Poes are Satan’s Special Friends!

Greetings True Christians!

Through the years of our ministry, many people have called our blog a “Poe Blog”. This blog is nothing of the sort. We are on a mission from God to spread His holy world, and our page is as legitimate as Jesus. The proliferation of “poe blogs” on the internet serves only to lead souls away from Jesus. We, on the other hand, are trying to lead souls TO Jesus and to heaven. Poe blogs are one of Satan’s favorite things on the internet, second only to pornography.

This is the only thing on the internet that Satan loves more than poe blogs.

What is a Poe blog anyway? Poe blogs are not what I initially thought they were. At first, Martin and I were very confused at the accusation of this page being a “Poe blog”. We thought Poe blogs were blogs about Edgar Allen Poe, the famous evil poet from Baltimore. We were wrong. The term Poe is an acronym, which means “parody of evangelical.” These are heathen scum, often atheists, making fun of True Christians such as Martin and myself. These scum make True Christians look foolish and lead people away from Jesus. Due to that fact, they are headed straight to Hell.

This is not the Poe we’re talking about.

This is where the Poes go.

Now that I have described what a Poe blog is, perhaps I should give you some examples. John Hagee is a notorious Poe, since no True Christian could be that stupid. Stephen Colbert is a Poe as well. The same is true for pages like “What Would American Jesus Do?
These heathen Poes will lead you straight to Hell, and should not be trusted!

Now, let me give you some trustworthy Christian sources. Kent Hovind is a very intelligent, very sincere, Christian scientist. Martin and myself are also intelligent, well-respected Christian thinkers. The same is true for Edward Current (who often gets attacked by atheists for being a Poe, much like Martin and I), Ken Ham, and Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for President (TM).

Rick Santorum is a True Christian, and God’s candidate for president in 2016!

Does the Bible tell us about Poes? Of course! Jesus foresaw their existence and has already warned us about them. Let’s see it in His holy words:

“You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thorn bushes or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Therefore by their fruits you will know them” (Matt. 7:15-20). -JESUS!

beware wolves in Sheep’s clothing.

These wolves in sheep clothing, the false prophets, the Poes, are working Satan to lead True Christians away from the Father and into lives of atheism and sin. What does Jesus say about the fate of anyone who leads one away from God? Let’s take a look:

” And whoso shall receive one such little child in My name, receiveth Me. But whoso shall cause one of these little ones who believe in Me to fall, it were better for him that a millstone were hung about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe unto the world because of offenses!””
(Matthew 18:5), JESUS!

So beware, Poe bloggers. God is keeping score. God is keeping track of all those souls that you lead astray. You will be tormented in Hell for all eternity, where demons and Satan will torture you, beat you, burn you, and torment you for ever and ever. The choice is yours. Repent and be born again in the glory of Christ, or be cast into Hell. Choose wisely.

We must drag pornography off of the face of the internet for Jesus!

To my dear, dear readers. Please keep your family away from the evil poe bloggers on the internet. Let us take back the internet for Jesus. The internet has been turned into a waystation for pornography and heathen smut, when it could be better used to spread the Good News of Jesus. Let us take back the internet for Jesus! Let us take back the cyberwebs for Christ!

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

Why atheism fails: Christopher Hitchens

Dear Christians,


We will share with you why atheism fails. The former sinner who has now been saved, Christopher Hitchens, is an example of why atheism fails. Instead of being in an eternity of torment and fire, Christopher Hitchens is enjoying an eternity of everlasting salvation with other good people such as Peter, Paul, Mother Teresa, Jesus, Mary, Jerry Falwell, and Moses.

As Hitchens was in his deathbed, death was slowly creeping up on him. He knew that Hell was coming upon him, so he called for salvation and embraced Christianity. We know this to be true since hospitals always have chaplains that do the Lord’s work, but there were also witnesses that saw this event. Furthermore, Jim and I prayed to the Holy Spirit, and we were told that Hitchens indeed turned to Christ! The Holy Spirit provided the evidence we searched. We also have some evidence that we will present.

Christopher Hitchens was not always the spiteful atheist as many like to view him. Although he was well known for his attacks against Christianity, he knew deep down in his heart of the miracles that Jesus performed. Hitchens always knew that anything as complicated as a pocketwatch could not have formed by itself, and that you can’t get something from nothing. Hitchens was always a fan of the Christian writer C.S. Lewis as you can see here: http://www.cslewisreview.org/2007/07/christopher-hitchens-on-c-s-lewis/ Hitchens was also friends with members of the Christian community such as Pastor Rick Warren. There was a moment of compassion that changed Hitchens when many Christians organized a “Pray for Hitchens Day” event on the internet. Perhaps Hitchens felt the compassion and the tolerance of the Christians that made him see the good of Christianity.

Besides Christopher Hitchens being an example of an atheist-turned-Christian, there are other examples. Look at Kirk Cameron, Ray Comfort, and Lee Strobel. These people mentioned were former atheists that soon came to know God and become saved. They are also true scholars of creation science.


With his good deeds and his call for salvation, Hitchens had the makings of a true Christian. He is enjoying company with the angels and all the other good people in Heaven. Hitchens made it to Heaven by removing the materialistic dogma that blinded him, so that he could see a new world of love, kindness, and peace. As his friend Rick Warren stated, “My friend Christopher Hitchens has died. I loved & prayed for him constantly & grieve his loss. He knows the Truth now.” Perhaps “Pray for Hitchens Day” worked. We know for a fact that Christopher turned from being a sinner to saved, and that he is happy in paradise. The evidence given in this blog post proves that Hitchens converted on his deathbed before death.

Accept Jesus as your personal savior and you will have everlasting salvation.

Your friends in Christ,

Martin and Jim