God Hates One Direction

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that God hates that Satanic homosexual teenaged British boy band called One Direction? One of their members, the American one, Justin Bieber, just got arrested for drunken driving. All of the members are homosexuals, as evidenced by their chosen genre of music. Much like Insink and the Backstreet Boys, all “boy bands” are homosexual. It’s a proven fact. Let’s take a look at these “boys”.

One Direction….to HELL!

The music videos released by One Direction are laced with homosexual themes. Consider their video for their song “Wrecked Ball”. In the video, one of the members cross-dresses, mimics the act of giving a blowjob on a hammer, and even rides a giant ball. This is a blatant embrace of homosexual themes if I have ever seen one! Here’s proof:

singer from one direction kissing a hammer

singer from One Direction riding a ball and dressed as a woman

While the crossdressing moment by the One Direction singer is disturbing, One Direction is not the first British band to dress as women. Queen did the same thing for their music video “I Want to Break Free.” Why did they do this? Because Freddie Mercury, their singer, was a raving homosexual that embraced the spirit of sodomy, moved to Denmark, and bought little boys as sex slaves. This is sinful stuff, and One Direction is following Freddy Mercury, who died of AIDS as a punishment from God for homosexuality, straight to Hell.

these aren’t the girls you’re looking for

Freddie Mercury, Satan’s plaything

In an attempt to dispel their homosexual image, the boys from One Direction have allied themselves with Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga is a sinful, evil, woman that may in fact be the human embodiment of the whore of Babylon. One thing is for certain, she is an agent of Satan, and was perhaps sent by Satan to recruit One Direction to Satan’s cause.

One Direction and the Whore of Babylon

The American and British support of One Direction has been overwhelming. This has led to a quick deterioration of the American and British image overseas. In fact, things have gotten so bad that the American government has warned Olympic athletes to not wear Team USA gear outside of the Olympic Stadium in Sochi, Russia. This is because Russia has remained staunch in the fight against homosexuality. There is fear that the Russians will attack Americans for their support of sodomy.

We need to reject One Direction and send them back to the depths of Hell where they came from. God hates One Direction and will cast their fans into the depths of Hell with the band. Anyone that supports One Direction supports homosexuality, a sin that God Himself tells us is an abomination in the Bible.

Let us take back the radio with Johnny Cash and other True Christian artists. Let us take back the airways for Christ.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

Elect Rick Santorum as president in 2016!

9 thoughts on “God Hates One Direction

  1. abaaaabbbb63 says:


  2. rickray1 says:

    I’m sure the pedophile priests within the Catholic Church and the Vatican far outnumber any child abusing rock singers. Just ask the Vatican how much money they’ve had to pay out to sexually abused children. http://www.vaticancrimes.com

  3. ajajajajajajaja says:

    Poe’s law to the fullest extent. I can’t tell if you’re joking or if you actually think Miley Cyrus is a cross dressing member of One Direction. Either way it’s a great example of the severe retardation that christianity can impose on people

    • I’m not joking. What is this Miley Cyrus? This site is as legit as Jesus, and we are not a “Poe” site. We have nothing to do with that evil poet from Baltimore.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim Solouki

      • The Illogical Reaper says:

        Miley Cyrus! AKA Hannah Montana. How do you confuse her with Beiber and One Direction? Have you become THAT stupid and delusional?!

  4. You had me man. You totally had me.

  5. Kiva Hut says:

    Justin Bieber is not an “American”. You’re a sad human

  6. Franco says:

    Wow that whole month you disappeared, but you came with new fresh ideas, now regarding to the post. One Direction to hell, yeah so good to be true, I think even Satan doesn’t want them.

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