Turmoil in the toybox!

Dear Christians,

Our children today have been targeted by the toy industry. We see how there are hundreds of toy ads everyday on TV that have targeted innocent kids and have seduced them from Jesus. The children are constantly being brainwashed by the commercials and the toys they receive as gifts, and they worship the toys as if they are their own gods. This offends God and violates one of the Ten Commandments that tells us that “There shall be no other gods before me.” The kids also think less about the wonders Jesus has done for us because the toys have corrupted their minds. I am here to tell you that Satan has not only been looking over American politics and the secular media, but he has been looking over the toy industry, and he is the reason why our children have less interest in God. Although you may think this is crazy, just wait until I spill out the details on how Satan is infiltrating the system.

The book “Turmoil in the Toybox”, which was written by Christian writer Phil Phillips, has the evidence how Satan is behind the demonization of toys. I will present the evidence here.

The book is a great read, it has successfully sold over 135,000 copies by the grace of God, and it alerts us to how Satan is involved in the production of toys. The Devil has taken advantage of the secular media by allowing many advertisements about toys to alienate the minds of innocent children, especially on smutty channels like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. Many places that sell toys, such as Toys R Us (which should be called “Sinners R Us”), are obviously under the watchful eye of Satan and his demons. The children become seduced by Satan, and they develop a rebellion against their parents and God. Just take a look at how the toys appear.

There are toys that take the shape of demons. No righteous mind ever would come up with these designs for kids. The toys that are claimed to be aliens are obviously full of evil and Satanic themes. They are gothic black, and they have the look of evil with their sharp teeth and their clawed hands. Also take a look at the toys called “Furbies”. They may look cute and playful, but don’t let that fool you! Their ears resemble horns, and we know that horns symbolize Satan and his demons. Toys that are based off the cartoon “The Smurfs” are also demonic in appearance.

Other toys are based on violent cartoons such as G.I. Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball Z, He-Man, Transformers, and the violent Star Wars films. These toys cause young boys to become violent. Toy Nerf guns are also responsible for starting violence. Don’t believe us? Do you remember the Columbine shootings that took place because of a atheistic Neo-Nazi organization?


There are also toys that symbolize false religions. Yoda action figures are based off the Star Wars character who was a demonic Zen master, and who was opposite of the teachings of Jesus. Toy unicorns from the brand “My Little Pony” are based off of Pagan mythological creatures known as “Unicorns” that have no place in the Bible. The toys based off the Jurassic Park film teach kids to worship Darwin, to become atheistic, and to embrace his false religion which we know is evolution. We already covered how Jurassic Park https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/jurassic-park-the-devils-vote-for-evolution/ is truly favored by the Devil.

Some toys have hidden smutty signals that corrupt the minds of children. Toy lightsabers have been used by young boys and girls to simulate sex acts. Barbie Dolls, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Bratz dolls seduce young girls into becoming Whores of Babylon once they reach adulthood. Ken dolls are made to appeal to homosexual lust for young boys. These toys transform kids into becoming sexually rebellious, and they offend the presence of God.

It is time for a reform in the toy industry. We Christians must rebuke the Devil and his demons from corrupting the minds of innocent children. Any toys that appear to be ungodly must be thrown away and never again seen by the children for Satan’s grasp will be weakened. If a child brings any of these evil toys into a church, they must be thrown away so the church won’t be corrupted. It is important for parents to remind their children that Jesus matters more than their toys. Toys R Us also needs to stop marketing these kind of Satanic toys, and they need to start selling toys that reflect Christian shows like the Veggie Tales. It would also be good to see toy figures of Jesus being sold. We can accomplish this mission by coming together in prayer and writing boycott letters and petitions to the ungodly corporation Toys R Us, asking them to clean up their stores of the unholy vile. Imagine how much better it would be to see a young girl playing with a baby Jesus instead of a smutty Barbie or Ken doll.

17 thoughts on “Turmoil in the toybox!

  1. weerd0 says:

    And the bible is less violent than any of the movie toys, or less promiscuous?

    …. Sigh …..

    I give up ….. Your stupidity is killing me every time i decide to check on you……



  2. Yaqubjalal1234 says:

    Really a Jesus doll that’s like Muslim kids with Muhammad dolls

  3. Andrea says:

    This is just … awesome. I grew up in churches that preached, well, pretty much this exactly. And yet … the Poe-ness of it is palpable. Well done, sir, well done.

  4. Carly says:

    I used to love watching cartoons even as an adult. Not only are many of these cartoon characters a child’s own god I do believe that they are depictions of actual devils (the mighty men of renown first mentioned in Genesis 6). Dragon Ball Z is an excellent example of this! You have to wonder if there’s at least some truth to them possessing powers like what is depicted in cartoons like that. No doubt that they had phenomenal stength and skill.

    Jesus figures? Bad idea, it’s another idol. Veggie tales are not a good example, I’m told, disrespectfull to men of God. Why not games that test children on their knowledge of the king James Bible!?

  5. Bryan says:

    This is a good article though why play with Jesus toys? Jesus is depicted as some long haired Faggit (where clearly the Bible teaches its a shame for a man to have long hair).Is Jesus a Hyppocrite? No,he was without Sin.That Jesus action figure certainly does not represent the God of the Bible

  6. Bob says:

    ‘Jesus is depicted as some long haired Faggit’ – Jesus is also depicted as white which nobody ever seems to question.

  7. […] demons, or any of the numerous demonic toys listed in the classic book of Fundamentalist paranoia, Turmoil in the Toybox. Let me illustrate this with a 1980′s video clip of Pastor Gary Greenwald interviewing Phil […]

  8. shayna says:

    Wow this has to be a joke no one could be so insane as to believe this load of crap.

  9. Reblogged this on creationsciencestudy and commented:

    Let’s take back our toys for Christ, not Satan.

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