Richard Dawkins: Saved by Jesus!

Description=Richard Dawkins Photograph: Jeremy Young 05-12-2006

Richard Dawkins, saved by Jesus!

Greetings True Christians (and heathen scum)!

Did you know that Jesus Christ attempted to save Richard Dawkins just yesterday?  That’s right, boys and girls.   Well-known atheist author Richard Dawkins  was hit with a stroke, but our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ healed him and allowed him to survive. Why? So that Jesus Christ could save him and lead him to heaven, just like Jesus Christ saved Christopher Hitchens on his deathbed.

Richard Dawkins has spent his life as a horrid heathen writing books like the God Delusion and espousing his belief that aliens created life on Earth.  He has engaged in war against God, but Jesus wants to save him and lead him to conversion.  Why? Because Christ has the power to save all sinners.  Just as Jesus Christ converted Christian-hater Saul (who became Paul) and used him for spreading the word of God, so too does Jesus want to save Dawkins and use him for spreading God’s word.

Why Dawkins? Why didn’t the Lord just let him die and send him straight to hell to be tortured forever by demons? Jesus can work miracles through broken vessels such as Dawkins.  Just as Dawkins has spent his life attacking Christians, so, too, did Saul in Acts of the Apostles.  After Christ blinded and restored his sight, Saul became Paul and spent the rest of his life spreading the word of God.  Now it is Dawkins’ turn to be saved.

Richard Dawkins, today we challenge you to embrace Christ’s presence in your life and show gratitude for the fact that Jesus has healed you. Know that the Lord has allowed you to be afflicted on the birthday of Charles Darwin, and also know that it was Jesus, and not Darwin, that healed you of your stroke.  If you embrace Christ today, you will be able to spend an eternity in heaven.  If you reject Christ until your death, you will surely burn in hell forever.  Make the right choice. We will be praying for you.

Your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

44 thoughts on “Richard Dawkins: Saved by Jesus!

  1. Joe says:

    Something tells me an evolutionary biologist’s opinion on how life came to be is far more in depth and likely than yours.Richard Dawkins also doesn’t think life came from aliens, but he views panspermia and, yes, the alien one too, as interesting possibilities. he suffered a MINOR stroke, (still not a good thing) but it did not threaten his life, so Jesus did not save him. Too bad, try again next time.

  2. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    YOU HAVE DELETED MY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Vid says:

      r u surprised, Kid? I was blocked once for bashing Chris Harper who created Fake Landover Baptist Church. That old boy Chris Harper has tried to destroy the True Landover Baptist Church.

      Btw: This to JiM & Martin.
      Christopher Hitchens was an Atheist, he didn’t REPENT even after pple prayed for him. Atheists don’t believe in GOD, so they don’t believe in hell or heaven. But GOD is the Judge, so Hitchens is in Hell.
      Richard Dawkins, an extreme ???? (I prefer not to write what i intended to call Dawkins, so I put ??? for some to guess) was not saved by the LORD anything, he is still alive. Wait until he dies, if he repents, he will be saved, if not he will be burnéd in eternal hell where he chooses to go. GOD does not send any body to hell, but pple choose to go. This old boy Dawkins has a very mean face, he seems to be a very unhappy man, he has not stopped blaspheming GOD at all. His Useless biology degree cannot help him to earn à decent living, that’s why he has to bark to put his name/face on Friday the 13th’s front page.
      No wonder the real and great Scientists like Peter Higgs mocks Dawkins.

      PSALMS 53:1
      “The fool hâth said in his heart, There is no GOD. Corruption are they, and have done abominable iniquity, There is none that d’oeth good”.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        I always though J&M were too stupid to delete anything here. They have this awful WordPress theme since their pathetic existence. It wouldn’t surprise me…

  3. Vid says:

    My fellow Christians!!! Be prépare that we will définitely be persecuted by the army of Satan called Demons in the Land.

    “When to those who call EVIL good and Good EVIL, Who put darkness for Light and LIGHT for darkness, Who put Bitter for Sweet and Sweet for Bitter”. ISAIAH 5:20
    I am ready to be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST.

    Watch “DEMONS IN THE LAND – CHRISTIANS WAKE UP” on YouTube

    • Vid says:

      Ooooopppps typo. 🙂 I meant “WOE” not “when”.

      “WOE to those who call EVIL good and Good EVIL, Who put darkness for Light and LIGHT for darkness, Who put Bitter for Sweet and Sweet for Bitter”. ISAIAH 5:20
      I am ready to be a Martyr for JESUS CHRIST.

  4. Vid says:

    DEMONS IN THE LAND PART 2.
    Jim, Martin & P. C. Miller. You guys ready to be Martyrs for JESUS CHRIST, The Living GOD? The Demons are here. I’m ready. I chose not to have family but to serve only my GOD, following HIS Commandments by carrying the Cross following HIM until the end.

    GOD BE with you all.
    Be back next month. Mopping floor again.

    Watch “DEMONS IN THE LAND – CHRISTIANS WAKE UP” on YouTube

  5. Vid says:

    Sorry 🙂 I’m in a hurry, I accidentl’y posted the 1st one twice.
    Jim or Martin. If you guys dont mind please délétè the 2nd one of the 1st youtube. Thx. See u guys next month.

    Watch “DEMONS IN THE LAND 2” on YouTube

    • Joe says:

      Pity, now the clergymen from that church can’t slander gays, try and tell women they are subordinate to men, promote slavery, yell at trans people for being who they are, or say sex should only be procreational… It’s such a shame.

  6. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    I am officially a celebrity:

    My name appears within the Google search result! 😱

  7. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

  8. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    I miss watching TheQuxxn’s The Sims 3 Let’s Play videos. 😭

  9. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    Jim & Martin always have an unpleasant monkey on their backs. :facepalm:

    • Joe says:

      More accurately, an ass mounting an elephant.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

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      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        OMG, I apologise for this. I tried to post a depiction of a brass statue of an elephant-riding donkey. The link seemed suspicious (i.e. odd), but it wouldn’t be the first time, so I though it’d work. Sorry for ‘glitching’ this entire post. (Although some may even be grateful for this.) 😜

  10. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    The only accurate portrayal of Jim & Martin while conceiving these Satanic posts of this faux-Christian, illegitimate blog.

  11. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    The only means how J&M know how to get access to the realm of the Internet: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

  12. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

  13. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    • Joe says:

      Why is schadenfreude to be cautioned? I watch the people I work with do stupid things and deal with the consequences daily and it’s always hilarious! Jeff may have two PhDs, but he’s not smart enough to write his name on his lunch. It was delicious. Bwah ha ha ha ha!!

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂
        I didn’t really mean to spread cautiousness about Schadenfreude, I found the sign funny and decided to post it here; and I like how the figure on the right (that’s me) is laughing at the one on the sinister side who is about to fall.
        #Schadenfreude #Schadenfreude #Schadenfreude

    • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

      And to those who may not know this: the only correct way to pronounce Schadenfreude is /ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʀɔɪ̯də/.
      🔊 commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Schadenfreude.ogg

  14. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    This poor doll was stolen. Help me find her.
    https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/investigate/vc_majorthefts/arttheft/NSAF/016522

  15. Let us begin this adventure!

    You are a small time thief looking for something to sell in order to get some cold, hard coins. You decide to take a look around the local bars and clubs to find some gossip or rumors.

    Entering the bar, loud and synthetic music blasts into your ears nearly deafening you. Reeling from this, you approach the DJ and ask to change the track to something else. After a while, the noise subsides and becomes soothing and peaceful.

    Looking around the bar, you see some odd customers who clearly do not fit in anywhere. One is a Demon, that much is obvious. She has bright red skin with curved, pointed horns and long, flowing black hair. She is thin and lithe, but also well endowed. Her partner is a glowing man, a being of what you think is pure energy; you see plugs, sockets and wires running from his back and into the DJ’s boombox.

    [ ] Approach them and tell them of your plan.
    [ ] Grab a drink and watch them.
    [ ] Leave.

    • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

      I grab a drink and watch them. 🍹

      • You order whatever drink looks the most simple. A shot glass of some purple liquid. Unfortunately, the drink itself has a small smile on it’s face and then attempts to shove itself down your throat. You retch and gag but it is already down. Avoiding the bar, you grab a seat nearby the couple. you learn that the Demon is one of many Dremora, legions of demons bent on war and destruction, but not this one. The other is a Star that was given the Gift of Life.

        [ ] Approach them.
        [ ] Try and get another drink.
        [ ] Leave.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        I approach them.

  16. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    A review of J&M’s favourite restaurant:

  17. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

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