A note to atheists

Greetings atheist heathens.

 

Obviously our good-natured Christian posts have only invited ridicule and laughter from within your heathen midst.  Martin and I have tried praying for your souls repeatedly. We have tried to lead you away from your atheist Darwinist delusions. We have tried to lead you to Jesus. And yet you continue to mock us. This is deeply hurtful to me, and I will try a new approach tonight. Perhaps it will be of more interest to you heathen sinners to know what lies in store for those that openly reject Jesus. These people go to Hell, for all eternity. But what is Hell like?

 

Hell is a place filled with fire, a lake of fire where all souls never die, but instead are eternally tormented. These souls are stuck there, and there is great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Everybody will be able to hear you scream, but nobody will help you. In fact, your fellow denizens of Hell will probably attack you in anger and hatred because, like you, they chose to reject Christ and sealed their own fate, an eternity in this tortured, Godless, terrible place.  You will be tortured for every single second from now until the end of time, and every second will seem like an eternity. Picture every single cell in your body exploding in pain for every single second for the rest of your life. Now multiply that pain times a million, and that whole time times a million.  The suffering you will endure at the hands of Satan is unfathomable to us mortals, because it is something so terrible that we can’t even begin to imagine it. 

 

Why would Satan torture you for rejecting God when Satan himself is being tormented eternally for rejecting God?  The answer is really quite simple. You are one of God’s creations, in fact one of His most prized creations. Satan hates everything that is from God. Therefore, Satan hates you, and will torture you mercilessly for all eternity.

 

Do you really want this to happen to you? Do you really want to endure an eternity in Hell? You can be saved, quite easily in fact. All you need do is be Born Again in Christ. Allow His holy blood to wash away your sins. Be baptized in His name. Embrace His teachings. Open your heart to Him. Follow His lead and turn away from your evil heathen ways.

 

I pray that all atheists who read this post will be moved to embrace Jesus. Let us Christians pray for their salvation. Let us win back their souls in Christ.

 

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

A note to atheists

Greetings atheist heathens.

 

Obviously our good-natured Christian posts have only invited ridicule and laughter from within your heathen midst.  Martin and I have tried praying for your souls repeatedly. We have tried to lead you away from your atheist Darwinist delusions. We have tried to lead you to Jesus. And yet you continue to mock us. This is deeply hurtful to me, and I will try a new approach tonight. Perhaps it will be of more interest to you heathen sinners to know what lies in store for those that openly reject Jesus. These people go to Hell, for all eternity. But what is Hell like?

 

Hell is a place filled with fire, a lake of fire where all souls never die, but instead are eternally tormented. These souls are stuck there, and there is great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Everybody will be able to hear you scream, but nobody will help you. In fact, your fellow denizens of Hell will probably attack you in anger and hatred because, like you, they chose to reject Christ and sealed their own fate, an eternity in this tortured, Godless, terrible place.  You will be tortured for every single second from now until the end of time, and every second will seem like an eternity. Picture every single cell in your body exploding in pain for every single second for the rest of your life. Now multiply that pain times a million, and that whole time times a million.  The suffering you will endure at the hands of Satan is unfathomable to us mortals, because it is something so terrible that we can’t even begin to imagine it. 

 

Why would Satan torture you for rejecting God when Satan himself is being tormented eternally for rejecting God?  The answer is really quite simple. You are one of God’s creations, in fact one of His most prized creations. Satan hates everything that is from God. Therefore, Satan hates you, and will torture you mercilessly for all eternity.

 

Do you really want this to happen to you? Do you really want to endure an eternity in Hell? You can be saved, quite easily in fact. All you need do is be Born Again in Christ. Allow His holy blood to wash away your sins. Be baptized in His name. Embrace His teachings. Open your heart to Him. Follow His lead and turn away from your evil heathen ways.

 

I pray that all atheists who read this post will be moved to embrace Jesus. Let us Christians pray for their salvation. Let us win back their souls in Christ.

 

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

“Retards” are God’s special people.

Greetings true Christians.

Recently a commentator on our blog asked whether Martin and I were “retarded”, and that offended me. Not because of the implication that we are somehow mentally ill, but because the heathen scum would use the term “retard” as a term of degradation. This is horrible, and is an insult to God’s Creation. Why? Because “retards” are actually God’s special people.

Ever talked to a person with Downs Syndrome (the proper term for a “retard”)? These people are the happiest, most peaceful people you will ever meet. They are loving. They are caring. They are forgiving. They do not hold grudges. Most importantly, in their “debilitating” condition, they also do not know sin. They are kind of like Christ in that they simply cannot make the choice to sin.

What does this mean? the people you call “retards” are on the fast track to paradise. Why do the heathens mock them? Because they are different and the heathens cannot understand them.

These people are God’s children too you scum. Do not mock them on this site, it will not be tolerated. Oh, and making fun of someone with a disability is a one way ticket to Hell. Hope you’re ready for the barbecue, because Satan will enjoy torturing you.

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki

Lawrence Krause: Agent of Evil!

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Dear fellow Christians,

I am here to tell you about Lawrence Krause who is a physicist as well as the mouth of the Devil! As you all may have known by now, Lawrence Krause is on a mission to declare war on Christianity and to brainwash our children into believing that the Universe and us magically appeared from nothing, and that We need no Creator for guidance. He is trying to take away this great nation from Jesus, and he also wants to attack the Sunday schools. Once again, it is time for us to save our children’s ears for Jesus and not for the agents of evil that are attacking Christianity!

To start off, Lawrence Krause is another well known atheist like Richard Dawkins. He has attacked Christianity with his brand of satanic science that claims we need to live godless lives, and that we can enjoy the heathen lifestyle as if there is no god watching us. He has made multiple appearances with atheist Richard Dawkins, and he has been giving many free lectures on the godless college campuses (which by the way promote sinfulness, fornication, condoms and abortion causing pills, pornography, homosexuality, teenage sexuality, evilution, and many other bad fruits of sin) as a way to attract new recruits for the atheism cause. He will also be starring in a documentary with Richard Dawkins called “The Unbelievers”, which will be targeted at Christians. There are plans by the Secular media to have it spread in the movie theatres, and the goals of the movie are to divert many people from Christianity and also to tear down America.

Lawrence Krause has been known to be anti-Christian. For example, he made a hateful demonstration back in 2007 against the truthful Christian organisation, answersingenesis.org, who were trying to save many lives for Jesus with the construction of their museum here: http://creationmuseum.org/ He tells us that “We should forget Jesus and that the stars died for us” when he gives his public speeches about the poorly thought of “Big Bang Theory”, which is, after all, only a theory, and which was also disproven by the Christian astronomer Fred Hoyle! He preaches the dogma that was made by the heathen scientist, Carl Sagan, that says “we are all star stuff.” It is funny to remark how the evilutionists dispute with one another over whether we evolved from the dust of stars or monkeys, but Occam’s Razor allows us to identify the simpler explanation that we are all created in God’s image as it was specified in the book of Genesis. The bible has always been the number one book in science, and Krause’s recent book “A Universe Out of Nothing” will never sell more copies than the bible.

As Christians, we must pray for Lawrence Krause. He seems to be an intelligent person, although he doesn’t quite understand God. There have been many miraculous cases of atheists transitioning to Christians, especially Charles Darwin and Kirk Cameron, so perhaps Krause will one day open his eyes and see the light from God. Laurence Krause will no longer be lost, and he will join the flock that follows in the footsteps of Christ.

Please remember these passages:

From Jesus, Mathew 7:15-20:

“Be careful of false prophets. They come to you and look {gentle} like sheep. But they are really dangerous {like} wolves. You will know these people because of the things they do. Good things don’t come from bad people, the same as grapes don’t come from thorn bushes. And figs don’t come from thorny weeds. In the same way, every good tree makes good fruit. And bad trees make bad fruit. A good tree cannot make bad fruit. And a bad tree cannot make good fruit. Every tree that does not make good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. You will know these false people by the fruit they make (things they do).”

“God demonstrates his love toward us, in that we were sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8

“All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” Romans 3:23

“If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved…For ‘whoever calls on the name of the Lord shallbe saved.'” Romans 10:9,13

Martin Baker

This Heathen is going straight to hell

Dear Christians and heathens,

That man from Crimes Against Divinity has decided to mock us and reject our call for prayer. He will be cast into the depths of hell along with Carl Sagan, Alice Cooper, Charles Darwin, David Bowie, Richard Dawkins, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and all the heathens, and he will burn for all eternity for his sins. You can see his rejection post here. Satan is going to enjoy tormenting this one. I’ll respond to his post here. His words in italics, mine in normal text:

“I have a confession to make. A few nights ago was our monthly atheist bonfire and BBQ baby-eating competition that we hold down near the waterfront. Well, long story short, some of us ended up having a little too much to drink during the interminable hours of hedonistic debauchery and repeated drunk-dialing of Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort from random pay phones (“Hey, I’ve got something that fits perfectly in your mouth!””

This is the type of drunken mischief that these heathens engage in! Now I do not believe that they ACTUALLY ate babies, but even to joke about such a matter is to condemn one’s self to hell. You’re headed for a far warmer bonfire and barbecue…where your pathetic excuse of a soul will be the main course! Satan will enjoy you. And why do you mock Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron? Both men are very intelligent, strong, great Christian thinkers! Let me ask you something. What have YOU ever done with your life besides write your silly little blog? These men have touched the hearts of millions. Martin and I have done missionary work in many places across the globe, helping the world’s poor heathens to see the light of Christ. What have you ever done? Far less than us true Christians!

We had exhausted our supply of “Dawkins / Harris 2016″ fliers pretty quickly after tagging just about every telephone pole and church door within a three mile radius, and were running out of ideas.

Wow. This guy is dumber than I thought! Does he not know that Dawkins cannot be elected president because Dawkins is British? We’re dealing with an Atheist idiot here! The atheist community claims that true Christians such as Martin and myself are illiterate, bumbling idiots, yet we understand how the US Government works far better than these sinners. Next time an atheist tries to tell you that the United States is not a Christian nation, think back to this instance of atheist ignorance. Do not trust them, ever.

You know how some people have those lit-up animatronic Santa Clauses, reindeer, and snowmen on their lawns during Christmas time? Well, not too far from the main road we caught a glimpse of this house with what appeared to be the entire passion of the Christ laid out – animatronic-style – on the front lawn. The Trial. The Sentencing. The Nailing of Jesus (complete with red LEDs for blood spatter; very nice touch). And, finally, the Empty Tomb complete with angels. I couldn’t have imagined anything so elaborate, and would have simply dismissed it as some alcohol-induced hallucination if my friends hadn’t been with me to witness it.

Actually, it’s not the passion of the Christ. You exaggerate. It’s the left-over remains of my nativity scene that I reworked slightly to make it work for an Easter display. It’s not that special, the lights might be over the top, but thank you for noticing, friend. I spent hours and hours working on that display actually.

Knowing that the only thing more irritating than an atheist to a Christian of this level of exuberance would be a believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we went right to work. We hit up the local 7-11, bought some markers, paper, another 12-pack of PBR, and a couple of loaves of Italian bread that looked like they were surplus from a local Olive Garden. Managing the best I could with barely enough hand-eye coordination to tie my shoes, my buddies and I whipped up a few posters, pasted one on their door, and mounted a few others on their lawn. Each one came with its own loaf of bread; I’m still not too sure why. It sounded like a good idea at the time. Then again, so did PBR.

Hmm. Atheism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, PBR (which I believe is one of those atheist drink cocktails…something like “Pastafarian baby rectum”. Now they don’t actually put the baby rectum in there, its just what they call it since its apparently nasty). And we have an admission of guilt. These heartless heathens are sinners, they admit it, and yet they refuse to turn to Christ. Hell will not be a good place for them, even though they’re headed there by their own choice.

“Yesterday I found out they’re issuing a public “call for the clasping of hands and muttering to one’s self” for me, in hopes that I’ll give up my heathen ways and turn to the path of the Lord. Not bloody likely. I do appreciate the concern, though … and the attention that comes with it, of course. Please keep me appraised on what God thinks of my work, since he never seemed to have the time to answer me when I was batting for his team.”

I prayed hard for you. The Spirit guided me to an answer. You can either repent or burn in hell. Do you know what hell is like? Let me describe it for you. It is a great, eternal pit of fire where your “body,” in whatever form it may be, is cast for all eternity. You will be tortured every second of every day for all eternity. There will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth. It will smell terrible, far worse than a trash dump. It will be dark, and the only form of illumination will be the flames constantly feeding on your soul (in whatever form God casts souls into hell. We do not specifically know). You will be tortured by demons who hate you because you were born as a creature of God. This is why they hate you so much. Not because you are a sinner, but because you were once from God, and they hate all that is from God, since God condemned them to this terrible eternal fate. I don’t want this fate for you, my dear friend. Please, please, please repent. Please open your heart and mind to Jesus. Wouldn’t it be better to spend your life devoted to Jesus and die and find out there is nothing after death than it would be to spend life as an atheist, die, and find yourself in this horrible place forever? Accept Christ. What do you have to lose?

Well, I hope you’re happy, and I hope you’ll be even happier when God casts your soul into the eternal pit of fire. Repent or burn in hell.

The Bible tells us that there is only ONE way to Heaven, and that way is through Christ. Accept him or be damned. Checkmate, atheist.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a true Christian.

the National Center for Science Education is Going to Hell.

Greetings Christians!

let me bring your attention to one more evil group, the National Center for Science Education! These heathens actually have a self-declared mission to defend the teaching of Darwinism in American classrooms! Led by the evil Eugenie Scott, the folks at the National Center for Science Education are responsible for such heinous acts as the removal of stickers questioning evolution in Georgia and the defense of Darwinism in Dover. Whenever someone is bold enough to question the lie of evolution, the NCSE sends their stormtroopers in to protect the Darwinist dogma.

Did you know that the NCSE has an entire page dedicated to mocking the Ray Comfort version of Darwin’s Origin of Species? The Ray Comfort version is the ONLY True Christian version of text, and the NCSE is threatened enough by that to devote entire articles to mocking it. They also mock Creationists with their “Project Steve” program. Heathen scum!

Want to mock Christ and defend Darwin? Send an email to the NCSE. They will actually mail you anti-Christian materials, free of cost, dedicated to the defense of Darwinism. What a bunch of creeps. Don’t they realize that they will pay for their sinful acts in hell?

Apparently now they also support the secular myth of climate change! Everybody knows that Global Warming is a liberal myth to keep Christians out of the Holy Land! Don’t believe me? Pray about it. The Holy Spirit will guide you to that truth. Global Warming was created by pot smokers, hippies, tree-huggers, and homosexuals as an excuse for nudist colonies and stupid traditions that involve pirate costumes. Look at this nonsense!! The Darwinists and Global Warming freaks actually believe in this stuff:

The NCSE acts much like Hitler’s SS. They search for outbreaks of antievolution activism across America, and quickly seek to destroy this activism. They are working hard to take Jesus out of our classrooms! It is heathens like these that are responsible for abortion, sexual education, homosexuality, bestiality, adultury, fornication, masturbation, women wearing pants, murder, communism, atheism, and liberalism! These heathens support the doctrine of evolution, and would lead us straight to hell if they had their way.

Let us join in Christian prayer that the heathens at the National Center for Satanic Education might change their evil ways. Let us pray that they might be born again. Let us pray that they may reject Satan and embrace Jesus.

Repent NCSE, or burn in Hell.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

Questions to ask an atheist!

Dear Christians,

Here are some clever questions I have thought up for you to ask an atheist. If you are on an atheist online chat, you can copy and paste these questions to ask them, or you can confront an atheist in public and ask them these questions. Just watch how they can never answer these questions:

If Christianity is wrong, why is it so popular and why is it still growing at a fast rate?

If you say evolution is true, then were you there to see it happen?

Why are there more churches than mosques, monasterys, cathedrals, and other religious places to worship?

Can you explain what happens when we die?

If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys living today?

How could there have been a cause for the Universe without a creator?

Did you know Charles Darwin and Christopher Hitchens repented and became true Christians before their death?

Is it okay to commit murders, rape, homosexuality, lies, going to stripbars, looking at pornography, and other forms of rebellion if you think there is no God to guide you?

How can you explain the way a banana fits the palm of the hand?

How could the continents have moved if no global flood happened?

If Fox News is a dishonest channel, then why are the reporters such as Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity true Christians?

Did you know that there are biblical records of dinosaurs, from the book of Job, that were witnessed by men?

How did pond scum turn into us?

How did the eye form?

How did the Grand Canyon form?

How did glaciers form?

If call yourself an atheist in regards to God, then do you call yourself an atheist in regards to Santa, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster?

How did everything come from nothing?

If evolution is true, how come we never see frogs turn into birds?

Have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?

Yours in Christ,

Martin Baker