Greetings True Christians!
Martin and I just recently published a post about how God hates Star Wars. God is now beginning to punish Star Wars actors for their part in the ungodly films! Did you know that just today God struck down Star Wars and James Bond actor Khan Bonfils? That’s right boys and girls, he was an agent of Satan and he is now burning in Hell, firmly in Satan’s grasp. He had his chance to repent, and he did not make the right choice.
The above photograph is a picture of Bonfils doing the Devil’s work in Star Wars. Note the ungodly Satan’s horns on his head, a reference to where he will spend eternity. Bonfils is barbecuing on Satan’s soul grill as we speak, and he’s going to be in pain for all eternity! God has struck him down so that he will not lead any more of our youth astray!
All you followers of Khan Bonfils ungodly career, repent or follow his path to Hell. The only way to heaven is through Jesus the Christ. You must be born again or you will die twice, once in this life and once when you are cast into the pit of Hell for all eternity. If you are born again, you will never die in Christ. Your soul will be with him eternally and you will be in paradise.
To our evil atheist readers, might I issue a challenge? If you accept Jesus and die tomorrow and find out He’s not real, what have you lost? Nothing. If you accept Jesus and die tomorrow and find out that He is real, you go straight to heaven! If you reject Jesus and die tomorrow and find out He’s not real, you’ve lost nothing. If you reject Him, die tomorrow, and find out that He is real, you go straight to Hell! Accept Jesus and go to heaven or lose nothing! Reject Jesus and go to Hell or lose nothing. What looks like the smarter choice? I’ll take the one that takes me to heaven, and I hope you will too.
From your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker!
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