Greetings True Christians!
Tonight, it has come to my awareness that Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead has died. Upon his death, the gates of Hell opened and he was cast into the pit for a lifetime of unrepentant sin. God punished Lemmy with Diabetes in an attempt to make him repent, but Lemmy failed to repent. He is burning with Lucifer as we speak. The Holy Spirit has confirmed that Lemmy Kilmister is, in fact, in Hell as we speak. Good riddance to that heathen, and all heathens who reject Jesus and embrace the Satanic music of heavy metal!
Lemmy had a chance to repent, but he rejected the Truth of God and still embraced his alcoholic, hedonistic, heavy metal playing, heathen lifestyle until his death. The Holy Spirit tried, as the Spirit always does, to save Lemmy, but Lemmy rejected God’s messenger. Unlike Christopher Hitchens, who did, in fact, repent on his deathbed, Lemmy rejected Christ to the end and is now in Hell.
What can Lemmy expect in Hell? Burning fire for all eternity. The Bible tells us of those in hell that their worm shall not die. That means that they will never, never, never stop feeling pain. Lemmy is burning in unquenchable fire. His soul entirely aware of all forms of pain, separated from God forever, Lemmy is burning forever. Not only is he burning forever, but he is also being tortured, poked, prodded, thrown, beaten, and ab used by all of Satan’s demons. Why would Satan’s demons torture him so badly? Because Lemmy is a human, and therefore made in God’s image. Satan and his minions hate all things of God, especially things made in God’s image. Therefore, they will torture Lemmy forever, incessantly, for all eternity. If you die unsaved, they will torture YOU as well! Do you want to burn forever with Lemmy, Lucifer, and all the demons? No? Then you must be born again!
If you don’t want to burn in hell forever and ever until the end of time, you must be born again in Christ! Do you know how to be born again? You must be baptized in both spirit and in water. You must reject sin in all forms, but also accept the fact that you are a sinner. Sin is detestable to God, and as a sinner, YOU are detestable to God. You are only worthy of Hell for turning against God. However, there is a way for forgiveness.
Jesus Christ was crucified and rose from the dead to pay for our sins. He died for YOUR salvation. Do you want to be saved? Get yourself baptized with both water and the spirit. How do you get baptized with spirit? Join me in prayer:
Lord Jesus, I am a greivous sinner no better than Darwin, Lemmy, or Hitler. I have sinned against you and against your church, and deserve to be cast into Hell. I embrace you as my savior and thank you for saving my soul. I will give my life to you from this moment on. Thank you Jesus. Amen.
After this prayer, devote your life to Jesus, and Paradise will be yours! Don’t be like Lemmy and rot in Hell forever! Be like Christopher Hitchens, repent, and go to heaven! 2000 years ago, Jesus died on the Cross for all of us. Embrace his sacrifice and be grateful. We hope to see you all in paradise one day.
Yours in Christ,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker