George Lucas repent!

Dear friends,

Did you know that George Lucas is at it again with his Satanic movie series called Star Wars? Recently, Lucas and Disney have been promoting images of a villain named Kylo Ren who wields a lightsaber that looks like an upside down cross. This is an ungodly offense to Christians all around the world. Heck, this villain looks like somebody from the Four Horsemen mentioned in the Book of Revelations if I haven’t seen them. Look at the image and see how the sword was made to offend Christians.


The villain is unmasked and next to stormtroopers resembling the KKK!

The villain is unmasked and next to stormtroopers resembling the KKK!

Disney and George Lucas need to repent for the marketing of this abomination. It is time for us Christians to take back Hollywood and the cinemas for Christ. We also need to protect our children from this Illuminati filth since this movie will be used for brainwashing our children to follow the Secular Media. It’s time to chop down the Tree of Evil that produces these bad fruits once and for all!

Martin Baker

Star Wars and Satan’s War!

The choice is yours!

Greetings True Christians! That dastardly heathen Mormon George Lucas is at it again with Star Wars Episode 7. That’s right boys and girls! Lucas the soldier of Lucifer has a new movie coming! This one is called Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Lucas is still marketing his ungodly evil myth and false religion of the force, and this newest movie is yet another in George Lucas’ 40 year assault on the Truth of Jesus! Why doesn’t George Lucas see a problem with what he is doing? Probably because, like all Mormons, George Lucas believes that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers, children of the magical mystical sky-man who is having sky-sex with his collection of sky-wives and making spirit babies. George Lucas also wears magical Mormon underwear most likely, so its not surprising that he is willing to invent this ungodly Hindu-esque myth that he calls the force! I have news for you George Lucas and all of you Star Wars treckies! There is only one “force,” and that force is the force of Good created by Jesus through the Holy Spirit! Those heathen treckies have tried to turn Jedi Night into a religion based upon George Lucas’s mythological Satanic ungodly films, and are trying to replace Jesus with a fake “spirit” based on his movies. Lucas’s latest film has even mocked the Crucifixion, with a Cross-shaped laser-sword!

This Cross-shaped laser sword mocks the Cross of Christ!

George Lucas’s ungodly evil movies also glorify the Darwinist dogma of playing god! Lucas made up an ungodly story about about “clone wars” and cloning warriors. Everybody knows that cloning is of Satan and not of God! God is the only person who is allowed to create life! First, the evil Darwinists cloned a sheep and named it Dolly after large-bosomed whore of Babylon Dolly Parton, and now George Lucas is making up fantasy stories about cloning! Why? Because George Lucas is a sexual pervert who wants to make veiled references to Darwinism in order to make it more palatable to our young ones. This is sinful stuff, and Lucas should be arrested for his abuse of our children. He even uses children in his film to cater to kids!

George Lucas is a kinky sinner!

Natalie Portmans is a satanic slut!

George Lucas’ glorified “clones”

Star Wars victimizes children!

Did you know that the ungodly and evil George Lucas also supports the many-worlds mythology pushed by Mormons and atheists? Lucas wants us to believe that there is human-like life on planets all across the universe, because his ungodly Mormon faith teaches him that when he dies he will be allowed to create his own planet and make millions of spirit babies with his many spirit wives for all eternity. Joseph Smith believed in polygamy in this life, and Lucas wants it in the next life. This many-worlds doctrine is also a veiled attempt to support Darwinism! By claiming that life exists all through the universe, it undermines the special creation of life on this earth by God. That’s just stupid, boys and girls! The Bible tells us that God created life on THIS world, not anywhere else! Therefore, there is no life anywhere else! It’s as simple as that! We are God’s chosen people, and God’s privileged planet. Shame on George Lucas for trying to teach our children otherwise!

This talking dog-man is one of Lucas’ evil aliens!

George Lucas also wants to teach our children that it is ok to use man-made machinacal creatures to replace interaction with real humans. Lucas creates the ungodly droids, both for a military and for servile tasks. Look at C3Do and C2-D2, the ungodly homosexual droid partners that date each other in a veiled homosexual relationship in the first three films! This is sinful stuff! God hates faggots, and God hates faggot robots! Therefore, God hates Star Wars!

These evil droids are planning a riot somewhere in the Star Wars universe!

The Faggot Droids Satan is looking for!

George Lucas’ ungodly human-robot hybrid!

Did you know that George Lucas also glorifies slavery? Lucas wants to own a collection of slaves, and he shows this with his  characters “Slave Leia” and “slave Anapkin.”  It is fitting that Lucas wants to own both women and young boys, as this is an allusion to Islamic beliefs. Muslims buy little boy slaves and slave women all the time! Here are Lucas’s slave creations:

slave Anapkin

Slave Leia

It is not surprising that Lucas glorifies the owning of young boys. Half of his Star Wars saga is a direct glorification of the Roman Catholic Church! Did you know that the Empire on Star Wars was based entirely on Catholicism? I have proof! First off, compare the Pope and the Emperor:

The symbolism is the same!

Next, note the similarities between the Pope arriving and the Emperor arriving:

This is evil, boys and girls! Lucas also glorifies the evolutionist missing link the crocoduck! Where is the Crocoduck? The Crocoduck is featured in one of George Lucas’s movies in the character Jar Jar Stinks! Here’s the crocoduck:

The Crocoduck!

Lucas also features Satanic teddy bears in his movies:

These Teddy Bears are from the Devil!

The only thing George Lucas got right in his Star Wars films was his portrayal of Muslims. He portrays them as heartless killers fighting in the desert with spears and ugly outfits. That is the only correct representation of anything in Lucas’ films! All other things are of Satan! Here is Lucas’ portrayal of a typical Muslim:

A Typical Muslim

God hates Star Wars! God hates George Lucas! And if you are a Star Wars fan, God hates you! Let us boycott the new Star Wars movie and keep our children and our families away from it! Let us take back our TVs for Jesus! Let us take back our cinemas for Christ!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

George Lucas is at it again!

Not too long ago, Lucas has posted a preview on YouTube for his new Star Wars movie. Star Wars is an unholy abomination that is based off the False Religion Buddhism and is related to witchcraft, the Illuminati, and other New Age filth. We have had gun shootings, Christian kids being bullied in school, and other problems related to the release of these films. Please read our previous entry “Star Wars is for Sinners” and help us take our cinemas back for Christ.

On Star Wars and Satan

Greetings True Christians!

Today we will talk about the evils of Star Wars, the Satanic film series directed by George Lucas. We are not fans of Star Wars, and we have covered Star Wars before on this site. But with the new movies coming out, it’s time to talk about them again.

I’ll outline the Star Wars story here. A long time ago in the 1980s in a sinful place far, far away called California, the heathen Mormon George Lucas created Star Wars, and he saw that it was heathen in form. Throughout the Star Wars saga, Lucas carries out his own personal vendetta against traditional Christianity, and his films are meant to lead young minds away from Jesus. What’s wrong with Star Wars? EVERYTHING! It’s time to tell you all why.

Problem one. Homosexuality. The Star Wars universe is rife with homosexuality. During the original three films from the 1980s, in fact, the main protagonists of the film, RD-B2 and C3D0, “droids”, constitute a homosexual couple. The way they bicker and argue yet always stay together throughout the films shows us that there are homosexual tendencies between these robots. This is clearly sinful stuff. Lucas promotes homosexuality with these “droids,” yes. But even worse, these droids seem to have minds of their own! You cannot create a mind, no matter how good your programming skills. The only person that can create a mind is God, and we know that He is Good. Homosexuality in Star Wars is rampant, and even inspires homosexuality among fans of the series. Images below:

Problem two. Incest. Luke Skytalker and Leia Origami, the son and daughter of Anakin Skytalker and Queen Amigdala, are engaged in an incestuous relationship in the first Star Wars film. They even kiss each other on the mouth! Later in the series they find out that they are siblings, so they didn’t know they were siblings when they kissed, but still! This is sinful, sinful writing on the part of Lucas and the crew. In fact, there is apparently a nearly R-rated love scene between Luke and Leia on the unrated dvd version of A New Hope. I haven’t seen it, so I can’t confirm or deny its existence.

Problem three. Mormonism! The films are rife with Mormon ideology! The films show separate creations on separate planets. The Mormon Church preaches that when good Mormons die, they get to create their own planets, much like the planets in Star Wars. This is clearly a reference to Mormonism, and it is sinful.

Problem four. Buddhism and witch craft. Ever see The Empire Strikes Back? Ever see Yoda’s hut? Yoda’s hut is clearly a witch’s hut. It fits all the general characteristics, and it is clear that Yoda represents a glorification of witchcraft in this film. Know the best way to get rid of a witch? Burn it! They burned witches in the 1600s, and we don’t burn them anymore. Why? Because burning witches in the 1600s solved the problem! They’re all gone now. Well almost all gone. The ones that aren’t are hiding from the power of Christ.

As far as Buddhism, the Jedi way of life and the force are clearly Buddhist references. The Jedi worship a mystical power field called the force, that “runs through us all”. They espouse a set of beliefs very similar to Buddhism. There are good and evil followers of the force, much like Buddhism. Unlike Christianity, followers of the force see no problem embracing the Dark Side. The Jedi run around looking like Japanese samurai doing magic Asian Jackie Chan martial arts sequences and playing with light sabers. They dress in kimono-esque robes. Do you know what Buddhists are, boys and girls? Buddhists are heathens! And Lucas makes these heathens the heroes and villains the heroes of his films. This is sinful, and represents a glorification of the heathen way of life. Even worse, people are now putting “Jedi Knight” as their religious faith on censuses! Clearly Lucas is leading people away from God and working for Satan.

Speaking of religion, let us not forget Catholicism! Who is the Evil Empire in Star Wars? The Catholic Church. We told you about this in our previous post on Star Wars, but it bears repeating. First, the last pope of the Catholic Church looks EXACTLY like the Emperor in charge of the Empire. Second, the Empire’s royal guards are dressed almost like Catholic Cardinals. Third, both are deeply steeped in ceremony and dogma. Accidental? I think not. Is Lucas trying to use the imagery of the Catholic Church to imply that ALL Christians are evil? This is a definite possibility. Another key moment in the film dealing with Catholicism is when Dr. Scotty, also referenced in the Rocky Horror Satan Show, is beamed into the Death Star by Mr. Spock, ostensibly destroying the “Church”. The Empire survives, and in the third film, a new Death Star is built. This is apparently a reference to the Great Schism in Catholic history.

Here’s another key problem. Evolution! In “Episode One”, Lucas embraces a Richard Dawkins Selfish Gene Game Theory scenario when Wattle and Qui Gon Gin play dice to decide whether Qui Gon gets to own Anakin or his mother (I will refrain from discussing slavery in the film because the Bible actually seems to endorse slavery, thus, this is not wholly problematic). The video games spun off of Star Wars also use this evolutionist game theory. After all, they’re games. The films also show what appear to be separately “evolved” ecosystems throughout the galaxy. This is sinful. It embraces Darwinism. It rejects the Christian notion of One Creation. It rejects Biblical Truth. Shame on you, George Lucas! Shame on you!

much like George Lucas, this man wants your soul

Another problem? Skin, skin, skin. Episode two shows the nearly exposed buttocks of an alien woman. It also shows the exposed midrift of Natalie Portman, along with a shirt which barely covers her breasts. Things get even worse in the original series. Not only does Jabber the Hutt keep Princess Leia in chains in a metal slave bikini, but the other Twilek dancing slaves in the movie are nearly naked. This is very sinful. As Christians, we must ask ourselves how many innocent teenaged boys have been led into sinful masturbation as a result of these films, and even worse, into sinful masturbation over non-human alien creatures! And let us not forget the “Sarlac”, which is clearly a reference to the female vagina! Not only that, it has s tentacle coming out of it, which bears a striking resemblance, I am told, to Japanese “tentacle” pornography. This is horrible.

What happens to the people tied to these films? They’re most likely going straight to hell. William Shatner is headed straight to hell for trying to be in the new movies. That rocket man is headed straight into the sea of fire. If he thinks space is “cold as hell”, he’ll soon find out what hell really feels like, about 1 second after his death. Samuel L. Jackson? Going to hell. Not only for Star Wars, but all the other movies he’s made too. Sir Alec Guiness? Hell. Harrison Ford, headed straight for the center of hell with his kinky Indiana Jones whip and his Hand Solo space rifle. Hope they’re all ready for a one way ticket straight into Satan’s barbecue!

Do you want to ride on the highway to hell with Lucas and his heathen spawn, or do you want to climb the stairway to heaven? Well if you want a one way ticket to Paradise, you must reject the heathen notions expressed in these films. Lucas is working for the devil, and is trying to lead YOU away from Christ. How do we get to heaven? We must be Born Again. We must accept Biblical Truth. Star Wars rejects Biblical Truth, and as True Christians, we must reject Star Wars. Let us take a stand against Star Wars. Let us protest outside every theater that shows the new films. Two thousand years ago, somebody died on a Cross for you and I. Don’t you think it’s time someone took a stand for Him? Join us in the fight against Star Wars. Join us, Christian soldiers, in the war on Star Wars. Let us take a stand against Lucas. Let us take back our theaters for Christ.

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

P.S. Let us pray for our men and women in uniform in the Middle East fighting the sand people and camel jockeys who reject Jesus and embrace Islam. There is ONE great scene in the Star Wars saga, and that is the scene where Anakin kills all the sand people. We must do the same thing, and wipe out the Islamic scourge on this planet. After all, they brought down the World Trade Center, and we must now destroy all of them. ~Jim

real life terrorists, or star wars costumes? Either way, they must die.