God hates the Catholic Church!

I’m going to steal your soul and lead you into the fires of Hell.

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that all the world’s Roman Catholics are headed straight to Hell? Why? Because the Catholic Church is leading them there! The Roman Catholic Church is Satan’s own special organization here on Earth. It is an unChristian, ungodly organization committing ungodly heathen acts while claiming to be acting in the name of Jesus. The world’s Roman Catholic scumbags are nothing more than Earthly agents of the devil.

Pope John Paul II, angel of Hell

Pope John Paul II, the Catholics’ favorite dead man in a funny phallic hat, is burning in Hell as we speak, just like all other deceased popes. Not only did John Paul II wear a penis shaped hat (which was symbolic of homosexuality), but he also defended pedophiles, sold indulgences, and generated vast amounts of wealth. The papacy is a money-grubbing, ungodly organization that claims to provide the infallible word of God in order to line their pockets with money that should instead be given to the poor. In fact, the Bible tells us that it is easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven, and yet the Roman Catholic Church is one of the wealthiest organizations on the planet! Look at some of the possessions of the Vatican:

look at that gold!

Pope Benedict, Nazi conspirator, worshiping his gold.

the pope replacing Jesus with gold.

In fact, the Roman Catholic church collects gold, jewels, and money because they nothing more than a Satanic political organization posing as Christian. Ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition? During the Inquisition, the Catholics tortured anyone who didn’t worship in the way they did in order to squelch dissent and quiet True Christians. While it was good that they killed Muslims and other heathens, their ultimate goal was to exterminate the True Christians that presented a real threat to their power.

The Catholics, in fact, act as a global, evil Empire. George Lucas wasn’t merely being creative when he modeled the Empire in his Star Wars movies on the Catholic Church. In fact, the Empire from the Star Wars movies offers a perfect illustration of how the church operates. Look at the following images:

Pope Benedict and the Emperor from Star Wars

note the similarities.

Consider the following video of the Pope exiting his Pope plane.

Funny how well the audio from Star Wars fits with the video, isn’t it?

So we’ve proven that the Pope is a Satanic servant of the devil who worships gold and that the Church, as a whole, is an evil global empire. What next? Pedophilia. The Catholic Church is filled with it! In fact, it is rumored that the last pope left the Church to escape from the scandal caused by Church coverups of pedophilia. What did Jesus say about people that harm children? Let’s take a look. Christ’s answer can be found in Matthew 18:6: “But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.” Since many priests are pedophiles, and many that aren’t pedophiles are protecting those that are, this is clearly an ungodly organization. The Catholic Church is working for the Devil, not for Jesus!

a young child about to be molested.

Did you know that the Catholics believe that it is the job of a priest, not of Jesus, to forgive sins? That’s right boys and girls. If you sin as a Catholic, you are taught to go ask a priest for forgiveness. You don’t ask God for forgiveness. You ask a crusty old man in a black suit with a white collar to forgive you. Often that man makes you do things to earn forgiveness. That’s probably how many cases of pedophilia occurred. The priest probably used his power over children to convince them to let him molest them.

Catholics don’t ask God for forgiveness for their sins. The ask this guy.

The Catholics even believe that they are actually eating the body and blood of Jesus during their Mass celebrations. This is as absurd as Mormons baptizing the dead. Everyone knows that those stupid wafers and wine aren’t really the body and blood of Jesus. They don’t change form after the priest says his Satanic spells over them. I know this for a fact. I’ve had a Catholic communion wafer analyzed chemically. Guess what it is after so-called consecration by the priest? Still a wafer. Just a wafer. These people actually believe that they are eating the body and blood of Jesus! This is as stupid as the Native American heathens that believed that they would receive the strength of their enemies by consuming their dead bodies. This reeks of Pagan foolishness, and these heathens should not be trusted.

might as well be a cookie. It’s not really Jesus that they’re eating.

It’s just a stupid cracker!

In fact, the Catholics ARE pagans! Rather than just follow the Trinity in the traditional Christian manner, the Catholics have made false idols out of all the saints! They worship the dead famous Catholics that they believe to be “saints”, or people in heaven with an ability to intervene with God for us. Now boys and girls, that’s just plain stupid. How do the Catholics know who is a saint? The pope in the penis shaped hat tells them!

a Catholic-pagan altar, showing how pagan the Catholics really are.

this Hindu altar looks just like the Catholic one!

In fact, the Catholic Church is nothing more than a patriarchal power-grubbing machine designed to control people. The Bible teaches us that we can speak directly to God. In fact, Jesus tells us this. The Catholics, on the other hand, claim that we need to have the saints intervene for us. Jesus taught us that we need only Him to bring us to God. The Catholics, on the other hand, claim that people have to have a priest pray for them and intervene. That’s just stupid boys and girls.

Jesus is the only intervention we need between us and the Father.

In fact, the entire structure of the Roman Catholic Church is designed to manipulate, deceive, and control people. Why, you ask? To feather the pockets of those at the top of the power structure. That’s right. The Roman Catholic Church is a gigantic, ungodly, Satanic pyramid scheme. Rather than serving the sick, the needy, the poor, the imprisoned, and all those that require our aid, the Catholics send their money to the diocese and the Vatican to line the pockets of their leaders. This is inherently ungodly.

Give me all your lunch money little boys, or I’ll molest you after the Mass.

Let us reject the evils of the Roman Catholic Church! As Christians, let us declare a war on Catholicism. Let us expunge it from our midst. Let us lead all Christians away from the Roman Catholic Church and to Jesus the Christ. Don’t let the papist scum fool you. They don’t care if they go to heaven. They only want your money. Reject the Catholics and be born again in Jesus. The ONLY way to go to heaven is to be born again in Christ. Let us reject the Catholics. Let us reject their idolatry. Let us reject their stupid crackers. Let us reject their made up sacraments. Let us reject the Catholic Church and embrace Jesus! It’s time to take back the world for Jesus. It’s time to take back Christianity for Christ.

you must be born again.

Join Martin and I in this True Christian mission. Protest outside of your local Catholic Church today. Leave informational fliers about the Truth of Jesus and why Catholicism is false on the dashboards of cars in parking lots at Mass so that these people might be led to the light of Jesus. Go to a Catholic Mass, but ask questions during the service. Challenge the priest when he “consecrates” the cracker and wine. Ask him how he knows that the cracker is Jesus’ body. He won’t have an answer. In fact, he will most likely just tell you to leave.

Leave Roman Catholicism and find Jesus.

Join us in this True Christian mission! Let us take down the Catholic Church and replace it with a True Christian Church, based on the laws of Jesus rather than the laws of man. Roman Catholic readers? You need to repent and leave the Church or go to Hell. I sincerely hope that you will make the right choice.

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

53 thoughts on “God hates the Catholic Church!

  1. What says:

    Is this satire please tell me this is satire

    • this is NOT satire. This site is as legitimate as Jesus. The Catholic Church is ungodly and is headed to Hell. If you’re a Catholic, I suggest that you jump ship before they take you with them.

      Yours in Christ,


      • Eyegore says:

        “Legitimate as Jesus”…there’s your answer.

      • Jared says:

        For the sake of your salvation, I’m still hoping that it’s satire. Prayers for you.

      • this isn’t satire. Jared, I am going to Heaven. The Holy Spirit has confirmed that through prayer. I can only pray that you will come to know Jesus so that I might be able to see you there as well.

        Yours in Christ,
        Jim Solouki

      • if the catholic church is ungodly, why has so many catholics given me the greatest spiritual aid in my quest for truth?

      • because there are many wolves in Sheep’s clothing out there. Jesus Himself warned us to beware of them.


      • or maybe you’re the one who is ungodly. you do know that early patristics like ignatius and irenaeus believed in the real presence of jesus in eucharist, right?

        i’m going to be a catholic. without catholic, i would not be entertaining christianity.

      • I hope you enjoy Hell then. The only way to heaven is to be born again. I’ll be praying for you to find salvation, but you need to help yourself first friend. You should stay away from that Catholic cult and keep your future children away from the fiddling hands of priests!

        Yours in Christ,


      • you make the same attacks against the church that atheists make. are you an atheist?

      • I’m not an atheist. I am a True Christian who knows that the catholic church is ungodly.

      • but it’s not ungodly. it was the religion established by jesus. jesus is god, right?

      • Catholicism is not the same religion any more. The sales of indulgences, the myth of Papal Infallibility, the Inquisition, and the extreme propagation of wealth collected by the Catholic Church lies in stark contrast to what Christ wanted in His Church. In a sense, yes, “Catholicism” was started by Jesus. However, the Catholic Church lost its way in the middle ages. The responding Protestant reformation is where the Church shifted to then. So while the institution of the church is technically the same body created by Christ, the protestants are far closer to the actual truth of Christ. Same starting point, but the Protestants realized that the Church was in error. Born Again Christianity is where the truth lies. Catholics are still living in error.


      • It wasn’t a sale of indulgences. it was a distribution of indulgences for people who did good acts to work out fewer time in purgatory. they were given to crusaders who defended the church from the spread of heresy.

        the inquisitions were instituted in order to provide a fair trial. before the inquisitions, it was state courts who dealt with accusations of trials and they were always biased. the inquisitions were actually much more fairer than our own u.s. state courts.

        the propagation of wealth came from jesuits who left their property to the catholic church during the time of the black death in seville. they were the only ones willing to present these people their last rites. i’m a history major and i’m studying the inquisition and the protestant reformation right now by the way.

      • Indulgences actually were sold heavily during the Middle ages.

        Why doesn’t the church use that wealth to feed the poor and starving masses? Why do they instead collect millions and millions of dollars in gold and jewels to keep in the pope’s house?

        Jesus would want us to feed the poor and reject material things, not to collect material things.

      • “Why doesn’t the church use that wealth to feed the poor and starving masses?”
        ever heard of mother theresa?

        “Indulgences actually were sold heavily during the Middle ages.”
        by people abusing them. that was never the intended purposes of indulgences. even martin luther’s case didn’t have indulgences being “sold”. it had them being earned through work for the church.

      • Mother Theresa helped the poor, but why does the pope have billions of dollars worth of art and the like just sitting in his mansion? That’s pretty sinful if you ask me.

        Exactly, the Church as a whole abused indulgences and lost the keys of Christ. That’s why the Catholic Church is no longer legitimate. The Catholic Church no longer has a True Biblical foundation, and is headed to Hell.

      • because the church functions as a gateway to god. these decorations present to us the reality of heaven that is present at the liturgies.

        the church as a WHOLE most certainly did NOT abuse indulgences. that is a MALICIOUS LIE! are you even an historian? do you have any education in history whatsoever? if so, where from?

        the catholic church does have a true biblical foundation. protestants and catholics approach this idea of a biblical foundation differently. i find the protestants confusing. i used to be a protestant before deciding to become an eastern rite catholic.

      • Those decorations could instead be sold to feed the poor!

        I have a certificate in Biblical history from a local bible college. My credentials come from Jesus. Where are your credentials from? Some ungodly heathenistic university intimidated by the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union into removing Christ from the classroom?

        The Catholic Church most specifically is not Biblical in nature! They don’t even accept the fact that the Bible proves that the world is very young. They accept evolution, an old Earth, and the existence of space aliens. Sounds almost as kooky as the Mormon cult if you ask me!

      • and we use quite a bit of wealth to help the poor. we help them in a variety of ways and one of these ways is a heavenly focus but we also provide a material focus. i have worked alongside catholics on habitat for humanity numerous times.

        “I have a certificate in Biblical history from a local bible college”
        biblical history is not the same as european history which is what my focus on my major is. therefore, you have no qualifications to speak on the inquisition or the protestant reformation.

        “Some ungodly heathenistic university intimidated by the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union into removing Christ from the classroom?”
        far from it. but it’s not a christian university either. arizona state university is where i’m working on two B.A.’s from right now (religious studies and european history). one of my professors is a strong believer in the notion that people should be allowed to pray and/or reflect on their beliefs at some time in school.

        “They don’t even accept the fact that the Bible proves that the world is very young. They accept evolution, an old Earth, and the existence of space aliens.”
        a) there is no explicit teaching on this. church fathers such as st. augustine warned us to be very careful about our interpretations. church fathers like sts. justin martyr and irenaeus believed the days were 1,000 years long, and origen believed that genesis should be taken allegorically.
        b) the bible does not clearly teach that the earth has a young age. it could have several meanings for which we do not know.
        c) you can still be a catholic and a young earth creationist (not all catholics accept evolution).
        d) aliens are not ruled out by the bible or by monogenesis (that we descended from two parents–adam and eve) either so they are acceptable to believe in.

      • YouArePeter_OnThisRock says:

        You still haven’t explained then what you meant when Jesus said “the gates of hell SHALL NOT prevail”, and you said “well they’ve prevailed ever since the Popes married themselves to the Roman Empire.” I’m sorry (not really), but I’ll take Jesus’ word over yours every day of the week.
        Jesus didn’t say “You are Peter, and upon this (but not really this) rock, I will build my church (but you don’t have to go to church, a personal relationship with me is all that matters); and the gates of hell will not prevail for a little while, then they will, and then I’ll send Martin Luther to break unity and make the real church, but it really won’t be his church, it’ll be another church founded by some random person in the 20th century, and actually, it’ll just be a personal relationship with Christ that is all that matters, no actual church”.
        Jesus said “And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.” (KJV, just for you by the way)

      • Larry says:

        your site may be legitimate as Jesus, but what you’ve written is wrong as Satan itself

  2. Tony says:

    Wow, if this site isn’t meant to be satire..then let me just say you guys are making a pathetic, laughable mockery of Our Lord—all while spewing vicious and hateful lies against His Church, the one true & original Church the He established!

    BTW..I see from earlier posts that you guys are Rick Santorum fans. You *are* aware that he’s also Catholic, right?

    • Rick Santorum isn’t a real Catholic, he is a True Christian. The guy takes a stand for Jesus, not for his wallet, unlike the Catholics.

      Jesus didn’t intend for people to sell indulgences….yet the Catholic Church still gives them out today. If you don’t believe me, look it up.

      • Tony says:

        Indulgences are not *sold*–not that you have any clue what indulgences are in the first place, nor the solidly biblical rationale for them.

        Oh wait, you guys don’t even have the complete Bible (compiled by Catholics in the 4th century, of NT books written by Catholics in the 1st century)…so NVM.

        Just remember, all of us will be salted with fire. Plan on it…

      • indulgences are nonsense. They’re like little magic beans that the Catholics give people to escape an imaginary place called imagination land…I mean purgatory. Purgatory is as fake as the Book of Mormon.


  3. Alex C says:

    All uninformed, poorly written, and downright heretical comments aside… you realize Star Wars was created long before Pope Benedict XVI, right?

    • You realize that Pope Benedict XVI was a Hitler Youth, right?

      And you do realize that the Catholic heathens accept Darwinism, right?

      • Jared says:

        Generally, it’s a good idea to do actual research before attacking a man. Young Joseph Ratzinger barely attended the meetings (risky, since being in the Hitler Youth was demanded by law), and showed heroic virtue when drafted into the army. When the allies drew near, he abandoned the army and went home rather than fight for Hitler.

        If you have any love of Christ, then publish an apology for attacking Benedict’s reputation.

      • Benedict is an agent of the Devil working for the Anti-Christ. I’m not going to apologize for calling a spade a spade.

  4. Erin says:

    I’ll be praying for you at my mass while I’m waiting to receive my Jesus cracker.

  5. Erin says:

    If hell is the presence and love of God than yes that’s exactly where I’m going.

    • you need to know Jesus, not have a man “lead you” to Jesus. you shouldn’t trust the Catholic Church Erin; it will only lead you to Hell, and eternal separation from Jesus.


      • Jared says:

        An entirely unscriptural view (and untraditional too, of course). When Israel needed to be brought back to Him, did He only inspire Scripture? Or did He send a prophet on a mission to them?

      • so you’re telling me we can’t talk to God or Jesus, but instead we need a priest to do it for us? Forget that. I’d rather have an actual relationship with Jesus. Not through some creepy dude that hates women and touches children.


      • Larry says:

        if nobody should lead you to Jesus, how do you know Jesus?

  6. Erin says:

    The Catholic church is the church that led me to Christ, and the only church that can be traced back through apostolic succession. I have encountered Christ in the Catholic church through the Eucharist, and Eucharistic adoration. I know Jesus, and that he gave Peter the authority to lead the church thus making him the first pope.

  7. gabboet says:

    But really guys…. is this satire? The Onion eat your heart out!

    • Really gabboet. This isn’t satire. This webpage is as legitimate as Jesus and we don’t appreciate everyone thinking that we’re fake. We are a True Christian site, unsaved unwelcome! Accept Jesus or burn in hell mate. That’s your choice.

      Yours in Christ,


      • Tony says:

        True Christianity = the Catholic Church.

        Heretical Protestant sects = what the Apostles warned us about (1Cor 1:10-13; 2Tim 4:3-4; 1John 4:1)

      • If the Catholics are right, then how come the Pope trots around with million of dollars in gold, golden chalices, golden crosses, fluffy red slippers, and an expensive, bulletproof, popemobile? Why don’t they give the Vatican’s billions of dollars to the poor instead of letting the Pope live like a king?

    • YouArePeter_OnThisRock says:

      You realize a lot of things that the church has, including most of the gold in the pictures you showed, are gifts from foreign nations for various things. It would be a sign of disrespect to get rid of them.
      Did you know that the Catholic Relief Services is the largest donor of money and time to Africa, in the world? Did you know the Knights of Columbus donated the most amount of time and money out of any religious organization in the United States to charities in the US? And 2nd overall to US charities, behind Bill Gates.
      The Church HE founded is doing PLENTY. By the way, when you said “well they’ve prevailed ever since the Popes married themselves to the Roman Empire.”, you called Jesus a liar. So basically on this thread, you’ve called Jesus’ own words a “satanic ritual” and called Jesus a liar when he said “the gates of hell SHALL NOT prevail over it.”

      • You do realize that Jesus tells us to give up all our possessions, follow Him, and help the poor, correct?

        No, Jesus is not a liar. The Catholic Church is a bunch of liars. They only CLAIM to be the True Christian religion. Here’s a hint. They aren’t. Neither are the Mormons, who claim the same exact thing.

    • YouArePeter_OnThisRock says:

      You still haven’t explained then what you meant when Jesus said “the gates of hell SHALL NOT prevail”, and you said “well they’ve prevailed ever since the Popes married themselves to the Roman Empire.” I’m sorry (not really), but I’ll take Jesus’ word over yours every day of the week.
      Second, please elaborate on how Jesus, in Matthew 26, and in the other Gospels as well, is apparently performing a “satanic spell” when he said “take this all of you and eat of it..” etc.
      “You do realize that Jesus tells us to give up all our possessions, follow Him, and help the poor, correct?”
      Guess you’re lying, evil, satanic, and going to hell then too? Because I don’t know you in any way, but I do know you are using a computer, which is a possession. You haven’t sold all you own to the poor! You must be going to hell, along with those “lying Mormons”.
      As to you complaining that the word “Eucharist” isn’t even found in the Bible, did you know that the Trinity isn’t in the Bible? Nope, no where. The concept, yes, the word? No. Same with the Eucharist. Concept, yes, word , no.

      Also, I would kindly request that you take a look at my two previous comments, which you seem to have ignored posting, and reconsider your stance on the Church/the Mass/the Bible.

    • YouArePeter_OnThisRock says:

      Please, elaborate on how any of these things said during the preparing for, the consecration itself, or any part after, is a “satanic prayer”. It all comes from the Bible, and the most important parts are direct quotes from Jesus!

      Preparation of the Gifts:
      “Blessed are you, Lord God of all creation…” (cf. 1 Chron 29:10; Ps 72:18-19; 119:10; Luke 1:68)
      “Blessed be God forever. ” (cf. Gen 14:20; Ps 66:20; 68:35)
      Eucharistic Acclamations:
      “Holy, Holy, Holy Lord God of hosts…” (Isa 6:3; Rev 4:8)
      “Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.” (Ps 118:26; Mark 11:9; Matt 21:9; Luke 19:38; John 12:13)
      “Hosanna in the highest” (Mark 11:10; Matt 21:9; cf. Luke 19:38)
      Words of Institution: (see Mark 14:22-24; Matt 26:26-28; cf. Luke 22:17-20; 1 Cor 11:23-25)
      “Take this, all of you, and eat of it, for this is my Body, which will be given up for you” (a combination of Mark 14:22; Matt 26:26; Luke 22:19; 1 Cor 11:24)
      “Take this, all of you, and drink from it, for this is the chalice of my Blood, the Blood of the new and eternal covenant, which will be poured out for you and for many for the forgiveness of sins.” (a combination of Mark 14:24; Matt 26:27b-28; cf. Luke 22:17, 20; 1 Cor 11:25)
      “Do this in remembrance of me” (only Luke 22:19; 1 Cor 11:24a, 25b)
      Memorial Acclamations:
      “We proclaim your Death, O Lord, and profess your Resurrection until you come again.” (cf. 1 Cor 16:22)
      “When we eat this Bread and drink this Cup, we proclaim your Death, O Lord, until you come again.” (cf. 1 Cor 11:26)
      “Save us, Savior of the world, for by your Cross and Resurrection you have set us free.” (cf. Matt 8:25; Luke 4:42; Rom 8:21)
      Lord’s Prayer:
      “Our Father in heaven…” (Matt 6:9-13; cf. Luke 11:2-4; Mark 14:36; Gal 4:6)
      Doxology: “For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours…”
      (found only in some biblical manuscripts after Matt 6:13; cf. Rev 4:11; 11:15; 1 Chron 29:11)
      Greeting of Peace:
      “Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles, ‘I leave you peace, my peace I give you’” (John 14:27)
      “The peace of the Lord be with you always.” (cf. John 16:33; 20:19, 21, 26)
      Breaking of the Bread:
      “Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world…” (cf. John 1:29, 36; Rev 5:6-13; 22:1-3)

  8. Martin Baker says:

    This site is as honest as Jesus. There is no lie.

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