Greetings True Christians!
Tonight I want to talk to you about Darwin’s damnable doctrine, the false doctrine of evolution! The ideology of evilution is a lie created by Satan himself and placed inside the mind of former Christian Charles Darwin! Did you know that even Charles Darwin knew evilution was just stupid? In his book Origin of the Species, he said that the complex nature of the eye disproves his theory. Don’t believe me? Here’s the quote:
“To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree.”–Charles Darwin, Origin of the Species.
In fact, Charles Darwin was so put off by the lie of evolution that he ultimately repented on his deathbed, admitting that his theory was false. Why then, did Darwin publish a theory of evilution in the first place? Well Charles Darwin was originally a Christian who studied to be a minister, but then he became very angry with God after his daughter died. The doctrine of evilution was a Satan-inspired doctrine published by Darwin in an attempt to deny the existence of God and lead people away from Christ. Of course, in the end, Darwin’s attempt to disprove God failed, but not without leading scores of people straight to the depths of hell and spawning such evil doctrines as communism, atheism, nazism, heathenism, agnosticism, feminism, deism, widespread support for homosexuality and gay marriage, overactive teenage sexual activity, rape, murder, and the wanton killing of the unborn known as abortion! God hates evilution, evilution denies the Bible, and a belief in evilution will lead you straight to Hell!
Did you know that evilution is so stupid that a five year old can disprove it? Here is a list of facts that absolutely disprove the fool’s theory of Darwinism:
1. Darwinists just love Carbon Dating…but Carbon Dating is so inaccurate that the same object is often given five different dates when dated by five different people! Carbon 14 Dating is based on assumptions, not science! Checkmate, Darwinists!
2. Darwinists believe that random unguided processes and random mutations led us from goo to zoo to you! But has a wind storm ever created a Boing 757 in a junkyard? I think not! That’s the exact kind of magic that Darwinists want us to believe! That’s just stupid. Checkmate, Darwinists!
3. Darwinists believe that man came from monkeys. But if man came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys around? Checkmate, Darwinists!
4. Darwinists lied to you about the dinosaurs. They want you to believe that the dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. But there is proof that dinosaurs and man lived together. That fact automatically disproves Darwinism! Checkmate, Darwinists!
5. The Darwinists believe that their grandparents were fish and their ancestors were rocks. Now that’s just stupid! Was your uncle a monkey? I don’t think so! Checkmate Darwinists!
6. The Bible tells us that a good tree cannot bear bad fruit, but the tree of Darwinism has born murder, rape, atheism, Nazism, Stalinism, torture, communism, school shootings, and many other evils. This is not a good tree! Checkmate, Darwinists!
7. Did you know that there is absolutely no proof of an old earth? The “geologic column” is a myth made up by Darwinists to try to prove evolution true! The geologic column doesn’t exist anywhere on Earth except in the Darwinist textbooks! Not only that, but there are thousands of petrified trees across the world, crossing across layers that are supposed to be millions of years old! Have you ever seen a tree standing up for millions of years? Now that’s just stupid folks! Checkmate, Darwinists!
8. Darwinists believe that birds came from crocodiles that came from fish! How come nobody has ever found a crocoduck? Checkmate, Darwinists!
9. Darwinists believe that there must be millions of transitional fossils in order for evolution to be true! However, there has never been a true transitional fossil discovered! Archaeopteryx was a true bird, and Tiktaalik was a true amphibian! The only “transitional fossils” that show any evidence for evolution have been faked by Darwinists. These include Archaeoraptor and Piltdown Man. If evolution were true, then how come the Darwinists have to make up transitional fossils? Checkmate, Darwinists!
10. Darwinists have no evidence for evolution between kinds. They can show wolves evolving into dogs, or birds evolving into other birds, but that’s not really evolution, that’s change within a kind! And guess what, God allowed for that to happen. It is always possible for a Created Kind to change within its kind, but never between kinds. And change within a kind is the only change the fossil record shows! Checkmate, Darwinists!
11. Darwinists believe that there is no God, yet they have a blind faith in random mutation. Darwinists believe that mutations can create an increase in information in the genome, yet NO MUTATION EVER OBSERVED has resulted in an increase in information! They’re lying to you!! Checkmate, Darwinists!
12. Darwinists reject God, yet they believe in a magic spaghetti monster that they claim even molested Jesus! Now that’s just sinful and stupid. Accept the evil spaghetti monster and go straight to Hell! Checkmate, Darwinists!
These are just many of the lies created by the Darwinists! Do not be drawn in by Darwin, Dawkins, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and other agents of Satan! These heathens are going straight to the fires of hell. Do not accept Darwinism, but repent and accept the Truth of the Bible! Jesus died for our sins, but don’t let the evil ungodly Charlie D. and his minions delude you!
My brothers and sisters in Christ, let us reject the lie of evolution and all of its evil ungodly fruits! Let us accept the Truth of the Bible, which tells us that the Earth is young and created by God! It is time to get Darwin out of the textbooks and replace evilution with True Christian Creation Science! It is time to take back our campuses for Jesus! It is time to take back our classrooms for Christ! Write your senators and representatives and ask them to write legislation challenging the teaching of Darwinism and other false doctrines! Let us do this for Jesus! Together we can return America to it’s Christian foundations!
From your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker
Rick Santorum doesn’t believe in Darwin’s delusion! Santorum is a True Christian who accepts Creation! Vote for Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for president in 2016!