Greetings True Christians (and Michael Jackson supporter Allison)!
Martin and I have returned from some very important work, and would like to share an important topic with all of you. In my evangelical work, many people have asked me how to go to heaven. Some people are misguided into believing that good works will get you there. Others believe that God lets everyone into heaven. I am angling this post towards Allison since she is a misguided soul in grave, grave danger of being cast into the pit of Hell for all eternity, but all can benefit from this post.
Allison, I am going to ask Martin and all of the True Christian readers reading this blog to join me in prayer for you. Dear Heavenly Father, please open up Allison’s eyes and lead her away from idolatry. Please show her the Truth of Jesus, and allow her to kneel before our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, beg forgivness for her sinful ways, and bask in the glow of His holy and wholesome mercy. We ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
Allison, Michael Jackson is a Satanic servant of the Devil who is in Hell as we speak. He did many sinful things, and following his sinful ways will only lead you to Hell. You have admitted that Michael Jackson is your idol, even though God has said that you shall not have other gods besides Him. That’s sinful stuff Allison, commandment-breaking stuff. You need to repent quickly and accept Jesus’s mercy before it is too late. Allison, if you go to hell when you die, there is no escaping, it is fire and torment and torture for all eternity. Repent now before it is too late. You need to be saved.
How can we be saved? The only way to heaven is to be born again. We must accept Christ’s redemptive sacrifice on the Cross, acknowledge our sins, and accept His forgiveness and sacrifice. You must change your life in accordance with Christ. You see, if you die without a strong relationship with Jesus, He can’t allow you into His kingdom. You might think that sounds unfair, but it really isn’t. Would you let a stranger run around in your house? No. Neither can Jesus let you into Heaven unless you know Him! You must be born again in Jesus Allison, and all readers, or you will be cast into the fires of Hell.
I will be praying for you.
Yours in Christ,