Labyrinth is for Satanists

Hello viewers,

David Bowie representing witchcraft by using a crystal ball.

David Bowie representing witchcraft by using a crystal ball.

Have you indulged in a film that is full of sexual immorality, witchcraft, beastiality, hate, homosexuality, deceit, and other Anti-Christian themes that is called Labrynth? Labrynth is a heathen film that is loaded with all these themes, and its content truly comes from the depths of Hell. The film is an example of how Satan corrupts the minds and works with Hollywood in an attempt to De-Christianize America. Read on to learn the evils of the film, and also be sure to check out this analysis by Capalert: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/labyrinth1986.htm

This film has all the hints that glorify Satan.

This film has all the hints that glorify Satan.

The film starts off with a teenage girl who is disobedient to her parents and does not follow the commandment that is about honoring thy parents. After being told to babysit her two year old brother, she utters a reference to witchcraft by commanding demons to take him away. Following the scene, we are treated to scenes of demons and a pro-evolution scene where an owl enters her room and turns into a man of evil powers played by David Bowie, who is well known for committing homosexual acts in real life. What an offense to God and Christians! But that is not where it ends.

Bowie’s character abducts the baby for his heathen pleasures, probably like atheists that would abduct babies for eating, and the girl is forced to walk a maze to find her brother in 13 hours before he is turned into a demon. The girl befriends a demon by the name of Hogwarts, which the name refers to the witch craft academy from the evil Harry Potter books.

Meanwhile, we are treated to scenes of witchcraft and Pagan rituals from David Bowie. As an example, Bowie sings about using voodoo in his ungodly song “Dance magic dance.” Here are the lyrics that prove the ungodliness of this film:

“you remind me of the babe…what babe..the babe with the power…what power? the power of voodoo!”

As he is singing about using black magic, we also see his cult of demons dancing and worshiping him like a god. This is a violation of the Ten Commandments that instructs us not to worship false gods. However, it doesn’t end there. Bowie commits other acts of witchcraft by using crystal balls to see events that are happening. The perverted filmmakers also make multiple camera angles focus a lot on what fans love to call, the “Bowie Bulge”, which results in the audience being forced to see a ghosting of his private parts. This film is undoubtedly about furthering the homosexual agenda.

This is the perverted

This is the perverted “Bowie Bulge” that sick minded people love to talk about!

The homosexual appearance of Bowie was also used to inspire these other homosexual characters in following movies:

Legolas

There are other sinful acts in this film. The girl does beastiality and sexually immoral scenes with weird creatures that Darwin would have dreamed of for his “Missing Link” for evilution. A fox commits sexual acts with his dog. Characters deceive each other by telling lies. God’s name is taken in vain many times without calling him for prayer. We don’t see scenes where God is called upon to help the protagonist rescue her brother, but instead she uses various forms of evil magic that is offensive to God. Nonliving objects, such as doorknobs and stone faces can talk, and this shows evidence of demonic possession of the nonliving.

These creatures are exactly what Darwin imagined as

These creatures are exactly what Darwin imagined as “Missing Links”, but it’s too bad they are fake like evolution.

Horrifying scene of the girl committing beastiality with these weird creatures only Darwin and other evolutionists would have dreamed of to support evolution.

Horrifying scene of the girl committing beastiality with these weird creatures only Darwin and other evolutionists would have dreamed of to support evolution.

Nonliving objects talk as if they were demonically possessed!

Nonliving objects talk as if they were demonically possessed!

Watch in this clip how Bowie is based off Satan who tried to tempt Jesus into sin. Also try to avoid gazing at the “Bowie Package.”

The film is why we see children become rebellious to their parents and commit acts of drug use and sex before marriage, and it truly glorifies Satan and his demons. The film has also resulted in people dressing up in gothic clothing, atheism, rise in witchcraft and satanism, pedophilia, kids bringing pornography magazines and DVDs into church, believing in evolution, teaching evolution, strip clubs, doing drugs, and other sins that result from the Tree of Evil that produces these bad fruits. This film, just like other films that promote such smutty material from Hollywood, must be sent back to the depths of Hell where it came from. Let’s take a stand for Jesus and tell Satan that he is not welcome in our lives. Let’s cut down and burn the Tree of Evil that is producing these bad fruits. Let’s take back Hollywood for Christ.

Martin Baker and Jim Solouki

12 thoughts on “Labyrinth is for Satanists

  1. Taylor says:

    haha

  2. paulobrito says:

    I can’t disagree more. But I like the time you take to write all this stuff. Gz to that.

  3. Liutgard says:

    This is just sad. Getting this wound up about a nearly 30-year-old fantasy film is a colossal waste of time. If you are concerned with God’s work, why are you mucking about with things like this? Take another read through the book of Matthew. There’s quite a few things in there that Jesus explicitly told us to do, which have nothing to do with reviewing old movies.

    And by the way- the creature’s name is ‘Hoggle’, not Hogwarts. I don’t know where Hoggle came from, but JK Rowling got the name for Hogwarts from an arcane name for a tiny, uncommon wildflower that grows in the British Isles. There’s no relationship between the two.

  4. P.C.Miller says:

    Labyrinth Exposed!

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