Atheists Attack!

Greetings Christian friends and atheist heathens.

Martin and I are deeply concerned about recent events that occurred today. We both came home from work to find anti-Christian Flying Pasta Monster paraphernalia displayed on our lawn. Pictures included in this post. Obviously somebody is mocking us for the Christian message we are working so hard to spread on this blog. Which one of you atheist scum has put these poster boards up on our property? We will not contact the police, but we do expect an apology. Repent, or be cast into Hell. It’s your choice heathen(s) Here are the photographs of the work of this/these heathen/heathens:

Jesus was NOT touched by a "Spaghetti Monster"! This is pure blasphemy! This was pasted on  Jim's door by the heathen scum.

Jesus was NOT touched by a “Spaghetti Monster”! This is pure blasphemy! This was pasted on Jim’s door by the heathen scum.

Martin found this on his lawn. Shameful. Who the heck would admit to creating Rock Music...besides Satan?

Martin found this on his lawn. Shameful. Who the heck would admit to creating Rock Music…besides Satan?


Yes. I believe...in JESUS, not your satanic flying spaghetti monster.

Yes. I believe…in JESUS, not your satanic flying spaghetti monster.


joke's on you heathen. You'll burn for your sins. In Hell. for eternity. Hope you enjoy it.

joke’s on you heathen. You’ll burn for your sins. In Hell. for eternity. Hope you enjoy it.

We hope that the sinner(s) behind these sordid acts repent or enjoy(s) their time in Hell!

Jim and Martin.