Greetings True Christians (and heathen scum)!
Tonight, I was searching amongst the internet and came across a page about ungodly people called “otherkins.” These deluded, Satanic heathens actually believe that they have the soul of another type of living being such as a dog, cat, or wolf. That is, of course, stupid, and these people are going straight to Hell. However, we need to address this ungodly trend so that our children are not drawn into Satan’s web by these deviant people!
Did you know that the otherkins believe that bestialiaty and man-on-dog are ok things to do? That is one of the new “freedoms” that Barack and the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union want to bring to America! The right to have sexual relationships with animals and members of the same sex! Even now, members of the otherkin lobby for Congress are trying to get states to legalize marriage between humans and animals. That’s not just ungodly, that’s unbiblical! Rick Santorum knows what to do about man-on-dog! Rick Santorum would ban it!
My brothers and sisters in Jesus, these “otherkins” are very dangerous and very disturbed. One particular individual known on the internet as Tumbles the Stairdragon went to a party with other “otherkins.” He became emotionally disturbed when Satan entered into him, and tried to commit suicide with a plastic sunglass lens. When the lens did no harm, Satan threw him down a flight of stairs, spawning his name. Many otherkins now view Tumbles the Stairdragon as a hero and leader. Instead, they should be worshipping Jesus! Tumbles and the Otherkins are going straight to Hell!
How should we deal with these otherkins? If they believe that they have the souls of animals, then they should be able to survive like animals. If they believe they have souls of wolves, send them to Yellowstone with no clothes and no supplies to live like wolves. If they believe they have the souls of dogs or cats, lock them in cages for humans (prison) and see if they thrive. If they believe they have the souls of monkeys, let’s put them in the zoo! These deviant individuals are ungodly and sinful, and need to be weeded out of normal society. They are agents of Satan and will lead our children away from Christ if we let them! We must not let them!
Tumbles the Stairdragon and his otherkin friends are coming for your souls! Do you want to let them lead you to Hell, or will you take a stand for Jesus? We must defeat the otherkins for Jesus! We must take back America for Christ!
Vote Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president in 2016!
Yours in Christ,