God Bless Hyeon Soo Lim!


Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that True Christian pastor Hyeon Soo Lim is being held in prison by the ungodly atheist North Koreans as we speak? That’s right, boys and girls. This True Christian soldier has entered behind the lines of North Korea, allowing himself to be imprisoned by the North Koreans, to spread the TRUTH of Christ behind enemy lines. He has put his own life at risk to spread God’s Word. This is a man who deserves our respect, love, and support as Christians.


The evil atheist leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, sports a bulging belly and a rather unsightily bulbous bouffant.

Lim was imprisoned by the evil atheist dictator Kim Jong Un, who hates Jesus, Christ, and all things Christian.  It is rumored that in his obese (and highly indoctrinated) childhood, Un was told by a Christian missionary that he should share some of his food with starving refugees.  Kim Jong Un responded by convincing his father to have the missionary shot.  That may be the source of Un’s hatred for Christianity, since Un hates the poor and wants all things to be his. Kim Jong Un’s inprisonment of Lim is surely the work of a servant of Satan, and God will send Un to Hell immediately after his death (since heathens as far gone as Un do not repent).

Lim, on the other hand, is a True Christian hero.  If he is harmed in prison, he will surely immediately ascend to Heaven. Remember my brothers and sisters that Jesus Christ told us that we are blessed if we suffer and are persecuted because of Him.  Martin and I are regularly persecuted for Jesus and we feel His Holy presence in our lives every day. Holier still is Lim, who actually faces IMPRISONMENT by the atheists for his holy work.  There will be great rewards for him in Paradise.  Martin and I pray that we, too, may be persecuted like Lim so that we can share in his heavenly glory.  All you atheist scum who mock us, our website, or our True Christian mission, you all are contributing to our heavenly glory just as Un is contributing to Lim’s heavenly glory.  All you who mock us or Lim, all you who mock God, all you who reject God or His messengers, you will be cast into the lake of fire at the last day, where there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth.  I’m looking at YOU, haters.  Illogical Reaper, SF Paper Dragon, Cassandra von d’Nacht, PauSeen Phasefaller, and all haters, you will ALL burn in Hell forever next to Darwin, Hitler, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Karl Marx, Stalin, Nixon, an Kim Jong Un forever unless you repent.  TURN OR BURN, HATERS. TURN OR BURN.

Let us celebrate the True Christian service of Lim and remember that Christians are persecuted all across the world, just like our blog is persecuted by heathens from all across the world.  However, the light of the Lord will show through.  Lim’s story is known across the world because he preaches the Truth.  Our True Christian website will prevail just as Lim’s story has prevailed. You see, the more the heathens persecute the Truth, the more the Truth spreads.

To the heathen commenters mentioned in this blog, it is not too late to save your souls. Embrace Jesus and accept His death as a sacrifice for YOUR sins.  Change your life to conform to HIS ways.  Turn to the Truth and the Truth shall set you free. I will be praying for each and every one of you so that your souls will be saved.

Thank you Lord Jesus for the wonderful sacrifices made by one of the few non-heathen Koreans, Hyeon Soo Lim. While Lim may be one of the only Saved people on the Korean Peninsula, that has not stopped him from working hard and endangering his own life to spread YOUR Truth.  Let us pray for Lim and in thanksgiving for Lim so that his story may become known and bring glory to God every time his name is mentioned. Although he will not likely be martyred, Lim understands that it is better to die for Jesus than it is to live for sin. We must all follow Lim’s example and follow Jesus wherever he leads us! Let us pray:

Lord Jesus, please help us to be strong like Lim in the face of adversity. Let us embrace YOUR Truth no matter what. Let us witness to the atheists no matter what. Let us save all the heathens so that they may enter heaven and not Hell. Please allow Martin and Jim to bring the truth to all heathens, and if they refuse to accept Your Truth, then please send them to Hell, where all who reject You are headed. In Jesus’ name we pray.  Amen.

Let us support Lim, his family, and all Christians who face oppression!

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

46 thoughts on “God Bless Hyeon Soo Lim!

  1. Thank you, I am not an atheist.
    Also, where has Reaper been?
    Anyway, what’s my punishment in hell? It has to be ironic and fitting. The punishment you predicted is a horrible one but doesn’t fit me at all. Reaper’s made sense, so why doesn’t mine? I don’t think you really know me. You jump on the small (and erroneous) assumption that I hate women. I mean, seriously, that’s not my biggest flaw. Especially considering I don’t have it.

  2. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Hyeon Soo Lim is a fool! And why are you saying ‘… behind enemy lines.’?
    You are persecuted daily for Jesus? YOU ARE MOCKING HIM BY SAYING LANDOVER CHURCH IS REAL! YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT HELL!!! I don’t really care if my words against you ‘contribute to your heavenly glory’ of your FAUX HEAVEN. THIS IS THE TRUTH: True Christian = Faux Christian!!!!! You are satanic misleading liars!

  3. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:


    • He WANTS people to be bad SO he can punish them. Essentially, he just wants to punish people.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        But that means he is, in fact, doing the Lord’s work by punishing those who aren’t worthy of Heavens up above. People have free will and choose evil consciously. I’m not saying he doesn’t try to mislead people into evil (if we believe theological teachings for argument’s sake), but it’s people’s fault because they cannot resist the temptation.
        I don’t know …

        P.S. Has anyone else experienced lighting and heavy rain today? ⛈☔️ It’s VERY unusual for this time of year here …

  4. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

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  6. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Jim & Martin. (Pierce is dead.)

    • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        I don’t know why …

      • Joe says:

        You’re just lucky you don’t have to live in a nation full of people who I can actually, realistically picture saying that. I’m thinking about moving to Geneva, Switzerland or Annecy, France or St Moritz, Switzerland instead of… here.

      • Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

        (Firstly, I apologise for twice posting this depiction; it didn’t appear the first time I posted it and I tried again, and now there are two.)
        Would people actually say that?!
        Switzerland 🇨🇭 is a beautiful country. Unfortunately, I am very afraid that Europe faces a decline in the future due to the ‘magnificent’ woman by the name of Angela Merkel who already invited ONE MILLION of Muslim refugees into the heart of Europe. She LITERALLY is the DEVIL! I now understand why people actually feel safer with guns in America; still, I’m against weapons.
        These people don’t belong here no matter what. It’s not the European people’s fault for what they governments do and the wars elsewhere in the world; I support the politics of strict isolationism. These generations aren’t responsible for what past generations did. Germany must not feel the responsibility to ‘take care’ of these refugees because of the Holocaust. Yes, it was an awful, terrible thing, those who will suffer of these actions are today’s people who had nothing to do with it.
        Of course, countries must coöperate and travellers (tourists) must be allowed to travel freely. But America thinks she is the ruler of the world and involves herself into every other country’s business. Terrorism is a consequence of American involvement everywhere. If America has nuclear weapons, why then North Korea isn’t allowed to have them? No one should have nuclear weapons. No matter on ‘whose side you are on’.

      • Joe says:

        I respect you for your hatred of Jim and Martin, but I think you should open your mind to the possibility that not all of “those people” are horrible monsters, if you do that you are giving into the stereotype about xenophobic German (or Austrian or Czech, etc) people.
        I have lots of family in Germany and most of them are perfectly accepting of the refugees, but recently in the town where my family is native to, Schwabisch Gmund, which had been reguarded by many as a “model” refugee town, some islamophobic monster burned down a refugee hotel. If you give into the islamophobia, the only difference between you and the culprit of that crime, would be that he tried to injure people (I’m going to assume since you are antiweapon, you haven’t tried to hurt anyone)
        Don’t reduce yourself to their level.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        Well, Joe, this is something I will never change my mind about.
        I never said refugees and migrants are ‘horrbile monsters’; we are essentially all the same, but that doesn’t mean we ARE the same. There are major cultural differences that have formed through centuries. You must know that I’m not against minorities that are autochthonous (they do enrich the culture), but I am against migrations that would consequently form new minorities which would then demand their own rights. This mustn’t be allowed. So-called ‘multiculturalism’ is the worst thing that can happen to a country, and a multicultural society is basically sterile of any TRUE culture; it ISN’T a synonym for ‘rich in culture’. It’s just a mish-mash of cultures from various areas of the world, in which none of them can fully thrive, as to not ‘offend’ or do something against the basic principles of another. This is why nation-states are the best concept of countries; (almost) everything else is actually unnatural, because already in prehistory, tribes lived together, because those people had something in common.
        I consider myself far away from being an islamophobe, when it comes to respecting Muslims. I wish them to have peace in their countries, where thah can practise their religion freely in beautiful, monumental mosques, and live by their customs. But, I don’t want them in Europe. Not because I wouldn’t wish them a good life (I wish that Middle Eastern countries would be as developed as other prosperous parts of the world), but because they DON’T BELONG HERE, just as we and our lifestyle doesn’t belong to their countries. If this makes me an islamophobe, then I guess I am one and seriously don’t care. I understand people who go out and try to change things by violence; they are scared. And I am too. I am sure the majority of ‘islamophobes’ aren’t one because they hate people who happen to be Muslim from the bottom of their hearts for no reason, I believe it’s because they represent a ‘threat’ to the current lifestyle and customs. This world is an amazing place, because it has various cultures and differences. Migrations mean that cultures mix and merge, and thus BOTH cultures change from their original.
        The war in Syria must be stopped so that people who were forced to flee will be able to return to their beloved homeland and start anew.

  7. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

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    🍟 Danke schön.

    • P.C.Miller says:

      What a heathen south korea pattern u made with ur french fries!!

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        Since when does Österreich mean South Korea, you scumbag? If you don’t like the shape of my Homeland, you can thank the Allied Powers. They are the ones who draw the borders in this manner, not me; I am just presenting the facts:

        Pierce C(hristian) Müller (is Christian your middle name?), you seriously must immediately displace IESVS CHRISTVS from the centre of your miserable, pathetic life, otherwise, you shall continue to make faux pas every day.

  9. Joe says:

    You know, I was hoping I would be mentioned in this post with Cassandra and SFpaperdragon. Am I not being aggressive enough with my hatred? What am I doing wrong here? What can I do to improve?

  10. I just realized you spelled my name wrong and put a space between Paper and Dragon.

  11. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    In the Name of the Pope
    For the entire life, I, by virtue of the apoſtolic povver entruſted to me, do abſolue thee from all eccleſiaſtical cenſures, iudgments, and puniſhments vvhich thou muſt haue merited; beſides this, from all exceßes, ſins and crimes thou mayeſt haue committed, hovveuer great and ſhameful they may haue been, and for vvhateuer cauſe, euen in thoſe caſes reſerued for our moſt Holy Father the Pope. I obliterate euery taint of vnuirtues, all ſigns of infamy, vvhich thou mayeſt haue receiued. I releaſe thee from all puniſhments vvhich thou vvould haue in Purgatory. I permit thee again to participate in the ſacraments of the Church. I incorporate thee again in the community of the ſanctified, and replace thee in the ſtate of innocence and purity in vvhich thou vvert at the hour of thy baptiſm. So that in the moment of thy death the door through vvhich the ſinner enters the place of torture and puniſhment vvill be cloſed, and that vvill be open to thee vvhich leads into the paradiſe of ioys. If thou ſhouldeſt not ſoon die, ſo ſhall this grace remain vnſhakeable vntil the end of thy life.
    In the name of the Holy Father.

    He was a TRUE Pope!

    • Vid says:

      Yes, he is a Holy Pope, and his place will be in heaven.
      OK Kid. What do u think of Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, a German girl who represented Philippines now Miss Universe 2015?
      And u 2, u r a very beautiful girl, u should dress and act like a real princess.
      Black hair and black lipstick? it’s not u, it’s fake, and don’t spend 2 much time on the Internet.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        I actually don’t watch this kind of contests … Anyway, Pia Wurtzbach shouldn’t represent Germany because she doesn’t look German. I have nothing against different nationalities, just, someone who doesn’t come from there cannot represent that country.
        That’s an old photograph, Vid. I wear black lipstick only occasionally; i.e. every dark moon or so. And I know it must look like I spend too much time on the internet, but since it’s accessable from my phone, that doesn’t mean I sit in front of a computer all day long. I frequently comment here while waiting in between lectures or for the next bus.

      • Joe says:

        Seems kind of unfair to the rest of the Universe that they don’t get to compete for a useless sash.

      • Vid says:

        Kiddo. I care for European children like you.
        Btw: I saw Pia’s face on the Newspaper at the coffee shop, and I read her bio.
        Pia is German and she was born in Germany, she is not Filipino. She became Filipino after her German father dumped her Filipino mother. Pia is a very smart girl. She started modeling @ age 11 in Philippines, since after her parents divorced to feed her mother and her siblings.
        Very smart child. Even if she is 1/2 German and 1/2 Filipino, still she is German, that’s why Donald Trump disqualified her and Ariyana Myamoto of Japan from competing. Noone should blame Pia why she won the crown of Miss Universe 2015 even if she is not that looking.
        There’re reasons behind it.
        ¿¿ Pia is pro-US base in Philippines and she admitted it in her interview. She also is dating the powerful man in Philippines.
        It’s all about business & politics. We will see more delegates from Philippines win the crown, when China is getting more aggressive in South China sea. 🙂

        Anyway, Philippines is the only Catholic nation in SEA that embraced/accepted those mixed children like Pia, and Pia is not better looking than the real Filipino I saw. But she knew how to adopt and adapt with the society. Those mixed children especially the girls like Pia have to change their look- as usual to be accepted. OK they colored their hair, and wore contact lenses.

        So long guys. Back 2 sleep again.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        Vid, being born in a country doesn’t mean you are also (automatically) of that nationality. I don’t want to sound racist, but someone who is Asian, black or whatever can never be a ‘true’ German. Yes, they may have been born there and went through the German education system, but a piece of paper stating your nationality doesn’t actually make you a ‘real’ German. (I used Germany here just as an example, since Pia Wurtzbach is from there.) It’s like saying that a human child who was brought up by wolves is a wolf. It doesn’t go this way. Pia Wurtzbach is of a mixed heritage, but still. No one would ever say she’s German if they knew not who she really is. Thus, I believe she wasn’t an accurate representative of Germany. It’s like Japan would have a woman of a Swedish heritage for their contestant. You know that I mean, right?

  12. Vid says:

    GOD bless who?
    Sorry Jim I didn’t read your whole article. Still i’m so sleepy ‘n exhausted from traveling. Just got back and I need to get my sleep schedule back on track. Ya’ll know Singapore is about 13 hrs ahead of Buffalo, NY. Oh by the way, N. Korea and Saudi Arabia are hell on earth, I won’t go there. So long guys.

  13. P.C.Miller says:

    David Bowie Is Burning!!

  14. Senpai noticed us!

    Also. Reaper’s still here?

  15. Colten says:

    I have to agree with you on this one. Going into a place like North Korea to spread God’s word, that’s pretty daring.

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