Who loves Honey Boo Boo? Satan, the devil, and Lucifer too!

the face of evil!

Greetings True Christians!

Do you hear those thundering footsteps as they run towards the buffet? Can you hear the screams of terror as normal people step away? Here comes Honey Boo Boo, Satan’s youngest toy. Every time she eats more food, Lucifer laughs with joy.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, God hates Honey Boo Boo and her mother. They are both known gluttons, and obesity is sinful. Have you ever seen a fat servant of God? I’m willing to bet the answer is no.  Gluttony is sinful and it keeps needed food away from the starving children who need it most.  Honey Boo Boo’s mother is clinging to earthly pleasures in this world by incessantly pushing food into her daughter’s mouth, and is leading herself and her family to an eternity in Hell.

this glutton is leading her children straight to Hell!!!

Do you know what the Bible says about people who lead their children into sin?  Let’s take a look at Mark 9:42. “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea.” Those are the words of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!  If I was Honey Boo Boo’s mother, I would be deeply afraid. The Bible is clear, she is headed for an eternity in the lake of fire.

this is where Honey Boo Boo’s mom is leading her children!

And that’s just because of the food! Not to mention, her and her family have sold out to create an ungodly and evil “reality TV” series! This series glorifies obesity, the sinfulness of Hollywood, and the use of dating sites! Do you know what non-Christian dating sites are? They are one of Satan’s most productive playgrounds. These sites bring people together for incessantly sinful ungodly bouts of fornication and adultery, and all who participate receive a one way ticket to HELL, lest they repent.

image from a typical ungodly dating site

This evil, ungodly show also glorifies a satanic and evil creation called “go go juice,” which is used by Honey Boo Boo’s lard-infused mother to prepare her daughter for beauty pageants. This juice includes a mixture of Red Bull (which, remember, is a drink inspired by Satan and communism) and Mountain Dew. Beauty pageants are Satanic too, because they glorify sex instead of glorifying the Lord.  While these pageants judge on shallow things, the Bible judges on Godly things. “Go go juice” sounds like something that you might find for sale at an ungodly den of iniquity served up by some whores of Babylon in Las Vegas!

this whore of babylon loves her go go juice!

Honey Boo Boo also glorifies homosexuality! In one episode she says that there is “nothing wrong with being a little gay.”  Honey, you’re misguided. Homosexual acts are an abomination to God, and God hates homosexuality. Homosexuals, much like nonrepentent atheists, Catholics, Hindus, Mormons, Muslims, and other heathens, are headed straight to Hell. Repent or you’ll burn too!

They’re leading you straight to HELL!

TV shows such as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo teach our children that it is ok to eat in excess and to ignore God’s law!  They teach our children that it is ok to place an emphasis on sexuality and not on Jesus! We must remove this ungodly television show from our networks and take back the airways for Christ.  We must send Honey Boo Boo and her family back to the woods of wherever, and replace their television series with good, old fashioned, Godly entertainment. Let us take back the networks for Jesus! Let’s take back the TV for Christ!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker


Vote for Rick Santorum, God’s choice for President in 2016!

Valentine’s Day is for Sinners

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Valentine’s Day is a bastardized Papist holiday filled with capitalism, idolatry, adultery, and sin? Valentine’s Day was a Roman Catholic “feast day” created by the Catholic Church to worship “St.” Valentine. The claim was that “St.” Valentine is in heaven with God, so he can intervene for us. Of course, this is sinful. Only God can tell us who is in heaven and who is in Hell. “St.” Valentine could be in Hell for all we know. Just look at what his feast day has been turned into.

First, Valentine’s Day is a rampant celebration of capitalism. On Valentine’s Day, men are expected to buy many diamonds and chocolates and cards and stuffed animals for their significant others. Their girlfriends or wives are, in turn, expected to provide sexual services in return for these gifts. This is nothing more than a modern form of prostitution. Let us look at the Valentine’s Day items marketed for men and women:

whores of Babylon, where this for your husband, and go straight to Hell.

Ignore the starving, the needy, and the homeless around you! Buy this necklace for your girlfriend instead! It’s what Satan would do.

Want to commit adultery with your boyfriend and be cast into the pit? Wear this!

who cares about love when you can have a heart shaped box of chocolates? Reject Jesus, eat your chocolate, and go to Hell!

this whore of Babylon wants to seduce you for Satan. Don’t be her next victim!

As you have seen, Valentine’s Day is a day filled with sexuality, adultery, capitalism, and sin. On a day that purports to celebrate love, it instead celebrates capitalism and fornication. Valentine’s Day “love” consists of paying money and indulging in sinful sexual acts of fornication and depravity. Reject Valentine’s Day and focus on true love. What is true love?

True love is the love that Jesus the Christ showed for each and every one of us when He died on the Cross so that our sins might be forgiven. Jesus was crucified so that we might enter His Kingdom, so that we might be able to enter heaven. However, we must reject sin. We must reject fornication. We must reject the things of this world and prepare ourselves for the world to come. We must be born again in Christ.

This is true love. Jesus endured this for your sake and mine.

Let us reject Valentine’s Day! Let us cleanse our culture of its sin-filled smut! Let us take back the world for Jesus. Let us take back our calendar for Christ.

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

We support Rick Santorum for president in 2016!

Why evolution fails

Greetings fellow Christians! I have just returned from spending time amongst the heathens in Eritrea where I spread the Bible to many people. I love sharing the Truth of our Lord Jesus Christ with the world and saving people for Jesus! Now that I have returned, let’s look at why evolution fails. People are blinded by an ideology and dogma of evolution, even though the science of evolution fails. The dogma of evolution is what guides the behavior of the atheist. Below I will show that the dogma of evolution stands in stark contrast to what we might expect to actually see if evolution were true. Evolution fails, but the heathens cling to the dogma of evolution because it is what Satan wants!

If evolution is true, then why do people have abortions? Isn’t abortion genetic suicide? Wouldn’t evolution forbid abortion? The TEACHING of evolution, a Satanic doctrine, inspires evils like abortion, pedophilia, masturbation, castration, and lesbianism. This is because the doctrine of evolution is the doctrine of Satan. If evolution actually worked, abortion would have been evolved out of the gene pool!

If evolution were true, then people wouldn’t get sick any more! People are far more complex than bacteria, and bacteria cause disease. This disease is a result of the fall of Man and God’s Creation as a result of Eve’s transgression in the Garden of Eden. If evolution were true, then people would have evolved resistance to these bacteria! The fact that people still get sick shows that the Creation is devolving, not evolving. This is exactly what we would expect to see given the post-Eden fall.

If evolution is true, then how come numerous studies by the RATE group show that the world is very young and that radiometric dating is extremely flawed? You need millions of years for evolution to occur. Yet the earth is very young. Need more proof of this? Why do scientists have dinosaur blood cells and blood vessels? These aren’t millions of years old!

If evolution is true, then how come people have anal sex? Anal sex is sinful and from Satan. If evolution were true, then the only sex people would have is vaginal sex for reproduction. This is not the proper place to put a penis boys and girls:


If evolution is true, then how come people still masturbate? See point on abortion. Masturbation is sinful and inspired by Satan. If evolution were true, nobody would ever waste semen. In fact, semen would only be used to make babies, in the way God wishes us to do, if evolution were true.

Why is the internet so filled with pornography if evolution is true? Pornographic images are satanic, not evolved! If evolution were true, men would not lust after women on the screen but they would seek to make love with real women in real life. I don’t advocate adultery or lustful behavior, but the evolutionary worldview does inspire such sinful behaviors. First off, let the great Christian thinker Edward Current guide us before I give you examples of the evil images available on the internet:

Now for some of these lustful images:

If evolution were true, then why do people have sex with animals? Beastiality is a sin. Man on dog is sinful just like man on man. Let us trust the wisdom of Rick Santorum on that topic. I believe that Rick Santorum should be the next president of America because Santorum is a true Christian. Vote for him in 2016. But I digress. Bestiality does not make babies. If evolution were true, bestiality would not occur! And yet we find images such as this on the world wide web of sin:

If evolution were true, then how come we don’t see monkeys giving birth to human babies? How come we don’t see carbon atoms spontaneously turning into cells? Evolution is a false doctrine inspired by Satan, boys and girls. Hopefully these few examples have shown you how bankrupt the science of evolution is. Next time an evolutionist tells you that evolution is true, you can tell them the truth! Evolution is a lie! The “science” of evolution is merely a tool used by Satan to inspire a heathenistic, hedonist, sinful world! And even this sinful world ruined by Satan is not consistent with what we would expect if evolution were true.

Evolution is a bankrupt idea and acceptance of it leads to strong moral decay. Keep evolution away from your children and families, my True Christian Friends.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a true Christian.