Leonard Nimoy is in Hell
Greetings True Christians!
Today it brings me great joy to announce to you the death of one of Satan’s favorite allies on Earth. Leonard Nimoy, the actor who played the Spock on Star Wars, has died at 82 years of age. He is burning in Hell as we speak, where Satan will enjoy tormenting and torturing and punishing him for all eternity. Nimoy’s crimes against God? Nimoy was wealthy, and wealth is a sin. Nimoy has led children away from God, a grevious sin. Nimoy has also been involved in propagating the many worlds mythology of modern science and did many sciency shows that were of Satan. Nimoy is being burned in Hell as we speak, as is proper for those who fight against God.
This is where Nimoy is now!
Much like Robin Williams, Nelson Mandela, Pope John Paul II, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, and Duane Gish (who died wealthy and dishonest and is now burning), and Nixon, Nimoy died unsaved, and is being punished. Unlike Christopher Hitchens, Nimoy did not repent on his death bed. I know this because the Holy Spirit told me so in prayer. Thank you God for taking this sinner out of our midst!
Nimoy’s first punishment from God
God has already punished Leonard Nimoy once, ,forcing him into a wheelchair in an attempt to crush his evil, ungodly spirit. Nimoy did not repent, and chose instead to remain married to the ungodly Hollywood wealth machine. That was the biggest mistake Nimoy could have made. God gave him a perfect opportunity to repent, and he didn’t. Because he chose not to repent, Nimoy is burning in Hell.
Do not share the fate of Leonard Nimoy, my brothers and sisters in Christ, and all heathens who read this blog. Repent before it is too late. Repent now, while you are still alive. Embrace Jesus, accept Him as your Savior. Be born again in Jesus and washed in the blood of Christ. Otherwise, you will be burned in the lake of fire forever, where there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth. I can assure you that Leonard Nimoy does not enjoy Hell, and you will not either. Do not join Nimoy in Hell. Join Jesus in heaven instead. Repent or burn readers, turn or burn.
From your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker
creationsciencestudy 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… he’s back. [Clap clap clap clap clap] Hey, do you think you could maybe come up with a more clever punishment for me? Reaper’s was funny and appropriate but mine was just random. Didn’t get it at all. Clearly you know nothing about me and assume I hate women.
Also, could you please counter my counter article properly? Please take time to reread… I mean, actually read it.
Okay, now I read it. Spock on Star Wars? Don’t you know the difference? You even bashed Star Trek and Star Wars! Of course you did get them mixed up…
Okay, I only meant to italicize Wars, not the rest of that sentence.
What the crap?
Ooh! Ooh! Do Minecraft next! Or Doctor Who!
You know what, I bet I could write an article on Doctor Who that sounds exactly like you.
We all know this is fake, so we’ll just pretend not to.
I love how low your proof for anything “satanic” is so low its funny, but when it comes to whether or not evolution or things of that nature are true, you demand MORE evidence then Ken Ham. Are you a poe? Are you a running gag that has overstayed its welcome, because you definitely leave that sort of vibe?
http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&h=2&v=3&f=Graffiti&t=totallypoe
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Nope. This site is as legitimate as Jesus.
Let’s imagine what it would be like if this guy gave us an actual argument. I mean, this guy has proven himself to be a craphole (EVERY TIME!) But seriously. What if…
I think I would be able to swim through land before that happens… But if it would happen I would take a bunch of reality tests just to see if I was dreaming…
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,sdneirf ruoy morF
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!won si yomiN erehw si sihT
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My work is done! With spelling the whole article backwards, I have undone it.
For the only two people who call themselves Jim Solouki and Martin Baker:
This is Pagan black magic you have entered on Jesus’ site. Repent or burn in Hell for all eternity!
“Jesus’ site.”
This is not Jesus’s site. This is Satan’s site. Pagan black magick on this site is more than fitting. Repent or burn in Hell for all eternity!
This is most certainly NOT godly site!! You two are of Satan, false ‘prophets’ and spreading lies you call ‘True Christianity’! With writing about trivial things like this article, you’ve just proven your untrustworthiness and ‘un-godliness’.
Well played Cassandra!
Here is something adorable just for you!
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Aw, thank you, Quentin! Such a cute vixen; always thought of foxes as adorable creatures. I’d love to have one as a pet.
Here’s a godly picture for a change (just to calm down the whole situation here with all of the comments) made by one of my favourite artists, Albrecht Dürer (correctly pronounced [ˈalbʁɛçt ˈdyːʁɐ]), back in the XVI th century. His works of arts can immediately be recognised by his AD monogram.
Be well.
To make things clear: I’m not a believer, but I do respect and admire works of art with religious themes. Old churches are actually one of my favourite architectural creations. (Especially Gothic or neo-Gothic ones.)
It was either that or a cup filled with sugar gliders, which are adorable.
“the actor who played the Spock on Star Wars,”
I think you mean Star Trek.
You just proved this site is a really bad poe
While it’s funny to think this is a bad poe and as a Christian myself, I sincerely hope it is, I honestly and sadly think these people are honest-to-goodness serious.
I think you might be right as well. Though I’ve had friends who said that, if they are serious about this, they would be able to operate a computer.
Star Wars or Star Trek, same difference. Both are ungodly.
BULLSHIT!
Just as ungoldly as you are!!
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Martin Baker and Jim Solouki should cease to exist.
I disagree. These two could make a fortune…writing joke books!
You and all the other atheists who post hateful messages on this God-blessed site should cease to exist and be burned in Hell.
If God really was offended by our comments here, he wouldn’t have let us to write them. Omnipotence, REMEMBER?!
What are you saying?
He’s saying you should turn this into a book of really bad jokes
Read it backwards.
Mr Martin Baker, why do you have your name linked to Landover Baptists in this godly article: https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2012/11/03/turmoil-in-the-toybox/? I expect an answer from thee.
It’s a common dumb atheist excuse. But correct to a degree.
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Jim and Martin’s ‘True Christian’ ‘sanctuary’:
Too bad that’s a parody.
I don’t think they know that Landover Baptist is a parody. They present Edward Current as a legitimate Christian believer as well. They have voiced contention of Whinnie the Pooh as Satanic referencing a video that was actually supposed to be a satire. These people are gullible and dumb.
I think they run this site for their personal fun.
They just play their role as ‘True Christians’, condemning anyone who, by their mesaures, isn’t godly enough to eternal hell … They are wicked and with a twisted sense of humour. Just like their beloved Satan. 😈
Martin Baker ➡ http://www.martin-baker.com/
You should see my two latest comments here:
Vote Cthulhu 2016!
V̷o̴te ̡C̢t̀h͘úlh̕ù 201̡6!
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Just to be clear…Hell is where Martin and Jim are NOT going to be, right? I think Hell might not be so bad. In fact, Hell might actually be Heaven. Can you imagine how bad Heaven would be if Martin and Jim went there?
Probably be like reality, heck, even Hell sounds better with all these famous people! I honestly wouldn’t mind the eternal roasting/boiling/impalement, as Satan seems like a complete and total bro!