Fix your world by placing Jesus at the right place

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It was Friday night.
A pastor was struggling to prepare his sermon and didn’t want to be disturbed by his five year old daughter, so he removed a map of the world from his study, tore it into pieces and gave it to her to assemble with the promise that he would answer all her questions and play with her when she was done. He knew she would never be able to fix it.
To his amazement, in less than five minutes, she returned to him in his study with the map in perfect shape, every continent and every country in its place.
The surprised father asked,
”Honey, you don’t know anything about geography, so how did you fix the world so easily and quickly?”

The five year old girl smiled sweetly and replied,
”The picture of Jesus was at the back of the map and I knew that if…

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31 thoughts on “Fix your world by placing Jesus at the right place

  1. Alienfan says:

    Wut? You know, that picture could as well had been santa claus or something, she would have still fixed it then(if she now knew how santa claus looks like.)
    So… How would this be “proof of christianity or something”? Answer me that!

  2. Yeah, no… That reminds me of the farmer whos son had an out of body experience. Means nothing. I could have one just by sleeping.

  3. 10bacon says:

    So, the pastor had a map with Jesus on the back,,,and he put Jesus facing the wall? Why would he do that? Does he turn Jesus around so that he doesn’t feel guilty about what he does in his study? Is there a computer there? Does he have access to the internet?

    • 10bacon says:

      I think you should reset the counter to ‘0 saved’ as that is more realistic for this blog.

      • Alienfan says:

        I think that is just to show how many have been on this site(though only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000O00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of everyone who has been on this site got what Jim and Martin calls “saved”)

      • Alienfan says:

        o_0 I glitched the post!

  4. Alienfan says:

    Im just gonna test if I can post pictures with this comment

  5. This is one of those posts that makes me think this isn’t satire. Good job.

  6. This guy is definitely wiser than you.

  7. Imelda says:

    Oui. Notre Seigneur Jésus CHRIST est le Prince de la Paix. It est DIeu sous la form humane. Il est le Chemin, la Vérité et la Vie.

  8. Alienfan says:

    Jim, from my time on this site I now know how a wolf version of you would be like. Ill post the picture below

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=92460203

  9. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    Croatia has elected its first female president…

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