Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that Robin Williams is burning in Hell as we speak? That’s right boys and girls. Robin Williams is being tormented by Satan and the demons forever. Robin Williams was one of Satan’s favorite servants, and his sinful ways punched his ticket to Hell. How do I know? Everybody who commits suicide goes to Hell. I know this to be true because the Holy Spirit confirmed it to me in prayer tonight. Not only that, but Williams’ whole life was lived on the highway to Hell. However, don’t take my word for it, let me prove it to you! Robin Williams is in HELL!
First off, Robin Williams was a very wealthy man. And what does the Bible tell us about wealth? Take a look at Matthew 19:24. “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Boom. Wealthy man, died wealthy, it is exceedingly difficult for him to go to heaven.
But that’s not the worst of it. Have you seen any of Robin Williams’ movies? They are all ungodly abominations! Here’s a partial list:
Mork and Mindy. Although this was a TV series and not a movie, it was ungodly and preached the existence of aliens. Everyone knows that extraterrestrials are actually demons. Not only that, but the show promoted gangs and violence! Williams often flashed gang signs and had magic box discussions with his illuminati overlords at the ends of episodes. Shazbot, Nanu nanu, a line used in every episode, actually translates to “Satan take me.”
Mrs. Doubtfire. In this movie, Robin Williams plays a crossdressing homosexual father who tries to get back into contact with his children. While this movie is, on its surface, a story about a father’s love for his children, However, at its core, it was actually an early propoganda film for gay marriage. “Look Timmy, here’s a crossdresser raising children! It’s NORMAL!” This film is an ungodly abomination and should be kept away from your children and your families.Not only that, but he tries to emulate Freddy Mercury in the film! And Freddy Mercury is an ungodly heathen scum who is in Hell today.
Aladdin. Robin Williams was also a known Muslim sympathizer. The film Aladdin was an attempt by Disney to make America more Muslim friendly and tolerant. Did you know that America’s increased tolerance for Muslims led directly to the September 11th attacks? If Americans had been aware of the dangers of Islam, then 9/11 would never have occurred! They would never have been allowed on the planes! But look at what this film taught. Harems, and Muslims, and genies! Oh my! That’s an ungodly sequence of themes if I’ve ever heard of one!
Fern Gully. Fern Gully was an ungodly evil movie that promoted fairies, trees, and other tenets of Wicca. The movie plot is as follows. There is a group of fairies living in the forest that are threatened by human loggers. These loggers unleash some type of magical tree demon voiced by Tim Curry. Robin Williams voices a Satanic vivisected bat, which is a tribute to HG Wells’ The Island of Dr. Moreau, a book that Wells described as “an exercise in youthful blasphemy.” What do we have here? Humans playing God. Magical fairies in the woods. The ungodly Tim Curry and demons. This was another extremely vile film that Robin Williams took part in.
Bicentennial Man. Bicentennial Man was an ungodly movie tribute to the evil creation of Styx, Mr. Roboto. Actually, the movie is based on a guy creating a robot/android self as a way to find his wife in the afterlife. This is ungodly, sinful stuff. Everybody knows that the only places you can go in the afterlife are heaven and hell, and the only way to heaven is through Jesus, not robotics. Robin Williams in yet another sinful role.
Flubber. Speaking of sinful, Flubber was ungodly as well. The movie glorified science, sorcery, and satanism and must be avoided by our children. In it, Robin Wiliams creates an ungodly green slime that has magical powers. This sounds like some type of voodoo or black magic to me. Keep it away from your kids.
Jumanji. The movie Jumanji was created to make kids want to play with Ouiji boards and practice ungodly acts of channeling and seances. It also portrayed Darwinism favorably by showing children as half man half monkey. The movie was a coup for Darwinists as it showed a viable example of a missing link for our children to imagine, and was a way for Darwinism and Satanism to both sneak into the minds of our children. Every copy of this ungodly film should be destroyed.
Happy Feet. Happy Feet is also ungodly in that it teaches that opposition to authority is a good thing, thus undermining the strength of Christianity and the Bible. It also has subliminal messages about global warming, implying that people that reject global warming are brain dead and stupid. This is nothing more than an ungodly propoganda piece for the environmentalists.
Enough about his movies. I’ve given you enough proof there. Let’s look at other things too.
Did you know that Robin Williams was a confirmed cocaine addict? Cocaine is not the way to heaven, but rather the way to hell.
Did you know that Robin Williams named his daughter after a character from the Legend of Zelda, also known as Satan’s game?
Did you know that Robin Williams was friends with the ungodly sinner Christopher Reeve? God punished Reeve for his sins in this life by making him a quadriplegic. God is punishing Robin Williams now in hell.
Did you know that Robin Williams was Muslim? Here’s proof:
Did you know that Robin Williams sacrificed goats to Satan at the Bohemian Grove with Alistair Crowley? I saw that in an article on the internet.
Did you know that Robin Williams was a member of the evil Illuminati?
Did you know that God punishes all who reject His gift of life with an eternity in Hell?
Let us pray that the suicide of Robin Williams will not inspire other people to kill themselves and cast themselves into the depths of Hell. Suicide is the evil, easy way out of this life, and a sure ticket into Hell. God hates Robin Williams, and Robin Williams is being tortured in Hell with Michael Jackson, Judas, Charles Darwin, Richard Feynman, and Carl Sagan as we speak. Dear readers, do not follow in his footsteps.
Robin Williams is burning in Hell as we speak, but you don’t have to. Jesus Christ gave us a surefire way to escape Hell. The only way to enter heaven is to be born again in Him. We must give up our wealth, pick up our nets, and follow Him. Robin Williams followed his wallet and is in Hell. We can follow Jesus and go to heaven. Make the right choice, and choose paradise.
From your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker