Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that every year, drug addicts, Darwinists, and neo-nazis around the world celebrate the birthday of Hell’s doormat, Adolf Hitler? That’s right, boys and girls, the “holiday” of 4/20 is nothing more than a veiled attempt by Darwinists and atheistic misanthropes to infiltrate the minds of our children and turn them away from Christ. The real founder of 4/20 day is Satan himself working through Charles Darwin. The truth is clear, and I will prove it to you
Now you see, boys and girls, when God cursed Satan in the Garden of Eden, Satan swore to get his revenge. First, Satan turned the world evil. God punished the world with the Flood. Then Satan had Jesus crucified. Jesus responded with the Resurrection, saving all True Christians (but no heathens). After Jesus, the world was doing pretty well, with science based on the Bible. Then Satan began to enter into scientists to turn them against God. One of Satan’s favorite scientists was Charles Darwin.
Darwin created a fake, ungodly, goo-to-zoo-to-you monkeys-to-man mythology that removed God from the Creation narrative. This was Satan’s plan all along. Satan used Darwin to undermine God’s authority across the world. Darwin created racism amongst the Europeans against the Jews and other peoples. And this racism created Hitler.
Adolf Hitler and the Darwinist paradigm is responsible for the murders of more than six million people. But Darwin didn’t stop with Hitler! Darwin inspired Stalin too, who was another mass murderer. More deaths can be attributed to Darwinist ideas and the atheist beliefs that come from them than to any other set of false beliefs. After Hitler’s death and the end of the second World War, it became unsavory to celebrate Darwinist ideals openly. For example, before WWII, the Darwinists openly espoused Eugenics. After WWII, they were forced to take their eugenical views into hiding, and for good reason. Eugenics looked an awful lot like Naziism!
So what do the Darwinists do instead of openly celebrating the atheistic dogma of eugenics and extermination? They instead celebrate the birthdays of its founders. In America, it isn’t political suicide to embrace Charles Darwin’s birthday. “We are doing it in the name of science,” the atheists can lie, when in reality they are doing it in the name of Satan. However, anyone who embraces Adolf Hitler’s birthday immediately attracts hatred from Americans in every corner. By embracing Hitler, the atheists show their true colors. And that’s why they created 4/20 Day!
Instead of openly celebrating Hitler’s birthday on April 20th, the atheist scum of America instead celebrate marijuana and other heathen drugs bastardized by Satan. You see, God gave us the marijuana plant for hemp, which is a product used to make rope. In fact, the hemp from the cannabis plant may have been used to make ropes on Noah’s Ark that helped to save humanity from the Flood. Satan took the plant, warped it, and led mankind to use it to get stoned. Once “stoned,” it is easier for Satan to enter into a man’s heart.
Drug and alcohol use amongst atheists didn’t begin after Hitler though. Charles Darwin’s grandfather was a known alcoholic, and probably used opium as well. Alfred Russell Wallace came up with his evolutionary ideals after a bad reaction to opium in Indonesia, even though he tried to pass it off as malaria. And who knows what kinds of drugs Charles Darwin used in South America?! He must have been on some strong stuff to believe that man came from goo!
the evil ungodly Columbine shooters
Want further proof that 4/20 Day is ungodly? The Columbine Massacre took place that day. On that day, two students inspired by Darwin and deluded by the Devil entered Columbine High School and gunned down many innocent people. This shooting was caused by Darwinism and by the teaching of Darwin in schools. This day was a celebration of Hitler, atheism, Darwin, and the weed subculture, and is a prime reason why 4/20 must not be allowed to be celebrated as a holiday.
My fellow Christians, it is time to do away with the heathen celebration of 4/20 and replace it with a True Christian holiday. I challenge all of you to worship God this 4/20 and to join the war on drugs and on Darwin! It is time to take back the world for Jesus! It is time to take back our calendars for Christ.
I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian!
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