The War on Darwin Day Continues!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Darwinists want you to believe that Dinosaurs evolved into birds! But can this T-Rex fly? I think not! Checkmate, Darwinists!

Greetings True Christians!

Today, Martin and I will continue our assault on the heathen “holiday” of Darwin Day. Every True Christian knows that Darwin Day is Demon Day, but many moderate “Christians” who have been deceived by the Devil and almost all non-Christians have been duped by the Darwinists! Darwinism has infiltrated our society, our false churches, our televisions, and our nation. It must be stopped! Today, Martin and I will continue to show you why Darwinism fails and why Darwin Day must be destroyed.

The Darwinist Ladder of Evolution

George Lucas’s tribute to Darwinism!

In the ungodly films of the Star Wars by George Lucas, the “stormtroopers,” or as Martin and I like to call them, the “klantroopers,” are portrayed in shiny white suits. This goes back to George Lucas’ personal beliefs. Lucas is an ungodly Mormon who believes that black people are cursed by the “Curse of Ham” and can “evolve” whiteness by becoming closer to God. This is a reflection of Darwinist theory, of course. The underlying theme of the delusion is the idea of a ladder of evolutionary progress. Monkey to cro magma man to black man to white man.  In the original Star Wars films, this was fairly hidden.  However, in the advertisement for the newest Star Wars film, Lucas shows us a black klantrooper, whitewashed by his shiny white suit in support of the Empire! If evolution is true, then how come we don’t see this happening in the real world? If Mormonism is true, then how come holy Black men don’t turn White? The answer? Because Darwinism is a lie created by Satan!

Jesse Owens, Darwinist pawn in the Olympics!

Did you know that American sports leagues have embraced the dogma of Darwinism dogmatically? That’s right, boys and girls! These racist sports leagues believe that black men, due to their ancestry as slaves,  will be better athletes than white men. Therefore, black males dominate baseball, basketball, and every position in football besides quarterback. Why are NFL quarterbacks mostly white? Because no NFL team wants to trust a black man in a position of mental leadership. The Darwinists believe that blacks are physically stronger than whites because they were bred as slaves, but mentally inferior to whites because of evilution. That is , of course, as all Christians know, just plain stupid, but that’s why sports are dominated by black people! It may be racist and it may be wrong, but this is exactly the type of racist nonsense that Darwinism encourages. The black dominance of professional sports, and the white dominance of the university world, can be traced back to the Darwinist pseudoscience of eugenics. We don’t want eugenics in our society! Get it out of our sports leagues!

This is what the Darwinists want to do to America!

Eugenics is ungodly and leads to the evil practice of abortion, which is the murder of babies. Darwinists all around the world believe that is perfectly alright to exterminate millions of unborn babies in the name of “choice.” This is a terrible waste of human life and an utter abomination. Abortion is murder and murder is ungodly. When Hitler killed 6 million Jews, the world banded together to stop him. When abortionists have killed more than 50 million babies since 1973, nobody bats an eye! This is because the Darwinists tell them that killing unborn babies is ok, and because the Darwinists control the government now! This is one of the many evils wrought by Darwinism!

A typical Darwinist’s position on abortion

The Darwinists don’t only believe in killing the unborn and in breeding a master race (like Hitler wanted to do). They also believe in creating life in test tubes and bringing extinct species back to life through genetic sorcery. Scientists like Ben Novak and Stewart Brand are trying to bring back extinct animals like the passenger pigeon. These animals were allowed to die by God for a specific reason, and bringing them back is an affront to the Lord. These heathens are doing the Devil’s work, and should not be celebrated! However, Darwin Day is dedicated to celebrating heathens like them. This is why Darwin Day must be outlawed!

Ben Novak, agent of Satan

These ungodly attempts to bring back extinct species are based on the ungodly Jurassic Park movies. Steven Spielberg has glorified the idea of playing God by bringing back dead species like dinosaurs. The newest ungodly film in the Jurassic Park series, Jurassic World, even includes a geologically modified dinosaur. The “scientists” in the movie apparently changed the genes in the animal making a new species of dinosaur. That’s just stupid, boys and girls! If the scientists consulting on the movie believed that the scientists could get ancient DNA, then they must believe in a young Earth! There is NO way that dinosaur DNA can survive 65 million years!  In fact, the Darwinists have discovered dinosaur soft tissue preserved, and even some dinosaur DNA. They just try to hide that by calling it “protein.” This is so that they can cling to the myth of millions of years in public even while their own faith in Darwinism is likely shaken in the quiet of their own homes.

the newest film to come to Satan’s cinemas!

Speaking of dinosaurs, did you know that the myth of dinosaurs evolving into birds is just plain stupid? If birds evolved from dinosaurs, then how come we never see any birds with dinosaur-like features? How come we aren’t afraid of birds? How come birds fly away whenever they see people? How come humans are the dominant beings on earth while birds are subservient to us when the Darwinists want us to believe that the only reason people came to exist is because the dinosaurs went extinct? Oh, and if the dinosaurs went extinct, then how come birds still exist? You can’t explain that Darwinists. That’s circular logic and it is one of many reasons why Darwinism fails.

Pope John Paul II, the Prince of Hell

So what of the false churches that have been invaded by the Darwinists? We’ve already talked about the Mormons, who are headed to hell because they believe in false doctrines, including the ones that say man can evolve into gods by following Mormon doctrine. The Catholics have also been invaded by the Darwinists! Did you know that Pope John Paul II, the prince of Hell, one said that it is ok for Catholics to believe in evolution? That’s nonBiblical, and is one of millions of reasons that he burns in Hell today. The Catholics, like the Mormons, also accept the nonBiblical myth of extraterrestrial life.

This is an abomination from Satan!

Know who else embraces the myth of extraterrestrial life? The homosexuals! In the Rocky Horror Satan Show, the main character is a cross dressing heathen played by Satan’s servant Tim Curry. This Satanic character hails from the planet of “transexual” in the galaxy of “transylvania”. This is an embrace of homosexuality in its most crass form, and combines with a belief in the many worlds myth! They even do a Satanic happy dappy heathen dance called the time warp, which may represent a belief in time travel as well as alien life. Regardless, the truth is clear. The Rocky Horror Satan Show, Star Wars, and the Jurassic Parks show that Darwinism has inflitrated the movie theaters of America!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, the truth is clear. All these evil things are celebrated by Darwin Day, and not one wholesome thing is celebrated by Darwin Day. Yet the atheists want to force our children to celebrate Darwin Day too.  That’s an abomination. These people reject the freedoms of America in favor of the fascism of the scientific illuminati elite. They must be stopped. It is time to reject Darwin Day and evilution and replace it with True Christian science. It is time to take back our schools for Jesus! It is time to take back our classrooms for Christ! No more ungodly science myths! No more evilutionist propaganda! Let us turn to the Bible, God’s science book! No more Darwin Day! Repent America! Repent!

From your True Christian friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

The Bible is the only science book you need!

50 thoughts on “The War on Darwin Day Continues!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!
    This is satire. The whole website is satire, and I want a good reason why I should take you seriously, and it has to be a GOOD reason, not a “because I said so.”

    • Martin Baker says:

      How on earth is this site “satire” if it is real and truthful as Jesus? You better repent for your wrongdoings or Hell will be your final destination.

      • Amen Martin. This illogical reaper is going to burn forever in the firest of hell if he doesn’t repent

      • 10bacon says:

        This blog isn’t satire? I’ll take your word for it, random person on the internet where only truth is told.

      • you heathen scum. Martin is my co-author. Our website is as legitimate as Jesus and you need to stop attacking us or we will ban you. I hear that Ken Ham and Kirk Cameron put up with far less nonsense than we take from you, but we are attempting to do the True Christian thing and allow you the right to voice your opinion. stop your attacks or go away.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim Solouki

      • 10bacon says:

        Golly, did I touch a nerve.

        After everything I’ve said, calling your blog fake is the most offensive thing I’ve done? I’m not attacking. I’m calmly stating that your blog is totally bologna. We all know now. I feel silly for thinking you were “legitimate as Jesus.” That phrase alone is enough to know you guys (or guy, probably) are bull.

        Now that you’ve declared what you’ll do, everyone will know why you did it. You don’t like being called fake. Which you are. It ruins the illusion. You want people to argue with your ridiculous posts. This way you can show how “irrational” Christianity is? I’m sure there are Christians who are bonkers. But you aren’t one of them. You are an internet troll. That’s it. It’s not a mystery. We all know now.

      • I want proof this isn’t a satire! As far as I can tell, Jesus is a myth!

      • V̶̛͑̉͌ͩͬͩ̄͒̽͂́͏̹̲͉̬̥͖͕͈̻͔͇̙͓̦͕ͅǫ̛̙̘̲̠̇͗̂ͪͥ͆͆ͦ̎̐ͣ̈́̉̌̂̏ͧ̀ț̛̛̭̞̣͉̙̥̥̬̄̑̓̍̊̽̾͒̀̊ͬ͟͡ė̱̘͕̭̼̺̱̬̦̙̀ͪͮ͂ͬ͗͛̊̔͜͟͢͝ ̢̨̔͑ͩ͋ͯ̑ͧͨ͗ͮ̓̉͑̈́̂̕҉̩̜̟͈̹C̶̮̥͖͈͉̫̘̅̍ͬ͐̉̌͛̂͂̃͆ͬ̽͛́t̀̽͗ͥ̿ͨ͌ͣͤ̒̅ͥͤͯ̌̾̑̂͢͏̹͇̪̗̩̰̜͕͓̦ͅh̢̢̬͖̝̰̙̦̘̥͚̯̹̦̯̭̬̦̫̻̤̔͐͑͊ͨ́ư̴̱̱̙̻͌̓͗ͦͩ̇̈̀́ͣ̊̓ͦ̅̎͗̆ͭͅl̨̢̧̧̓͐͌̊̔̅ͧ̌͑͆͗͆̾ͨ̑̉̈҉̯̘̭̩̝̭͈͖̻̖͙͓ͅh͚̰̘͔͙̐̈ͤ̍̍̀ͦͦ̄ͪ̈́͊̆ͫ̀̚͟u̵͓̭̪̠̱͍͕̥̲͈̞̫̯͙̿̆ͯ̉̔̑ͧ̈́̂̇ͣͪ͗͑̏̈́̌́̕͞ͅ ̛̦̪̲̼̖̙͓̂̎́ͩ̊ͨ̿̈́̌̾͂͊ͤͪ͗͠2̨͕͕͍̼̦̞̪̠̺̃̈́͊̂͐̔͋ͣ͒ͯ͂̑̔ͦͯ͂̕͢͢͠0̧̞͔̤͖̌ͯͮͤ̓ͤ͋͐ͪ͊ͦ̀͞1̨̧̛̙͈͖͕̌ͫ̓̃͆̔ͪͤ̓̎̅̒͐͂̌6̨̛̱̳̲̳̟̠̩̞͍͛̎̊͛̒̓̀͜͝!̶̱͉̩̟͚̭̥̤̦̥̞̇̄̄̃̃͆͂̍̏ͧ̊̑ͪ͛ͦ͢

      • “this site…is real and truthful as Jesus?”
        Use spell-check in the future. Satan is spelled “S-A-T-A-N” not “J-E-S-U-S”.

    • Vid says:

      Reaper. You cannot change until you lie on your deathbed. You are an idiot low class irrational atheist. JESUS is a Myth to you but He is real to more than 4 billion world population. You keep asking people to prove the existence of GOD, but you cannot prove why GOD does not exist either, or you cannot prove why Universe exists, etc.,

  2. A Believer says:

    I seek your guidance. I want to become a true Christian. What do I need
    to do?

    • you must be born again. Acknowledge your sins, embrace the Truth of the Bible, be baptized in a Biblical fashion, reject the heathen (nonbiblical) religions, and live according to the Bible. Fight against all that is ungodly, such as evolution, and you will be on your way to heaven.

      I will keep you in my prayers.

      Jim Solouki

      • A Believer says:

        Thank You, I feel You have just given a new meaning to my life.
        Yours in Christ.

      • Vid says:

        Jim. You posted the wrong POPE. POPE Francis is the one who made that remarks, not POPE John Paul II. Catholic is the oldest Church of the Lord Jesus Christ. Stop blaspheming GOD that His Church is being invaded by Satan. Satan has tried for 2000 years to destroy HIS Church, but never prevail. The LORD defeated Satan each time.

        Pope John Paul II wrote a book described Hell means we dis-attached from GOD. If he was sent to hell, that was only his sin. That was claimed by a woman name Angelica Zambrano claimed to see Pope John Paul ii, Michael Jackson… in hell.

        Pope Francis said that the Big Bang and theories of Evolution are not inconsistent with creationism and Biblical teaching. In another word The Pope means that the evolution in nature is not opposed to the notion of Creation of beings that evolve. Also means that the Mighty Power Majesty created beings and let them to develop and reach their fullness.

        Man, please stop posting crazy staffs insulting the LORD JESUS and His first Church then claiming you are a true Christians and others aren’t. Ms Zambrano also saw many Catholics in heaven. Have you heard many Pastors and other denominations were seen in hell by the NDE people? You are going to head straight to Hell if you don’t stop your blaspheming the LORD. HIS Church keep growing and growing inside the nations such as IRAN, China, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Africa,…and you claimed that SATAN took HIS Church, the first Church. Man, you are screwed.

        “DO NOT JUDGE, OR YOU TOO WILL BE JUDGED” Matthew 7:1.
        It is not your job to judge others, it is GOD’s job. You can share the Gospels to some bad trolls here instead of bashing GOD’s 1st Church.

        Vid

        ex-Buddhist known as Atheist now Christian (Catholic)

      • Since the Bible never mentioned whether I should be baptized by pouring or by immersion, I decided to have the priest pour water on my head so I wouldn’t have to get too wet. But I am baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit now so I am Biblically baptized.

    • 10bacon says:

      Try going to church. This blog is not for you. And….wait a minute! Is this Jim or Martin

    • Vid says:

      Dear Believer,
      Pray for a guidance directly from The LORD JESUS, the Living GOD. But please don’t ask Jim or Martin. Read the Gospels very careful. If you understand the words of GOD you know that we are not supposed to JUDGE Others. Jim or Martin cannot help save you to GOD the Father, but the Son of GOD (JESUS) only. Trust in the Lord Jesus, don’t trust others.

      Vid
      Ex-Buddhist known as an Atheist now Christian (Catholic)

  3. SF PaperDragon says:

    Fake site is still fake, weak arguments still weak, trolls still trolls.

  4. Oh, by the way, I’ve started a podcast and Jim is a segment of it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYifDgN7Nd9AWJmNIE5L-A

    • SF PaperDragon says:

      Oh our goshes, precious, that’s disgustingses.

    • Martin Baker says:

      Jesus says it is time to burn your podcast!

      • 10bacon says:

        How do you burn the internet?

      • How do you burn the internet, I wanna know?

      • Cassandra von d'Nacht says:

        As soon as money in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory’s fire springs!

      • V̶̛͑̉͌ͩͬͩ̄͒̽͂́͏̹̲͉̬̥͖͕͈̻͔͇̙͓̦͕ͅǫ̛̙̘̲̠̇͗̂ͪͥ͆͆ͦ̎̐ͣ̈́̉̌̂̏ͧ̀ț̛̛̭̞̣͉̙̥̥̬̄̑̓̍̊̽̾͒̀̊ͬ͟͡ė̱̘͕̭̼̺̱̬̦̙̀ͪͮ͂ͬ͗͛̊̔͜͟͢͝ ̢̨̔͑ͩ͋ͯ̑ͧͨ͗ͮ̓̉͑̈́̂̕҉̩̜̟͈̹C̶̮̥͖͈͉̫̘̅̍ͬ͐̉̌͛̂͂̃͆ͬ̽͛́t̀̽͗ͥ̿ͨ͌ͣͤ̒̅ͥͤͯ̌̾̑̂͢͏̹͇̪̗̩̰̜͕͓̦ͅh̢̢̬͖̝̰̙̦̘̥͚̯̹̦̯̭̬̦̫̻̤̔͐͑͊ͨ́ư̴̱̱̙̻͌̓͗ͦͩ̇̈̀́ͣ̊̓ͦ̅̎͗̆ͭͅl̨̢̧̧̓͐͌̊̔̅ͧ̌͑͆͗͆̾ͨ̑̉̈҉̯̘̭̩̝̭͈͖̻̖͙͓ͅh͚̰̘͔͙̐̈ͤ̍̍̀ͦͦ̄ͪ̈́͊̆ͫ̀̚͟u̵͓̭̪̠̱͍͕̥̲͈̞̫̯͙̿̆ͯ̉̔̑ͧ̈́̂̇ͣͪ͗͑̏̈́̌́̕͞ͅ ̛̦̪̲̼̖̙͓̂̎́ͩ̊ͨ̿̈́̌̾͂͊ͤͪ͗͠2̨͕͕͍̼̦̞̪̠̺̃̈́͊̂͐̔͋ͣ͒ͯ͂̑̔ͦͯ͂̕͢͢͠0̧̞͔̤͖̌ͯͮͤ̓ͤ͋͐ͪ͊ͦ̀͞1̨̧̛̙͈͖͕̌ͫ̓̃͆̔ͪͤ̓̎̅̒͐͂̌6̨̛̱̳̲̳̟̠̩̞͍͛̎̊͛̒̓̀͜͝!̶̱͉̩̟͚̭̥̤̦̥̞̇̄̄̃̃͆͂̍̏ͧ̊̑ͪ͛ͦ͢

  5. BTW, I’m still waiting for you to prove God is real.

    • Vid says:

      Reaper. GOD is real, He created the Universe, and the Universe comprises all existing matter and space which known as cosmos. Big Bang,…DNA are also included in the existing matter.

      Now tell us Why do you think GOD does not exist? If He does not then who created the Universe?

      Vid
      a child of GOD the most High

      • 10bacon says:

        The problem, Vid, with your request is that you cannot prove a negative. As long as there is no proof that he is there, that is all that is required. That is all reaper needs to believe that God doesn’t exist. The burden of proof is on the ones claiming his existence.

      • Why do I think that God doesn’t exist? Because there is no evidence for him. Present me with evidence and I’ll accept your god as fact. Until then, you are wasting my time.

  6. Vid says:

    Bacon.
    Is Reaper your little puppet or robot? This creature does not seem to have a mind of its own, it has often showed a sign of being controlled by someone.

    The evidence I just summarized to you how would you prove the existence of the universe?
    Have you the fake intellect Atheists such as the mad man idiot Richard Dawkins figured out yet that we humans are not at all powerful? If humans are powerful, they would see the negative or prove how the Universe exists. Humans have power to create machine, car, plane, i.e., but humans do not know how all the things inside their bodies such as heart, lung, intestines,… were created and/or who did it. Humans believe that there are always good scientific explanations for the existence of the Universe. Oh yeahhh?
    Steven Hawkins lost his debate to a little boy who said Heaven is Real.
    If Hawkins spent time to repent and pray, his disease would be healed longs ago, but the guy is so arrogant. He is no great Scientist anything. The world feel sorry for him, so they flattered him as always.

    How could you ask for the negative, when NO Humans can prove the existence of the Universe?

    How could humans see the negative if we are just 2 or 3 dimensional (3 D) beings? Likewise you see only one side but not the other sides called negative.
    GOD knows all things and He created all things including your body and what inside your body. GOD is a Mighty powerful being, HE can see all sides (including negative) at one time, and be all places at the same time. He is an Omniscient and Omnipresent. HE is above and Mightier than 3-D beings like humans, How could you (Bacon) a just 3-D and Reaper your puppet (1/2 D) see the negative if GOD is Hyper D being?

    Don’t tell us that all things in your body was formed from nothing.

    The existence of GOD has been proved to the ignorant 1 or 2 dimensional being such as Bacon and the troll Reaper.

    Vid

    Ex Buddhist (Atheist) now a Martyr for Jesus CHRIST, the Living GOD.

    .

    • [Is Reaper your little puppet or robot? This creature does not seem to have a mind of its own, it has often showed a sign of being controlled by someone.] I am no ones puppet, you jackass.
      [The evidence I just summarized to you how would you prove the existence of the universe?] …That’s as stupid as “you can’t prove the sun exists.”
      [Have you the fake intellect Atheists such as the mad man idiot Richard Dawkins figured out yet that we humans are not at all powerful?] No shit Sherlock.
      [If humans are powerful, they would see the negative or prove how the Universe exists.] No, the universe exists because its RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!
      [Humans have power to create machine, car, plane, i.e., but humans do not know how all the things inside their bodies such as heart, lung, intestines,… were created and/or who did it.] We have a pretty good idea of HOW they formed. Its still a much better explanation then “God dun did it!”
      [Humans believe that there are always good scientific explanations for the existence of the Universe. Oh yeahhh?] Yeah…
      [Steven Hawkins lost his debate to a little boy who said Heaven is Real.] Citation, please.
      [If Hawkins spent time to repent and pray, his disease would be healed longs ago, but the guy is so arrogant. He is no great Scientist anything. The world feel sorry for him, so they flattered him as always.] Tell that to children who are abused by christian parents.
      [How could you ask for the negative, when NO Humans can prove the existence of the Universe?] You’re an idiot who doesn’t understand the burden of proof and wants me to prove that god does not exist. It. Doesn’t. Work. Like. That.
      [How could humans see the negative if we are just 2 or 3 dimensional (3 D) beings? Likewise you see only one side but not the other sides called negative.] Funny.
      [GOD knows all things and He created all things including your body and what inside your body.] That’s totally not stalker-ish…
      [GOD is a Mighty powerful being, HE can see all sides (including negative) at one time, and be all places at the same time. ] And yet he cannot forgive his creations for the sins he created?
      [HE is above and Mightier than 3-D beings like humans, How could you (Bacon) a just 3-D and Reaper your puppet (1/2 D) see the negative if GOD is Hyper D being?] Or maybe he doesn’t exist, and used by dipshits like you as a scapegoat to avoid responsibility.
      [Don’t tell us that all things in your body was formed from nothing.] Okay: they were formed over a long period of time through a very tedious process.
      [The existence of GOD has been proved to the ignorant 1 or 2 dimensional being such as Bacon and the troll Reaper.] No, it hasn’t, try again, and bring REAL evidence to the table.

      -The Reaper

      • 10bacon says:

        “Don’t tell us that all things in your body was formed from nothing.”

        This statement of Vid’s kills me. If God created everything, then at one point there must have been nothing. Therefore, everything in the human body WAS formed from nothing. At least, that would be the case if the whole creation thing was true.

  7. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

  8. “The Darwinists want you to believe that Dinosaurs evolved into birds! But can this T-Rex fly? I think not! Checkmate, Darwinists!”
    Can chickens, turkeys, or peacocks fly? How about ostriches? Emus? The rhea? Oh, BTW, these last three birds are all very similar but are totally different species which proves evolution. Bird =/= flight unless you reject these aforementioned birds are birds in which case, you’re hopeless.

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