Chuck Norris Supports Christ in the War for Christmas!


Greetings True Christians!

I would just like to take this moment to thank Chuck Norris for his ardent support of the Christian cause. Like Norris, we reject our heathen Muslim president, and support Christ. Take a stand with Chuck and us! Keep Christ in Christmas!

From your friends,

Jim and Martin

Chuck Norris will vote for God’s Candidate in 2016! You should too! Rick Santorum for President, 2016!

26 thoughts on “Chuck Norris Supports Christ in the War for Christmas!

  1. The Illogical Reaper says:

    So many problems with this. He’s not a Muslim. He is an ADMITTED Christian. Chuck Norris is a mockery. He has made himself look stupid every time. As far as I can tell, this IS a troll site. If its not, then you are the most hate-filled person ever to walk the face of the earth. You are detached from reality and lack any thinking skills.

    • This is a legitimate websitte and our page is as legitimate as Jesus. We are not filled with hate. We are filled with the truth of Christ. You are going striaght to hell if you don’t repent heathen. Mock us at your own eternal risk, for you will not receive mercy in Hell.

      • The Illogical Reaper says:

        Its not legitimate. Every time you say “Legit as Jesus,” I hear “We claim we’re legit, but were not.” There is NO evidence for Jesus’s existence. That Shroud of Turin that you proudly claim is evidence, its possibly a forgery. I, along with mos atheists, will mock you into non-existence.

  2. The Illogical Reaper says:

    Whats the matter? Lost the will to fight?

    • Vid says:

      Obama cannot stop American people from celebrating Christmas. You don’t believe that Jesus Christ exists it’s your problem. I believe, He is real, alive forever more. I saw the Lord in my many dreams, and I don’t need to prove you anything.

      Glory to Jesus Christ, the living God in the Highest.


      • 10bacon says:

        I don’t think he was directly speaking to you. Also, I’m kind of amazed that your English is considerably better in this post then in the one you wrote later. Jim? Martin?

      • The Illogical Reaper says:

        Vid, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. I’m pretty sure “The Lord” is just an imaginary friend to make you feel better about being an ass!

  3. Cassandra von d’Nacht says:

    Well, I shall admit that it isn’t right that Christmas got erased from school calendars. Traditions ought to stay unchanged, because those who immigrate to a country should adapt to the new culture, not the other way around.
    In Austria, all shops are closed on Sundays and holidays. Is that in America as well?

  4. 10bacon says:

    Chuck Norris didn’t support Santorum. Does that mean he went against God’s candidate?

  5. How many times has Chuck Norris been the butt of jokes comparing him to God and Jesus? Why are you not decrying him? Isn’t he a demonic agent of Hollywood? But if you’re supporting him, by all means, do something right for a change and don’t scream that somebody who is doing nothing with the intention of offending good Christians that he is going to hell. I am so glad to see that you’re not saying he’s a wicked, wicked man because even though it is hilarious when you do that, it is very annoying. Thank you. Remember the wise men who had to be very rich, as kings, to be able to give Jesus kingly gifts. Think about where they are right now. Are they burning? Or are they being rewarded for praising Jesus as their Savior and not allowing him to fall into Herod’s hands? Food for thought this Christmas for someone who is very anti-wealth.

  6. I hear he can also swim through land…

  7. The Illogical Reaper says:

    I’m going to say he gave up. Then watch as he makes another “Dear Heathens” post. Or better, a post totally devoted to me. Also, the only thing Ray disproves in that video is his own heterosexuality.

    • 10bacon says:

      I looked Ray up. It’s funny because know he says that it was always meant to be tongue in cheek. There’s nothing quite like some good ol’ fashioned back peddling.

  8. The Illogical Reaper says:

    I’m going to assume that Jim and Martin have given up…
    Anyways, I’ll be creating a new YouTube Channel for my anti-theist videos. I’ll leave a link to an intro video later on.

    • 10bacon says:

      This is usually how they operate. They’ll put up a “fight” (if you want to call their debate tactics a fight) and then they’ll vanish until they unleash their crazy again.

      • The Illogical Reaper says:

        True. They basically come in, say something stupid, “debate” a bit, and then proceed to disappear.

      • Martin Baker says:

        No, we are still working on new entries for the God-blessed site.

      • The Illogical Reaper says:

        You mean the satire site that makes people question whether or not your a troll or two sad little human beings who need therapy.

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