Who loves Honey Boo Boo? Satan, the devil, and Lucifer too!

the face of evil!

Greetings True Christians!

Do you hear those thundering footsteps as they run towards the buffet? Can you hear the screams of terror as normal people step away? Here comes Honey Boo Boo, Satan’s youngest toy. Every time she eats more food, Lucifer laughs with joy.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, God hates Honey Boo Boo and her mother. They are both known gluttons, and obesity is sinful. Have you ever seen a fat servant of God? I’m willing to bet the answer is no.  Gluttony is sinful and it keeps needed food away from the starving children who need it most.  Honey Boo Boo’s mother is clinging to earthly pleasures in this world by incessantly pushing food into her daughter’s mouth, and is leading herself and her family to an eternity in Hell.

this glutton is leading her children straight to Hell!!!

Do you know what the Bible says about people who lead their children into sin?  Let’s take a look at Mark 9:42. “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea.” Those are the words of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!  If I was Honey Boo Boo’s mother, I would be deeply afraid. The Bible is clear, she is headed for an eternity in the lake of fire.

this is where Honey Boo Boo’s mom is leading her children!

And that’s just because of the food! Not to mention, her and her family have sold out to create an ungodly and evil “reality TV” series! This series glorifies obesity, the sinfulness of Hollywood, and the use of dating sites! Do you know what non-Christian dating sites are? They are one of Satan’s most productive playgrounds. These sites bring people together for incessantly sinful ungodly bouts of fornication and adultery, and all who participate receive a one way ticket to HELL, lest they repent.

image from a typical ungodly dating site

This evil, ungodly show also glorifies a satanic and evil creation called “go go juice,” which is used by Honey Boo Boo’s lard-infused mother to prepare her daughter for beauty pageants. This juice includes a mixture of Red Bull (which, remember, is a drink inspired by Satan and communism) and Mountain Dew. Beauty pageants are Satanic too, because they glorify sex instead of glorifying the Lord.  While these pageants judge on shallow things, the Bible judges on Godly things. “Go go juice” sounds like something that you might find for sale at an ungodly den of iniquity served up by some whores of Babylon in Las Vegas!

this whore of babylon loves her go go juice!

Honey Boo Boo also glorifies homosexuality! In one episode she says that there is “nothing wrong with being a little gay.”  Honey, you’re misguided. Homosexual acts are an abomination to God, and God hates homosexuality. Homosexuals, much like nonrepentent atheists, Catholics, Hindus, Mormons, Muslims, and other heathens, are headed straight to Hell. Repent or you’ll burn too!

They’re leading you straight to HELL!

TV shows such as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo teach our children that it is ok to eat in excess and to ignore God’s law!  They teach our children that it is ok to place an emphasis on sexuality and not on Jesus! We must remove this ungodly television show from our networks and take back the airways for Christ.  We must send Honey Boo Boo and her family back to the woods of wherever, and replace their television series with good, old fashioned, Godly entertainment. Let us take back the networks for Jesus! Let’s take back the TV for Christ!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker


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Halloween is Ungodly

Dear Christians,

Do you know that Halloween is a very, very ungodly holiday that comes from Hell? That’s right, heathens! Halloween is a time of worshiping evil, evolution, homosexuality, adultery, witchcraft, satanism, and it is a time when Satan is invited into our lives. Think that your children are safe in deluded churches that endorse this heathen holiday? Well, think again! God is being mocked and he despises the celebration of this pagan filth in his sacred temples of worship, in our schools, and in the neighborhoods. It is time for us to remind our children why they were baptized and washed in the blood of Jesus Christ; not the blood of sacrificed offerings for the Devil to get candy.


Jack o'lanterns are of the Devil.

Jack o’lanterns are of the Devil.

The unholy holiday traces its beginnings in the British Isles during a time of occupation by barbaric pagans called the “Druids.” This unholy civilization embraced demons, sorcery, witchcraft and they were intolerant of God’s loved people, the Christians. They celebrated a night of terror called “Samhain.” During their unholy celebration that coincides with October 31, they were clad in evil dark cloaks and they raided Christian villages by trying to steal their food and money. But if this didn’t work, the children were abducted and sacrificed to the false gods of the Druids. In exchange for the children, the disgusting Druids gave Christian families a pumpkin with a carved demonic face, known today as a Jack-o-lantern and a sign of Satan’s presence.


Modern day druids?

Modern day druids?

Although this practice was put to end when the goodly Christians did the right thing by stoning and burning these heathens, Satan’s presence continues to this day when Halloween is celebrated. Witches, pagans, and satanic atheists continue to celebrate this day as “Satan’s Birthday” while more reports of children dying from poisoned candy continue to rise (Perhaps from the legions of God-hating atheists doing whatever they want as if God doesn’t exist). Godless universities have Pagan related festivals where college students participate in watching the heathen movie, The Rocky Horror Satan Show. In addition, lots of animals are also sacrificed by these perverted heathens. Satan is satisfyingly pleasured when those hideous and beady eyes of his see our our children dressed as witches, demons, ghosts, or Harry Potter. Because of this, God is offended when he sees his children dressed in such demonic fashion to get candy, but he will not remain mocked.

Halloween allows kids to be dressed in satanic fashion.

Halloween allows kids to be dressed in satanic fashion.

Demonic costumes glorifying adultery that Satan loves to see.

Demonic costumes glorifying adultery that Satan loves to see.

Halloween allows homosexuals to deface God and his angels.

Halloween allows homosexuals to deface God and his angels.

Did you also know that Halloween glorifies evolution? That’s right! That deluded myth representing sinfulness was known to have come from Satan, as reported in Kent Hovind’s Doctoral Dissertation (Which you can easily find with a Google search if your godly Christian Bookstore doesn’t sell copies of it). Just look at how the ungodly themes of the Darwinistic cult are marketed to our children and our dogs! It’s obvious these secular companies making the costumes are selling evolution at a price the Devil would only have dreamed of! So far what we have learned, as proven in these pictures, Halloween is a celebration for Satan’s favorite myth, evilution!

What the evilutionists like to see on Halloween!

What the evilutionists like to see on Halloween!


The animal costumes are a hidden agenda by the Darwinists to promote evolution.

The animal costumes are a hidden agenda by the Darwinists to promote evolution.



Today, As Christians, we are living in the Dark Times as  many people allow themselves  to become influenced by Satan to do his dirty work. We see proof to this day as evolution remains unchallenged in our schools, that there is not a single song glorifying God on Halloween, that The Ten Commandments are being removed from the God-given courtrooms, that drugs and gay marriage are becoming legal in America, and so on. Thankfully, we have the beacons of light known as the “Hell Houses”, and they do their job by saving many lost sheep to Jesus and away from Satan’s grasp. The Hell Houses warn the unsaved about gay marriage, abortion, evolution, homosexuality, pornography, rock n roll, drugs, John Lennon, socialism, Obama, and other sins the Devil wants us to indulge in. It’s time for us to stand up for America and say Satan is no longer welcome. All True Christians must unite, and we shall fight Satan and his demons from claiming many souls for Hell. Let’s join together in the good fight and cut down the Evil Tree that produces these bad fruits.


Hell Houses are a way to save peoples' souls from following heathenism ways.

Hell Houses are a way to save peoples’ souls from following heathenism ways.

By the way, tell your children they only have one choice for two holidays: Christmas or Halloween. Let them know that accepting Jesus is the real treat and the reason for Christmas.

Yours in Christ,
Martin Baker