and yet the soul exists. Checkmate, Darwinists!
67. If evolution is true, then Heaven and Hell do not exist, since the evolution model, as argued by Richard Dawkins, disproves God’s existence, if true. Yet we have people that have had near death experiences and seen heaven, hell, or God. Evolution can’t explain that! Checkmate, Darwinists!
68. If evolution is true, then how come we have no evidence of life on other planets? How come the only planet on which life exists is the planet that God created life on? Checkmate, Darwinists!
69. If evolution is true, then how can we make moral choices? We can’t if evolution is true, since evolution is patently an immoral process. Since we do make moral choices, evolution is obviously false! Checkmate, Darwinists!
70. If evolution is true, then why don’t the bodies of holy people decay after death? Checkmate, Darwinists!
71. If evolution is true, then why do Darwinists still use the false icons of evolution like Archaeopteryx, supposed whale evolution, the origin of life, and Piltdown man in their textbooks? Checkmate Darwinists!
72. If evolution is true, then how come Darwin’s finches remained stable around basic body plans rather than evolving? Checkmate, Darwinists!
73. If evolution is true, then why is the universe so finely tuned for our existence? Checkmate, Darwinists!
74. If evolution is true, then why did Haeckel fudge his embryo drawings in order to show evidence for evolution? Because Haeckel knew that the evidence lead to Creation, not to Darwin! Checkmate, Darwinists!
75. If evolution is true, then why does God favor Christians with more offspring than atheists? Checkmate, Darwinists!
76. If evolution is true, then why is the banana perfectly designed to fit the human hand? Checkmate, Darwinists!
77. If evolution is true, then how come there are human footprints preserved with dinosaur footprints at Paluxy River in Texas? Checkmate, Darwinists!
78. If evolution is true, and the Flood model was false, then how was the Grand Canyon created? It was created by water, but a great, great amount of water over a period of months, not millions of years! Checkmate, Darwinists!
79. If evolution is true, then how did an angel wrestle with Samuel? Checkmate, Darwinists!
80. If evolution is true, then how did Jonah live in the belly of a whale? Checkmate, Darwinists!
81. If evolution is true, then how come the Old Testament, which tells us about the Creation Story, makes hundreds of accurate predictions about Jesus Christ? Checkmate, Darwinists!
82. If evolution is true, then how does the Bible Code make thousands of accurate predictions about future events? The answer is clear. The Bible was inspired by God! Checkmate, Darwinists!
83. If evolution is true, then why are people healed through prayer? Checkmate, Darwinists!
84. If evolution is true, then how come science shows that certain areas of the brain are directly associated with religious experiences? Checkmate, Darwinists!
85. If evolution is true, then what came first…time, space, matter, or energy? The answer is God. Checkmate, Darwinists!
86. If evolution is true, then what came first? Male or female? Checkmate, Darwinists!
87. If evolution is true, then why do we find tree trunks surrounded by layers of rock supposedly formed over millions of years? Checkmate, Darwinists!
88. If evolution is true, then why are there so many “living fossils”? Why weren’t they all evolved into extinction? Checkmate, Darwinists!
89. If evolution is true, then why do people drink cow’s milk rather than breast milk? Checkmate, Darwinists!
90. If evolution is true, then how does it overcome the second law of thermodynamics? The evidence is clear, it doesn’t, because evolution is a fairy tale for grownups! Checkmate, Darwinists!
91. If evolution is true, then how what existed before the Big Bang? A Christian can answer “God”. A Darwinist, who is afraid of that answer, can only answer “I don’t know.”  Checkmate, Darwinists!
92. If evolution is true, then why aren’t there any transitional fossils between dinosaurs and mammals? Checkmate, Darwinists!
93. If evolution is true, then how come Ussher’s Chronology proves that the world is younger than 10,000 years old? This is far too little time for evolution to explain the development of life! Checkmate, Darwinists!
94. If evolution is true, then how come Lord Kelvin proved that the Earth CAN’T be millions of years old? Checkmate, Darwinists!
95. If evolution is true, then why can’t crosses between two “species” reproduce? Why is there a species barrier? Evolution should render such a barrier nonexistent! Checkmate, Darwinists!
96. If evolution is true, then how can we domesticate animals? The domestication and development of livestock shows artificial selection and design by an intelligence, not by a blind, unguided process! Checkmate, Darwinists!
97. If evolution is true, then why are Richard Dawkins and EO Wilson, two famous evolutionists, constantly fighting over it?  Because they can’t agree since they are both falsely using a false theory! Checkmate, Darwinists!
98. If evolution is true, then how come Michael Shermer, world-famous “skeptic”, is a closet Christian? Checkmate, Darwinists!
99. If evolution is true, then how come its only fruits are evil things like teenage sexuality, pornography, communism, socialism, Nazism, homosexuality, man on dog, rock and roll, murder, suicide, self-mutilation, women wearing pants, and groups like anonymous and the reddit atheists trolling on the internet? Checkmate, Darwinists!
100. If evolution is true, then why does all evidence point to a very young earth? Checkmate Darwinists!
101. If evolution is true, then you are nothing more than a monkey in shoes. Checkmate, Darwinist!

 

Evolution is an obvious lie created by Satan, and a terrible, sinful fairy tale for grownups. The evidence is clear. Creation, no evolution by Darwin, is the True explanation for the diversity in Christ.

 

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