Greetings True Christians!
Today, I would like to tell you about my missionary trip to the ungodly heathen city of Schenectady, NY. I learned about this evil city from the movie The Place Beyond the Pines (don’t see this film because it is of Satan and should be burned. I saw it on the tv and the Holy Spirit spoke to me telling me to go to that city). I visited, and tried to save the sinners of the town of Schenectady, but my work unfortunately had little impact on the local heathens. I tried to preach the Truth of Christ, and they rejected me. So I kicked the dust from my shoes and left that ungodly city accursed. The Lord will bring judgment upon Schenectady in due time. For now, I will tell you the history of that heathen city, a city almost as sinful as evil and unholy Babylon itself.
The land that Schenectady was built upon was originally settled by the Mahican Indians in the 1100s. These Indians were peaceful people who did not know Jesus but were welcoming to outsiders. They were conquered by the ungodly and evil Mohawk Indians in the 1600s. The Mohawks then took control of their land, and proceeded to kill all Christian settlers who visited their territory. Three of their victims, Jean de Brebeuf, Rene Goupil, and Isaac Jogues, were Roman Catholic Jesuit priests who were systematically tortured, beaten, and ultimately murdered simply because they claimed to be Christians. While they were false Christians and servants of the heathen Catholic Church, they may still be in heaven since they did die as a result of their work to spread the word of God amongst evil and heathen savages. The Catholics made them saints and clearly believe that they are in heaven, but we must never trust the word of the lying Catholics, who sell indulgences and outlawed the eating of meats other than fish on Fridays for their followers after being paid off by Italian fish merchants.
As the Mohawk spree of torturing and killing Christians on the land in and around Schenectady came to an end, they sold the land to the Dutch, in 1661. Many of these Dutch settlers committed adultery and other sins with local Mohawk women, cursing the land and their descendents forever. The Protestant English knew that the Dutch were committing ungodly acts of sexual hedonism in Schenectady and seized the land from them in 1664, in an attempt to save the town for Jesus. The locals refused to listen, and God allowed the city to be burned to the ground by Native Americans on February 8th, 1690.
Schenectady was rebuilt, but became a budding home for witchcraft. In what is now Jackson Garden on the ungodly Union College campus (more about this evil college later), Alice Van Der Veen was burned to death by the local townspeople in 1694 for practicing witchcraft and committing adultery. The local heathens today at Union believe her ghost haunts the garden, but everyone knows that ghost stories are of Satan. What is important is that the local townspeople finally began to take a stand for Jesus and against Satan, and punished these ungodly acts properly.
God then allowed Schenectady to begin to grow and prosper. The town grew larger. The local economy developed nicely. God’s soldier George Washington even visited the town twice in 1775. Twenty years later, the city founded Union College, a grevious source of sin across our nation. You see? Union College is where the fraternity system was invented, and fraternities are of Satan. God has been very displeased with Union College ever since, because America’s fraternities and sororities are some of the most hedonistic, sexually active locations in our entire country. God hates adultery and fornication, and fraternities and sororities breed both.
After Union College was founded, the company of General Electric was founded in Schenectady by Satan’s servant, Thomas Edison. Edison built a multi-million dollar company out of General Electric, and built the city of Schenectady into a viable economic center. Then after Edison died, General Electric mostly moved out of the area in the 1990s. This led to huge job cuts and the decline of the city. The heathen Muslim president Barack Hussein Obama visited there in 2014 to celebrate the huge loss of American jobs caused by General Electric outsourcing much of their labor to other nations. Barack Hussein Obama and General Electric, bringing down America together!
Today Schenectady is a shell of a city. It’s basically a downscale version of the ungodly and impoverished Detroit. Most of the city’s residents are unemployed and live in broken-down housing and drive old beat up cars. God used General Electric to punish the ungodly city by bringing poverty and despair upon its people. On the street called Albany Street, near the city’s police department, prostitutes and drug dealers run freely through the streets. Here’s one:
The city’s favorite restaurant is the broken-down and cheap Newest Lunch, also on Albany Street. They sell hot dogs made locally and slathered in meat sauce. The staff are some of the only genuinely good people I met in that entire city. Still, Satan has tried to bring down that restaurant by surrounding it with prostitution and crime. The food was some of the best food that I have eaten anywhere, however, and the hot dogs are, indeed, fantastic.
A little down the road and around the corner from Newest Lunch is one of the most evil and ungodly places in the entire city (besides Union College and Albany Street, of course). There is a Planned Parenthood located right on one of the main streets in the city, State Street. In this building, babies are aborted so that their irresponsible parents do not have to take responsibility for their immoral sexual actions, and so that their bodies can be sold to atheists and other hellspawn everywhere. This is a very evil place that should be destroyed. Luckily, there is a True Christian church just down the road from it that participates in a prayer vigil outside of its gates every single day. This church is truly of God, and should be commended for doing the Lord’s work in the center of such a horrible city.
Down the street from this good True Christian church is a site where many ungodly satanic rituals have taken place. Vale Cemetery is one of the most infamous cemeteries in the state of New York. Many of Union College’s founders are buried there, and every year, the students from the campus go into the cemetery and perform dark rituals among the gravestones. Every single year, the local Satanists sacrifice chickens and goats to the devil from inside the cemetery gates. Every year, pagans and wiccans practice their ungodly and unChristian solstice festivals in the cemetery. The graves of the holy are desecrated, and the graves of the unholy are revered. There is a dark and heavy demonic presence throughout the entire cemetery, and I believe that there are evil gateways to Hell opened from within its gates. The Vale Cemetery is one of the evilest places I have ever visited, and should be avoided at all costs. Satan and his demons truly dwell there. In fact, they even boarded up the chapel on site so that prayer could no longer take place in it!
Schenectady also has a strong Roman Catholic presence, a presence which Jesus hates. The Roman Catholic Church in Schenectady is under the control of the evil and ungodly Roman Catholic Diocese of Albany, where homosexual Bishop Howard Hubbard led a 37 year long war on Christ as Bishop. Other Catholic dioceses cast out homosexual priests, Hubbard invited them in, opening the doors up to all sorts of heathen, hedonistic activities. He even played with male prostitutes! The Roman Catholic Church is ungodly as it is, but Bishop Howard Hubbard is truly of Satan. I sincerely hope that his successor as bishop learns about the Truth of Christ. There is a great article about the evils of Hubbard titled Agony in Albany. It is from a Roman Catholic perspective, but should be read by all. Hubbard even made a priest who disagreed with him commit suicide! That is ungodly and of the devil! Shame on you Howard Hubbard and you ungodly diocese of Albany. Satan is truly within your midst.
Fag enabler Howard Hubbard bows to the ungodly Dalai Lama. Satan is smiling!
I tried to save the souls of Schenectady. I really did. I only found some success with the Christians at Christ’s Church, who prayed with me at a table on the sidewalk on the street. Nobody else there was receptive to the Truth of Christ. I applaude the members of this holy and True Christian church and look forward to seeing them in Heaven. I know that the rest of Schenectady will burn in Hell. Shame on you Schenectady! You were born on cursed soil, and your continued sinful ways have brought the debt of sin and death upon you. You will all burn in Hell unless you turn and embrace the Truth of Christ. You rejected me, but you do not reject sin. You are truly servants of Satan and will burn in Hell. I tried to save you, but you cannot save one who has sold himself to Satan. Turn or burn Schenectady! Turn or burn. The choice is yours.
I will be praying for you, even though you are all most likely destined for Hell.
Yours in Christ,