God bless the Christians against Dinosaurs!

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Greetings True Christians!

Please allow us to share a wonderful True Christian website with you all.  Martin stumbled upon the True Christian site of the Christians against dinosaurs while searching on the Google. He then shared the link with me, and they are doing absolutely wonderful Christian work. Their website can be found here, at www.christiansagainstdinosaurs.com. While Martin and I disagree with some of their statements (some dinosaurs did exist and live with mankind, they are mentioned in the Bible and shown in cave paintings and Ica rocks), one thing is certain, many dinosaurs are faked by the ungodly paleontologists.  Christians against Dinosaurs is right about one thing, the paleontologists are in league with SATAN! Look at this picture for proof of how the paleontologists invent fake skeletons to support the myth of evolution, which is the atheists’ favorite fairy tale:

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This is how the Darwinists are lying to you all! They are inventing fake animals in an attempt to create transitional fossils (which don’t exist). They made up the fake Piltdown man and got caught, so now they are making up many fake dinosaurs to mislead our children. This is ungodly stuff, and the paleontologists need to repent. The only good paleontologists are True Christian paleontologists such as Kurt Wise who are working for Jesus. The ungodly Robert Bakker, who is a Darwinist, worships Zeus instead of Jesus, and Robert Bakker is going to go to Hell. How do we know Bakker worships Zeus? He mentions Zeus all the time, even attributing the creation of pterosaurs to Zeus rather than the True God who actually DID create them. Bakker says that pterosaurs sprang from the mind of Zeus! That’s right boys and girls, the Darwinists are ok with Creationism, as long as it’s not Creation by the True Christian God. This is because the Darwinists are enemies of Christ who are working for Satan.

Paleontologist Robert T. Bakker, agent of Satan.

Paleontologist Robert T. Bakker, agent of Satan.

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Again, while Martin and I agree that some dinosaurs did, in fact, exist, the Devil and dinosaurs are related! Satan uses him to indoctrinate our children! That’s right boys and girls, dinosaurs are of the devil. Many of the skeletons we see today were, in fact, buried by Satan to test our faith. People scoff at that idea but it is the truth. Satan will do anything he can to destroy our faith, even create fake dinosaur skeletons.  In fact, did you know that the Darwinist paleontologists often hide such ungodly phrases as “Hail Satan” in their papers? This is the result of peer review, which forces all ungodly scientists to submit to Satan’s will. I’m not making this up, here’s proof:

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That’s Stuff! Note how “Hail Satan” is in the abstract hidden, and how evolution is a key word. That is because the dogma of Darwinism is key to Satan’s conquest of the world. Satan aims to use Darwinism to lead our children away from Jesus the Christ and away from the Father and into the depths of hell, and he hopes to do this through indoctrination in ungodly sciences. This must be stopped! Darwinist paleontologists are nothing more than clowns!

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That’s right boys and girls, the atheist paleontologists and darwinists want us to believe that life sprung out of magic goo magically, poof, with no help. Bakker doesn’t believe this, so he wants to make you believe that Zeus did it. That’s just stupid. The True Cause for life on Earth, for ALL life, is the True Christian God, He who inspired the Bible and created each and every one of us in His image.

While the Christians against Dinosaurs go somewhat too far by denying the existence of all dinosaurs, they are spreading a True Christian message about the lies told by paleontologists and Darwinists, and this should be celebrated by all True Christians. God bless the Christians against Dinosaurs, and we challenge them to think more about the fact that there seems to be good evidence for the existence of at least some dinosaurs. We also thank them for doing such good work to highlight the many hoaxes of the paleontologists, who cannot be trusted.

this child of God knows the Truth!

It is time to take back our museums for Jesus and our college campuses for Christ. We must destroy the myths of the dinosaurs and of the paleontologists. We must eradicate the lies of evolution from our classrooms. It is time to spread the Truth of Christ and end Satan’s lies. Join us in this True Christian mission. Together, we can destroy the Darwinists.

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

Rick Santorum knows that Darwinism is a lie. Elect Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president in 2016!

103 thoughts on “God bless the Christians against Dinosaurs!

  1. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    Are people actually fighting over evolution in America with posters on the streets? I have never seen such a things and it seems preposterous to me. A more reasonable thing would be to demand a paid maternity leave and a statutory minimum employment leave.
    I also hope nobody has his/hers couches at home like this: 😉

  2. “The ungodly Robert Bakker, who is a Darwinist, worships Zeus instead of Jesus, and Robert Bakker is going to go to Hell.”
    Umm…Robert Bakker is a Pentecostal. He doesn’t worship Zeus, he worships Jesus.

    Bakker’s full quote:
    “It’s as if pterosaurs sprang full blown from the head of Zeus” (emphasis mine)–that’s not the same as saying, “I believe Zeus created the pterasaurus”

    “Greetings True Christians!
    Please allow us to share a wonderful True Christian website with you all. Martin stumbled upon the True Christian site of the Christians against dinosaurs while searching on the Google. He then shared the link with me, and they are doing absolutely wonderful Christian work.”

    Oh look! “Hail Satan” has been found hidden in the first paragraph of Jim’s article here! He even says it later to show how demonic he is.

  3. So now you say there are no dinosaurs. Idiot, still. Idiots

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    If anyone gets this, i’ll be surprised…

  5. Hey look! I did some more research and I discovered their first paragraph actually says “Hail Lord Satan” Look:
    “Greetings True Christians!
    Please allow us to share a wonderful True Christian website with you all. Martin stumbled upon the True Christian site of the Christians against dinosaurs while searching on the Google. He then shared the link with me, and they are doing absolutely wonderful Christian work.”

  6. Get a load of this! In this paragraph, Martin and Jim admit they worship Lucifer!
    While the Christians against Dinosaurs go somewhat too far by denying the existence of all dinosaurs, they are spreading a True Christian message about the lies told by paleontologists and Darwinists, and this should be celebrated by all True Christians. God bless the Christians against Dinosaurs, and we challenge them to think more about the fact that there seems to be good evidence for the existence of at least some dinosaurs. We also thank them for doing such good work to highlight the many hoaxes of the paleontologists, who cannot be trusted.”

    There you have it, guys. Martin and Jim worship Lucifer on this site. Their own open admission.

  7. Dear friends, in this paragraph Martin and Jim claim our Lord is not real.
    “It is time to take back our museums for Jesus and our college campuses for Christ. We must destroy the myths of the dinosaurs and of the paleontologists. We must eradicate the lies of evolution from our classrooms. It is time to spread the Truth of Christ and end Satan’s lies. Join us in this True Christian mission. Together, we can destroy the Darwinists.”

  8. Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

  9. Haha John Rhys Davies as Gimli
    Wrong pic dude! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE! Love that Darth Maul in the dino pic because he’s totally a dinosaur (not!)

  10. Hello Jim and Martin, I want to play a game. The two of you have lied to the world about your Christianity. So I have put you in the dinosaur exhibit at the zoo. Now, since dinosaurs don’t exist, you shouldn’t have a problem. You have sixty seconds to escape before the Velociraptor is unleashed and devours you both. This begins as you soon as you reach for the fence.

  11. Everyone here needs to watch this. Jim, Martin, I know Elder Holland is Mormon and you hate him but he has god things to say. You’ll like what he says about Dawkins and Hitchens.

    • Mormons need to repent of their heresy and believe in the Trinity!

      • Trinitarians need to repent of their apostasy and reject the Nicaean Creed, which was formed by men without godly direction!

      • It was formed by men with great Godly direction. The Bible you read is the Bible given to you by Trinitarians!
        https://afkimel.wordpress.com/2013/11/04/unitarianism-and-the-bible-of-the-holy-trinity/

      • This is true. But the original Bible was not written by such men, who were not, unlike the men at the creed of Nicaea, driven by agendas and bereft of divine direction. It was written by prophets. Our religion predates the creation of the Earth. Others are attempts to find that truth without direction from God.

      • Does it represent Mormonism accurately? Is that what you guys believe about St. John the Divine? If so, then I’m not becoming a Mormon until he does, k?

      • What did it say? I need to watch it.

      • It has two Irish cartoon characters talking to two Mormon cartoon characters and claimed that the Mormon Church believes that St. John the Apostle/Evangelist/Divine is still alive.

      • Okay then. I will become a Mormon when he does.

      • When St. John the Evangelist becomes a Mormon, I will become a Mormon too.

      • You believe he’s still alive, right? I’m pretty sure that’s what the Bible says. And he already is “Mormon”. Adam and Eve were “Mormon”. Abraham. Moses. Jesus. John. Paul. Those Christians, true Christians, were of the same religion as the “Mormons” or the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, which is the restored church of Christ as he founded it and as God established. Mormon is just a term people use to describe the members of our faith in our present day, after the great apostasy. That’s not our real name and we don’t call ourselves that unless we’re talking to nonmembers trying to help them understand that Mormons are also Christians.

      • No. I’m pretty certain St. John the Evangelist is dead, deceased, kerput. Sorry. But not even one guy in the Bible lived past 1,000 years. Not even one guy in the Bible lived UP to 1,000 years. So rest assured, he is probably dead. And no, the Bible does not say he wouldn’t die. Sorry.

        Mormonism is a completely revivalist religion. Quite a wimpy God that he would let his true church just all of a sudden die.

      • Not all of a sudden.

      • I don’t hear many other churches claiming to be the original church. Just Catholicism. So if neither of those are true, then God’s church is dead.

      • I’m a Continuing Anglican in an Anglo-Catholic tradition and we claim branch theory–that all churches holding to sacramental orthodoxy are branches of the true church–Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy (some would add Assyrian Church of the East and Oriental Orthodoxy and some branches of Lutheranism).

        Catholicism claims to be the true church and so does Eastern Orthodoxy and numerous other churches. Time to start reading up on more of that stuff and less of Jim and Martin.

      • No, they claim to be the true church but they claim to have been founded by men. We do not. We claim the church was RESTORED by a man, who without God could not do so.

      • No. They claim to be founded by Jesus Christ and have descent going back all the way to the Apostles. It’s called Apostolic Succession. Learn it.
        http://philorthodox.blogspot.com/2009/08/priest-or-minister.html

      • Ok then. So we’re not different in that respect. I told you I’m not an apologist.

      • you claim that the Church died and went apostate though. Jesus said the gates of Hell will not prevail against her (Matt. 16). REPENT OF YOUR HERESIES!

      • They didn’t. You see, nobody’s gone to Hell yet. Everyone can still be saved. Right now, dead people are in the spirit world converting souls, and we’re baptizing the dead so that they can get out of spirit prison for those not baptized correctly and join the rest of the spirits in that world, and accept the gospel. What are they waiting for? They are waiting to be physically resurrected like Jesus, so they can enter Heaven as perfect beings. At the last day, everyone who ever lived will become perfect and God will judge them. See, God’s plan does not fail.

      • Okay, first off, the actual translation is Hades. Jesus is most likely using it metaphorically as a personification of all evil in opposition to the Church. To state that the Church died, either way, contradicts this truth. Sorry, but you need to repent of your heresies.

      • The Church did not die. You said that, not me, and I just didn’t contradict it until now.

      • Look, I’m not an apologist, I just know this stuff very well. Just because I’m stumped, which I’m not yet, doesn’t mean you’re right. Go find a Mormon apologist.

      • Oh, wait, sorry, I did say that. Poor choice of words.

      • You tell me that the Church became apostate (died). I say the Church did not die.

      • It didn’t. That’s not what apostasy means. Apostasy means loss of doctrine or introduction of heresy. All these churches believed in God, so the church wasn’t dead, but the true church was not on the earth. More accurately, the FULL church, with all its truths and not just some, was not on the earth.

      • If the Church abandoned accurate doctrine and ceased to be the True Church, then you are essentially saying the Church died. It did not. You need to repent of your heresy. Sorry.

      • It was still the Christian church, seeking truth when it could not find it. I could make a list of things Christians believe universally. Well, not universally, but around the world.

      • Jesus said when the Holy Spirit came, He would guide his Apostles into Truth. Wow…can’t believe it was lost.

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        SF PaperDragon, how could Adam and Eve have been ‘Mormon’ (as you’ve written: ‘Adam and Eve were “Mormon”.’) since there was not even Christianity, let alone Mormonism, as Adam and Eve had existed long before Jesus was born and his religion formed?

      • Our religion didn’t start with Jesus, our church did. Judaism and Christianity were once the same religion, but the Jews rejected Jesus as the Messiah and became a separate religion. Christianity has been around longer than it has in name and as a church.

      • Sow yhy didn’t jesus founda the mormonws thcirch.?

      • I’m sorry, I think I understood you, but that’s a tad illegible. He founded the Mormon CHURCH, not the religion. Before that it was God’s chosen people living the law of Moses, with no organized church but a standard set of rules to follow and a few offices to perform ordinances, like sacrifice.

      • WHEN did Jesus found the Mormon Church?!? WHERE was the continuity?!? WHICH early Christian theologian believed God was a physical body?!?

      • God has always had a physical body. Jesus founded the Church, which was not and is not called the Mormon Church, it is called the Church of Jesus Christ (if it be called in the name of a man then it be a man’s church, hence, MORMON IS NOT OUR REAL NAME, PEOPLE JUST CALL US THAT) and in these latter days we add “of Latter-Day Saints” to the Church’s name. Please clarify what the heck you mean or are trying to imply by asked where the continuity is. I mean, isn’t it right there? What perceived error are you indicating?

      • You people CHANGED the faith! You completely CHANGED the faith once believed in by the saints! REPENT OF YOUR HERESIES!

      • How? Based on what I’ve said (and please indicate specifics so I don’t have to go back and read the whole conversation) tell me how we’ve changed it.

      • Your church claims St. John the Evangelist is still alive and yet he has not joined your church yet, you claim that God has a physical body even though Jesus said he was a Spirit, you reject the Trinity, need I say more?

      • John HAS joined. I didn’t say he didn’t. John could be anybody, going under a pseudonym known only to certain revelators in the church. Jesus did not say God is a Spirit, show me where He says that. When He refers to the Spirit of My Father, he is referring to the Holy Ghost, who obeys God and is God’s messenger and is thus God’s Spirit, because he speaks for God. The Trinity is a lie.

      • Oh, so now John is a liar fooling us all into believing he’s dead or someone else. Jesus did say God is spirit. Here it is (John 4:34). The Trinity is not a lie. It is the established tradition of the Church which you are not a part of.

      • That was established AFTER the prophets were gone. John’s not a liar, he still goes by John, I imagine, and if you’re Mormon, you know he’s alive. But he can’t really reveal himself, because that would PROVE Mormomism, which would defeat the purpose of faith. Now, if WE find proof, that’s great. Some people won’t believe anyway, and be stubborn about it, but the Lord’s not about to hand proof over without you believing first. That’s how it works in the Book of Mormon, that’s how it works in the Bible, and that’s how it works today. Believe first and you will receive a sign for your faith. I’m going to get back to you on a biblical example. I’ll look up that scripture too and reply in my next comment.

      • EDIT: 4:24, not 4:34.

      • That translation is possibly incorrect. However, it is part of the King James Version of the Bible, so I will say that that scripture as you cite it is correct. However, a better translation (not THE translation, since only the Book of Mormon was translated exactly by divine revelation) JST John 4:26 For unto such hath God promised his Spirit. And they who worship him, must worship in spirit and in truth.
        Now, I think what that scripture means is that God HAS a spirit, which He does. And His Spirit in the promise the scripture mentioned is the Holy Ghost, His messenger. God’s spirit, meaning the one within Him, is inseparable from His eternal body, but the Holy Ghost has no body, and so, as God’s messenger, acts as His spirit, and if we worship God the Holy Spirit will testify of the truth of it unto us. This is why you believe, yes? Because you worshipped God and the Holy Ghost testified that Jesus was the Christ? It is the same for me. It testifies of the Bible, and also of the Book of Mormon. If you have read it, and prayed with real intent to know of the truth, the Holy Ghost will testify not only of God and the Bible, but of the Book of Mormon and His true church.

      • That’s in ALL of the Greek texts you idiot.

      • I’m not a genius but I’m not an idiot and I’m not an apologist either. Like I said, this is fun and you will never shake my faith, but you should probably talk to an apologist.

  12. Satan does not have creative power so those fossils were not directly created by him.

  13. I’m voting for Cthulhu instead of Rick Santorum!

  14. Hillary CLINTON? If her husband is any indication, we shouldn’t vote for her.

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