Bob Marley is Satan’s favorite stoner!

Bob Marley, enemy of Jesus, servant of Satan

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Bob Marley is burning in Hell? That’s right boys and girls, today, on his birthday, Bob Marley is burning in the fires of hell as we speak. Why? A number of reasons, and we’ll discuss them all in this post. Are you ready to learn why Bob Marley is in Hell? Do you want to escape his unholy, ungodly eternal fate? Read on.

Bob Marley was a regular user of Satan’s favorite substance, the ungodly, unholy marijuana plant? That’s right boys and girls. Marijuana, as a drug, was invented by Satan. Hemp was created by God to serve as rope in the Garden of Eden. When death entered into the world as a result of Eve’s transgression, Satan bastardized hemp, giving the marijuana plant its drug like qualities. Satan uses this drug to lead young people away from Jesus and into lives of depravity and addiction.

Bob Marley sold his soul to the devil in return for his material success as a musician, only to use his fame and popularity to lead millions into sin. Does everyone remember what Jesus said about people that lead people into sin? I’ll quote the Bible for you in case you don’t, or in case you’re one of the unwashed unsaved that actually thinks that Bob Marley was a good person. Let’s look at Matthew Chapter 18 verse 6: “But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.” Unfortunately, Bob Marley was not drowned in the depth of the sea. Bob Marley led millions to Hell, and is burning there alongside all of them today.

Bob Marley was a false prophet. Let us take a look at what Jesus had to say about False prophets, Matthew, Chapter 17, verses 15-20:
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.”

false prophet, burning in Hell

The truth is clear then. Bob Marley is burning in Hell. How do we know that Marley was a false prophet? Just look at his songs! Marley supported homosexuality, as suggested by his song “No Woman, No Cry”. This is a homosexual anthem inspired by Satan. A Christian would have written a song titled “Know Jesus, no cry”. Bob Marley’s song “Buffalo Soldier” is an anthem rejecting Christianity and embracing heathen religion. “Three Little Birds” is a blantant mockery of the Holy Trinity, and “One Love” is a veiled attempt to worship Satan. When Marley talks about “the Lord” in this song, he is really talking about the Devil. Listen to the music, and the lyrics. This is a song based on Marijuana, the devil’s drug!

Bob Marley, then, is barbecuing in the fires of hell as we speak. Much like Marley might have lit a cigarette to smoke, so the demons in Hell are taking flames to Marley, as we speak. Don’t be like Bob Marley. Don’t go to Hell. Embrace Jesus the Christ, our Lord and Savior. Reject the sinful music recorded by Bob Marley. Bob Marley is a sure way to Hell. Jesus is the only way to Heaven.

Let us reject the evil Satanic music recorded by Bob Marley! Let us take back the radio for Jesus!

From your friends,

Jim and Martin

As president, Rick Santorum would fight against the evils of drugs in America. Vote Rick Santorum for president in 2016!

7 thoughts on “Bob Marley is Satan’s favorite stoner!

  1. Martin Baker says:

    Amen Jim! There are also stories of Michael Jackson in Hell, and they deserve mention in an upcoming entry!

  2. Ecclesia Katholicos says:

    “Did you know that Bob Marley is burning in Hell?”

    No I didn’t. How did you know Jim.

    Just look at his songs! Marley supported homosexuality, as suggested by his song “No Woman, No Cry”. This is a homosexual anthem inspired by Satan.

    I’ve never heard of that song and only scantly heard of the late Mr. Marley.

    How do YOU know about this song Jim? (I’ve never even heard of it before)

  3. Ecclesia Katholicos says: is “The Onion” of Christian blogs. This is all satire people.

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