Greetings Nigerians and others!
Martin and I are praying deeply for you as I write this post! We are trying to save Nigeria for Jesus! Why Nigeria? Because there is a growing scam among Nigerians where True Christians, who love their brothers and sisters in Christ, are duped into wiring money to Nigeria, supposedly to help some poor starving African get his money into the United States. These scammers promise their victims a share of their money, then disappear after they’ve made a profit. Often they claim that the money is an inheritance from some long lost uncle or government official. They always portray themselves as pathetic, and always attempt to prey on the True Christian virtues of charity and love. These scammers are often Muslim heathens who support terrorists and hate America, and should be punished!
In fact, I myself have once been duped by one of these people. He claimed to be a man named Kimballa Kabuju Umba, and I assumed that he was truly in need of help. He told me that his uncle died, and that certain factions of the Nigerian government were trying to steal his inheritance for their own use, and therefore that he had to wire the money out of his country. I believed him, and covered the expenses he had. It cost me about $1500 (in American money) before I realized that it was a scam. Of course, he’s going to go straight to Hell unless he repents, so he’ll pay for his sinful act. But still, if I can be duped, so too can Christians of a lesser intellect than myself. Do not let yourselves be fooled by the Nigerian scam artists. If you receive an email asking for “URGENT HELP”, from some heathenly named fool in Africa no less, ignore it! Hit the delete button and have a happy, Christ-filled day! You are not sinning by ignoring this scam!
But I digress. Nigeria, you need to reject these scammers and put them in jail. You also need to repent and reject your evil Islamic ways. In fact, this attitude of nonchalance and tolerance of thieves within Nigeria is likely directly tied to Nigeria’s Muslim population. The Muslims once stole Spain from Christian society, and now they want to steal Christian money. Your actions are supportive of the Islamic antichrist, and of an evil-loving false faith. Reject the false Quran and embrace the Truth of Christianity so that you might be saved.
That being said, I would like to announce the formation of a new charitable project. If you are truly a Nigerian in need, with an inheritance issue or need money wired into America, contact us! We will put your email address and needs up on our Christian blog so that you might receive help from those more fortunate from you. All we ask is that you allow us to share your story with our readers. You can contact us at email@example.com
Nigeria, you have been cursed since Islam first conquered your nation. God punished you for your tolerance of Islam by allowing your people to be chained up, thrown in boats, and sold into slavery in America, much like He punished the Jews in the Old Testament. This is your chance to repent, reject Islam, and embrace the True way of Christ. Martin and I will be praying for you.
Yours in Christ,