Greetings True Christians!
Through the years of our ministry, many people have called our blog a “Poe Blog”. This blog is nothing of the sort. We are on a mission from God to spread His holy world, and our page is as legitimate as Jesus. The proliferation of “poe blogs” on the internet serves only to lead souls away from Jesus. We, on the other hand, are trying to lead souls TO Jesus and to heaven. Poe blogs are one of Satan’s favorite things on the internet, second only to pornography.
What is a Poe blog anyway? Poe blogs are not what I initially thought they were. At first, Martin and I were very confused at the accusation of this page being a “Poe blog”. We thought Poe blogs were blogs about Edgar Allen Poe, the famous evil poet from Baltimore. We were wrong. The term Poe is an acronym, which means “parody of evangelical.” These are heathen scum, often atheists, making fun of True Christians such as Martin and myself. These scum make True Christians look foolish and lead people away from Jesus. Due to that fact, they are headed straight to Hell.
Now that I have described what a Poe blog is, perhaps I should give you some examples. John Hagee is a notorious Poe, since no True Christian could be that stupid. Stephen Colbert is a Poe as well. The same is true for pages like “What Would American Jesus Do?
These heathen Poes will lead you straight to Hell, and should not be trusted!
Now, let me give you some trustworthy Christian sources. Kent Hovind is a very intelligent, very sincere, Christian scientist. Martin and myself are also intelligent, well-respected Christian thinkers. The same is true for Edward Current (who often gets attacked by atheists for being a Poe, much like Martin and I), Ken Ham, and Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for President (TM).
Does the Bible tell us about Poes? Of course! Jesus foresaw their existence and has already warned us about them. Let’s see it in His holy words:
“You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thorn bushes or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Therefore by their fruits you will know them” (Matt. 7:15-20). -JESUS!
These wolves in sheep clothing, the false prophets, the Poes, are working Satan to lead True Christians away from the Father and into lives of atheism and sin. What does Jesus say about the fate of anyone who leads one away from God? Let’s take a look:
” And whoso shall receive one such little child in My name, receiveth Me. But whoso shall cause one of these little ones who believe in Me to fall, it were better for him that a millstone were hung about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe unto the world because of offenses!”” (Matthew 18:5), JESUS!
So beware, Poe bloggers. God is keeping score. God is keeping track of all those souls that you lead astray. You will be tormented in Hell for all eternity, where demons and Satan will torture you, beat you, burn you, and torment you for ever and ever. The choice is yours. Repent and be born again in the glory of Christ, or be cast into Hell. Choose wisely.
To my dear, dear readers. Please keep your family away from the evil poe bloggers on the internet. Let us take back the internet for Jesus. The internet has been turned into a waystation for pornography and heathen smut, when it could be better used to spread the Good News of Jesus. Let us take back the internet for Jesus! Let us take back the cyberwebs for Christ!
I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.