Mohammad’s Birthday….in HELL

this heathen is barbecuing in Hell as we speak!

Greetings True Christians!

January 3rd this year marks the heathen Islamic celebration of the false “prophet” Muhammad’s birthday. This year, just like every year since his death, Muhammad will be celebrating it in the fires of hell. Why? Because Mohammad was a false prophet deceived by demons into doing the work of the devil and has led many people away from the True God and into the hands of Satan! He is the creator of a false religion that strives to kill the Christian and remove Christ from our classrooms and our hearts. Even today, members of ISIS are killing and crucifying Christians in the Middle East, because their false prophet Mohammad told them that was the thing to do. Let us take a look at the evils of Mohammad and his false religion before we go on:

Muslims on parade!

what Muslims do for fun!

This man is about to marry this young girl, just like Mohammad!

This Muslim is molesting a little boy, just like Mohammad!

Did you know that Mohammad supported the molestation of both male and female children? He believed that it was ok for a man to have as many concubines as they wanted to as long as they were under sixteen years of age. Boys could only be molested until the age of 14.  In fact, Muslims believe that if they kill themselves and kill a sufficient number of Christians in the process, they will receive both male and female virgin sexual slaves in their “paradise.” Truth is, if they do acts like these, they will go to Hell!

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is Mohammad’s most famous follower? That’s right boys and girls, the world’s biggest terrorist,  bin Laden, is Muslim! So was Saddam Hussein. So is Barack Hussein Obama! So is every member of the Taliban! Muslim leaders are ungodly leaders that can only lead their subjects to Hell. And God hates them all! Any religion that supports homosexuality and spawns murderers should be wiped from the face of the planet. Who is responsible for the evils of Islam? The answer is simple. Mohammed the deceiver, who was led by demons and the devil, is responsible! He is barbecuing in Hell, where Satan and the demons are torturing him endlessly as we speak!

how Mohammad celebrates his birthday now!

This is what Mohammad wants for your soul and for the souls of all!

God hates Mohammad and all of his heathen followers! Let us celebrate Mohammad’s birthday by leading the ungodly heathen Muslim hordes to Jesus and turning them away from the false prophet of Satan! Let us feed them pork chops and bacon and remind them of those wonderful words of Jesus that teach us that nothing that a man eats can make him unclean, but rather that the only source of uncleanliness is that which comes from inside a man. It is what is in our hearts that makes us unclean, not what we eat. What is in a Muslim’s heart? Let me show you:

Muslims often fantasize about crashing airplanes into buildings.

Muslims love to blow themselves up!

Muslims worship bin Laden too!

Are you a Muslim? Are you a Muslim sympathizer? Reject the religion of Satan in honor of Mohammad’s birthday! God detests Mohammad and you should too! the Koran is a false book inspired by demons and should be destroyed. All Muslims should be converted, imprisoned, or at the very least watched very closely, because a free Muslim is a Muslim who might blow themself up to kill a Christian. Why? Because Muslims hate Christians and all that comes from Christ. This is because they know in their hearts that Christians are going to heaven and Muslims are destined to burn in Hell.

Islam is the religion of death. Islam is a false ungodly religion that seeks only to kill and to terrorize. Islam was inspired by the devil, for the devil, to lead people away from Christ and into Satan’s grasp. A devout Muslim is a dangerous Muslim. If you don’t believe me, just look at what happened to this wonderful nation on September 11th. Let us pray that God leads the Muslims away from their camels and to Christ!  Tell these people to stop fingering children and to start fingering a Bible.

this is where bin Laden will be tortured forever!

Heaven is a lot like a fancy country club, unsaved unwelcome! The Muslims are all unsaved because they reject the divinity of Christ! They are unwelcome in heaven just like the atheists, agnostics, post-Jesus Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, pagans, Darwinists, and other heathens are unwelcome in Hell. Let us spread the Kingdom for Jesus! Let us baptize the world for Christ!

Shame on all of those who reject Jesus for Mohammad! Reject your evil ways or you will surely burn in Hell! Turn or burn, Muslims, turn or burn. Reject Mohammad on his evil birthday! Repent and choose Jesus instead! I’ll be praying for you.

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki

Rick Santorum is not a Muslim sympathizer! Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president in 2016!

17 thoughts on “Mohammad’s Birthday….in HELL

  1. http://theillogicalreaper.tumblr.com/post/106663405378/dear-jim-solouki-you-fucking-idiot | I’m gunna keep post this until I see some sort of response.
    Now, back to the post. Bullshit! You point out the worst of a group, and then generalize all of them. Its not just muslims, you do this with atheists, buddhists, ect. If I did the same with christianity, you have to answer for Hitler, the KKK, the crusade, the salem witch hunts.

    • I saw your little post heathen. This is not a “poe” site. We are as legitimate as Jesus. We are doing the work of Jesus, the hard work of Jesus, and we do not care if people like us. We care about getting a message out. If you fail to believe our True message from Christ, then you’re heading to Hell.

      Do NOT try to lump Hitler and the KKK in with us. Hitler was an atheist and the Klan were not True Christians. They burned Crosses! How is that Christian?

      The Salem Witch hunts worked! We burned witches and now we don’t have any more dangerous ones. We should treat atheists the same way. It would prevent the world from creating more Hitlers, Stalins, Lenins, Pol Pots, and sinful scum like you. I’m serious reaper, I’m so serious. If you deny the Truth of Christ then you deserve eternal torment, and that’s exactly what you will get. Do you know what Hell is like? Here’s a hint. https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2014/03/03/what-is-hell-like/

      Oh, and the Crusades? Those were Catholics, not Christians, but the Crusades were a wonderful idea because they sought to destroy the grip the Muslim plague held on the Holy Land. I don’t see a problem with them.

      You need to be touched by Jesus you sinning scum of the earth. You are no better than Obama, Osama, or denizen of Hell Carl Sagan. God hates all who reject Him. You reject God, so God hates YOU. Repent or burn reaper, and don’t say we didn’t warn you if you fail to repent and are cast into the fires of hell to burn forever and ever. Hell is forever, and there will be no relief. Turn to Christ now, before its too late.

      I’ll be praying for you.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim Solouki

      • Alienfan says:

        1. Catholics are christian!
        2. Hitler wasn’t atheistic
        3. Witches aren’t real and have never been
        4. You saying “you need to be touched by Jesus” is really f##king disgusting

  2. Just because a person believes differently doesn’t mean that they should automatically be placed into an alternate dimension of eternal flames and lava. I know a couple of people who are Muslim and they are the most lovely people you could ever meet. Catholicism is just another version of Christianity.

    It is now perfectly legal to be a “witch”, except this version of witches are known to be masters in herbal treatments. No magic or anything. That is all fiction.

    Alien is right, “touched by Jesus” is disgusting. this site just makes my eyes bleed about what you have to say in the world.

    Below is my genuine reaction to seeing what goes on on this sight:

    • Alienfan says:

      Well, I talked about those witches that we see in story books. But that type of witches do indeed exist(But I think you undoerstood that)

      • Alienfan says:

        Sorry for my last replys bad gramar, no I will write it more understandable:
        Well, I talked about those witches that we see in story books. But that type of witches you talked about do indeed exist(But I think you understood that)

  3. That;s alright Alien. Honestly, the stuff on here really makes me react like that. As illogical reaper said, these “people” find the worst in a group, single them out and then say “IF THOSE GUYS DO IT THEN EVERYONE IN (Insert religious community here) MUST DO IT”

    • And then proceed to scratch past the bottom of the barrel. But don’t tell me about the worst of the Christians, because they’re not “true” christians, even though the ONLY catalyst is accept Jesus.

      • 10bacon says:

        I also find it interesting that they have no problem saying they don’t promote violence, but should treat atheists to a nice ole’ witch hanging.

    • 10bacon says:

      “I believe that no hell will be lacking which would help the just mercy of God to redeem his children. Take any of those wicked people in Dante’s hell, and ask wherein is justice served by their punishment. Mind, I am not saying it is not right to punish them, I am saying, justice is not, never can be satisfied by suffering-nay, cannot have any satisfaction in or from suffering. Human resentment, human revenge, human hate may.”

      – George McDonald

    • Quentin Walsh says:

      Interesting article, did you have a good Christmas?

      • 10bacon says:

        Yes, I did. Thanks. It was the first time in several Christmases (Is that the plural?) that we had stayed home rather than travel to see family.

        How was yours?

      • 10bacon says:

        Not that it’s terrible to see family, just that I’ve done enough travelling for awhile, especially with kids.

  4. 10bacon says:

    I’m going to throw this here. If we’re going to take the very worst of Islam, this article should be appropriate.

    Did you know, according to this article, the most prolific serial killers were devout Christians?

    http://king-dave.newsvine.com/_news/2011/11/03/8623068-answered-prayers-the-worlds-most-prolific-serial-killers-are-devout-christians-coincidence-or-men-of-perfect-faith?lite

    • My Christmas was very good, thanks. I got a lovely jumper (a sweater), a hoodie, and a tin to put money in. As well as lots of chocolate, and a laser pointer to mess with the cat. My brother got a Xbox 360 of all things! Yeah it was good…

      These guys are clearly smoking something beyond our comprehension, probably Cthulhu brand marijuana, as they cant seem to separate reality from fiction.

      Speaking of Fiction, do you or anyone else on this site have a favorite book that they can read after having their retinas melt after seeing the goddamn absolute bullplop on this site that is “legitimate as Jesus”?
      My personal favorite is “The Lost World” by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

      • 10bacon says:

        “Bullplop”?! That is an absolutely fantastic word. I think I shall add that to my lexicon. Currently, I am working my way (slowly) through the last book of the Game of Thrones series. For Christmas, my wife got me the first volume of The Walking Dead graphic novel. I love the show and I can’t wait to dive into the book next.

        Have Jim and Martin done posts on GOT and Walking Dead yet. I guess they just save their bullplop (thank you) for Pinky and the Brain and Star Wars.

        Enjoy the 360! I have been a Nintendo fan since the ’80s. Needless to say, I’m one of the handful of people who got a Wii U. So, for Christmas I got Smash Brothers for it. My boys love playing it. Our oldest used to call the previous incarnation Mario Punch Face. Frankly, that would have been a brilliant title.

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