Leonard Nimoy, Hell’s newest resident!

Leonard Nimoy is in Hell

Greetings True Christians!

Today it brings me great joy to announce to you the death of one of Satan’s favorite allies on Earth. Leonard Nimoy, the actor who played the Spock on Star Wars, has died at 82 years of age. He is burning in Hell as we speak, where Satan will enjoy tormenting and torturing and punishing him for all eternity. Nimoy’s crimes against God? Nimoy was wealthy, and wealth is a sin. Nimoy has led children away from God, a grevious sin. Nimoy has also been involved in propagating the many worlds mythology of modern science and did many sciency shows that were of Satan.  Nimoy is being burned in Hell as we speak, as is proper for those who fight against God.

This is where Nimoy is now!

Much like Robin Williams, Nelson Mandela, Pope John Paul II, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, and Duane Gish (who died wealthy and dishonest and is now burning), and Nixon, Nimoy died unsaved, and is being punished. Unlike Christopher Hitchens, Nimoy did not repent on his death bed. I know this because the Holy Spirit told me so in prayer. Thank you God for taking this sinner out of our midst!

Nimoy’s first punishment from God

God has already punished Leonard Nimoy once, ,forcing him into a wheelchair in an attempt to crush his evil, ungodly spirit. Nimoy did not repent, and chose instead to remain married to the ungodly Hollywood wealth machine. That was the biggest mistake Nimoy could have made. God gave him a perfect opportunity to repent, and he didn’t. Because he chose not to repent, Nimoy is burning in Hell.

Do not share the fate of Leonard Nimoy, my brothers and sisters in Christ, and all heathens who read this blog. Repent before it is too late. Repent now, while you are still alive. Embrace Jesus, accept Him as your Savior. Be born again in Jesus and washed in the blood of Christ. Otherwise, you will be burned in the lake of fire forever, where there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth. I can assure you that Leonard Nimoy does not enjoy Hell, and you will not either. Do not join Nimoy in Hell. Join Jesus in heaven instead. Repent or burn readers, turn or burn.

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

55 thoughts on “Leonard Nimoy, Hell’s newest resident!

  1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… he’s back. [Clap clap clap clap clap] Hey, do you think you could maybe come up with a more clever punishment for me? Reaper’s was funny and appropriate but mine was just random. Didn’t get it at all. Clearly you know nothing about me and assume I hate women.

  2. Okay, now I read it. Spock on Star Wars? Don’t you know the difference? You even bashed Star Trek and Star Wars! Of course you did get them mixed up…

  3. Ooh! Ooh! Do Minecraft next! Or Doctor Who!

  4. We all know this is fake, so we’ll just pretend not to.

  5. I love how low your proof for anything “satanic” is so low its funny, but when it comes to whether or not evolution or things of that nature are true, you demand MORE evidence then Ken Ham. Are you a poe? Are you a running gag that has overstayed its welcome, because you definitely leave that sort of vibe?

  6. Let’s imagine what it would be like if this guy gave us an actual argument. I mean, this guy has proven himself to be a craphole (EVERY TIME!) But seriously. What if…

    • Alienfan says:

      I think I would be able to swim through land before that happens… But if it would happen I would take a bunch of reality tests just to see if I was dreaming…

  7. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    rekaB nitraM dna ikuoloS miJ

    ,sdneirf ruoy morF

    .nrub ro nrut ,sredaer nrub ro tnepeR .daetsni nevaeh ni suseJ nioJ .lleH ni yomiN nioj ton oD .rehtie ton lliw uoy dna ,lleH yojne ton seod yomiN dranoeL taht uoy erussa nac I .hteet fo gnihsang dna gniliaw taerg eb lliw ereht erehw ,reverof erif fo ekal eht ni denrub eb lliw uoy ,esiwrehtO .tsirhC fo doolb eht ni dehsaw dna suseJ ni niaga nrob eB .roivaS ruoy sa miH tpecca ,suseJ ecarbmE .evila llits era uoy elihw ,won tnepeR .etal oot si ti erofeb tnepeR .golb siht daer ohw snehtaeh lla dna ,tsirhC ni sretsis dna srehtorb ym ,yomiN dranoeL fo etaf eht erahs ton oD

    .lleH ni gninrub si yomiN ,tneper ot ton esohc eh esuaceB .t’ndid eh dna ,tneper ot ytinutroppo tcefrep a mih evag doG .edam evah dluoc yomiN ekatsim tseggib eht saw tahT .enihcam htlaew doowylloH yldognu eht ot deirram niamer ot daetsni esohc dna ,tneper ton did yomiN .tirips yldognu ,live sih hsurc ot tpmetta na ni riahcleehw a otni mih gnicrof, ,ecno yomiN dranoeL dehsinup ydaerla sah doG

    doG morf tnemhsinup tsrif s’yomiN

    !tsdim ruo fo tuo rennis siht gnikat rof doG uoy knahT .reyarp ni os em dlot tiripS yloH eht esuaceb siht wonk I .deb htaed sih no tneper ton did yomiN ,snehctiH rehpotsirhC ekilnU .dehsinup gnieb si dna ,devasnu deid yomiN ,noxiN dna ,)gninrub won si dna tsenohsid dna yhtlaew deid ohw( hsiG enauD dna ,namnyeF drahciR ,nagaS lraC ,II luaP nhoJ epoP ,alednaM nosleN ,smailliW niboR ekil hcuM

    !won si yomiN erehw si sihT

    .doG tsniaga thgif ohw esoht rof reporp si sa ,kaeps ew sa lleH ni denrub gnieb si yomiN .nataS fo erew taht swohs ycneics ynam did dna ecneics nredom fo ygolohtym sdlrow ynam eht gnitagaporp ni devlovni neeb osla sah yomiN .nis suoiverg a ,doG morf yawa nerdlihc del sah yomiN .nis a si htlaew dna ,yhtlaew saw yomiN ?doG tsniaga semirc s’yomiN .ytinrete lla rof mih gnihsinup dna gnirutrot dna gnitnemrot yojne lliw nataS erehw ,kaeps ew sa lleH ni gninrub si eH .ega fo sraey 28 ta deid sah ,sraW ratS no kcopS eht deyalp ohw rotca eht ,yomiN dranoeL .htraE no seilla etirovaf s’nataS fo eno fo htaed eht uoy ot ecnuonna ot yoj taerg em sgnirb ti yadoT

    !snaitsirhC eurT sgniteerG

    lleH ni si yomiN dranoeL

    !tnediser tsewen s’lleH ,yomiN dranoeL
    5102 ,72 YRAURBEF

    My work is done! With spelling the whole article backwards, I have undone it.

    For the only two people who call themselves Jim Solouki and Martin Baker:

    • Martin Baker says:

      This is Pagan black magic you have entered on Jesus’ site. Repent or burn in Hell for all eternity!

      • “Jesus’ site.”
        This is not Jesus’s site. This is Satan’s site. Pagan black magick on this site is more than fitting. Repent or burn in Hell for all eternity!

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        This is most certainly NOT godly site!! You two are of Satan, false ‘prophets’ and spreading lies you call ‘True Christianity’! With writing about trivial things like this article, you’ve just proven your untrustworthiness and ‘un-godliness’.

    • Well played Cassandra!
      Here is something adorable just for you!
      http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/922/191/b32

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        Aw, thank you, Quentin! Such a cute vixen; always thought of foxes as adorable creatures. I’d love to have one as a pet.
        Here’s a godly picture for a change (just to calm down the whole situation here with all of the comments) made by one of my favourite artists, Albrecht Dürer (correctly pronounced [ˈalbʁɛçt ˈdyːʁɐ]), back in the XVI th century. His works of arts can immediately be recognised by his AD monogram.

        Be well.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        To make things clear: I’m not a believer, but I do respect and admire works of art with religious themes. Old churches are actually one of my favourite architectural creations. (Especially Gothic or neo-Gothic ones.)

      • It was either that or a cup filled with sugar gliders, which are adorable.

  8. “the actor who played the Spock on Star Wars,”
    I think you mean Star Trek.

    • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

      Martin Baker and Jim Solouki should cease to exist.

      • I disagree. These two could make a fortune…writing joke books!

      • Martin Baker says:

        You and all the other atheists who post hateful messages on this God-blessed site should cease to exist and be burned in Hell.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        If God really was offended by our comments here, he wouldn’t have let us to write them. Omnipotence, REMEMBER?!

    • Martin Baker says:

      What are you saying?

      • He’s saying you should turn this into a book of really bad jokes

      • Read it backwards.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        Mr Martin Baker, why do you have your name linked to Landover Baptists in this godly article: https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2012/11/03/turmoil-in-the-toybox/? I expect an answer from thee.

      • It’s a common dumb atheist excuse. But correct to a degree.

      • Ṿ̡̭̩͎͙̯̙͍̝̬̜͖̲̣̝̭̘̏̋̐͑̿ͮ̽̍̔ͪ̉̿͊͊ͬ̏̈́͝ŏ͖̬͕̜͈͇̻͓̺̖̟̟̇̊͆ͧ̓̐̈́̌͐̈́̋̐ͨ͗ͦ̎̌́͜͜͡ͅț̣͔̥̪̖̠̺̠̫̳̥̜͉̹̊ͭͥ͑͒̇̾ͩͧ͜͝ĕ̠̠̝̠̣̤̟͚̟͍̗͔͔̅̏̀̀̀͜͞ ̡̾̓̂ͤ̇͌ͩͥ͋ͩͣ͗̈́͆͆́͢͡҉̣̰̯̻̳̜̹̟͈C̞̖̮͍̦̣̟̝̟̬̫̀̇ͨ͛ͯ̅̄́̚͘̕̕t̛̥̤̰̻͈̟͇̰̥̖͛̆ͯ̆́ͬͪͭ̊͒̄ͫͧͣ̿͛̕ͅh̴̡̐̊̎̈́ͬ̇̍̎̑̃̎̿ͣ͊̇̅̽̀͡҉̺̝͚͎̠̰͙̲̫ͅǘ̙̰̩̘̭̱͙̞̘̩̘̜̄ͭ̉ͦͯ̏͟͡ļ̶̪̘̱̤̭̟͉̺̞͍͍̦̙̋̋̓̐͋͘h̶̢͈̪̦͕̑̃ͨ̓ͤ͊̎͋́ͅư̶̢͎̬̲̱̼̲̹͖̿͛ͬ͊͋ͤͭ̓̊̒ͤ̓̈́̂̾ ̸̢̧̢̛̪͔͇̦͍̱̗͓̙̘̞̰̦̮͈̭̦̩̈̌ͤ̎̃͋̓ͭ͌͑̆̌̃͂̓̂̈̽2̵̭̞͔̞͍̪̗̖̙͓̣͈̭̤̜̅ͦ̉ͤ̀ͭ͋͛ͣ̉ͭͦ̃̚̚͞0̿̋̽͋ͥ̇̔̔̆́̂̆͆ͩ̃̐ͭ̋͝҉̴̪̜͍̟̞͔̦̠̱ͅ1͐̈́͒ͧ̐ͬͮ͘͠͏̬͈̻̹͓̥̠6̶̵̨̡͍̮͇̜̥͍͚̺͕͖͈̫̓̔ͧ̇͆͒̃ͯ̓ͮͭ̇̉ͩ͐͜!ͧ̎̒͂ͦ̓͐͛̕͠͏̨̠̠̜̱̹͖̖͈̠͎́ͅͅͅ

  9. Dear creation science study,
    There are comments awaiting moderation from a jrj1701–please approve them.

  10. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    Jim and Martin’s ‘True Christian’ ‘sanctuary’:

  11. Vote Cthulhu 2016!

    V̷o̴te ̡C̢t̀h͘úlh̕ù 201̡6!

    Ṿ̡̭̩͎͙̯̙͍̝̬̜͖̲̣̝̭̘̏̋̐͑̿ͮ̽̍̔ͪ̉̿͊͊ͬ̏̈́͝ŏ͖̬͕̜͈͇̻͓̺̖̟̟̇̊͆ͧ̓̐̈́̌͐̈́̋̐ͨ͗ͦ̎̌́͜͜͡ͅț̣͔̥̪̖̠̺̠̫̳̥̜͉̹̊ͭͥ͑͒̇̾ͩͧ͜͝ĕ̠̠̝̠̣̤̟͚̟͍̗͔͔̅̏̀̀̀͜͞ ̡̾̓̂ͤ̇͌ͩͥ͋ͩͣ͗̈́͆͆́͢͡҉̣̰̯̻̳̜̹̟͈C̞̖̮͍̦̣̟̝̟̬̫̀̇ͨ͛ͯ̅̄́̚͘̕̕t̛̥̤̰̻͈̟͇̰̥̖͛̆ͯ̆́ͬͪͭ̊͒̄ͫͧͣ̿͛̕ͅh̴̡̐̊̎̈́ͬ̇̍̎̑̃̎̿ͣ͊̇̅̽̀͡҉̺̝͚͎̠̰͙̲̫ͅǘ̙̰̩̘̭̱͙̞̘̩̘̜̄ͭ̉ͦͯ̏͟͡ļ̶̪̘̱̤̭̟͉̺̞͍͍̦̙̋̋̓̐͋͘h̶̢͈̪̦͕̑̃ͨ̓ͤ͊̎͋́ͅư̶̢͎̬̲̱̼̲̹͖̿͛ͬ͊͋ͤͭ̓̊̒ͤ̓̈́̂̾ ̸̢̧̢̛̪͔͇̦͍̱̗͓̙̘̞̰̦̮͈̭̦̩̈̌ͤ̎̃͋̓ͭ͌͑̆̌̃͂̓̂̈̽2̵̭̞͔̞͍̪̗̖̙͓̣͈̭̤̜̅ͦ̉ͤ̀ͭ͋͛ͣ̉ͭͦ̃̚̚͞0̿̋̽͋ͥ̇̔̔̆́̂̆͆ͩ̃̐ͭ̋͝҉̴̪̜͍̟̞͔̦̠̱ͅ1͐̈́͒ͧ̐ͬͮ͘͠͏̬͈̻̹͓̥̠6̶̵̨̡͍̮͇̜̥͍͚̺͕͖͈̫̓̔ͧ̇͆͒̃ͯ̓ͮͭ̇̉ͩ͐͜!ͧ̎̒͂ͦ̓͐͛̕͠͏̨̠̠̜̱̹͖̖͈̠͎́ͅͅͅ

  12. :how many of these are real?:

  13. Just to be clear…Hell is where Martin and Jim are NOT going to be, right? I think Hell might not be so bad. In fact, Hell might actually be Heaven. Can you imagine how bad Heaven would be if Martin and Jim went there?

    • Probably be like reality, heck, even Hell sounds better with all these famous people! I honestly wouldn’t mind the eternal roasting/boiling/impalement, as Satan seems like a complete and total bro!

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