Greetings True Christians!
Everyone remembers when Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 disappeared, never to be found again. Countries from all over the world spent millions and millions of dollars searching for this missing plane all through the ocean, and it has never been found. I initially reported on this site that the plane was allowed to crash as a punishment from God for Malaysia’s sinful ways, but after a long session of prayer with the Holy Spirit, the answer is clearer.
It turns out that there were several true Christians on this flight, including the pilot, who converted to Christianity just before the flight left Malaysia. Why is this important? Because the rapture is beginning, and the pilot of the flight was raptured, thus rendering the plane inoperable. WIth nobody left on the plane with the capability to fly it, the plane quickly veered out of control, and likely crashed, hitting the ocean surface so hard that the entire plane disintegrated.
Not to worry though, boys and girls. All the True Christians on the flight were saved by Jesus through the rapture process, and more people are continuing to be raptured even today. Every time a True Christian disappears, he or she has been raptured into heaven to be with Jesus!
Are you rapture ready? If not, you need to repent, now. The anti-christ is among us and will one day soon be unleashed upon the world. Martin and I will be raptured before that happens. Will you? Flight 370 disappeared, never to be seen again, because the True Christians on the plane were raptured into heave. Join them in Paradise. Embrace Jesus. Otherwise, you will surely be cast into Hell.
I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.
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