Satanists are better people than atheists!

Here is an exhaustive summary of why Satanists are better people than atheists.

Atheists want gay marriages to happen in God’s country, America. Satanists do not do this.

Atheists openly deny God’s existence. Satanists do believe in God.

Atheists want God out our currency and our Pledge of Allegiance. Satanists do not do this!

Atheists want evolution taught in the classroom. Satanists do not do this.

Atheists have accomplished the largest Holocaust ever by murdering millions and millions of unborn children with Planned Parenthood. Satanists only burn animals as sacrifices.

Atheists believe there is no Hell, but Satanists do.

Atheists do not believe in the Devil, but Satanists do.

Atheists have been responsible for millions and millions of deaths, from Hitler to Mandela. Satanists have not committed mass murders.

Atheists want abortions to happen. Satanists do not.

Atheists are liars, but Satanists probably do not lie as much.

And that was a summary on why Satanists are better than atheists.

Yours in Christ,

Martin Baker

29 thoughts on “Satanists are better people than atheists!

  1. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

  2. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

  3. I used to be a Satanist. This is not an expression of worldwide Satanism. The situation is far more complex. Satanists do exactly what Jesus predicted they fight each other even though they all serve the same lord. Theistic Satanists mock Atheistic Satanists and vice versa.

  4. For a majority of these things, Satanists do these things. In fact, I’m convinced that most Satanists are just atheists doing it as a satire.

  5. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:


  6. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that €500 note could have been used in a much better way than this:

  7. Martin Baker says:

    Get off this blog, Cassandra you follower of Satan.

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